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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    jrpg one

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Survival horror pill with the adventure incense for the schizo experience

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    tl;dr

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    4X + coughdrop so I can spend my unnaturally long life playing vidya while chilling at a comfy part time job without anyone bothering me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm usually skeptical of living forever but that combination sounds reasonably practical and not as extreme as the other choices. However, I'd go with the herbal tea of party games for my weaker dose. What if you got a disease some time after taking the 4x pill? Plus the extra luck could do you some good in your job in case you frick up. If people think you're incompetent, what makes you think they won't replace you with someone else the moment the opportunity arises?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I think you could just straight up gamble for a living with the tea, some odds on games are pretty slim already so you could go bet on black on roulette and win more often than not

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >comfy part time job
      literal cattle slave anon
      jfc even when given the power to conquer the universe, the cuckold stays a cuckold

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Well I would need somehow to sustain myself, wouldn't I?

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is it okay to take another pill if I already have a light version of the Rhythm one? If so 4x seems like an amazing pick with Adventure Incense

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    4X + MMO

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Pill
    >Causal drop + adventure incense
    Do I become a incompetent hero or something?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      no, people just perceive you as incompetent even if you saved the world

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        So. Saitama-pill?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sugar Pill
    Sports Inhaler
    Adventure Incense.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    DUDE FRICK YOU

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Roguelike pill and the tea. It's basically infinite life/respawns without the burden of becoming stagnated at the same general location with the same general personality. You can even frick up a lot even when you're already good at it just to have a fish playthrough every once in a while, it doesn't matter since you'll retain your knowledge and therefore know how to make it back to a better form. Herbal tea for better hunting odds, winning the lottery for a quick progression skip, etc. or the genetic lottery in case that isn't already decided by your past actions

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    FPS Pill + Racing vitamins

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sandbox pill is my wet dream
    And herbal tea with that pls

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    4X + Sports Inhaler to become ultimate superstar for 50+ lifetimes until I get bored.
    Thanks doc.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Roguelike + Shmup.
    I'm going to ascend!

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    4x plus adventure incense.
    Im gonna MAX my rewards

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sports inhaler and roguelike pill. Live forever and have some cool skills to boost things in my favor.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What are the monty hall implications of VN plus Party tea?
    it boosts your chances of picking the correct option, right? so is it 50/50 or 2/3?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think you might have more chances to get prompts that you know are good/bad/neutral since humans are incapable of conscienciousely generating true randomness. The neutral one might also lean toward good more often than not.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WRPG pill with the Sports Inhaler.

    Reset my life, touch up to my appearance so I look how I would like. 5s on most stats, drop charisma and endurance to 4, increase Int to 7. Even if I don't get to remember everything after I hit accept to start my life over, with a higher stat pool I'll have a much happier childhood. With my appearance editing I'll look better as a young adult so I'll be much happier then as well. Add on the Party Game tea that gives me amazing luck means I'll have a really enjoyable life where things tend to go my way. Ultimate normie life.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      err not sports inhaler, luck tea.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What a solid choice

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      based, but i would have higher charisma and lower strength+agility

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pill
    Herbal Tea + Sports Inhaler

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    no rts stinks of zoomerpiss

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    vn pill with the shmup syrup, this is asuuming i can still keep or hone other skills without them being as ludicrously strong as the other pills would allow

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    not reading all that shit
    4x + adventure
    6000 years of 'venturin

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >4x pill
      >Adventure Incense

      our fates are now bound together

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >4x pill
    >Adventure Incense

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Roguelike + herbal tea

    Immortality and the potential to become a god. With the herbal tea you'll never do too badly in life so you'll never end up as a parasitic worm unless you actively try to sabotage yourself.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Rythm
    it's Rhythm

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >wrpg pill forces you to min/max
    useless

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's visual novel and shmup

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >4x Pill + Adventure Incense
    My life will be the ultimate adventure

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    who the frick has time to read all of this shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it takes maybe 5 minutes you ADD addled zoomer

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yeah right like i'm going to spend 5 minutes of my life reading a shitpost

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dark Souls Pill can hard brick you if its truly anywhere.
    >save point is a mile up in the air
    >die
    >respawn at save point

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sandbox Pill is the only one that would allow you to functionally change the world. You could kill anyone you want at any time. Make money by shorting and destroying companies. Alter the rest of history.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pill
    Herbal tea
    MMO Vax
    Ez

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    JRPG + MMO, use MMO skills to only recruit and have sex with virgin party members.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >have sex
      sorry pal, but you're stuck in forever virgin tier until they make the first move (which women don't)

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    wrpg
    STR 4
    AGI 3
    END 5 (assuming its tied to general health)
    PER 3 (If its just vision, I'm fine with glasses)
    INT 8
    CHA 7
    Add the Herbal Tea on top of that and you have an extremely comfortable life ahead of you.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Placebo and two herbal tea
    What the frick Black person that was EASY
    >one in 292 chance to win in powerball

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This guy gets it.
      Luckchads keep winning, as per usual.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wow! and then you get shot by a Black person or a fed! because all lotteries are rigged to siphon taxpayer money in addition to what they rape us with

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Lottery isnt the only thing that benefits from 100*100 times increased luck modifier

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Roguelike and Herbal - going to ascend solely to be goofy and have a good time - will send gifts if I succeed

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is a pointless choice picture. The only acceptable pill is the 4X one.
    Some of those nice, real fricking nice. But nothing beats extending your life for 6000 years with nearly infinite health benefits.
    Also the JRPG pill is worse than just taking nothing.

