>be """""""white"""""" amerimutt >mutilate yourself because your college professor said that gender is a spectrum >skip forward 10 months >blame Japanese media for not having a dick anymore
Eat shit and die.
He literally willed (or mindfricked) himself into becoming a chad. Meanwhile the guy he looked up to, the supposed "real chad", is shot to death despite being a sword user in a JRPG.
Cloud's larp is only successful because Hojo's frickery turned him into a superhuman and most morons have never actually met a SOLDIER, so when Cloud says "I'm a SOLDIER" after he twirls his 2-ton F22 wing sword like a baton, everyone just says "yeah clearly"
SOLDIERS are basically never seen by the population and get sent out on individual or small group black op missions if CC was actually canon, the only reason anyone knows what SOLDIER is, is because Shinra makes Sephiroth public (almost like showing off a nuke I guess)
>Chad
>literally a troony
>even AIs believe it's a girl
SE ruined a generation of men.
>be """""""white"""""" amerimutt
>mutilate yourself because your college professor said that gender is a spectrum
>skip forward 10 months
>blame Japanese media for not having a dick anymore
Eat shit and die.
Sorry bro, this is as gay as it gets, and no further.
>chad
do zoomers and weebs actually believe this?
no surprise birth rates are at an all time low
Real men are cute and attracts both gay black men and heterosexual women.
>faked it till he made it
Based. None of the homosexuals on this web-site could have pulled something like that off.
He literally willed (or mindfricked) himself into becoming a chad. Meanwhile the guy he looked up to, the supposed "real chad", is shot to death despite being a sword user in a JRPG.
Reminder that he's the only person who ever beat Sephiroth 1v1 in a fair fight.
He's also the only person that shanked him in an unfair fight
>gay strife
Based tbh ngl
kys
being comfortable with your sexuality is manly as frick
(i'm trans btw)
Not in Wall Market. There, he’s Stacy Strife.
Cloud larps as a chad. He was a loser with no friends as a kid and couldn't make the cut for SOLDIER.
>couldn't make the cut for SOLDIER
>mindfricks himself into becoming BETTER SOLDIER
>Cloud larps as a chad
As Barret said, pretty good larper if you ask me
cmon everyone, lets mosey
There ain't no stopping this train we're on!
Cloud's whole character arc is how he's an awkward loser pretending to be a chad.
He's just successful at it, while in reality anyone who tries it would come off as a bigger loser.
Cloud's larp is only successful because Hojo's frickery turned him into a superhuman and most morons have never actually met a SOLDIER, so when Cloud says "I'm a SOLDIER" after he twirls his 2-ton F22 wing sword like a baton, everyone just says "yeah clearly"
Well, where are all the other SOLDIERs then? For comparison.
SOLDIERS are basically never seen by the population and get sent out on individual or small group black op missions if CC was actually canon, the only reason anyone knows what SOLDIER is, is because Shinra makes Sephiroth public (almost like showing off a nuke I guess)
Built for cetra pussy juices
>defeatist autists ITT
These are the morons that go to Ganker or something like that and go "I have a small frame so why bother ngmi"