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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A Pizza Hut in the garage?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      LOOK YOU BIG-EARED FREERF

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Knows she has a guest coming
      >Know that he saved her cat, he's on her side and can kick Vandelay butt
      >Asks for his help
      >Leads him to her hideout, she knows he's coming
      >First thing she does is trap him and give him a head concussion
      >Then expects him to work for her
      What did Peppermint mean by this?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She's girlbossing

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She wanted to see his nipples

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Chai's silky smooth hairless belly.... Wanna lick so badly.
        inb4 he also has almost no pubes

        A boxers-only version of Chai?

        I am no briefsgay, but for some reason I think they would fit him more.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        SEX
        WITH
        PEPPERMINT

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yah I thought that was definitely a c**t move. I just headcanon'd it as a trap for her hideout that she forgot to undo before Chai came. Pepper was a b***h at first but she atleast got better as the game went on. And Chai handled her b***hiness pretty well imo.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          She was a bit b***hy but banter was fun and in the end she genuinely cared about Chai and complemented him on stuff he did well.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She thought it was funny.
        CNMN lets her know later that she has an empathy problem.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          And this endears us to her...how?
          I'm serious, the writing never lets go for a single scene that Chai isn't smart and holds it against him. But Peppermint's b***hiness is never punished. Why did the writers think that wouldn't annoy us?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            She was supposed to be a tsundere I guess since later she's usually worried sick for Chai. Until Microsoft decided she was better as a lesbian.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Until Microsoft decided she was better as a lesbian.
              Do we know Microsoft actually did that? Also She feels like she could be Bi more than anything. It's just Korsica is hotter than Chai.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Do we know Microsoft actually did that?
                Might as well have been. You know MS is not any less obsessed with wokeness than Sony.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No we don’t

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            As that anon said, CNMN does dab on her with the personality test, but also Chai is genuinely moronic as frick which is based, but it also justifies Peppermints attitude

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Neither of those do, though
              >CNMN
              The test means nothing to the plot. Chai's antics actually matter. If anything, Macaron and CNMN are punished for Peppermint's flaws, not hers. Which isn't how flaws in fiction should work
              >Chai
              That's the problem. The writing wants so hard to justify Peppermint's b***hiness that it refuses to put any limit on Chai's moronation. He's hurt by it.
              What's more, whether the writers realise it or not, he's actually right in most of his criticisms about Peppermint. Early on, she's a terrible communicator, and I'd say all the things she gets mad at Chai about are actually on her. (namely the reason why the Vandelay board know about them) But when is she called out by the plot in a way she actually regrets? Never. That's why CNMN's personality test feels so token, and a flaw should not be simply token.

              She was supposed to be a tsundere I guess since later she's usually worried sick for Chai. Until Microsoft decided she was better as a lesbian.

              We were so close to greatness, anon. This close.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >it refuses to put any limit on Chai's moronation. He's hurt by it
                Chai's endless stupidity is what makes him charming.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Microsoft demanding the punk dyke looking girl be gay
                That’s pretty stereotypical of you, Microsoft.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >The test means nothing to the plot.
                Its literally the turning point. She becomes gradually more accepting of Chai after this.

                I swear to God, people say this game has basic writing yet fail to grasp the beats.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                that pun fricking SUCKS

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Hehehehehe

                You're deluding yourself. Her running after Chai after he seems to have lost matters way more than anything she did after the psych test. She really doesn't get any less snarky. And you're still missing the point that Peppermint is never punished for her flaws.

                You know those two scenes happen nearly back to back, right? The end of Verse 3 and a decent amount of Verse 4 touches on Peppermint being a huge butthole for most of Tracks 2 and 3. From 5 and on she's still snarky but much more understanding of Chai and charitable to him.

                >BUT SHE MUST BE PUNISHED
                For being rude? Why? She got called out for being kinda b***hy and started working on it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >You know those two scenes happen nearly back to back, right?
                That's my entire point.

                >The end of Verse 3 and a decent amount of Verse 4 touches on Peppermint being a huge butthole for most of Tracks 2 and 3.
                How? The test doesn't count, lampshading her flaw is not addressing her flaw: we've been over that already. And she still continues to be snarky. She and Chai do not have a moment where they actually appreciate each other until Roquefort's defeat.
                >From 5 and on she's still snarky but much more understanding of Chai and charitable to him.

                >For being rude? Why? She got called out for being kinda b***hy and started working on it.
                Because flaws when unaddressed make characters unlikeable. This is writing 101. Don't make your flaws token, don't forget to balance them out. And if you have heartfelt moments between people where they overcome their flaws? Earn them.

                There's an alternate world where this game came out, and Peppermint not only has no limit or method to her b***hiness, and she gets crucified for every mistake, while Chai's stupidity is never so much as lampshaded. Is this better? No. I'd find it just as awful. I'd find both characters just as difficult to appreciate as I do now, despite all the good work the writers put in otherwise.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You sound autistic, holy shit.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, you're sounding pretty b***hy rn

                Just name-calling then. GGs

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Okay you can leave now

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Name-calling
                No, you're an idiot who doesn't understand people if you think being a bit of a c**t deserves some kind of meaningful punishment.

                If I was name-calling I'd call you a homosexual.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Writing 101. I don't know why this concept offends you so much

                Okay you can leave now

                no u

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, you're sounding pretty b***hy rn

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You're deluding yourself. Her running after Chai after he seems to have lost matters way more than anything she did after the psych test. She really doesn't get any less snarky. And you're still missing the point that Peppermint is never punished for her flaws.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          you can even see it in the game where she says like 3 times reassuring chai she trusts him, so the game clearly states that peppermint has problems with trusting/feeling for other people

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It's clearly something inherited, as Kale has an even worse version of it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >epic loner hacker is autistic
          Many such cases

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >give him a head concussion
        Dude, Chai is made of anime plot armor, no way he got hurt from that.
        And as for why the rope snare, likely to make sure Chai doesn't so anything stupid when he walks in, he has a habit of that.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Tsundere
        Are you a dubgay?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      808

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >you'll never get affectionately licked by the smooth tongue of your cat wife
      Why live?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        a bit smoother

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      STOP
      TRYING
      TO
      FRICK
      THE
      CAT
      CHAI

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A boxers-only version of Chai?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      All I want is Chai in his underwear. Is that really too much to ask for?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Korsica is in my bed!!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How can she be there when my face is currently being used as her chair while she reads emails?
      You must have the robo-version that Vandelay recently released anon.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm gonna get to the bottom of the head of security

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly I find the story and the characters legitimately cringe-inducing and hard to get through sometimes.

    Gameplay is great and I know they're trying to go for that whole "saturday morning kids' action cartoon from the 2000's kinda feel," but I can't stand the lead character, it's just too much.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they are made that way on purpose. Its not made to take seriously, is just goofy and thats ok, its part of the whole appeal of the game

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I know, I already stated that I know they were trying to go for that but even then it's still too obnoxious.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If you try to force that too hard it just becomes tacky.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I know, I already stated that I know they were trying to go for that but even then it's still too obnoxious.

      I liked Chai basically until the moment Peppermint showed up. In the first chapter, there was a lot of method to his madness. He wasn't dumb, he was out of his depth. And he was clearly upending the order of Vandelay.

      >Dismissed as good for nothing but garbage collecting
      >Is actually really musically gifted but in a world where music isn't valued
      >Music player transplanted onto his heart
      >Suddenly extremely capable in a fight, sees the world in the rhythm of music

      Writers need to have rules for their archetypes so they can earn their moments. Bugs Bunny was never the aggressor; he always struck out in self-defence. Calvin from Calvin & Hobbes had moments of hubris, but that's clearly because he was artistically minded and creative. In Hi-Fi Rush's case, they could have kept all their beats with Chai, so long as they rephrased them. No need for him to be oblivious, or not know what 'oblivious' means, or mess up to the point that you'd believe he can mess up anything.

