Choose.

Choose.

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Neither. I'll just slay all thalmor myself without worrying over their petty war.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      okay Pelinal

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based, take the throne of Skyrim while your at it who's going to stop you?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        frankly, it should have been the third option

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Todd Howard and Emil Pagliarulo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cringe unrealistic self insert fantasy baby post

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >unrealistic
        Eh, its completely believable for the Dragonborn tbh

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tiber was dragonborn, he needed a metareality altering supermecha to conquer Alinor.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The one who didn't try to have me executed for no reason.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the most retarded and petty moron tier take ever, yet you always see it sooner or later in these threads.

      >b-but I dindu nuffin!
      In your smooth miniature brain this maybe sounds like you're contributing something to the conversation but you're not. While everyone else is discussing the motivations of the factions and potential consequences of supporting one over the other all you can think "I dindu nuffin" like you honestly believe that Tullius personally wanted you killed for some unknown reason. The starting scene is obviously only meant to be a cool setup and introduction to the dragons as a well as a kind of throwback to the start of Oblivion. It has no relevance to the civil war plot at all, it's like saying that you'd support one faction over the other because a nameless guard belonging to a particular city attacked you at some point.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no relevance to the plot
        >is your entire introduction to the world, the game, and each faction and how they handle themselves
        >he's not on the list? KILL HIM ANYWAY

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly. And now an entire empire will fall just because they inconvenienced me.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Me

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will always side with the man who has honor and who fights for a worthy cause. Goes without saying which one it is.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There should be an option to destroy both factions/Thalmor ending

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Right because the armour looks cooler

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vanilla Skyrim is such a shitty game
    There is so much potential nuance and they throw it all out the window to railroad you into picking

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Muh nuance
      >Muh shit story and characters
      Ok gay. So where's yours?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >uh excuse me you're not a painter so don't go around saying shit smeared on a wall isn't fine art

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Would be a good argument if Skyrim was universally acclaimed as a masterpiece and among the best games of all time. Meanwhile everyone shits on modern art and knows it's just money laundering.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            not him (I agree with you) but
            >if Skyrim was universally acclaimed as a masterpiece and among the best games of all time
            it often is

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nah, was supposed to say "but". My bad, had a long work day.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Choose.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yuffie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jesse was never an option

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who has the hairiest pussy?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yuffie. She also smells

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Most certainly Jessie

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tifa. She's asian.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I choose whichever one will actually love me

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Despite not sharing either a land or sea border, Imperialfags think the Aldmeri Dominion will just instantly invade and conquer Skyrim.
    >Despite the Thalmor dossier very clearly stating that a either side victory is an outcome to be avoided, Imperialfags think that Ulfric is a Thalmor agent and working with them because they consider him to be an "asset".

    Why can't Imperialfag into geography, logistics and literacy?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never let facts stand in the way of a good argument.
      The facts don't support them so they ignore them

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sure Ulfric is going to have fun with that 3 years of independence before the Aldmeri Dominion steamrolls his shithole province while on their way to unmaking reality
    At least he can worship Talos lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How are they going to do that exactly? They'd have have to get through either Hammerfell, High Rock or Cyrodiil to even get there.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why wouldn't the Empire just let the elves pass through their territories at that point? Surely they'd be butthurt about losing the province and it'd make it easier for them to recapture when they and if they regain their strength..

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The empire's joint invasion of Skyrim with the AD would lend credence to that theory. The thing is not everyone in Cyrodil has given up and would harass the supply routes.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ulfric is too handsome to be smart, Tullius is the right answer

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tullius
    Canon will probably be Neutral tho

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Choose

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Charmander

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Check

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SQUIRTLE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bulbasaur is for funchads. Charmander is for tryhard sweats. Squirtle is for contrarians.
      Simple as.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just uninstalled this game, it doesn’t hold a candle to Morrowind

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Neither are all that good tbh
      Still have 100 hours on Morrowind and 230 on Skyrim tho

