Anon that model literally just cleans and cooks. It doesn't have any depth or personality and doesn't come with intimacy parts. You're paying for a clean home and to have the ingredients you buy cooked, and barebones baby-sitting.
>watch vanilla model do my laundry with no thoughts or feelings >day instantly improves >smack her ass on the way out because I know she won't react
Anon that's the point
But when women are actually frigid like that, people complain that they don't feel like a person. That said, it's a robot so I guess it wouldn't give that feeling.
Women still react if you smack them in the ass, the dream here is groping the robot and rubbing your dick all over her ass while she says "your inappropriate touching is making my daily tasks harder".
This would have been true if this were a better written story, but aside from her slightly wooden personality and dead stare, at no point does her being an outdated, low-end model ever actually hamper her abilities or demonstrate her supposed inferiority to the hotshit new models.
>all the models actually have the same functionally, it's just appearance and marketing that coaxes people into overspending
Anon this aspect of their worldbuilding is shockingly accurate
Branding yes, appearance, no. I do wish the lower end models didn't pass for human due to cheaper external materials, maybe not quite "Working Joe" tier, but then her story wouldn't work, so she'd have to be a more expensive model, but then that makes her ownership by Todd even less believable, and then suddenly its six hours later and by tweaking one thing or another half the game has been rewritten and everyone involved has gone cross-eyed.
>all the models actually have the same functionally, it's just appearance and marketing that coaxes people into overspending
Anon this aspect of their worldbuilding is shockingly accurate
In the Wind up Girl book they had artificially made (but alive, in this world everything is biotech) Japanese girls. Used as servants and sextoys by Japanese corpos. Latter it was revealed they were same models as Japanese wars wining combat Androids just switched into household mode, they even had same BIOS. MIC effeciency.
>It doesn't have any depth or personality and doesn't come with intimacy parts.
That seems like a relatively simple mod
Seriously once humanoid robots become cheap enough for average people to buy them you would have a massive jailbreaking community for making them do all sorts of shit outside the manufacturers intention.
>"Um aschullly it's not real! Take that!"
Imagine unironically being the "no fun allowed" homosexual
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Anonymous
They might be real, you will never be able to afford it, and if you can afford it, you won't be able to afford/legally be allowed to buy the dicky model.
Yes they are, but it's going to be in new dollars issued after hyperinflation destroys the current ones.
hyperinflation can only happen when the state has failed, you mean inflation
The bait is going into a android girl thread and screaming about real women and the cope is trying to ruin the idea of them by giving out shittly thought out "cons"
The bait is going into a android girl thread and screaming about real women and the cope is trying to ruin the idea of them by giving out shittly thought out "cons"
>All of your data sent out
I jailbroke it's software so it never connects to it's manufacturers servers (and doesn't get any unauthorized firmware updates) >I don't care what people think of me to begin with >Any hack would require someone to steal it to reinstall the OS which would be obvious, secondly even if they did hack it there is basically nothing with which to bribe me with because I haven't done anything illegal and they can go ahead and post my nudes or whatever online I don't care.
>Hell yeah android girl thread! >" WAAHH WAAHH! BU... REAL WOMEN" >"WAAHH WAAHH! LGBT!
Every time. You homosexuals are the real reasons you won't get an android house bot
Other way around, a guy buys a big burger and a drink at one point with a twenty IIRC and gets a small amount of change back, if anything their money is marginally devalued compared to current year. Kara is the equivalent of going into a walmart and buying one of those 10-inch mini laptops for $99.
Oh will you homosexuals shut up already? >Oh woe is me, if sexbots will become real they won't look like X-j9/Drossel, boo hoo!
Think retard, if realistic looking sexbots are real then making your own minamalist waifu is even more possible >B-But nobody will make mine...
1:Someone will see the demand and make them
2:You can commission one
3:Just mod one to look how you want
Once a realistically human looking bot is cheap enough for the market all of the hard steps to get your specific type of robo pussy is done you just have to do the easy steps.
I'll take a dickybot3000
whats wrong with pedos?
Too based
What's the issue with this guy being a pedo if he only fucks ROBOTS?
