Celeste

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Indie game about gender dysphoria
    No thanks

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Great game. Lots of fun mods.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Any nude mods?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I enjoyed the main game a lot, but Farewell's berry actually got frustrating for me so I never delved into fangame territory

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Trust me, the mods don't start out on Farewell levels of bullshit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Farewell's berry actually got frustrating for me so I never delved into fangame territory
        the big collab projects usually make it a point to accommodate for different skill levels, so there will be lobbies for beginner levels then intermediate, advanced, grandmaster levels

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pizza Tower is better imo. Celeste becomes obnoxious at certain levels while PT is only annoying with Golf

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >PT is only annoying with Golf
      rewarded by a funky music.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was fun. I didn't understand how it was a trans thing. Everyone has insecurities and dark sides. Nothing trans specific about it to me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      specifics about how her insecurities manifest such as her difficulty with mirrors and being photographed, and that Badeline identifies herself as Madeline's pragmatism, are heavily trans coded
      compounded by things like the stage 5 mirror music hidden message really pound in that it's a very specific brand of depression
      t. ranny

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Right but you can have issues with looking in the mirror and being photographed without being trans.

        t.ugly fatty

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't it make it a worse message overall if you limit to to a specific subsect of people? Genuinely I imagine the best way to reach trans acceptance is to make their struggle make sense to others at large because it is a "self confidence" issue which everyone can relate to. It's been how I've come to terms with trans people, I don't understand your specific struggle and find it weird but I understand where you are coming from and "get it".

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're not a "troony". you're just a perverted man with autogynephilia. gender dysphoria doesn't exist.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >gender dysphoria doesn't exist.
          there are people who say the same about autism. I guess you don't have that problem

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >gender dysphoria doesn't exist
          Because you say so? What makes you so confident? Do you know aught of the quantitative science behind gender theory? The world's leading academic and public health institutions are unanimous in that gender dysphoria is a natural phenomenon, and that transgender people deserve respect, understanding, and dignity. Or do you think you know more than the world's leading experts because of what your favorite pastor or podcaster said?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    y can't celeste crawl?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      duck hopping is better

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I look like that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      asl?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        40 male Zimbabwe
        I'm not paying for a ticket so you'll have to fly out here ;3

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was filtered by it. Good game I think but I hated seeing my death counter rise so much for trivial mistakes. Why incorporate instant retrys (good game design) only to make you feel bad about dying?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      after the first 1000 deaths it stops mattering. Its also to give you reasons to replay levels to lower your death count.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >only to make you feel bad about dying?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chapters 3 and 5 are absolutely awful in every route but 2 and 4 are so godlike that it's ok

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too hard at the end, and the 3D version sucked.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did they add anything new to the new versions of the game?
    I only played the storymode and haven't touched the game outside because I'm not autistic enough

    [...]

    Sharty lost

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    troony game

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Came here to post this. I do not understand why people think this game is so great. The music is kinda nice, but that's about it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Name a real flaw that makes this a bad thing, literally only I wanna be the guy uses this in poor taste (on purpose)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only difference is that the second map will kill you faster so you can hurry and retry rather than waste extra seconds on a lethal descent.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    getting hit with "YOU WILL NEVER BE A MOUNTAIN CLIMBER" like 10 minutes into the game was a bit too on the nose for me. I'll just play platformers without inane subtext

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's a woman

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tfw no trans gf

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i really enjoyed the game and wanted more so i downloaded strawberry jam collab
    the first two lobbies are pretty reasonable and a fun difficulty increase but the third lobby onward are just too hard to be fun

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    remember when it was just known as "that depression game"?
    I miss those times

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      blame the dev

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not trans so, this game doesn't interest me.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The trans stuff doesn't affect gameplay

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I literally don't know anything about American politics or /misc/ sperging, but why is this game so popular amongst the alphabet community?
    If you don't believe me, look up "Celeste speedrun" on YouTube.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Main dev trooned out several years after releasing it and retroactively made the protagonist a troony and retroactively made the game's story a metaphor for the protaganist's journey to gender acceptance (which according to the dev, it had been all along, but xhe hadn't realized this yet)
      Hilarious seethe ensured

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        forget to mention, xhe confirmed this with an epilogue which was released as free DLC
        as you can probably imagine this screenshot was used to start many bait/outrage threads on Ganker

        The game's story and dialogue was always fricking shit, making it a trans metaphor retroactively didn't change that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      forget to mention, xhe confirmed this with an epilogue which was released as free DLC
      as you can probably imagine this screenshot was used to start many bait/outrage threads on Ganker

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >look up a speedrun
      >surprised it is made and watched mostly by mentally ill people
      I mean, it doesn't help that the game was made by a avid LGBT supporter who trooned out himself some time after releasing the game, but speedrunning itself for some reason way too much attracts them

      How would you design a movement-focused platformer?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If you don't believe me, look up "Celeste speedrun" on YouTube.
      Everybody will believe you, speedrunning and trannies are both autistic as frick.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The developer actually interacts with the people speedrunning it, this was even before he trooned out and overall he made it a big deal to make his game appealing to that specific niche while nobody else really does it. The troony thing is just the cherry on top for good old AGDQ shilling.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you look up any speedrun you're going to see some alphabet soup motherfricker.
      Speedrunners are the only people where troons are the majority.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    luv the game
    'ate trannies
    Pirated it on the Switch right before the dev trooned out. Played it and liked it very much, but decided not to buy it, despite my principle to always give money to indie devs, especially for games I actually enjoyed. Ma'am made enough money anyway.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The A-ranks are cool. It gets boring after that. Like that meme about drawing a random level and then adding spikes everywhere. I love the music.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally a trannie game

    Good mechanics though

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not much to say, it's great, including the b and c sides. Just wish there was more content, some of the mods I've seen look insane and not in a good way

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was a grat game before they retroactively killed it. Making it suddenly about trannies made me regret beating it.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    After all the hype, I was slightly underwhelmed.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Madeline is one of the hottest traps in vidya

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dev made the game retroactively about a troony, destroying his game
    i hate leftists

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Madeline will always be a biological female and I don’t give a shit what the homosexual dev says

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this game was mid. not bad, not good, just 5/10.
    this game lacks skill expression since most levels can only be cleared in one way, atleast it has content.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    flagrant fanboy thread

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