CHAOS TOLD ME THAT IF YOUR HAND IS BIGGER THAN YOUR FACE IT MEANS YOU HAVE CANCER AND MADE ME SLAP MYSELF WITH MY OWN HAND, AND THEN I SPENT THE WHOLE WEEK WORRIED ABOUT DYING OF CANCER UNTIL THE DOCTOR TOLD ME I WAS FINE
My favorite part of FF1 is bringing 4 White Wizards to his door and casting FEAR so many times that he pisses his pants, cries and runs away while his whole roof falls ontop of him.
>hates Chaos so much he makes Chaos real by becoming Chaos himself so that when he dies he’ll take Chaos with him
Is there any vidya character that even comes close to this level of autism?
CHAOS REMINDED THE TEACHER THAT THERE WAS HOMEWORK DUE TODAY
This guy would be great in Warhammer 40k.
I heard Chaos is actually pretty cool and Jack’s the bitch
CHAOS CONVINCED SAKURAI TO ANNOUNCE THE FINAL SMASH CHARACTER ON MY RELEASE DATE
Hello, I would like to assist in killing Chaos
CHAOS UNLEASHED THE X PARASITES AND CAUSED MY PLANS TO GO ARIGH
I’m building a team Ganker
Are you in?
I changed my makeup… but chaos didn’t notice. Ugh… Chaos… He never notices… these things.
Nah, I’m out. Sorry. I’m delivering semen and eggs to capital knot city.
>Jack
>Fang
>The Man who Rages Against the Storm
>[BIG SHOT]
2021 Ganker meme team is dimes.
Leave Chaos to me. I’ll plaster his tits all over the leather. It won’t be cinematic.
Chaos in not so bad.
t. Chaos
I’ve got my own reasons for killing Chaos but I’m willing to lend a hand
CHAOS POISONED OUR WATER SUPPLY, BURNED OUR CROPS, AND DELIVERED A PLAGUE UNTO OUR HOUSES!
He did!?
NO, BUT ARE WE GONNA WAIT AROUND UNTIL HE DOES?
I’M GONNA POP CHAOS!
Haha, count me in.
lets kill chaos right meow
Chaos… is in this thread…Now’s our chance…
CHAOS TOLD ME SUPERMAN 64 WAS A GREAT GAME
CHAOS SENT ME BACK TO THE PAST,
TO PLAY THE SHITTY GAMES THAT SUCK ASS
Favorite class?
You played the demo? I hope it comes to pc.
Haven’t played the demo but White Mage/Monk looks fun as fuck.
CHAOS TOLD ME THAT IF YOUR HAND IS BIGGER THAN YOUR FACE IT MEANS YOU HAVE CANCER AND MADE ME SLAP MYSELF WITH MY OWN HAND, AND THEN I SPENT THE WHOLE WEEK WORRIED ABOUT DYING OF CANCER UNTIL THE DOCTOR TOLD ME I WAS FINE
Kek
AAAA LOOK OUT IT’S CHAOS!
CHAOS POSTED A PICTURE OF ME AS THE BASEDJAK!
I gave up on the extra mission, fused elemental after chaos advent is just too hard
just snipe him bro
abababa
CHAOS STOLE 40 CAKES! THAT AS MANY AS FOUR TENS!
are we gonna be voting jack/garland/chaos for king of Ganker 2021 jackbros?
Only if he goes full Linkin Park and off himself in a edgy gesture.
CHAOS PAINTED A TUNNEL ON WALL AND I RAN INTO IT AND HURT MY FACE
jej
CHAOS ASKED ME "DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU’RE GAY?" FOR THE FIRST TIME
My favorite part of FF1 is bringing 4 White Wizards to his door and casting FEAR so many times that he pisses his pants, cries and runs away while his whole roof falls ontop of him.
>spamming the bane sword on a boss in FF1
>tfw it actually works
Spamming buff spell items in FF1 was great.
>use Giant’s Glove a dozen times to cast Saber for free on your melee characters.
>one shot everything.
CHAOS TOUCHED ME INAPPROPRIATELY AT SUMMER CAMP
Is Chaos a recurrent character in all the FFs? I only have played FF7 and remember that Vincent has it.
yeah chaos usually shows up in one form or another
So, he is like Cid and Bahamut? Pretty cool to have something relatable in every entry.
CHAOS ASKED ME OUT AND I ACCEPTED
BUT IT TURNED OUT TO BE A PRANK AND CHAOS LAUGHED AT ME
CHAOS SHARED MY DICK PICK WITH EVERY GIRL IN SCHOOL AND I SAW THEM LAUGHING
CHAOS REMINDED OUR TEACHER TO HAND OUT HOMEWORK
>hates Chaos so much he makes Chaos real by becoming Chaos himself so that when he dies he’ll take Chaos with him
Is there any vidya character that even comes close to this level of autism?