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Choose wisely, gamer boy
I choose best girl.
>Not a slutty green frog bitch
>Not half-elf cuck bait
>Won't leave you to run off to hell with a black man
Yup, best girl.
Exactly my thoughts before I even opened the thread.
I haven't been paying much attention to news and the threads around the game and I also killed her but isn't she poorly written or something? Like I know they had to do something to her in a patch.
She just doesn't have much content, at all.
Also she requires you missing a bunch of quests and characters that actually have content.
Her dialogue was broken for a month.
my baby incubator.
>murder civilians for pussy
you are a street dog that deserves a painful death.
Are you any better than me if you kill me?
Yes you fucking idiot. Nice argument there. Killing in defence is not the same at all.
In defence? Why would I attack you?
>armed refugees trespassing
Are you a libcuck by any chance?
People who choose her have mommy issues
We chose Jaheira for the same reason in 2.
No, and I would fucking mog retards with that dogshit fetish.
my angry blueberry wife
Wow, thread ended so quickly, impressive.
Not bad, anon. Not bad.
MJs nose is 4 times the size of Laezels though.
YANKI ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK YANKI
Tbqh I would use that haircut on a git yankee
my wife can literally do anything
I can’t unsee it…
Lae'zel best girl, marry every time
Shart is a bitch but her quest is okay
Karlach is embodiment of reddit cringe, borderlands writing and modern marvel happy go lucky garbage that completely mismatches her entire premise. Killing her every single time.
Karlach is great, not cringe or crass
She has smooth thighs and a very nice ass
My opinion stands. I despise karlach writing, and her face is fat.
It's babyfat, she's still young
Did you forget to check out her bum?
Does not matter when the face is this ugly.
Lae'zel is elegant, thin, in body and face, fit posterior, she is better on all accounts.
Writing is better, face is better, body is better.
Not to mention, Lae'zel is the cutest.
She also rides Wylls BBC better
That moron I killed on sight by mistaking him for a goblin in the grove raid?
>a canon cuck that seethes as you fuck his waifu in Arc 3
Honestly, I like shipping these two. I played as Wyll and romanced her. She just seems like the type that needs some strong black dick in her life. She's got a hunger only BBC can satiate.
Shouldn't that be Shadowheart and a gaggle of Halsin's?
No, because I don't play as women so I wouldn't play as Shadowheart. I played as Wyll.
AND the drow twins
>Lae'zel is elegant, thin, in body and face, fit posterior
She has saggy granny skin all over her body because Larian thought that somehow equates to having a wiry, muscular build with no fat.
>Body is better
>Ugly hag body with disgusting tits
No, you just have shit taste, kys moron
I gotta say, it's hilarious that you didn't even try to address his point that Karlach is a retard written by a retard. All you could do was defend her body shape. Because that's all Karlachmorons are, is coomers. The fact that she says variations on the same 3 lines for the entire game doesn't matter.
She's a cute and friendly retard who despite an awful life is still by far the most heavily good aligned companion when the rest are sociopaths and sex pests
if shes such a good person why did she spend most of her life working for a jrpg villain complete with anime hair and monologues?
wyll and gale are both better people than her. Hell I'd even give shadowheart the edge, at least her memories were stolen before she did evil shit
>Nooo big dumdum tomboy demon girl is LE BAD akhtually
>WOWSERS, Is that a cuck zesty ass moron??? Now that's hecking EPIC
Go back to r*ddit you retarded chud
concession accepted holy shit
Enjoy the body shape of Karlach she has nothing else going for her
Her personality is cute
She is probably the closest thing to normal out of any of the conpanions
>Frog will fuck anything that moves just to spite you
>Minthra has no content and butchers your playthrough if you choose her (she is also bugged, unfortunately)
>Shart will cuck you
>Meanwhile, Karlach's biggest wish is to get hugged and she also hates degen shit
She is the most goodhearted and non-degenerate companion in this game, I think I will be fine. Have fun with your "pure" waifus though
They fixed minthara
I don't like Karlach but if you'd call Shadowheart a better person for being raised evil rather than having her soul sold by another, this is actual double standards.
>Frog outright tells you she wants to fuck even though you've known her for like 2 days tops
>If you say no, she will fuck Wyll and Astarion just to spite you
Wow so this is the power of TRAD and PURE waifu Lae'zel... I kneel, grannyfuckers...
Frog fags will say that's normal behavior and not slutty at all.
How can you coom to a huge muscular dyke with a filthy mouth? All Karlachfags are either manlets or latent homosexuals, which is the same thing anyway.
>b-b-but she swears! muh reddit!
This is the depth of critique against Karlach's personality, it's not worth addressing.
