51 thoughts on “CHAOS PRETENDED TO BE A NIGERIAN PRINC EAND SCAMMED ME OUT OF MY MONEY”

  1. CHAOS TOLD ME THAT IF YOUR HAND IS BIGGER THAN YOUR FACE IT MEANS YOU HAVE CANCER AND MADE ME SLAP MYSELF WITH MY OWN HAND, AND THEN I SPENT THE WHOLE WEEK WORRIED ABOUT DYING OF CANCER UNTIL THE DOCTOR TOLD ME I WAS FINE

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  2. My favorite part of FF1 is bringing 4 White Wizards to his door and casting FEAR so many times that he pisses his pants, cries and runs away while his whole roof falls ontop of him.

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  3. >hates Chaos so much he makes Chaos real by becoming Chaos himself so that when he dies he’ll take Chaos with him
    Is there any vidya character that even comes close to this level of autism?

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