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >DURR REDGUARD moron moron moron
      Most of this is accurate but him bitching about Hammerfell not knowing how to read between the lines is ironic. Hammerfell still had Imperial legions stationed in it even as an "independent" province, it was an excuse to keep fighting the Dominion without it being an "official" Imperial conflict and giving them an excuse to spark up a Cyrodilic invasion again before they recovered.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ah yes the invalids. What are they up to now? Last time I checked it was 100 Legions of Elite troops.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Hammerfell still had Imperial legions stationed in it even as an "independent" province,
        I believe that was only the case during the War itself.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Redguards are literally moronarabs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the least revisionist Imperial
      The war started with the invasion of Hammerfell with the Thalmor following it up with an attack on Cyrodil because the Empire was weaker than expected. The Redguards were not traitors for already being in Hammerfell fighting the exact same war; and it was a token force that was left behind in Hammerfell, not the other way around. The White-Gold Concordat was signed right before the Markarth Incident, so there was hardly any time between the two to make the judgement that "Talos worship was banned but the ban wasn't enforced". But based on the existence of an entire book written by the Imperials about how Talos worship was a mistake, I'd argue the Imperials fully intended on carrying out the ban. And it misses the point that the Thalmor would have found any excuse to demand they enforce the ban anyway, the Empire should have told them to fuck off for meddling in their legal system. Also lol at the
      >redguards then, with their largely undamaged military
      As though half of the Thalmor forces weren't in Hammerfell.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This argument always falls apart due to one thing: the Empire could have just acquiesced to the Stormcloaks and lifted the Talos ban. If they had done so, Skyrim would have been kept from plunging into civil war. It would have ended the Stormcloak momentum and maintained what remained of the Imperial unity.

      If the combined forces of the various provinces truly were prepared to return to war, renigging on the Concordant would have meant nothing. It would have only forced the Dominion to redeclare war in an unprepared state. It would have turned the tide and ended the war in its entirety.

      The problem is that the Empire is a bloated and corrupt husk of its former glory. Mede II was too proud to allow rebellion in the North and determined it was more important to waste resources ensuring Skyrim was brought to heel than eat some fucking humble pie and acknowledge the legitimacy of Talos - the fucking founder of the Empire. This is doubly retarded when you consider the Nords' history, not only of supporting the Empire but also waging total war against any and all existential threats to their way of life.

      Ysgramor eradicated an entire fucking race of Mer because one settlement was lost. The Nords have never fucked around when it comes to retaliation and antagonizing them waa always guaranteed to create a political and logistical quagmire that would be ruinous for the Empire.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The entire pro-Empire argument rests on "two more weeks" posting and wiki misinterpretations of information

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I just think Ulfric and Galmar are fucking retarded tbdesu

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He's no genius, but he's competent enough. Windhelm is a fairly prosperous hold in comparison to the rest, Ulfric proved himself in battle to be a straightforward (but capable) brute, and mastery of the voice shows at least some connection to Nord traditions. I do agree with Empirefags when they say that Tullius is smarter than Ulfric, but Tullius is also tied to a rapidly sinking ship.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >mastery
              He learned Fus, then dipped from Greybeard training and used it to kill a guy.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If it wasn't made obvious by the Greybeard's name, it takes fucking forever to master the voice and it's use hasn't been common for centuries. Mastery wasn't the right word, you're right, but it is still an accomplishment that hardly any other living person has achieved.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The Ebony Warrior is a good example of this. As a level 80 NPC and former Hero, he presumably has decades of adventuring under his belt to be one of the strongest NPCs in the game. Despite this, who knows three shouts.

                Ulfric is not as prolific or successful a warrior and certainly not as well trained or equipped. Knowing one word is substantial. Most Nords see it as a lifelong endeavor and revere those who can wield even the most modest of words.

                Ulfric isn't a Master, but he is well trained by even the most strict standards of the setting to be even able to shout Fus.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Basically. I've been poking these holes in their retarded arguments for over a decade. It's always the same shit - circle jerking about "tactical genius" and "based warriors" without ever considering the actual strategic and political implications of choices made.

          Ulfric was driven to do what he did because the Empire turned their backs on the provinces. They allowed Hammerfell to be raped and Skyrim's very identity to be subverted. There are consequences for these decisions and failing to properly deal with them from a ground level perspective delegitimizes the authority of the Empire.