Not a question
I like how that picture makes the third one actually attractive by simply ignoring her disgusting nose.
neither, now have a nice day europoors/ third world subhumans
Robert E.O Speedwagon
this is what a no pussy does to a motherfucker
Now post how many times the bear cuck fantasy has been spammed
>Someone compiled all the convos and screenshots to turn it into a montage
>after playing through the options intentionally
>calls others cucks when they post it
I bet everyone who downloaded it did it to fap for it
If someone has the cuck compilation saved to their device I will instantly assume they did it to fap to it and I will instantly assume they are the cuck
Everyone spends tens of hours fucking their waifus while shadowfags are simping for a crumb of pussy
I’m too busy listening to Johnny Guitar
the frog is the least bad so I picked her
frog is best
Please tell me BG3 has full German voice acting
volkswagen sauerkraut pretzels luftwaffe jägermeister
PRETZELS SAUERKRAUT LUFTWAFFE VOLKSWAGON SAUERKRAUT PRETZELS LUFTWAFFE
calm down hitler
PRETZELS SAUERKRAUT VOLKSWAGON LUFTWAFFE JAEGERMEISTER SAUERKRAUT PRETZELS VOLKSWAGON LUFTWAFFE WIENERSCHNITZEL
Minthara and Lae’zel are the only based choices
Everyone else is cringe.
Astarion and Gael are also based if you are a gay
>spend half of the relationship hearing about his ex
he’s actually more fun outside of romance shit
You have to choose? Surely the game lets you build a harem?
None of the above, I'd rather just kill things with my hammer
>Inb4 there are no normal beards and all armour looks lopsided on dwarves
That is correct
I was going for the sort of top-knot samurai aesthetic. And I didn't feel like any of the beards for dwarves really got that Japanese facial hair right, so I went for clean shaven
This is the correct way to play.
Frog wife and Minthara is a great bonus too
I didnt buy this game. Can you create your own companions? Can you kill shadowheart? I hate romances and Ill do anything to avoid that shit.
>Can you create your own companions
No, or at least I haven't found anything for it
>Can you kill shadowheart
yes, it's actually mandatory to do a speedrun atm funnily enough
You can avoid all romances. One of the characters in the game will actually bring it up if you're not fucking anyone
If BG3 released before 2016 election Laezel would be this site's official waifu. Frog wife for frog posters.But we're no fun allowed trad white contemporary politics board now
I actually liked Karlach and wanted to know her better but she left me because of rapefugees. I literally saved her life and she sperged out on me for disposing of garbage. Only Astarion and Laezel supported me through the entire run.
i ended up killing every companion because they felt like grating hangers-on who wouldnt stop talking, and not my meat servants i use to accomplish tasks
On my first playthrough I tried making SH but holy fuck I can't stand her. Say what you want about karlach or laezel. Shadowheart is a subtle type of annoying. All secrets, all hypocrisy, you're constantly bending over backwards to defend her and accept her while she constantly pushes you away.
Meanwhile karlach is so fucking grateful that you didn't just kill her...and she acts like a puppy and wants to enjoy life. Yeah she's crime but she's worn me down. As soon as I made it to Baldur's Gate I restarted as a tiefling warlock to romance karlach and I won't give SH the time of day.
I was genuinely shocked at hearing cuck in the game, even if it would probably be a common insult in faux-medieval times
Reminder that Lae’zel is another cuck romance
>behave like a gigachad
>make tiefling kneel to her as a lolthsworn drow
>she wants to fuck even before the final raid
>"I will fuck with you again if I feel like it"
>comes to fuck randomly at a rest
>bond with her
>support her trough all her creche quest
>she confesses that you are now much more to her
>makes you duel her
>calls you "the source of my bruises" in the most affectionate way possible
>still behaves like a cute tsundere when you kiss her
>didn't cuck me a single time
She fucks Wyll behind your back
Cuck romance confirmed
She didn't fuck anyone but me on my playtrough.
You can cuck wyll too if you helped mizora
And simps falling for this hook line and sinker
Yeah me, what kind of Chad do you think commissioned it?
The post that killed Shitfart simps
Shadowchuds will never recover
Fixher sisters, what do we say?
Anybody else find romancing vidto games characters really awkward?
What are you doing on Ganker?
Incel behavior is amusing.
BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA
ITS THE GRAND CHAMPION
You are cringe.
MAY I SHINE YOUR BOOTS OH MIGHTY GRAND CHAMPION?
PERHAPS A BACKRUB OR A BATH?
MAYBE I CAN CARRY SOMETHING
OH GRAND CHAMPION PLEASE
LET ME CARRY THAT CAMERA
you are basede
i can't pick between girl-next-door tiefling tomboy pussy or the adorable goth loser pussy
Same, I like em both
The big foul mouthed demon muscle woman is actually the nicest and most cute
Karlach is my wife
im going to do nice things to a frog
yes Halsin had sex with her
Built for BHC
not in my play through
>literally coded to lust after halsin if he's in the area
I wonder how she would fare if her competition were humans instead of RGB bunch
Poorly, shadowheart is only popular because she looks like a normal female, otherwise she's insanely bland for her upbringing and extremely whorish in a bad way.
to the trash bin
m mm mmmm i do love some well done ai sloppa
We all know who the real best girl is
that's right, asterion
By a fair margin.
>actually willing to drop everything and simply settle down with you
>it's actually in character
If alignments existed he basically crossed half the chart.
