64 thoughts on “>*CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG*”

  1. Dust settles on my face
    Without a compass
    The soldier knows no disgrace

    Out of the ashes
    The eagle rises still
    Freedom is calling
    To all men who bend their will

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  2. >Try this game
    >First boss fight
    >Giant metal gear ray
    >Whittle its health down to nothing
    >Suddenly an arm launches at me and a quick time is prompted
    >Suddenly hear singing
    >"RULLLLLLEEEEEEEESSSSS OF NATTTTTTTTTUREEEEE"
    >Raiden proceeds to throw a 1,000 tonne tank into the air with very little effort

    Turned it off after that and uninstalled

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  3. HERE I AM!
    Dirty and faceless
    Waiting to heed your instruction

    On my own
    Invisible warrior
    I AM A WIND OF D E S T R U C T I O N !!!

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    • HERE I AM!
      Dirty and faceless
      Waiting to heed your instruction

      On my own
      Invisible warrior
      I AM A WIND OF D E S T R U C T I O N !!!

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    • Who would even make it? I fear current Platinum wouldn’t come even close to matching the greatness of the original game.
      I fear that the window for it is gone, forever, and any sequel we do get will be extremely disappointing now.

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  4. >mash light and/or heavy buttons
    >jump to avoid damage
    >do QTE if available

    Every action game is exactly the same. Yes, even MGR. Stop trying to parry Monsoon like a retard and time your jumps.

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    • RED GASH

      RED GASH IS THE ASKING PRICE

      RED GASH

      RED GASH IS THE ASKING PRICE
      THEY PROMISED RAYS OF GLORIOUS SUNSHINE

      ALL I’VE GOT IS A BLOOD RED BLIGHT

      NOW THE HETEROS SLOWLY RETREAT TO THE SHADOWS – OUT OF SIGHT

      CRIPPLED HEALTH AND A DEBT OF MOUNTAINS

      NOW I CAN’T EVEN ATTRACT A GAY

      NEED PERSISTENCE TO KEEP THE WOUND FROM HEALING – DAY BY DAY
      ONLY GASH IS WITH US NOW

      MISLEADING BROCHURE

      SAID THERE’S PEACE WITHIN MYSELF

      FORTY PERCENT TO CURE
      WHEN THE WIND IS SLOW AND THE FIRE’S HOT

      EVEN MY PET CAN SMELL THE ROT

      "CALL ME PRETTY, NO MORE DICKY"
      THIS IS NATURE’S SACRIFICE
      WHEN SOME FLESH FALLS THROUGH THE EIGHT INCH LONG CRACK

      YOU’LL FIND THE SKIN TAKEN FROM MY BACK
      WHEN THE URGE HITS

      YOU SHOULD NOT FORGET
      RED GASH IS THE ASKING PRICE

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