          You can't rule people without justice. Injustice will be answered with violence time and time again. Mede was already an illegitimate Emperor by blood, but his failure to maintain unity and cohesion amongst his subjects made it necessary for his demise and the collapse of the broken regime.

          Talos himself stated it to the Nerevarine - the Empire's time is over and it has to be replaced with something better. Ulfric may not be the agent of that change, but the actions in Hammerfell and Skyrim can only bring about the next stage of Tamriel. What matters is that the Dominion is kept from their goal.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Blade agents would have discovered this but they were killed in secret
      I'm one fucking line in and I'm already tapping out. If all of America's spies in chinas were murdered, or all of our secret service at home were murdered, there's no keeping that a secret. It's all so fucking stupid. But, then again, anyone taking bethesda writing seriously is also stupid, so fuck the entire prospect.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >kill American spy
        >send messages to America larping as said spy
        >in a world without satellites or internet.

        Not all that difficult tbh, you're just retarded in actuality.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If the empire did not have to appeasethe AD did they gain anything from invading Skyrim.
    Note.
    If you have no way of answering the accepted cop out is a semantic argument over the word invasion.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No I won't. It's the same Bethesda "morally grey" faction war where you aren't given any devisive element and worldbuilding that confirms the true character and agenda of factions and respective leaders. Are the Stomcloaks useful idiots? Is Ulfric a Thalmor agent? Is the Empire playing the long game? Who the fuck knows.
    Skyrim story and factions are fucking horrible. If no consequence is clear, then nothing matters, and Bethesda designed the game like that on purpose

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Are the Stomcloaks useful idiots?
      Yes
      >Is Ulfric a Thalmor agent?
      No
      >Is the Empire playing the long game?
      Yes
      Play the fucking game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>Is the Empire playing the long game?
        >Yes
        200 more years of bootlicking
        Trust the plan

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > Is the empire playing the long game?
        > Yes

        That is the problem. They need to fight a war of attrition while the AD has to build its forces.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Trust the plan, citizen. Any day now, we're going to strike at the Dominion. Any day now. Maybe. Oh, hello Justiciar! Nice day, isn't it? Great party last night.

        Empirefag, please.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bruh if we had fuckin gestapo running around new york shipping garden gnomes to Germany unmolested I'd say we fucking lost wwii

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It would obviously have been a long term win for the US.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Is the Empire playing the long game?
        >Yes
        Just two more weeks and we'll stop being cucks and fight back against the elves! yeah it's been 30 years already but we're totally gonna fight back, really!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And what exactly is independent Skyrim going to do instead?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Still...poor quest design.
          In in gmae stories and quests there are some big unexplained time gaps for no reason... for example... thives guild quest line charachter has been hiding from the guild for 20 years!!! Can't remember name of charachter but it's the bitch that saves you after you've been poisoned

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Is the Empire playing the long game?
        if by "playing" you mean "sucking", and by "game", you mean "elf cock", then yes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That doesn't exist in the real world so why would it in a game? I know New Vegas gets brought up but that is about as simplistic and clear cut choice between good and evil as you get.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, most of the argument over who's wrong or right in Skyrim comes from a general lack of information and misconceptions. It's never actually about the ethos of the factions, it's all just
      >does this dossier imply Ulfric is a Thalmor asset or not
      >does the Empire actually have the means to fight the Thalmor
      and on like this. It's all just reinterpreting the same lore and adding in information that simply wasn't provided. It doesn't help that the wikis are where most people get their info since lol at reading the books in-game, and the wikis add fuckloads of extraneous info that wasn't in the fucking games.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My main gripe about the CW is its such a forefront for the introduction but takes a back seat to everything else after it. The first person you wake up and see is a Stormcloak soldier and a gagged Ulfric. You get sent to the gallows with Stormcloaks under the Empire and sentenced by Tullius. But after that its hardly anything. Fetch a horn, travel to a dwarven ruin, fight some dragons, meet Paarthurnax, fight Alduin, trap Odaahving and so on. I mean it would be different if they intertwined but they dont. Especially when Alduin is said to be devouring soldiers from both sides and getting stronger.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Skyrim as a whole seems like it needed half a year longer in the oven or more.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It did, but the civil war being relegated to side content was an intentional decision. Integrating it was the heated debate during the game's development, and in the end those in leadership gave their deciding votes against it (presumably because the design lead has some very strong opinions about what goes in his games)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >liar reveal story