      >Chai is artistically minded in a world that shits on creatives
      >Let him be smart at the things he's good at
      >Have all his idiot moments be results of his shortcomings

      That's it. It would have been really easy to do too, since Chai is surrounded by mathematically gifted minds, he's up against the managerially gifted corpos, and there is not one other artistically minded character to make him look worse.

      I thought they were going for this, since the tutorials are literally Chai's vision of him as a rockstar surrounded by adoring fans and encouraging announcers. But sometime after the Zanzo fight, when the writers resorted to making him dumb in every possible capacity instead, I realised they weren't. Which is a downgrade.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Is actually really musically gifted but in a world where music isn't valued
        He's a poser he doesn't actually know how to play the guitar

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, he doesn't know how to play the guitar, he wants to be a rock star without knowing how to actually make music. He doesn't show any real rhythm until the defect comes into play. He's just jamming on air guitar before that

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            There's music books next to his couch in the hideout. Chai isn't a complete poser, he actually does give a shit about music. He just didn't get to harnessing that potential until the music player got embedded in him

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Chai literally can't play guitar in the beginning

          Thank you for missing the point. I'm saying what they could have done instead to make Chai's dumb moments and smart moments better written

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Chai literally can't play guitar in the beginning

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        While that doesn't sound like a bad way to take Chai's character, I actually really like his happy go lucky stupidity. He's so unfazed by how most people talk to him that I can't help but respect him.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Uoh

          Sexy teen mocha

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That's what I loved about him initially, since in the first three chapters he's absolutely too brave to be ashamed. But later on, he did seem fazed. I wish he'd taken more of his dumb moments with a devil-may-care bravado, like a wannabe Dante who refuses to be the butt of the joke no matter how hard the world tries to make him one

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Chai is artistically minded in a world that shits on creatives
        >Let him be smart at the things he's good at
        >Have all his idiot moments be results of his shortcomings

        But that's exactly what the game does. All his failures are due to either his arrogance, his refusal to actually listen to other people, selfishness or being overeager. All his successes come from his creativity, his ingenuity, his kind heart and his confidence. He progressively gets better at what he does as the game goes on and changes as a person. People insult him constantly because he's ignorant in a world that only values knowledge.

        You're not criticizing the game for lacking internal logic. You pre-conceived the character and were disappointed when he didn't meet your expectations.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You know what, you're right. I am disappointed he didn't meet my expectations. And you're extra right about his successes, especially since the party come around to him at the endgame. But it's not true that his failures come just from his ego and hubris - the dude makes the Korsica fight harder for himself because he doesn't know what 'oblivious' means, for pity's sake. Was that really necessary for that battle to work? Would it really have been so bad for there to have been more internally consistent limits on the ways Chai can be moronic?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Considering how Chai used the word, he definitely knew what oblivious meant. I'm pretty sure when he said he didn't know what it meant it was to try and damage control the situation once he realized he messed up and the developers making the old oblivious joke.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I think half the point of Chai is you're not really sure how much of his stuff is "lucky dumbass" or how much is "he has a method to his madness". He's so overbearingly confident when things work out even when he clearly had minimal control over it that it may well be both.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I liked it because he wasn't going with baby gloves with Korsica. She's a grown ass woman, she can take some words

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >But it's not true that his failures come just from his ego and hubris - the dude makes the Korsica fight harder for himself because he doesn't know what 'oblivious' means, for pity's sake.
            How is using words you don't know the definition of not a problem with being overeager? He jumped the gun and said words without thinking. He then had to go "wait, does that mean what I thought it did?"

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Dismissed as good for nothing but garbage collecting
        He wasn't dismissed, that's actually all he was good for. Like, he wants to be a rockstar and has yet to take the first step.
        Half of Chai's journey and development is learning to cultivate his potential rather than letting his insecurities and arrogance stagnate his growth.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Chai on a date with peppermint at a restaurant with the "excuse me he asked for no pickles meme"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Korsica fits more thematically

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I want head of security so bad

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is this where Hi-Fi Rush smut is going to peak?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not until we get Krekkov and afrobull to do some art of a sweaty post-workout Korsica hungry for some Chai-dick.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This game needs more fan art

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        True. There’s more everyday but yet it’s still not enough.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The only reason this game doesn't have much fanart is because people are too busy playing the game to draw.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly yeah, a surprising amount of art seems to always be done during a lead up to release. Which this game didn’t have. It’s a popular game, more will come.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Also no anticipation/hype culture.

          People will be drawing art when they think back on it rather than in anticipation for it.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    cute and funny

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >what wlsw could you ask for
    gato sexo?

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't play games for filthy casuals.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    THIS GAME HAS NO ENDGAME
    >IS A GLORIFIED TECH DEMO SOLD AT FULL PRICE
    THIS GAME HAS NO ENDGAME
    >IS A GLORIFIED TECH DEMO SOLD AT FULL PRICE
    THIS GAME HAS NO ENDGAME
    >IS A GLORIFIED TECH DEMO SOLD AT FULL PRICE
    THIS GAME HAS NO ENDGAME
    >IS A GLORIFIED TECH DEMO SOLD AT FULL PRICE

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >full price
      But it's $30.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >where's muh endgame
      >must keep consooming

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Funny part: there is endgame

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Playing the same game instead of moving onto new product is not consooming.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Do you mean postgame? What could this game have had?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe something like Bloody Palace or maybe extra challenges or even a must style mode

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          In other words, more like Devil May Cry?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It's a joke this game actually has all that stuff

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Hi-Fi Rush literally has all three of those.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            it's jork

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Name 5 pure action games with an "endgame"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Barry, this thread isn't even comparing it to Forspoken. Give it a rest man.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It has a big fricking postgame. Seethe.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      do you know what "tech demo" means?

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Charming? Looking at this makes me more embarassed than at anime. At least in anime most people pretend it to be not for children but looking at something western where the characters look like 12 is just I can't.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Huff!!! You still play with TRANSFORMERS?! Why you don't play with GI Joe like me? So embarassing!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        But transformers is an old franchise and it even has had big animated movies. Meanwhile in this game you play as this kid.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He's 25.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I don't care what age your 20 000 year old e-girl dragon princess identifies as.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              that kind of argument doesn't really work here
              chai is tall and lanky and sounds like a young male

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                "He" is like an inch taller than the shortest girl character in the game.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Why the frick homies like you gotta act high-brow and like you're some mature high iq individuals when we're talking about toys here? Your realistic soldier shüt or open world arpg is in no way more mature than this game

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Get out, underaged tardling. Only the dumbest and most tryhard of stupid little childrens give frickall about the perceived maturity of the things they like.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Something good.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. It may have taken 7 years but Tango finally released a good game.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not being pozzed or leaning towards it pointlessly for the brownie points.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      One of the characters is lesbian and black

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Being black isn't pozzed when it isn't for race quotas. The Dyke thing definitely is, though.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Microsoft likely demanded it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >blonde hair
        >green eyes
        >slightly tan
        >hurr she’s black

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao her mother is a poo in the loo. Not everything is USA politics

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Unless we get word from Johan, I'm going with bi.

        Microsoft likely demanded it.

