Choose wisely, gamer boy

Choose wisely, gamer boy

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I choose best girl.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Not a slutty green frog bitch
      >Not half-elf cuck bait
      >Won't leave you to run off to hell with a black man
      Yup, best girl.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly my thoughts before I even opened the thread.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't been paying much attention to news and the threads around the game and I also killed her but isn't she poorly written or something? Like I know they had to do something to her in a patch.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She just doesn't have much content, at all.
        Also she requires you missing a bunch of quests and characters that actually have content.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Her dialogue was broken for a month.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my baby incubator.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >murder civilians for pussy
      you are a street dog that deserves a painful death.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you any better than me if you kill me?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes you fucking idiot. Nice argument there. Killing in defence is not the same at all.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            In defence? Why would I attack you?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >armed refugees trespassing
        >civilians
        Are you a libcuck by any chance?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People who choose her have mommy issues

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, and?
        We chose Jaheira for the same reason in 2.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, and I would fucking mog retards with that dogshit fetish.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my angry blueberry wife

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, thread ended so quickly, impressive.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FUCK YOU

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chk

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not bad, anon. Not bad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THE AYUWOKI
      HEE HEE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MJs nose is 4 times the size of Laezels though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      YANKI ARE YOU OK
      ARE YOU OK
      ARE YOU OK YANKI

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tbqh I would use that haircut on a git yankee

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        my wife can literally do anything

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SHIT’zel bros……

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can’t unsee it…

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lae'zel best girl, marry every time
    Shart is a bitch but her quest is okay
    Karlach is embodiment of reddit cringe, borderlands writing and modern marvel happy go lucky garbage that completely mismatches her entire premise. Killing her every single time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Karlach is great, not cringe or crass
      She has smooth thighs and a very nice ass

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My opinion stands. I despise karlach writing, and her face is fat.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's babyfat, she's still young
          Did you forget to check out her bum?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >babyfat
            Disgusting
            >bum
            Does not matter when the face is this ugly.
            Lae'zel is elegant, thin, in body and face, fit posterior, she is better on all accounts.
            Writing is better, face is better, body is better.
            Not to mention, Lae'zel is the cutest.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              She also rides Wylls BBC better

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Who's wyll?
                That moron I killed on sight by mistaking him for a goblin in the grove raid?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Wyll
                >a canon cuck that seethes as you fuck his waifu in Arc 3

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly, I like shipping these two. I played as Wyll and romanced her. She just seems like the type that needs some strong black dick in her life. She's got a hunger only BBC can satiate.

              • 2 weeks ago
                sage

                Shouldn't that be Shadowheart and a gaggle of Halsin's?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, because I don't play as women so I wouldn't play as Shadowheart. I played as Wyll.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                AND the drow twins

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Lae'zel is elegant, thin, in body and face, fit posterior
              She has saggy granny skin all over her body because Larian thought that somehow equates to having a wiry, muscular build with no fat.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Body is better
              >Ugly hag body with disgusting tits
              No, you just have shit taste, kys moron

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I gotta say, it's hilarious that you didn't even try to address his point that Karlach is a retard written by a retard. All you could do was defend her body shape. Because that's all Karlachmorons are, is coomers. The fact that she says variations on the same 3 lines for the entire game doesn't matter.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              She's a cute and friendly retard who despite an awful life is still by far the most heavily good aligned companion when the rest are sociopaths and sex pests

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                if shes such a good person why did she spend most of her life working for a jrpg villain complete with anime hair and monologues?
                wyll and gale are both better people than her. Hell I'd even give shadowheart the edge, at least her memories were stolen before she did evil shit

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Nooo big dumdum tomboy demon girl is LE BAD akhtually
                >WOWSERS, Is that a cuck zesty ass moron??? Now that's hecking EPIC
                Go back to r*ddit you retarded chud

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                concession accepted holy shit
                Enjoy the body shape of Karlach she has nothing else going for her

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Her personality is cute
                She is probably the closest thing to normal out of any of the conpanions

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Frog will fuck anything that moves just to spite you
                >Minthra has no content and butchers your playthrough if you choose her (she is also bugged, unfortunately)
                >Shart will cuck you
                >Meanwhile, Karlach's biggest wish is to get hugged and she also hates degen shit
                She is the most goodhearted and non-degenerate companion in this game, I think I will be fine. Have fun with your "pure" waifus though

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They fixed minthara

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >concession accepted
                you lost

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't like Karlach but if you'd call Shadowheart a better person for being raised evil rather than having her soul sold by another, this is actual double standards.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Frog outright tells you she wants to fuck even though you've known her for like 2 days tops
              >If you say no, she will fuck Wyll and Astarion just to spite you
              Wow so this is the power of TRAD and PURE waifu Lae'zel... I kneel, grannyfuckers...