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, most of the argument over who's wrong or right in Skyrim comes from a general lack of information and misconceptions. It's never actually about the ethos of the factions, it's all just
      >does this dossier imply Ulfric is a Thalmor asset or not
      >does the Empire actually have the means to fight the Thalmor
      and on like this. It's all just reinterpreting the same lore and adding in information that simply wasn't provided. It doesn't help that the wikis are where most people get their info since lol at reading the books in-game, and the wikis add fuckloads of extraneous info that wasn't in the fucking games.

      How do people who are so fucking retarded end up thinking they are smart intelligent people capable of understanding good world building?

      Its not even morally grey, its just multi-faceted on the most basic level and yet you are still too retarded to understand such a basic concept. The people of skyrim all have different opinions that may or may not be true or even partially true just like real life. So much better then the shit writing of NV where its just one side good other side bad and a simple chat with their leaders will reveal their entire thought proccess where they will just randomly decide to open up to a complete stranger about all their internal thoughts and demands.

      You meet ceasar and he just tells you everything, you meet Ulfric and you still can't decide if he truly believes the rhetoric he says or is just using it as a tool for personal empowerment.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So, which one would you like/be more ok with for 6?
    >Empire STILL crumbling slowly, maybe ending with its total destruction
    >another big timeskip, Empire is fucking dead, your actions will help in the creation of the 4th Cyrodillic Empire

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Choose.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yellow that guy is CLEARLY have a MUCH better time than everyone else

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yellow is having fun
      Black seems like he plays Pokemon too much

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The Matrix
      >Run Lola Run
      >Demolition Man
      >Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker
      >GI Jane

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Green

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Atomic Purple.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Red

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      stuck between black and yellow

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Choose.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nico

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lady

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Marry Lady, fuck Nico, kill Trish

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know any of them. Middle one.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Trish looks bad

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll always side with Colonel Tigh.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Uflric obviously.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should you, the dragonborn, become the new emperor? Isn't that divine right?

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CHOOOOSE!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      PS2

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they don't bother folk like me. i'm just a simple travelling merchant.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nords fight to the death for the right to worship a Breton pedo from the Imperial pantheon
    >only one man in all of Skyrim who worships Kyne

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wise old man
    vs
    >uga buga nord barbarian

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    everyone always says the empire is just biding their time before attacking the thalmor, but how? they've been fully infiltrated on all levels by them. what can they ever do?

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Choose

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NUMBER TWO
      NOW GIVE ME THAT TANOOKI SUIT!

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would go with ulfric stormcloack... the only problem it's that he is retarded and childless... As soon as he dies there would be an other war to establish a successor since he has litterally no family.
    But I think it's just poor quest design by bethesda... the whole civil war questline it's so boring and souless.. worst thing it's that it will reuin your game if done to early because a ton of quests ( some of the best even ) get bugged or are litterally unstartable.
    So yeah, if you take something from this post... especially if you are new... its don't start this quest for any reason, unless you know what you are doing or you litterally 100%ed the game

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Choose.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The little one

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Din

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Choose

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The CoC.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gimme those nuts

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine how greasy these are

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NOF all day

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will rule Skyrim!