        Probably. At least it shows there will be romance in the future.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Thread full of bots

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    has anyone else pointed out that this guy really looks like the loss guy?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hardly. I'd argue Ethan's main physical traits are his haircut and shirt, neither of which Chai has.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        idk, maybe is just me

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Definitely just you

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He looks more like Ken from Persona 3 if he was grown up and American

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            and if he wasn't a DIRTY TEAMKILLER

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Chai's English VA was the dub voice of Akechi, and looking long enough they kind of look like brothers who went completely different directions in life.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He looks more like Ken from Persona 3 if he was grown up and American

          He's literally just Hiccup from HTTYD.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it that this game somehow avoids being cringe? It has the same "UHHH THAT JUST HAPPENED AM I RIGHT?" dialogue as borderlands or forspoken, yet in this game I can actually tolerate it. What makes this game different?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's PG. It's not trying to be FRICKED UP and HELLA WEIRD. It's being a fun cartoon.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't take itself seriously at all so you laugh at the cringe instead of cringing. It's still too much for some anons though, which is fair

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the issue was never the dialogue itself, in Forspoken's case it was because the dialogue deflates the sincerity and more serious tone it wants to go for, and in Borderlands' case its because the dialogue never knows when its time to stop fricking talking
      Hi-Fi Rush doesn't take itself too seriously to begin with so it doesn't feel that out of place

      we used to call these things cheesy instead of cringe

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      because you are a SHILL
      any adult watches the first "OMG LE WACKY RIFF THIS IS SO COOL" scene and asks for a refund

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Cope. Seethe. Dilate

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because that kind of dialogue actually fits a saturday morning cartoon with wacky characters and not a faux-edgy """adult""" story that takes itself way too seriously.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >cartoon artstyle so exaggerated movements go well with quirky dialogue as opposed to grown realistic adults saying these lines
      >everyone is actually a real friend and they care about each other, the lines are just friendly banter, in Marvel it's all sardonic, nihilistic, petty and spiteful one-liners obviously meant to belittle others
      >girls aren't c**ts, Korsica apologizes instantly after joining and is grateful they saved her, Peppermint genuinely cares about Chai and compliments him if he does stuff well
      >the combat and special attacks/assist show they work well together etc.
      >the humor is really well paced and edited and also unapologetic, game knows what it is and is not ashamed of it
      >Marvel humor is just a statement of insecurity, every super serious moment has to be underlined by some shitty humor while the game has genuinely nice moments among friends

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Its jokes aren't taking the piss out of its own premise. When they do break the fourth wall, most of the time it's to poke fun at an homage to something else (the Xenogears one is a good example)
      > It has the same "UHHH THAT JUST HAPPENED AM I RIGHT?" dialogue as borderlands or forspoken
      Breaking the fourth wall can have a lot of different implementations. For example, you can be making fun of your own premise or you can be making a soliloquy to the audience about your thoughts and feelings.
      Chai's is firmly in the latter camp. it's just that he's a doofus so his comments to the audience are more comedic than dramatic. But that's still firmly separate from Borderlands making fun of itself for being a video game.
      Forspoken's issue is much more the MCU issue of being sort of embarrassed by its own premise of being an isekai.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Soul. Not cynical, they loved what they were doing. Humans have a sixth sense for this shit. It’s why Forspoken always felt off, is why Redfall always look like shit. It’s corporate design, not soul design

  19. 1 year ago
    Niggers tongue my anus

    boobs and dickys

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Meh that you dont have a boss for stage 30 in rhythm tower.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    my soulful japanese devs had to crunch for this stupid reddit shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      crunch is only a problem to call out when it happens to games I already hate

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This isn't a forspoken thread

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yea it's a troony thread. look at her

        she literally looks like a man. silly americans don't know what's sexy anymore with all the troony propaganda in your country

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Even if you show snoy 2013 victoria secret model and he will find "bulge" and call her troony if she is not branded with snoy logo

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah no shit she looks like a man with that ugly tumblr artstyle, in the game shes pretty cute

          Meanwhile Barry's waifu looks like a skinwalker in every moment of the game

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Peppermint my beloved

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            she still looks like a man

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are you meaning the game or saying some gay shit?

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    More Coom skins for the last characters would be cool I think

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >beat Kale
    >game ends
    >spectra is still around
    >chai doesn't become a rockstar
    >no extra 'true final boss'
    Great game but man it could have been so much more if it just had a better ending.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think the three things they had cut in early development were a Zanzo fight, a level going back through Production at night, and a boss fight with a SPECTRA-controlled version of either Roxanne or Chai (the latter would need playable assist characters). I think what they plugged the holes with was charming but you can feel the pacing fluctuate.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >think the three things they had cut in early development were a Zanzo fight
        Entire Zanzo fight is the devs telling the player they ran out of budget for it

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Feels like they really should have put that one a bit later, because it means the second 'big boss' isn't actually there. If it was the third or fourth that'd be a bit more tolerable, but going from Rekka being a proper fight to Zanzo just being a fight gauntlet is a little weird, pacing-wise.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like stage 1 and Rekka feels like a proof of concept thing where they're expanding the world so they can do whatever they wanted but as you can sense later on that they seem to have cut down a lot of things and hard focused on the level designs to not show more or do more than they needed to to save on the budget.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How is he gonna become a rockstar when he doesn't know how to play a guitar. He starts learning at the end so maybe in a sequel.
      Spectra doors is just post game homie
      What would even be the true final boss? Kale was the main big bad

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone found the secret ending yet?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >shadowdropped so not datamined by trannies
      >game is full of soul and 'old-school' vibes
      There's obviously a secret ending somewhere.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Someone posted it online with the other Spectra doors.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    GATO
    SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    when do I get the parry?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Like 3 hours into the game dude, stop posting and play more

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bring shadman out of jail so he can do hi-fi tush

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >what else could you ask for?
    An end to the marketing.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      NO! Don't talk about good games! More Forpoken, genchin cumpact shilling, dead space shitflinging and thinly veiled off-topic threads is what I want!!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Also over half of these are just facts

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just unlocked the Sketch outfit.
    I'm not sure I have the will to 100% this game. Replaying all the levels 3 more times feels like a chore.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      All I need is the Korsica suit. What's the requirement? I already did a perfect run of her fight so I hope it's that and I get that as soon as I beat the game.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You can just buy that one

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if "shadow dropping games instead of spending shit tons of money in marketing" will become a trend ?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      For Gamepass it will, if the publisher believes its good enough to entice people with one release trailer. MS pays you roughly half of MSRP for every GP download, even if it's never launched. Bethesda has probably made their money back before even considering Steam sales.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >spending shit tons of money in marketing
      I wish you guys would stop pretending marketing isn't done for this game.
      Shadow dropping is a form of marketing.
      We are even in a paid shill thread right now.

      Stop being delusional

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >if you like games on a videogame board you're a paid shill

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There was clearly a marketing budget, but unlike most major publishers who dump tons until ads and tie-ins, they made one trailer and a few interviews at Tango and then threw a few generic Twitter ads up. Somebody at MS or Bethesda thought this is the kind of game designed for word of mouth and they were right.

        I've seen a few threads that have OPs that look like shilling but even in those you see people genuinely talking about the game and its handful of shortcomings in spite of liking it overall.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Nta but yah if anything I could see it just being some interns or low-level guys that work at Tango doing the shilling themselves. There couldn't be more than 3 to 5 of them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's the best way to release short-burst single player games.
      No matter how hard you work on a project like this, at the end of the day, people are going to buy it and complete it in a weekend.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Good character design, 90% of the late 2000 cartoon were pure trash.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    CAUSE THERES NO PLACE THAT I COULD BE WITHOUT YOU

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why did Corgan have a meltdown and take all of Zwan's songs off of Spotify?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Because it’s Billy Corgan

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Barry so obsessed with Hi-Fi Rush's sales performance?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He needs Forspoken to beat SOMETHING

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        https://store.steampowered.com/charts/topselling/US
        >hi-Fi Rush at 6 still
        >Forespoken about to fall off list entirely
        I actually had to Ctrl+F to find Forespoken

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          List is sorted by money made within a certain period and refunds count against it.