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Frog fags will say that's normal behavior and not slutty at all.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              How can you coom to a huge muscular dyke with a filthy mouth? All Karlachfags are either manlets or latent homosexuals, which is the same thing anyway.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >b-b-but she swears! muh reddit!
              This is the depth of critique against Karlach's personality, it's not worth addressing.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not a question

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >shadowslut
      >virgin
      >trad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like how that picture makes the third one actually attractive by simply ignoring her disgusting nose.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    neither, now have a nice day europoors/ third world subhumans

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Easy
    Robert E.O Speedwagon

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is what a no pussy does to a motherfucker

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now post how many times the bear cuck fantasy has been spammed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Someone compiled all the convos and screenshots to turn it into a montage
        >after playing through the options intentionally
        >calls others cucks when they post it
        I bet everyone who downloaded it did it to fap for it
        If someone has the cuck compilation saved to their device I will instantly assume they did it to fap to it and I will instantly assume they are the cuck

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone spends tens of hours fucking their waifus while shadowfags are simping for a crumb of pussy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’m too busy listening to Johnny Guitar

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the frog is the least bad so I picked her

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    frog is best

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Please tell me BG3 has full German voice acting

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      volkswagen sauerkraut pretzels luftwaffe jägermeister

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        PRETZELS SAUERKRAUT LUFTWAFFE VOLKSWAGON SAUERKRAUT PRETZELS LUFTWAFFE

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          calm down hitler

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            PRETZELS SAUERKRAUT VOLKSWAGON LUFTWAFFE JAEGERMEISTER SAUERKRAUT PRETZELS VOLKSWAGON LUFTWAFFE WIENERSCHNITZEL

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Minthara and Lae’zel are the only based choices
    Everyone else is cringe.
    Astarion and Gael are also based if you are a gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Gale
      >based
      >spend half of the relationship hearing about his ex

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Keep crying.
        he’s actually more fun outside of romance shit

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You have to choose? Surely the game lets you build a harem?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    None of the above, I'd rather just kill things with my hammer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no beard
      Dial 8

      >Inb4 there are no normal beards and all armour looks lopsided on dwarves
      That is correct

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Dial 8
        I was going for the sort of top-knot samurai aesthetic. And I didn't feel like any of the beards for dwarves really got that Japanese facial hair right, so I went for clean shaven

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the correct way to play.
      Frog wife and Minthara is a great bonus too
      Rest

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didnt buy this game. Can you create your own companions? Can you kill shadowheart? I hate romances and Ill do anything to avoid that shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Can you create your own companions
        No, or at least I haven't found anything for it
        >Can you kill shadowheart
        yes, it's actually mandatory to do a speedrun atm funnily enough
        You can avoid all romances. One of the characters in the game will actually bring it up if you're not fucking anyone

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If BG3 released before 2016 election Laezel would be this site's official waifu. Frog wife for frog posters.But we're no fun allowed trad white contemporary politics board now

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I actually liked Karlach and wanted to know her better but she left me because of rapefugees. I literally saved her life and she sperged out on me for disposing of garbage. Only Astarion and Laezel supported me through the entire run.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i ended up killing every companion because they felt like grating hangers-on who wouldnt stop talking, and not my meat servants i use to accomplish tasks

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    On my first playthrough I tried making SH but holy fuck I can't stand her. Say what you want about karlach or laezel. Shadowheart is a subtle type of annoying. All secrets, all hypocrisy, you're constantly bending over backwards to defend her and accept her while she constantly pushes you away.