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >kill dragon
    >go smash your keyboard out of frustration with the greybeards for 30 minutes listening them drag on about some stupid bullshit
    >do side quests for 30 hours
    >uninstall

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stormcloak, as was intended by Todd himself.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"The Emperor is getting old. Don't know how much longer he'll hang on. So is the whole Empire, for that matter. Getting old, that is. The Emperor and the legions have held the Empire together for hundreds of years. It's been a good thing, by and large. But maybe it's time for a change. Time for something young and new. What? No idea. Because I'm old. Old dog doesn't get new ideas. But maybe young folks like you should try some new ideas. I don't know. Could be messy. But change is never pretty."
    t. Talos

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who cares what that gay thinks? He's the culmination of multiple people anyway. All the cool shit you hear that he did was done by other people that he sucked up.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ulfrik
    >starts the rebellion when the Empire is at its weakest on his home turf
    >fails to take over whole of Skyrim militarily
    >fails to convince the majority of the population to support him
    >wastes resources in a pointless meat grinder that will ultimately serve only the talmor

    Tullius
    >outsider send from Cyrodil to Syrim to fix a problem
    >doesn't know the province or it's people
    >has limiter resources
    >quickly adapts to the situation
    >compensates his lack of local knowledge with a strong Nordic woman
    >in span of two months is able to outplay Ulfrik on his home field and capture him
    >would have ended the rebellion right there, despite the talmor trying to save it, if only the apocalypse didn't start

    Tullius is Cezar and Ulfrik is Vercingetorix

    hopefully we will get a chance to join Tullius during the crossing of Rubicon

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Choose

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HARD

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whatever way takes me to Macbeth

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would help Ulfric with conquering Skyrim and then usurp the throne after shouting him to death like he deserves.
    After that I would attempt to unite as many of the provinces as possible (through force if necessary) and then go on a crusade to remove the altmer race from existence

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lolbert = storm
    chad white supremecist = imp

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      storm = chad white nationalist
      imp = zogbot imperialist

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically Tullius. Dragonborn is bound to become emperor sooner or later anyways, also Empire winning the civil war is canon.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CHOOSE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Knuckles, tougher than the rest of them.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Right because the voice actor is my homie Saul Tigh from Battlestar Galactica (Michael Hogan).

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So Ganker, what race are you going with in Sand Skyrim? Im going Imperial

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Choose.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My boy Frampt

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kaathe, fuck u frampt i dont wana get incinerated

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stormcloaks = White nationalists = Right wingers
    Imperials = gnomish worshipping globalists = Left wingers

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what a lovely carpet

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imperial because i always pick argonian
    + slaying thalmors along the way

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You mean the same empire which conquered the argonians and allowed them to be enslaved in one of the orivinces

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thalmor. I wish i could pick thalmor and enslave the petty human monkeys.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >stormcloak gives you 5$ for standing outside
    Ty

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bear, Bull bull bear BEAR OR BULL
    Bull bear bear bull bull bear bull?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'm a breeding bull

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >bull
        Cope my bror
        Inferior genes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Will you stand with a brother?

      Or r u cold

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OP is the IRL equivalent of Ulisses, except he makes treads about 'cloak or imp. Imp cloak cloak imp imp cloak imp cloak?

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dawnguard or the vampires?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      vampires

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I fucked your sister bro

      The only good option for humanity as a whole, the Empire.
      Nordmorons are literal snow demons who call raiding and pillaging "civilization"

      youre not dragon teasesteses

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only good option for humanity as a whole, the Empire.
    Nordmorons are literal snow demons who call raiding and pillaging "civilization"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What empire are you talking about? Their is a loose alliance between Cyrodil , High Rock, and half of Skyrim at the start of the game. Cyrodil is currently compromised due to ~~*Altmer*~~ money buying influence in the colleges and press.
      Not seeing any empire.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      :]

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Choose, Anneke or Sylgja, mother or daughter?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      younger pussy wins, duh

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >pussy
        look again

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What did you do to them? Neither now. Prior the only answer was both at the same time. After that crime you commited everything is ruined.

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Real money or chocolate money?

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stormcloaks. Ulfric is the rightful king and with the power of the voice he can easily destroy the empire and reclaim Skyrim for the Nords and restore the power of Talos.

    >b-but muh Thalmor plant
    He is not, he was merely tortured and interrogated by them. The Thalmor see Ulfric as a useful tool to destroy the empire. They Thalmore themselves don't stand against the might of Skyrim and Hammerfall.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >with the power of the voice he can easily destroy the empire
      bro he knows Fus, ONLY Fus

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Enough to knock 30 soldiers on their back.

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stormcuck over Limperial every time.

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're a lorelet if you choose the false empire

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