          Let this sink in:
          >Skyrim made more money than Forspoken this week
          >Days Gone made more money than Forspoken this week
          >Sea of Thieves made more money than Forspoken this week
          >Literally who indies and niche shit like Ready or Not and American Truck Simulator made more money than Forspoken this week

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is the best theme in the game, anyone who disagrees is simply wrong

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I feel robbed playing w/ licensed tracks.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, INAZAWA CHAINSAW and Invaders Must Die were used way too well to pass up

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I feel robbed playing w/ licensed tracks.

          Guys, guys, you're supposed to replay the game and choose a different soundtrack the second time through while also doing the challenge rooms and upping the difficulty.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          1000000, Inazuma Chainsaw, Invaders Must Die, and that intro track were all worth it (Roquefort's fight as well but that's public domain music). Rekka & Mimosa are probably better off with the originals, and TOO BIG TO FAIL is almost as good as 1000000.

          Negotiation is the most underrated boss track though. It's perfect, but maybe only in combination with the boss fight rather than alone.

          Whirring and stage 11 is too ludokino to pass up too.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, INAZAWA CHAINSAW and Invaders Must Die were used way too well to pass up

        1000000, Inazuma Chainsaw, Invaders Must Die, and that intro track were all worth it (Roquefort's fight as well but that's public domain music). Rekka & Mimosa are probably better off with the originals, and TOO BIG TO FAIL is almost as good as 1000000.

        Negotiation is the most underrated boss track though. It's perfect, but maybe only in combination with the boss fight rather than alone.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, INAZAWA CHAINSAW and Invaders Must Die were used way too well to pass up

          I was honestly shocked Number Girl was there, I remember I listened to their music on spotify randomly like weeks before the game came out, then i heard this track and thought i know it from somewhere

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            They broke up back in the 90s, came back together in 2020, then broke up again for the last time in December of last year. The devs were probably secret Number Girl fans and wanted to have a song in their game as a sort of memorial.
            Pretty based regardless, though. I fricking love the album Inazawa Chainsaw is on

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Negotiation is the most underrated boss track though. It's perfect, but maybe only in combination with the boss fight rather than alone.
          Absolutely. I wish that Korsica fight would last a bit longer with more mixing up and chaining combos because it was fricking great.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            1000000, Inazuma Chainsaw, Invaders Must Die, and that intro track were all worth it (Roquefort's fight as well but that's public domain music). Rekka & Mimosa are probably better off with the originals, and TOO BIG TO FAIL is almost as good as 1000000.

            Negotiation is the most underrated boss track though. It's perfect, but maybe only in combination with the boss fight rather than alone.

            When Korsica gets mad is when the song truly becomes great

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous
            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              WHERES MY GAS MASK FACEMOD TO KORSICA'S ASS

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't Mimosa the same no matter if you play with streamer mode?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          streamer mode off - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbxqtbqyoRk (Or some remix)
          on - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvDbi2XkbZ4

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Oh makes sense, i was a bit jarred on why they dropped the jazz theme for her boss fight

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So would you guys have liked Macaron to be a gigahomie?
    >So u be saying u gonna let her crazy ass go wild and tired? homie you a muhfuggin genius!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Macaron is the best character as he is
      >gentle giant
      >doesn't ever actually belittle Chai, putting him leagues about Peppershit
      >Cheers up O5-KAR
      Change nothing about him

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I was joking anon

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Big homie bro is a underrated trope and the representation gaming deserves

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He's just a big teddy bear. I appreciate him always trying to see the best in everyone.

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >808 highfives Mac in the last cutscene
    the cat is very cute

  37. 1 year ago
    Typical

    >what else could you ask for?
    far far less shit shilling

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Boy, even with how much I like Korsica, she and Macaron added frick all to the group dynamic. Hell, I’d go as far as to say CNMN contributed more than those two with how he played off both Chai and Peppermint’s bickering and differences.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Macaron is probably the worst of the group even though i do not dislike him.
      Weakest design and personality that is too passive to do anything big. Korsica joined later so she gets some slack.
      But honestly after the Xenogears joke and the song in credits i think they really might have removed some levels and stuff inbetween before the finale.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's kind of crazy how a game that makes fun of cutting probably another 2 hours of content that they had planned feels so finished for the most part. I guess they put everything they saved cutting that stuff into polishing what they kept.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        With how hard they drove the point of “balancing the budget with realistic expectations” thing during Zanzo’s section, I’d believe it. I suppose I can accept it, though. The amount of effort put into the game made it clear that making it too long would be very, very expensive

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Chai and Mint banter definitely hard carries

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Peppermint your plan to recruit Korsica is trash, watch this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Korsica feels like a big sister to Chai. She likes his stupid pums and when he calls her in she says "Chai, are you okay?" She's also not afraid to compliment him.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ONEESAN SEX

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She is my wife

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Get in line chief

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            She is my wife

            Sorry lads. Korsica loves going after the new hires first.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              If there’s not a fapfic written about this very thing within the next week then I’ll cry about it in whatever thread exists at that time.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Lemme get some weed and alcohol and I'll see what I can do.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Do what is needed anon

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >fapfic written about Korsica
                Soon as I figure out how to "write out" a scottish accent, I might be able to take a stab at it.
                Now were you looking for slow burn or "I want Korsica to shatter my pelvis"?
                Also, have you seen her suit alt costume?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I don’t know about other anons but to me Korsica seems like the pelvis shattering type

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like Macaron is the only one of the group that gets the worst of it since Korsica comes in late but still adds enough contribution dialogue wise to get what the chemistry is to the group.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't help that Macaron is probably the least useful assist. Z Shielding isn't that common and Gravity Well is situational at best. His grounded Beat Hit is great way to do an Overkill Launcher but besides that I constantly skip over him to use Peppermint and Korsica.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It is looking good sir

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I do not like the Barrier, Z-Shielding and Fire Mechanics.
    Playing rock, paper, scissors in my action games annoys the shit out of me, this is why I hated Blitz enemy in DMC4 and why I hated DmC: Devil May Cry.
    Hi-Fi Rush has a lot of fun nestled inside but I feel like my creativity has been stifled because of all the mechanic juggling.
    Also Z-Shielding needing 2x Macaron hits is bullshit, he has a long ass cd even with the cd chip. It's double bullshit his damage chip only goes up to 75% instead of double damage.
    >hurr durr just parry to break in one
    Yeah, that is a shit work around though. I want to keep up the momentum not sit around waiting to parry.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The worst part about it is that you have to cycle through them. If they were a button combo instead I’d bet it’d feel way more intuitive than having to sift through the three for some butthole enemy with a shield or something

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i mean dmc5 has cycling with dante but having it on the upper left is a bit hard to track sometimes because theres also no physical difference on what you have selected

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          808 glows a different color for each assist you have selected
          Blue - Pepper
          Green - Mac
          Red - Mommy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The worst part about it is that you have to cycle through them. If they were a button combo instead I’d bet it’d feel way more intuitive than having to sift through the three for some butthole enemy with a shield or something

      One of the Peppermint special attacks breaks Z-shielding.
      Also, any combo ender with Mac will count as a hit.

      All you need is Reverb.

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    We need an edgy rival in the sequel
    Maybe with a katana inside a guitar

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    a protagonist that doesn't look like a placeholder

    the rest is amazing, and that makes the design of the protagonist even more puzzling

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Generic brown hair white kid
      He is a placeholder.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        God tier reading comprehension

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >like a placeholder
      He looks fine to me, looking relatively normal in a crazy world is kind of the point of stuff like this.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think they tried to go for "normal in crazy world", they put a ton of overdesigned elements in him, I think they just failed to make him interesting

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He's a mega dumbass who wants to be a rockstar but also never picked up a guitar in his life. He's charming as character while being what the villian called a 'Loser'. He's not supposed to look like he stands out, he's just a regular joe shmoe who wanted a robot arm & the arm was made to collect garbage.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Generic brown hair white kid
      He is a placeholder.