    Meanwhile karlach is so fucking grateful that you didn't just kill her...and she acts like a puppy and wants to enjoy life. Yeah she's crime but she's worn me down. As soon as I made it to Baldur's Gate I restarted as a tiefling warlock to romance karlach and I won't give SH the time of day.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was genuinely shocked at hearing cuck in the game, even if it would probably be a common insult in faux-medieval times

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Lae’zel is another cuck romance

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not once.
      >behave like a gigachad
      >make tiefling kneel to her as a lolthsworn drow
      >she wants to fuck even before the final raid
      >"I will fuck with you again if I feel like it"
      >comes to fuck randomly at a rest
      >bond with her
      >support her trough all her creche quest
      >she confesses that you are now much more to her
      >makes you duel her
      >calls you "the source of my bruises" in the most affectionate way possible
      >still behaves like a cute tsundere when you kiss her
      >didn't cuck me a single time

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She fucks Wyll behind your back
        Cuck romance confirmed

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Again,

          Who's wyll?
          That moron I killed on sight by mistaking him for a goblin in the grove raid?

          She didn't fuck anyone but me on my playtrough.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can cuck wyll too if you helped mizora

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And simps falling for this hook line and sinker

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah me, what kind of Chad do you think commissioned it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The post that killed Shitfart simps

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shadowchuds will never recover

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fixher sisters, what do we say?

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody else find romancing vidto games characters really awkward?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What are you doing on Ganker?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Incel behavior is amusing.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA
      ITS THE GRAND CHAMPION

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are cringe.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          MAY I SHINE YOUR BOOTS OH MIGHTY GRAND CHAMPION?
          PERHAPS A BACKRUB OR A BATH?
          MAYBE I CAN CARRY SOMETHING

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              OH GRAND CHAMPION PLEASE
              LET ME CARRY THAT CAMERA

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                MAY I SHINE YOUR BOOTS OH MIGHTY GRAND CHAMPION?
                PERHAPS A BACKRUB OR A BATH?
                MAYBE I CAN CARRY SOMETHING

                BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA
                ITS THE GRAND CHAMPION

                you are basede

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i can't pick between girl-next-door tiefling tomboy pussy or the adorable goth loser pussy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same, I like em both

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The big foul mouthed demon muscle woman is actually the nicest and most cute

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Karlach is my wife

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im going to do nice things to a frog

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sex

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      with bears

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes Halsin had sex with her

        Built for BHC

        not in my play through

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >literally coded to lust after halsin if he's in the area
          Sorry.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes Halsin had sex with her

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder how she would fare if her competition were humans instead of RGB bunch

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Poorly, shadowheart is only popular because she looks like a normal female, otherwise she's insanely bland for her upbringing and extremely whorish in a bad way.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Built for BHC

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >AI
      to the trash bin

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      m mm mmmm i do love some well done ai sloppa

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lae'zel=Minthara>Karlach>Shadowheart

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Orin>>

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We all know who the real best girl is

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's right, asterion

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        By a fair margin.
        >actually willing to drop everything and simply settle down with you
        >it's actually in character
        If alignments existed he basically crossed half the chart.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The fuck are those things, is she a space marine or some shit?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cyborg technically

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The fact that there is one boob size is a crime. She should have massive milkers

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        weird decision since they bother to make a couple of brap sizes

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'd love to know Karlach's brap sizes

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lakrissa...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is nothing hotter than a ponytail.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thanks kyon

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Karlach is built for white human male paladins

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she's a demon alright... white, male, lawful good paladin semen demon.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PLAP

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My love

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your "love" looks simultaneously like a man and a child. Touch grass.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Minthara has some great lines, if few, you can tell who she likes or not really easily.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, child, that’s you, that’s always been you.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Minscbros...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bandicam

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >not Unregistered HyperCam 2
        Absolute savages.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Great dialouge

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Baezel...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *teleports behind you*

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shart's VA is adorable as fuck

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my half elven wife jenevelle

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Halsin and male drows fucks your wife.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fuck marry kill

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are the chances I can fix devil mommy?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zero, she is the one who will fix you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Explain, devil mommy looks hot but is she a disingenuous cunt like every other devil?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Karlach is a chaotic stupid character written by someone who wanted to make an edgier Jester who is already a shit character

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All whores, chud game.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More like song of squid

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        call it however you like, its a great song, the whole soundtrack is superb

