Choose your weapon?

Choose your weapon Ganker

Guns edition

  1. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    If ammo isn't a problem, Golden Gun. Otherwise GravGun

  2. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Portal gun so I can shit on A-trannies with real life proof.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      rent free btard

  3. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'll take the pew pewer

  4. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Not trying to go on a literal IRL rampage, so grav-gun.

  5. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    1. Portal Gun
    2. Gravity Gun
    3. Plasma Cutter

    If I can choose something not from the list.
    Tool Gun from GMod.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Takes the portal gun but doesn't have long-fall boots
      enjoy every bone below your ass being dusted

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Why would I be doing stupid acrobatic shit?
        One portal in my garage, the other on a deserted island paradise.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          you have moon rock on your walls?

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Sell the Portal Gun to Nasa for millions if not billions of dollars.
            Easiest decision of my life.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              prepare to have every single intelligence service so far up your ass that your stomach will glow

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                shut the fuck up 4chancel

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      What's she smiling about?

  6. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    gravity gun since its practically limitless ammo along with having multiple uses, shit like the portal gun is limited by the fact it needs a special material for portals to work so if you are outside of apperture you are screwed, needler has such a specialized ammo that the moment you run out you are fucked forever, and the otehr guns are useful but still have limited ammo problem

  7. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    The raygun of course, highest pure damage weapon of the selection and has the best sound effect

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Golden Gun one-shots though

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Up until which round though? Checkmate

  8. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Gravity gun ftw

  9. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Is the revolver the summoner-gun from Dirge of Cerberus?
    I'd take it if I could also learn how to make ammunition for it.

  10. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      UH HUUH
      UH HUUH
      UH HUUH

  11. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Does it have to be from the pic OP?
    If we're doing the pic only, I want the BFG or Ray Gun.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Go for it anon lets see what guns would you have in your collection

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Hmm
        >Mega Man Zero Buster Pistol
        >Doom 64 Unmakyr
        >Classic Doom1/2 Plasma Rifle
        >Fallout 1/2/NV Plasma Glock
        >Fallout NV MF Hyperbreeder Alpha
        >Fallout 3/NV Gauss Rifle(More of a sniper)
        >Fallout 3/NV Fat Man
        >Terraria Onyx Blaster
        >Terraria Vortex Beater
        >Terraria Piranha Gun
        If I have limited ammo I want the MMZ Buster Pistol, MF Hyperbreeder Alpha or the Piranha Gun.
        if I have ammo? Probably the Plasma Glock for practicality or the Unmakyr, Vortex Beater or Fat Man if i'm fighting a serious threat in some ridiculous situation.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >MMZ Buster Pistol
          That's a lemon gun.

  12. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Want to have a gun-fu
    >But I'm extremely autistic and gunshots will never not scramble my brain
    >Stick with swords but know they will never beat guns in a straight fight
    life is suffering

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Needler because it's cool

      how do loud noises affect you? I'm genuinely curious

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >how do loud noises affect you? I'm genuinely curious
        Have you ever been smacked upside the head before? If not, whatever train of thought you had is derailed, your vision blanks for a second, and you need to get reoriented. If you get hit in the head enough, you'll get used to it, but it doesn't stop the sensation. However, if you're ready for it and can brace, have enough adrenaline in your system, or are already so stressed that your brain doesn't even register getting hit, you can avoid the sensation altogether.
        It's basically the same thing with extremely loud noises. Even worse if they're continuous. I've been blinded by a fucker cranking up his shitty mariachi music before and it's hard to explain to a guy that doesn't speak english why you ripped his power cord out of the wall. Luckily however, threatening people with blunt objects transcends all language barriers.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          man that sounds horrible, I'm sorry you have to deal with that anon

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            It's just one of many things that are just "different" about being alive, you don't get used to it but you don't really know any better either. We can only ever make the best with what we've got.

  13. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    what is that, the builder gun from starbound?

  14. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    This is my P08 Luger. This is my ~~*problem*~~ solver right here.

  15. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Gravity is the only one that makes sense. You can't use the portal gun because you don't have moon rocks and the rest of them are just tools or regular weapons.
    The fuck would you even do with a BFG-3000?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >The fuck would you even do with a BFG-3000?
      Seriously fuck something up.
      Once.

  16. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    The Needler is by far the most satisfying weapon to use on that list.

  17. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Get 'em, girl

  18. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    The Halo 2 Needler

  19. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    grav gun, i need to move some shit i cant lift by myself

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      but can the gravity gun lift these feels?

  20. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I still remember seeing this gun for the first time as a kid and thinking it was the tightest shit ever.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        That carnival mission is still the best sniping mission I've ever seen in a video game.
        Back when games didn't spoon feed you what to do and you had to find that sniping vantage point yourself and deal with the cop that keeps showing up and painstakingly plan everything out before taking the shots.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >big dumb bulky stock and simple shapes
      soul

  21. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    goldengun for killing
    gravgun for everything else

  22. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    portal gun is a glorified paperweight without moon dust
    gravity gun it is

  23. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Portal gun is dangerous without surfaces made or coated with moon rock. Chel was basically super lucky whenever she used it on other surfaces like concrete.

  24. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    needler, my beloved.

  25. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    If unlimited ammo I take BFG, if not gravgun

  26. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    for me, it's the deagle brand deagle

  27. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    a gun is a tool, different guns serve different purposes
    if life goes on as usual and i dont live in a giant house made of moonrock panels then grav is the only choise

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