      Customization being post-game was a really weird choice, my only guess is that they didn't want people burning all their gears on clothes during the first run.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No, it's fairly common for this type of game to unlock additional content once complete. DMC5 does the same thing, hell, that has an entire system locked behind game completion since you're intended to replay these games.

        The only thing that's a weird choice was not making tutorials optional and the spacing of some of the checkpoints.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It makes sense it's a "bonus thing" since a lot of the cutscenes has the characters default costumes baked in

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Generic brown hair white kid
      He is a placeholder.

      >like a placeholder
      He looks fine to me, looking relatively normal in a crazy world is kind of the point of stuff like this.

      Ahem...
      BROWN HAIRED WHITE GUY IS THE BEST PROTAG DESIGN

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        WELL NOW

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        quads of truth

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the quads of quality have spoken

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        quads are right

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the Lord has spoken

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It is undeniably so.
        >Verification not required.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He’s supposed to look bland and dorky so the average nerdy narcissistic gays who play video games can also self-insert his shoes.
      I’m sure glad that he had a clear personality, though. There’s so many Japanese games where you play as a dude but for some reason they keep trying to make the MC a stand in for (You), despite showing signs of individuality

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >He’s supposed to look bland and dorky so the average nerdy narcissistic gays who play video games can also self-insert his shoes.
        >implying they care anymore and are hard stuck on social media
        Top kek

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This humor is pretty gay, did Ganker make this game? Is that why they're shilling it here? Gay.

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Supposed to go to the AI labs
    >Goes to AR labs instead because AI labs is closed
    >Peppermints reaction

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >2023
    >Actually getting the videogame version of FLCL

    It can only go down from here.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking denuvo is stopping us from modding in our own tracks

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        We should mod in
        ONE GAME
        I DON'T KNOW WHY

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'll be honest with you, to implement modded tracks you'd first need a tool to make sure they'll match the og songs beat by beat. Or you could go with it anyway to up the difficulty

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Nah frick that mod the game's beat to match the track. They already showed it can be dynamic and changed on the fly in the training room

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            That also works, too. Imagine a Hotline Miami playlist for the mod

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              FRICK DENUVO
              AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'll be honest with you, to implement modded tracks you'd first need a tool to make sure they'll match the og songs beat by beat. Or you could go with it anyway to up the difficulty

        I'm sure a ton of songs are 4/4 at whatever BPM they use or close enough to be recognizable edited to it. There's also a Fast BPM option in Training you could potentially mess with.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        People mod Denuvo games all the time.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Changing assets but you can't change the code. You could put in a song with the same BPM and have it fit but nothing more complicated

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Sonic Frontiers.

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Anon I think you got the wrong thread.
    Or board.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's a bot/spammer. Just ignore it.

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm in stage 5 with the side mission, where the hell is all of the drones?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I literally haven't even found a Side Mission since the pigeon one. How many are there?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        3
        pigeons
        drone packages
        golden can

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I did this but didn't get the robot helper achievemo 🙁

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >broke my pacifist run and destroyed the cleaning bots in the room where the robot was trying to get some sleep
          >nothing happens
          >now when a cleaning bot sees me they run away and panic
          🙁

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No help so far? I've only found 7 right now. Where's the rest?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Well we don't really know which of the 10 you've found so it's difficult to help.
        Rule of thumb is that, if there's a hidden area, a drone package is probably also around

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Theres a video on YouTube that shows all the pick ups, but the stand out one is in the 2d section on macaroons path.

          Well i saw a path with some kind of generator that i cant interact with, assuming i need some kind of future ability.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            there's no drone package in the area that leads you to, no extra abilities are needed to get them all

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Can confirm you can get all of them right now. There's also one if your turn around after walking up the musicly collapseing slope at the begining of macaroons side as well.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Theres a video on YouTube that shows all the pick ups, but the stand out one is in the 2d section on macaroons path.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Got a link to that?

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is Korsica tall or is Chai a manlet? Either way I wanna give her a hug and bury my face in between her breasts to get a big whiff of ‘em

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Tall I'd say. She's probably something like 175cm. Tall for japanese women.

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >what else could you ask for?
    less input lag
    dialogue and story that isn't mind-numbingly stupid

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >less input lag
      Check your latency

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Something about Peppermint’s head shape bothers me. Its honestly probably just the shitty haircut though. It makes her look all baby faced since she’s half bald

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sexo with Korsica

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        MOD WHEN

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          How the hell are you going to complete generator minigame then? It is already pretty hard to time the key when you see this

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            there's something satisfying about korsikas minigame, her animation, the hi-hat beat and chai cheering her on

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Chai cheering her and Mac on during their assists during platforming is so fun.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I'll happily take failure, just GIVE IT TO ME AAAAAAAAAA

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Low IQ: Staring at Korsika's ass.
            High IQ: Staring at 808's wacky poses.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          When Denuvo is removed/cracked, I guess.

      • 1 year ago
        Korsica underbutt

        Korsica underbutt
        >verification not required

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        why is her belly button so high up it looks weird

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          fixed up for you, anon

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        they know what they're doing

        THEY FRICKING KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING AAAAAAAAAAAA

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Oi, anoon, why ar'ye postan me arse on 4chen?

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >has denuvo
    Damnn let me try your game before buying bro.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      just refund if you don't like it, should be able to play 1 or 2 levels

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Completely forgot about refunds, thanks brah

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick do I do Peppermint's combo attack?
    Do I have to do it during the little green circle thing at the end of a combo?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      first of all you need at least 1 reverb bar ( the orange meter on top )
      then you press the assist button when the green circle hits the red circle

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes and you need a reverb bar too

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Where are all the robots I need to help?
    What cans do I have to throw into the trash for the challenge?
    Where is all instances of Sebastian Castellanos in the game? Apparently I need to find ALL of them and listen to his dialogue.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >What cans do I have to throw into the trash for the challenge?
      Break a nearby vending machine, knock those cans into the trash.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I know in mission 3 there is a vending machine directly next to a trash can right before the room with z shielding being introduced I think. That made it easy to kick the cans in since i did 3/5 by accident

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Chai?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i want to drink him

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why the hell like half of the cast is named after food?
    >chai
    >peppermint
    >macaron
    >cnm
    >kale

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Devs were hongry

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Clearly they were hungry AND horny

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because naming characters after food is always good fun and hasn't failed yet

    • 1 year ago
      Korsica underbutt

      What, you want them named after tools? Is that it?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      All the good guys are spice/tea related, things designed to calm you down.
      All the bad guys are named after hearty foods and potent drinks.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Rekka is a food or drink?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          https://thejoyoffood.life/ramen-danbo/

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            That's pretty neat, thanks for the link. I thought her name was a pun on wrecker. Perhaps it serves as both.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Korsica is a food?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yep it's also a tea flavor.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Huh, well I stand corrected.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Corscian Tea.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf is Zanzo?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I belive that he just big reference to jojo

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Every other character has a food name, there's gotta be something there.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Energy drink?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Im assuming its Sanzo, but that stands out as a brand name as opposed to an actual food/drink

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I mean Corsica is the region Corsican tea is named after, and Macarons are more associated with tea cookies than tea-cookie flavored teas, so I don't think the devs had hard rules on names. Just general themes (heroes = comfort flavors related to tea, villains = potent flavors).

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Okay, let me see if I'm getting this right:

        Good guys:
        >Chai - tea flavor
        >Peppermint - tea flavor
        >Macaron - confection sold in cafes with tea
        >CNMN - cinnamon
        >Korsica - comes from corsican tea
        Bad guys:
        >Rekka - ramen
        >Zanzo - ???
        >Mimosa - a fancy wienertail
        >Roquefort - a kind of cheese
        >Kale - leaf cabbage

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Basically. Some places sel macaron flavored teas, and cinnamon is a common spice in teas, coffees, and associated drinks and sweets.