The fuck are those things, is she a space marine or some shit?
The fact that there is one boob size is a crime. She should have massive milkers
weird decision since they bother to make a couple of brap sizes
I'd love to know Karlach's brap sizes
There is nothing hotter than a ponytail.
Karlach is built for white human male paladins
she's a demon alright... white, male, lawful good paladin semen demon.
Your "love" looks simultaneously like a man and a child. Touch grass.
Minthara has some great lines, if few, you can tell who she likes or not really easily.
No, child, that’s you, that’s always been you.
>not Unregistered HyperCam 2
*teleports behind you*
Shart's VA is adorable as fuck
my half elven wife jenevelle
Halsin and male drows fucks your wife.
fuck marry kill
What are the chances I can fix devil mommy?
Zero, she is the one who will fix you
Explain, devil mommy looks hot but is she a disingenuous cunt like every other devil?
Karlach is a chaotic stupid character written by someone who wanted to make an edgier Jester who is already a shit character
All whores, chud game.
More like song of squid
call it however you like, its a great song, the whole soundtrack is superb
Larian did Balduran dirty.
They actually made his character matter. If it wasn't for them nobody(except for microscopic minority) would even know of him being a thing.
Yeah by turning him into a squid
That's not him anyway, it's the squid that killed him. He's dead.
How do I find Karlach wife irl? Preferably without the whole burning thing but I'm willing to compromise.
Be a 7' basketball-american.
Sports. And I don't mean "I go to the gym so my ass gets bigger" type of girls, but the ones who actually do something, like fucking rugby. They are energetic, friendly tomboys with great bodies.
Find some built woman from an agricultural region.
At the gym.
They're all most likely hypergamous and would only go for guys even more swole than them.
As someone who sometimes coach, Karlach has 1:1 personality with the average tomboys (actual tomboys none of that anime shit) who do sports
They're all shit in their own uniqe ways. Wyll might be the only non shit companion.
I want Karlach to peg me
I'm sick of this whole "waifu discussions". It's almost like RPGs are only about dating and sex. Nobody discuss actual gameplay, it's always "who is your waifu", "I love GenericWaifu8898" and so on. Before BG3, Pathfinder or that WH40k one was the same - nobody would fucking discuss actual gameplay, it was always bunch of pathetic virgins crying "BUT WHAT ABOUT WAIFUS?!".
WH40k had waifus?
RPGs are about stories. Stories are about human interactions. One of the most important human interactions is romance.
Waifus are essential to the genre, and most people get it
RP GAMES are about GAMEplay, holy shit. Want a story, go read some book. Stories can be about fucking everything, from abstract concepts to speculative history, human interaction is just narrowed choice. Romance is fucking overrated shit that only teens care about. Love is dead.
Only pathetic virgins care about virtual waifus. Thanks for proving my point.
>RP GAMES are about GAMEplay
Nah, they are about roleplay, just like the tabletop games that preceded them. Much loved RPGs like Disco Elysium have very little in the way of actual gameplay.
>Love is dead.
Who hurt you?
What's a bigger choice and consequence than the person you'll spend the rest of your life adventuring with?
Fuck Lae'zel, Marry Shadowheart, throw Karlach back onto the front lines of the blood war where the chaotic stupid bitch deserves to be.
Lmao get a load of this cuckgay
I feel a strange kinship with you, because I made the same exact choices right down to dumping Lae'zel when I realised she was hindering my shart romance.
All are bad. Liliana, Morrigan and Wynne are better than all 3
Karlach and Minthara are ok but their stories don't feel as complete as the other characters.
Karlach had a part of her questline cut off, and Minthara never had one to begin with.
Honest mistake, meant to write
Oh hey, it's aReminder
When the HECK is the ayylmao invasion happening? I need my evil, violent, cute ayylmao gf.
>half elf shar worshipper
>acts like a half elf shar worshipper
>acts like a githyanki
>barbarian veteran of the blood war who is litterally demon spawn
>acts like a fucking sorority girl
Marry Shart good run
Fuck the frog
I choose THE EMPEROR
pic related, me and our special needs children
>The same schizo Karlach hater in every thread
>Types the same shit to everyone, seethes like she killed his gypsy family or something
>Probably a coping shartoid too
have a nice day, subhuman.
karlach is too cool to want to fuck, she's a bro
every other option - lae'zel, shart, minthara, mizora - is pure sex
>not fucking your bro
>no high diving after sex
>not fucking your bro
>she's a bro
If my bro was hot red chick with horns I'd def locked her into marriage by putting a baby or two inside her.
karlach is too cool to want to fuck, she's a bro
every other option - lae'zel, shart, minthara, mizora - is pure sex
she's a shitty marvel tier character
Not enough degeneracy and "let me tell you all about my previous sex partners!!!" shit for ya?
The whole game is. Despite her dumb dialog she is still the closest thing to a traditional CRPG companion not bogged down with freakshit.
I just wish she didn't shave the sides of her head.
Just avoid sharty
I love my wife Shadowheart so much.
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