    For minor doses, they're all surprisingly balanced. But I'd still take the MMO Vaccine because being able to tell people's stats, information and past from looking at them is fricking HUGE.

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's gotta be roguelike + herbal tea, real immortality as well as a very easy way to advance to a hypothetical higher being

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    roguelike and incense

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    jrpg then ill hit on a femboy instead

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >fps+racing
    im a ace combat protag now you prostitutes

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Rhythm + Sports Inhaler, that'll make anyone's dating life a Hell of a lot easier.

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When you frick with RNG, you will be immediately put on a list.
    >Hey why is this one specific guy winning all the lotteries
    >why is this guy getting all the UR units in every gacha?
    Unless this also rewrites logic of the world to be "oh there is always this one person in existence who is not bound to the same rng as other humans and can do whatever he wants without question."
    The "negative events have a lower chance of ocurring" will not make any sense unless it mindcontrols a statistician or a data expert to handwave all of your feats as just coincidences either.
    Personally, 4x combined with anything will lead you to a comfy life.
    nobody can kill you, and you can surely overpower anything or anyone with your other kit

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >sandbox
    >make everyone live in bigger houses
    >tax increases so much
    >everyone is homeless

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    4x + MMO pill

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    4x is objectively the best here but I wish I would go back to 18. The side dose is subjective but I think I'd pair adventure incence with the 4x pill.
    That said, the Visual Novel pill and MMO vaccine made me remember that one shitty manhwa that I read and finished for some reason. Those pills are a good combo but that would force me to talk to people. Maybe I could get used to it, but still.

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    rhythm pill + adventure and you basically get scott pilgrim which sounds sick to me
    sandbox is incredibly broken due to the loose definition of human made structure, combined with shmup, racing, party or adventure for a lot of fun
    now sports inhaler advenure would be amazing, sports is busted, master in everything considered a sport, meaning all martial arts, weapon arts, mastery of guns, hell it basically supersedes racing because racing is a sport, adventure adds fulfillment and you'll never be out of work due to being a master in nearly everything
    I'd probably go rhythm adventure (just sounds super fun) or sports adventure

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Take the rhythm pill. Everything is rhythm, from fighting to conversation, to cooking. DEXchads rule this earth.

    Rhythm pill + Racing Vitamins.

    This is the most inconspicuous combo that gives you the highest benefits. You don't want the government after your ass your entire life. Also, risk free drunk driving.

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would bite my tongue and despite the pain, take the MMO Vax
    I want to be able to confirm the health of my family and friends and warn them after proving myself, of any issues
    of course if they get an incurable disease I'll see it, but better to know that have it blindside and take away so much more
    I then take the Pill pill, and Herbal Tea
    that way anything I attempt with low odds, including finding the right person at the right time(pure luck) also vastly increases
    I can then game the lotto eventually with vastly better odds and really set my loved ones up for good

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Choose Ganker

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      (You), walking gash

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just kill the Demon e-girl, tough but objectively the correct choice. One swift sword strike should do it, she wouldn't even feel any pain.

      The rest should understand the responsibility they have on their shoulders. They should know this mission is bigger than any one of them. They should know what's at fricking stake.

      Kill the Demon King, take Baraaka's riches and frick off somewhere to frick b***hes and live like a king.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      indra or (You)rself are the only real options here

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    rhythm + herbal tea

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd probably go for 4x pill + Herbal tea, but the combination of Roguelike pill + Herbal tea sounds interesting. You get a couple of RNG blessed runs in, and you're pretty much guaranteed to end up as God.

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      right is objectively better by around 10000 times

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        why the hell do you want to be immortal?
        you'd watch everyone you love die. if you think zoomers are a pain, wait until you're 150 years old and can't relate to anyone or anything and have no one around that you remember.

        I wouldn't take either of the pills

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          you can get dicky and then teleport out of prison though

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I take the Roguelite pill and the MMO Vaccine, assuming the MMO Vaccine carries over into the other lives. If not, it's the 4x Pill instead.
    The I just become a doctor and thanks to the MMO Vaccine, will always impeccably diagnose every patient and become eventually world famous. When I die, I do it all over again in a different life.

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    sandbox pill is absolutely broken
    >buy property in shambles for cheap
    >edit
    >sell brand new at full price
    it's like farming money on fable 2 but on steroids

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