          All the villains are stuff with strong impression and not as directly pleasant.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Zanzo - ???
          This anon got it

          Im assuming its Sanzo, but that stands out as a brand name as opposed to an actual food/drink

          Especially since a bit mentions that Zanzo forces you to only consume his drink and there are tons of vending machines in his levels.

          A lot of this is probably just dev in-jokes. Like maybe the company only provided Sanzo as refreshments at the office.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Zanzo - ???
          Might be a play on Sansa Apples, there is also a cuisine shop called Zanzos

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >what else could you ask for?
    Better gameplay, an artstyle that isn't knockoff anime shit, a leading girl that isn't an ugly dyke, an actual Japanese person to direct it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If Shinji Mikami believes in somebody, I believe in them too. Johannes is cool in my book after this game.

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sweaty anal sex with Chai with underwear on each other~! (his scarf stays too)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up, Korsica.

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of game is this?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Action Guitar Hero

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >The Cook

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Devil May Cry with a guitar and rhytm elements to the combat

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Rhythm action game where everything moves to the beat, and staying on beat makes you stronger and gives you cool bonuses.
      Imagine if Devil May Cry and Guitar Hero had a baby that was into comic books and anime.

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >reddit is now charming and fun
    go suck some wieners Ganker. You guys are the worst hypocrits there is.

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Suprising to me that twitter culture war gays are more eager to shit on this than Ganker
    I thought the way it looks is cool and does really capture some of that 2000s cartoon network feel

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.techgoing.com/the-new-sci-fi-game-hi-fi-rush-of-agency-b-will-be-launched-this-year/
    What the frick is this concept art?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a bot article. That artist doesn't work at Tango

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fake bullshit.
      Companies will create nonsense and let certain people have access to it so they can suss out leakers.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >02/01/2023
      a time traveler got lost and posted this article

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >If only you knew how bad things really are

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wait, is that on the actual game?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        HOLY SHIT IS THAT REAL?!?!

        yes, play the game. It's not real and Chai is having some delusions while being knocked out.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Anon...
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SPFrQrnlI8

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            wtf is that real???

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's a straight up twin peaks reference

          fricking kino

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            how did i not get the snapping LMAO this game

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              ?t=11
              talk about soul

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      HOLY SHIT IS THAT REAL?!?!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wtf is that real

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    does it have any lgbtq+ representation in it? i won't buy it otherwise

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      One girl blushes at another girl in the ending cutscene.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        not good enough, I will buy forspoken instead

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    no Black folk and dykes

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For me? it's The Pulse
    >uuuuuuuuh
    >uoooo uoooo oooooh

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get there?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Some of the worlds geometry actually has collisions. Like in the security dept (I think) with the big conex boxes on rails on the ceiling you can stand on top of them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Zanzo boss fight dlc

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    First playthrough, doing VH. When the fricking samurai starts showing up is when shit hit the fan. Like frick the timing on both his rhythm ones, its significantly easier to hope your special attack kills him before you have to do the rhythm showdown. Outside of this one enemy its been pretty easy.

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A good game

  70. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Peppermint is such a miserable eyerolling c**t and whoever wrote her should be locked away

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She's a bit c**ty but she's really fine. She cares and is nice and supportive when it really matters.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She's just tsundere towards Chai

  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >YOU THINK YOU'RE RADICAL
    >BUT YOU'RE NOT SO RADICAL
    >IN FACT YOU'RE FANATICAL
    >FANATICAL
    >YOU THINK YOU'RE RADICAL
    >BUT YOU'RE NOT SO RADICAL
    >IN FACT YOU'RE FANATICAL,
    >FANATICAL

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      God tier taste

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >YOU THINK YOU'RE RADICAL
        >BUT YOU'RE NOT SO RADICAL
        >IN FACT YOU'RE FANATICAL
        >FANATICAL
        >YOU THINK YOU'RE RADICAL
        >BUT YOU'RE NOT SO RADICAL
        >IN FACT YOU'RE FANATICAL,
        >FANATICAL

        Honestly. Didn't care much for Rekka's design but her personality, cutscenes, and boss theme were one of my favorites.

        First playthrough, doing VH. When the fricking samurai starts showing up is when shit hit the fan. Like frick the timing on both his rhythm ones, its significantly easier to hope your special attack kills him before you have to do the rhythm showdown. Outside of this one enemy its been pretty easy.

        Yah anon those samurai don't frick around. Same with those birb homies.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I like how they went all-in on Rekka being VERY dumb, but in a markedly different way from Chai.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          What does the haiku say? Any moon rune reader knows?

  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Post YFW this track dropped.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This and the ending song with the vocalist from Smashing Pumpkins got me, it was actually peak kino

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Post YFW this track dropped.

        This one got me to be honest. I was not expecting to tear up at this cringefest of a game

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I wonder if they'll build up on his special arm powers one day, him being able to break that on his own show that Chai is just someone really special and he didnt get there through dumb luck.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Chai is already doing stuff beyond dumb luck by Track 4.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Just his talent for fighting alone makes that clear. They never really address it, and yeah the music stuff clearly helps but he's clearly just a surprisingly good innovator in a fight.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that part was real feels. Reminded me of the final song from Gitaroo Man, Made me remember my buds in the navy.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Gitaroo Man was so fricking good

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >when this song dropped in sync with a big group of enemies and Chai getting ready to fight them
      >the whole stage with your friends clearing the way for you
      >CNMN's section
      >him using going full power and then drawing his face for the proper reaction

      The whole stage was euphoric. The feeling it gave me was incredible.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        this game actually does a good job with transitions in songs, every stage has some different part of the song and "idle" versions when platforming

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >and then drawing his face for the proper reaction
        I need a clip of this. That small section playing as CNMN and the whole giant robot arm bit was fricking K I N O

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          *Ludo

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            What's the difference anon?

            Gitaroo Man was so fricking good

            Yeah that's the one. I only played a bit of Gitaroo Man on my older bro's hacked psp way back in 08 when I was like 13. Then I found that song on the Vidya Album Forever that some anons and tripgays made way back in the day. Would listen to it while doing my runs almost every day.
            /blog

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I wonder if they wanted all the character to be playable

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            God CNMN painting on his faces is such a cool fricking gimmick i don't think i ever seen anything like that.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >One scene during slowmo CNMN is in the process of drawing his face.
              I kek'd

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I think it's very obvious that was the goal if they didn't have to cut anything.

  73. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Cliche story
    >Abysmal Marvel quip dialog
    >Bog standard art style
    >6 hours long
    Why did this game become FotM?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's fun.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >People ITT shit on Thr Witcher for being a rhythm action game, but let this game slide because it's FotM
        You guys are fricking queer beyond belief.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Witcher
          >rhythm
          what

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            First witcher game's combat is basically low-key rhythm game where you have to time clicks at the end of an attack animation to connect combos properly.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah the witcher isn't fun though.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Witcher
          >rhythm
          what

          Yeah the witcher isn't fun though.

          First witcher game's combat is basically low-key rhythm game where you have to time clicks at the end of an attack animation to connect combos properly.