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Larian did Balduran dirty.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They actually made his character matter. If it wasn't for them nobody(except for microscopic minority) would even know of him being a thing.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah by turning him into a squid

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's not him anyway, it's the squid that killed him. He's dead.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                true

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I find Karlach wife irl? Preferably without the whole burning thing but I'm willing to compromise.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Be a 7' basketball-american.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sports. And I don't mean "I go to the gym so my ass gets bigger" type of girls, but the ones who actually do something, like fucking rugby. They are energetic, friendly tomboys with great bodies.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Find some built woman from an agricultural region.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At the gym.
      They're all most likely hypergamous and would only go for guys even more swole than them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As someone who sometimes coach, Karlach has 1:1 personality with the average tomboys (actual tomboys none of that anime shit) who do sports

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're all shit in their own uniqe ways. Wyll might be the only non shit companion.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want Karlach to peg me

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sick of this whole "waifu discussions". It's almost like RPGs are only about dating and sex. Nobody discuss actual gameplay, it's always "who is your waifu", "I love GenericWaifu8898" and so on. Before BG3, Pathfinder or that WH40k one was the same - nobody would fucking discuss actual gameplay, it was always bunch of pathetic virgins crying "BUT WHAT ABOUT WAIFUS?!".

    Pathetic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WH40k had waifus?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      RPGs are about stories. Stories are about human interactions. One of the most important human interactions is romance.
      Waifus are essential to the genre, and most people get it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        RP GAMES are about GAMEplay, holy shit. Want a story, go read some book. Stories can be about fucking everything, from abstract concepts to speculative history, human interaction is just narrowed choice. Romance is fucking overrated shit that only teens care about. Love is dead.

        Only pathetic virgins care about virtual waifus. Thanks for proving my point.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >RP GAMES are about GAMEplay
          Nah, they are about roleplay, just like the tabletop games that preceded them. Much loved RPGs like Disco Elysium have very little in the way of actual gameplay.

          >Love is dead.
          Who hurt you?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's a bigger choice and consequence than the person you'll spend the rest of your life adventuring with?

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck Lae'zel, Marry Shadowheart, throw Karlach back onto the front lines of the blood war where the chaotic stupid bitch deserves to be.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >marry shadowheart
      Cuck

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Marry shart
      Lmao get a load of this cuckgay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I feel a strange kinship with you, because I made the same exact choices right down to dumping Lae'zel when I realised she was hindering my shart romance.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All are bad. Liliana, Morrigan and Wynne are better than all 3

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Karlach and Minthara are ok but their stories don't feel as complete as the other characters.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Karlach had a part of her questline cut off, and Minthara never had one to begin with.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    body count:
    2
    4
    76

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >4
      LOL
      O
      L

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honest mistake, meant to write
        2
        76
        4

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh hey, it's aReminder

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When the HECK is the ayylmao invasion happening? I need my evil, violent, cute ayylmao gf.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >half elf shar worshipper
    >acts like a half elf shar worshipper
    >githyanki
    >acts like a githyanki
    >barbarian veteran of the blood war who is litterally demon spawn
    >acts like a fucking sorority girl

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kill Redditlach
    Marry Shart good run
    Fuck the frog

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I choose THE EMPEROR

    pic related, me and our special needs children

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The same schizo Karlach hater in every thread
    >Types the same shit to everyone, seethes like she killed his gypsy family or something
    >Probably a coping shartoid too
    Kek
    have a nice day, subhuman.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      simp

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      karlach is too cool to want to fuck, she's a bro

      every other option - lae'zel, shart, minthara, mizora - is pure sex

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >not fucking your bro
        >no high diving after sex

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >not fucking your bro

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >not fucking your bro

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >she's a bro
        If my bro was hot red chick with horns I'd def locked her into marriage by putting a baby or two inside her.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      karlach is too cool to want to fuck, she's a bro

      every other option - lae'zel, shart, minthara, mizora - is pure sex

      she's a shitty marvel tier character

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not enough degeneracy and "let me tell you all about my previous sex partners!!!" shit for ya?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The whole game is. Despite her dumb dialog she is still the closest thing to a traditional CRPG companion not bogged down with freakshit.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just wish she didn't shave the sides of her head.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kneel

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just avoid sharty

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Minthara>Shart>Bae'zel

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love my wife Shadowheart so much.

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