Can it play crysis though?
are you asking if she can run crysis on her internal hardware or if she knows how to play mouse and keyboard fps?
someone probably ported doom into one of these, i'm sure
Anon that model literally just cleans and cooks. It doesn't have any depth or personality and doesn't come with intimacy parts. You're paying for a clean home and to have the ingredients you buy cooked, and barebones baby-sitting.
>Anon that model literally just cleans and cooks
So you're saying it's superior to any modern woman
Skill issue, just raise it's deviancy.
>he didn't casemod his robo gf
Sucks to suck bro, mine looks like a 90s pornstar and I still spent less money than if I had ordered the deluxe model.
>modding in a vagina
Have fun explaining to the doctor how her anti-piracy measures kicked in vice clamped your dick.
>Being too stupid to pirate robopussy
>not drm breaking before mind breaking
ishyggidiggydoo
>watch vanilla model do my laundry with no thoughts or feelings
>day instantly improves
>smack her ass on the way out because I know she won't react
Anon that's the point
But when women are actually frigid like that, people complain that they don't feel like a person. That said, it's a robot so I guess it wouldn't give that feeling.
Women still react if you smack them in the ass, the dream here is groping the robot and rubbing your dick all over her ass while she says "your inappropriate touching is making my daily tasks harder".
>tsundere brown tomboy android gf
How many fetishes can we shove into one android?
This would have been true if this were a better written story, but aside from her slightly wooden personality and dead stare, at no point does her being an outdated, low-end model ever actually hamper her abilities or demonstrate her supposed inferiority to the hotshit new models.
>all the models actually have the same functionally, it's just appearance and marketing that coaxes people into overspending
Anon this aspect of their worldbuilding is shockingly accurate
Branding yes, appearance, no. I do wish the lower end models didn't pass for human due to cheaper external materials, maybe not quite "Working Joe" tier, but then her story wouldn't work, so she'd have to be a more expensive model, but then that makes her ownership by Todd even less believable, and then suddenly its six hours later and by tweaking one thing or another half the game has been rewritten and everyone involved has gone cross-eyed.
In the Wind up Girl book they had artificially made (but alive, in this world everything is biotech) Japanese girls. Used as servants and sextoys by Japanese corpos. Latter it was revealed they were same models as Japanese wars wining combat Androids just switched into household mode, they even had same BIOS. MIC effeciency.
can she sit on a couch, let me put my head on her lap and have her stroke my hair?
dont need more
THATS IT
THATS ALL I NEED IT TO DO
Itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte
I just want
Literally all I'm asking for
Handjobs and footjobs
>It doesn't have any depth or personality
But real women do, right?
erm sweety like tiktok, instagram, and vaping IS a personality bigot???
>no personality
>no annoying woman issues
>can't have woman moments
>cooks
>cleans
Add on a hole to fuck and you have the perfect woman.
Great, everything i ever asked for in a woman
Shit fell off so hard after she became a non-e-boi
She's still tall?
Don't know I dropped it, hopefully not.
>It doesn't have any depth or personality and doesn't come with intimacy parts.
That seems like a relatively simple mod
Seriously once humanoid robots become cheap enough for average people to buy them you would have a massive jailbreaking community for making them do all sorts of shit outside the manufacturers intention.
I really don't understand why you try this cope bait every thread to people who know it's cope bait
>cope bait about a hypothetical future sex robot
nagger, just... just meds
Yeah it's hypothetical. So why do you spend most of the thread whining about being cucked out of it?
Because sentient or turingproof sex robots aren't going to be $999, ever, fucktard.
>"Um aschullly it's not real! Take that!"
Imagine unironically being the "no fun allowed" homosexual
They might be real, you will never be able to afford it, and if you can afford it, you won't be able to afford/legally be allowed to buy the dicky model.
hyperinflation can only happen when the state has failed, you mean inflation
That's not the post dumbfuck
There goes the bait and cope again.
Yes they are, but it's going to be in new dollars issued after hyperinflation destroys the current ones.
It's absolutely bait. And it's definitely a cope.
What's the cope and what's the bait.