          TW series didn't exist until TW3.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >6 hours long
      It's not 6 hours long. It's actually about 12-14

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Anon things not taking themselves seriously isn't "marvel"

  74. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick do I deal with the bird enemies quickly in the Rhythm Tower? By the time I get to them after the first boss they eat up all the time I got and I'm desperate for beat hits and parries after clearing them out. I use the Punch Special to stun them but it feels like their health is super bloated or I'm doing something wrong. It takes forever to get it in a parry state as well but that may just be because I'm taking too long in general

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Use both ranged assists as you approach, use Dash Heavy or something to engage instead of Magnet.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Magnet into the fire ones to open them up for assist barrage, then beat the shit out of them.
        Parry them to break their stamina.
        Also just save your reverb to nuke them

        I'll give it a shot, cheers lads

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Magnet into the fire ones to open them up for assist barrage, then beat the shit out of them.
      Parry them to break their stamina.
      Also just save your reverb to nuke them

  75. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So which original tracks are better than licensed stuff in your opinion?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      My Heart Feels No Pain
      Captive Normals
      And I honestly wanna give it to Too Big To Fail since it's stuck in my head.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Rekkas and Mimosa's. Great songs but not boss fight quality stuff compared to the original songs. The 9 inch nail songs and their replacements are even imo and both are good for different reasons. I think chainsaw and roquefort's themes are the only ones where the replacements fall off a bit.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Intruders can't touch Invaders Must Die.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Intruders is still a decent replacement. Not as great but fine as a secondary if I put on streamer mode.

  76. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They for sure had to cut out a few levels, maybe even some mechanics and they openly admit to it in credits but man, what remains is such pure quality you cannot even blame them. Every scene, stage, level, attack and element of the game is done with such care and passion it's insane. Puts every other AAA slop to shame, really.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just makes the need for a sequel that much more apparent. I don't want them milking this forever, but the foundation is strong and could really use another shot. Just being able to play as the assist characters would justify it.

  77. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A game that doesn't look like clown vomit.

  78. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Game is only popular because it pushed a, "frick capitalism," message, and nothing else.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You should reach the ending.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone on the planet should be saying 'frick crony capitalism and corruption' even though it's too late
      They don't though. No one really cares

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >They don't though
        Yeah we do. We just can't change it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Damn you Black folk are really getting low quality with your baits and troll posts.
      >frick capitalism

      Not. It makes fun of corporatism but it's not your generic shitty message:
      >company was actually good and helped people when it started and ending implies things returned to that, meaning capitalism can be fixed and managed properly by right people
      >Kale has a point in some of his arguments that the issue of corporate life is to make a product that will sell and it's extremely difficult
      There are also other things like Zanzo showing issues with managing budget etc.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Force the world to accept good products instead of popular ones.
        Kale did nothing wrong.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Kale did nothing wrong.
          Except mind control his mom which is pretty fricked up.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            She was standing in the way of destroying the corruption in capitalism because "what if we were just nice uwu".

            You do that AFTER you destroy the problems with the system.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah.... But that's your mom. Also who uses Seduce as a description to saying 'I forced my mom into mind control.'

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >It makes fun of corporatism
        Corporatocracy*
        Corporatism is a based ideology in which society is divided into groups based broadly on role within society and led by a governing body made up of the leaders of said groups.
        It promotes interdependence and cooperation between organs of the state such as the military and medical services.
        In corporatism, the business/financial class cooperates for mutual benefit with the labor class with the rest overseeing and having a say such that neither group exploits the other fundamentally.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, it's a cool, unfeasible ideal.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >unfeasible ideal
            Slovenia, Ireland, Hong Kong, The Netherlands and culturally China all have strong corporatist elements in their governments today.
            France, Italy and Portugal had corporatist laws in the past.
            Classical Athenian democracy was proto-corporatist, as was the governmental structure in provincial Rome.
            The fact you grew up under Neo-Liberal Capitalism doesn't mean different systems have not, do not and will not exist or function to the benefit of society.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, things aren't quite as bad there, but it still isn't the ideal you described.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That doesn't mean it's not a feasible ideal, just that it's hard to implement when there are outside forces pushing in other directions.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Human nature makes any perfect system unfeasible.
                Corporatist systems are better than the US capitalist model, but still not fully attainable in their ideal form. We can probably make a further jackass-resistant system with more work.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus frick Barry you're throwing anything and everything to see what sticks huh?

      Damn you Black folk are really getting low quality with your baits and troll posts.
      >frick capitalism

      Not. It makes fun of corporatism but it's not your generic shitty message:
      >company was actually good and helped people when it started and ending implies things returned to that, meaning capitalism can be fixed and managed properly by right people
      >Kale has a point in some of his arguments that the issue of corporate life is to make a product that will sell and it's extremely difficult
      There are also other things like Zanzo showing issues with managing budget etc.

      Already said it better than I could. Not like you'll reply.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >frick capitalism
      You did not play the game lmao

  79. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    IF we will get a sequel (which honestly i could see happening) they should just build up the story from peppermints dad or something, being the real evil guy

  80. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    that the chocolate tummy was straight.

  81. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What's the Xenogears reference everyone keeps talking about?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i forgot what track/chapter. think it was after mimosa where theres a time skip before the cannon load up to wolfmans place

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >credits song alludes to how they had to cut things and tried their best to make things work with what they had
          >someone in the staff probably went "wouldnt it be funny if we added in a xenogears reference for that, it would be hilarious"

          They were right.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Even with shit cut, it still has more worthwhile content than most action games.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine a sequel be a DMC5 level of commitment to Hi Fi's DMC4 level of cut content.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Everyone gushing over Chai over whatever amazing shit he just did.
            >"And now we'll never mention that again" like he's fricking bugs bunny.
            This fricking game man.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i forgot what track/chapter. think it was after mimosa where theres a time skip before the cannon load up to wolfmans place

          >Sitting in the exact same pose too.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        top fricking kek

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i forgot what track/chapter. think it was after mimosa where theres a time skip before the cannon load up to wolfmans place

      And in both games cases, they were used as an excuse to give exposition to cut content.

  82. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    korsicas fight was still probably my favorite with the combination of music and pace of it. and the qtes kinda felt like part of the song with how aggressive they were. and of course i want to frick korsica

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      For me it was Roquefort, the black blade

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >the black blade
        FRICK BOC THEMED BOSS WHENNNNN

        And one of my personal favorites from them.

  83. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    KCHACK CHARK
    ...KCHA-KCHA-KCHACK
    WHOOOSH
    KCHACK

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not the biggest fan of the character design but korsica looks really good.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        For me it's not the legwear but the jacket

        weird how despite her ripped coat, she gets new shoes too and the v on her jacket is shifted up by her collar bone

        >doesn't cover up her cleavage post-surgery
        either she really got brain damage or she's a little bawd inside

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      weird how despite her ripped coat, she gets new shoes too and the v on her jacket is shifted up by her collar bone

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She's if you took Morag from Xenoblade 2 and stuck her in the body of that redhead from Ace Attorney.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Goddamn man you keep saying she looks like Morag on every thread and no one cares, move on

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >looks like Morag
          Learn some reading comprehension, ESL-Kun.

  84. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >fun gameplay
    >makes snoyBlack folk seethe
    >music is good
    >qt brown tomboy waifu
    GOTY

  85. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't had this much fun in a game since God Hand. My hands legit hurt after the Invaders Must Die section on Very Hard, it was such a fricking blast.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It has the Shinji Mikami stamp of approval.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why is this guy not as talked about on Ganker like Itsuno or Iwata? Like these miracle worker devs that just bless everything they touch?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He is, but only in action game threads, so you don't see it because everything is just twitter screencaps and AAAslop.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He was when he was at Capcom and to an extent his short stint at Platinum. But he's taken a back seat since Evil Within 1 since Tango was about giving the future directors he's prepping experience at the top. Mikami is legitimately one of the most influential singular developers of all time though, Capcom owes a ton to him let alone the ridiculous numbers of games directly inspired by games he made or saw potential in. Ironically that Dead Space Remake dropped the same week, since Dead Space basically wouldn't exist without RE4.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Because this is the only recent Mikami involved action title since the last titles were Horror or Horror Adjacent. It might be primarily Jon's game but Mikami still had some involvement and hired the right kinda people to be involved

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Tango Gameworks is Mikami's studio but as stated by another anon, it's him passing the torch to a new generation. Which is why he's usually a producer but hasn't been back in the director's chair in a while. On top of that, Tango hasn't put out too much and what has been out was mainly stuff that came off like Zenimax mandating the RE4 guy do RE4 type stuff

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Hi-Fi Rush might be the first time that Tango didn't have to deal with executive mandates and shit.
            The shit that Zenimax did was so bad with Ghostwire that Nakamura had to go on stress leave, before departing the company.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I genuinely believe Ghostwire would've been a more interesting and well-made game if Ikumi stuck around, she's got an eye for design (did concept art of Bayonetta 1 which should say plenty) and it seems like a lot of experienced staff were on HFR when she left so the remainder of the team probably had to scramble.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Ghostwire would've been a more interesting and well-made game if Ikumi stuck around, she's got an eye for design (did concept art of Bayonetta 1
                Doing concept art for a good game doesn't mean she knows diddly squat about game design.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                As a director, having an eye for visual design goes a long way, combat and level design are done by people the director oversees. Johannes isn't why HFR has great combat, that's Yamada, but he knew what direction to push things in. Somebody moving from art to design & direction is hardly a new thing.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Mikami had faith in her, and was trying to push her into the director's seat for a while, but the problem was that Mikami probably didn't realize how hard Zenimax was going to end up messing with development, plus Nakamura getting pregnant during development.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Ghostwire would have been better as an immersive sim game where you ready about Yokai and have to set up conditions to dispel or placate them

  86. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    We're all gonna make it bros

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >At first went straight.
      >Found a male bot.
      >Thought it was some gay shit at first.
      >Walked around, saw the receptionist, breathed a sigh of relief.

  87. 1 year ago
    Ifyouseethisyoucanunderstand

    For gaming to follow it's example and put the money second.

  88. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Any draw anon, please draw Korsica and Chai fricking I beg of you. People aren't working fast enough.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They can be more efficient by removing Korsica from equation and drawing Chai getting railed by me/random mobs.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      kekw

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's not much but it'll have to do anon.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          it's WIP you vacumn-tier numb nuts

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly I just thought it was some anon doing something quick to have a laff.
            Keep it up bro.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        heh

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You are a gentlemen and a scholar good sir.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        HEY
        CHAI

  89. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This game is what Brutal Legend should have been.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      True. It's just missing the celebrity guest VAs unless I'm out of the loop and they credited some irl rockstars already.

  90. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do you get a unique game over if you die as 808?

  91. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >all the streamers drop it after a day to play Slop Space instead
    this is why gaming is dead and why streaming is cancer on the industry

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They'll drop that in a week when Slopwards Legacy is out.
      They have to play whatever is getting hits because they want views, they probably hate video games and don't even pat attention, it's like a wagecuck job to them, which is a shame since passionate people would probably push HFR quite well.
      Then there's morons like Woolie that refuse to play it because he's scheduled a bunch of shit no one cares about and he himself has no passion for instead.

  92. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wish the game let you swap individual licensed tracks for original stuff.

  93. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Uhm....

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      now we are getting somewhere.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      sex

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CULO TETAS CHICHIS PUSSY CULO TETAS TETAS TETAS TETAS

  94. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Hi-fi rush is the latest decision by Shinji Mikami to diversify and let Tango Gamework's new employees train themselves on smaller games in order to broaden their studio's portfolio so that they aren't known as the horror game studio. Big games take over 5 years or so to make now and it's better to let people learn things from smaller games and to apply them to bigger ones, they probably have more stuff in the works now too.

  95. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >My prosthetic hurts.
      >Chai keeps talking about some time he groupied for Rush.
      >I wish I was eating Korsica's flaming bush right now.

  96. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >very short
    >autistic gameplay
    >goofy scrimblo characters
    IT'S JUST LIKE MY BING BING WAHOO

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >very short
      >autistic gameplay
      >goofy scrimblo characters
      all of these are good things

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGAig91fu1o kek i didnt know about this

      Every stage has one I believe. Also different parts of stages too.

  97. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Attractive characters.

  98. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >YOU ARE THE PERFECT DRUG
    >THE PERFECT DRUG
    >THE PERFECT DRUG

  99. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    kek i didnt know about this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >that korsica accent
      hnnngggg

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Korsica will never idly play with your dick while she sits on your face. Sipping her decaf and checking her emails.
        Someone should write a fapfic about that.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >decaf
          After reading that disgruntled bot reprogramming all the coffee machines to only put out decaf I wasn't expecting it to be a running gag all the way to the end
          It's great in how stupid it is.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      All the stages that dont have a hideout segment before it have this kind of dialouge about fricking with continuity. First time the inbetween segment of korsica's stage and everyone questions how you already broke out.

  100. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    10 more days till the marketing budget runs out

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cope. Seethe. Dilate.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you'll be shilling some new game in ten days rajesh. I'm sure it'll be about rivalry with snoys or not letting the SJWs win or whatever.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Cope. Seethe. Dilate.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >he cant tell when Ganker genuinely enjoys a game
      fricking tourist

  101. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I love this boss fight so much, it helps that best girl is the subject.

  102. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Good work with these so far Anon, if you are the same one who did this one

      kekw

  103. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  104. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Chai is such a fun protagonist. I want him in Smash, even though its never happening

  105. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I liked No Straight Roads, will I like this?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, especially if you enjoyed parrying in nsr and wanted more of that.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I loved parrying in NSR, Guess Ill buy this and try it out.

  106. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Refreshing to play a game from one of the big 2 that just wants to be fun first that came out on a console that isn’t Nintendo

  107. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's been so long since I've seen this meme get restyled.

  108. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  109. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So we're in agreement that Kale 3 is up there with the ranks of Virgil 3 and Armstrong (Sam), right?

  110. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >the generic 4 times (x) combo is one of the strongest combos
    Did they even balance it?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's only strong because it comes out in 4 beats with a hitbox on each beat rather than having a Heavy leave you open for a beat. The Beat Hit is good but there's better ones to use, and if you want an Assist BH fast just use Quick BH.

  111. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This honestly was the best shot in the game for me, idk why but im a sucker for these kinda moments

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Their mix of Perfect Drug was kinda weird, I really liked that song. They should add a mode where you can pick and choose between the licensed and custom songs. Too Big To Fail is better than the NIN song, Joy Formidable is better than the custom song and so on

      Replaying the first level again, the city reveal was pretty good too. The game has a lot of cool shots like this

  112. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You know what? I'm glad that the future doesn't look like a complete dystopia in this game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      same everything being more "advanced" but the suns still out and people still smile feels nice

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kale's plan isn't even flat-out evil. Dude didn't want to spend time having to study marketing trends, and just wanted to brainwash people to buy whatever products that they pumped out.
      Kale was just lazy.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Vanderlay has a great marketing team

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think that’s why the game resonated so much with a lot of people, it’s not misery porn everything is cynical. Like Neil saying TLOU is about love, ffs, what a depressing way to look at love. And then you have this game, where Chai is thinking about his friends trying to find the frequency. Cringey, sure, but charming af too. Sometimes you just want to see the good guys win and that’s it

  113. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    !ALERT!
    Ammount of rule 34 search results for "hi-fi rush" increased.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      About frickin time

  114. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Man, if I wasn't playing on Steam Deck, I'd take the time to record some of Chai's thoughts without the music to make a decent AI model of his speech patterns and have him say dumb stuff.

    Or, even better, speak with whats-her-face from Flopspoken.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's already over anon, they locked it down

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      to late homie pour one out its dead

  115. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The best thing to come outta this.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Zanzo says GO GO GO!
      >the funny Jojo Kanji appears
      >the sound effect they imply is generally translated as "gogogo"

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