The bait is going into a android girl thread and screaming about real women and the cope is trying to ruin the idea of them by giving out shittly thought out "cons"
ill still cum on it tho
if i cant get a curly brace im not getting an android
dickybot 420 engage cute and funny mode.
You guys are the reason there is no notable improvement for bipedal movement development.
>Implying the israelites wouldn't make it a subscription
You say this every thread like it would matter or is true
>Let’s make robots that look like humans lmao!
I hate this sci fi writing so much
I know, it's so ridiculous, women would never allow this but we're just supposed to pretend we're not all dodging the subject.
You know that humanoid robots exist right now right?
Why would you think people wouldn't continue developing this technology?
Cons:
>All of your data sent out
>Socially unacceptable in public
>Easy blackmail when hacked
and hell fire. Repent anon
It's a German, those would be categorized as pros too.
>Socially unacceptable in public
Not really, most places you go with your SO has your SO acting like a robot
>data sent out
Local storage
>socially unacceptable
it's indistinguishable from real ppl
>blackmail hack
Faraday cage skin
>All of your data sent out
I jailbroke it's software so it never connects to it's manufacturers servers (and doesn't get any unauthorized firmware updates)
>I don't care what people think of me to begin with
>Any hack would require someone to steal it to reinstall the OS which would be obvious, secondly even if they did hack it there is basically nothing with which to bribe me with because I haven't done anything illegal and they can go ahead and post my nudes or whatever online I don't care.
There is a con, I can't have children with a robot wife. That's a huge one for me as all I want out of life is to be a husband and father.
You're a homosexual.
You can always buy a child model and make her your daughter
Not the same. I want to raise my biological children.
I knew someone was gonna post this when I said I wanted to be a dad. You did not disappoint anon. Kek.
You can buy a kid robot as your son.
C'mon anon, nobody want them to turn into teenagers. It's hell on earth.
I want a latina maid robot and I want it now!
Um you're a pervert if you have sexual thoughts seeing this because.... you just are okay!
>we will never get this in our lifetime/it will be banned by feminists/~~*lgbt*~~
>Hell yeah android girl thread!
>" WAAHH WAAHH! BU... REAL WOMEN"
>"WAAHH WAAHH! LGBT!
Every time. You homosexuals are the real reasons you won't get an android house bot
>gets butthurt at reality
>Pulls his unlikable personality into fantasy
>sex organs +$10,000
>consent contract +$1,000 a month
>dicky +$250,000
This is probably after a currency re-valuation, 100 of our dollars is probably worth 1 of theirs if that
some literal who deadbeat poorfag taxi driver literally manage to afford both alice and kara
>some jobless drug addict living my dream
It's not fair
Other way around, a guy buys a big burger and a drink at one point with a twenty IIRC and gets a small amount of change back, if anything their money is marginally devalued compared to current year. Kara is the equivalent of going into a walmart and buying one of those 10-inch mini laptops for $99.
BUILT FOR DETROIT MEN
I am sure this thread wont be full of some creepy incel/chud "opinions"...Oh too late.
you a never be real will woman
This would be awesome, but it would have some ridiculously high price and women would go apeshit for some reason.
>robot girl
>doesn't look like a robot
What's the goddamn point then?
I remember a movie where Ewan McGregor betrays his wife Jennifer Connelly with Kara's actress. It shows how top tier Kara really is.
Kara's actress hasn't even shown bellybutton, let alone gotten nude
Imagine 'ick poster getting his hands on one.
For me, it's Chloe and Alice at the same time
So can I dress her in a maid dress and heels, jack off watching her do house chores then have her clean up after me?
Yes? That's the purpose of a robot
>Human-imitation trash
Oh will you homosexuals shut up already?
>Oh woe is me, if sexbots will become real they won't look like X-j9/Drossel, boo hoo!
Think retard, if realistic looking sexbots are real then making your own minamalist waifu is even more possible
>B-But nobody will make mine...
1:Someone will see the demand and make them
2:You can commission one
3:Just mod one to look how you want
Once a realistically human looking bot is cheap enough for the market all of the hard steps to get your specific type of robo pussy is done you just have to do the easy steps.
dicky ROBOTS OWE ME SEX