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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DEAD-ON!

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *boo womp*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    RED SUN
    RED SUN OVER PARADISE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      RED GASH

      RED GASH IS THE ASKING PRICE

      RED GASH

      RED GASH IS THE ASKING PRICE
      THEY PROMISED RAYS OF GLORIOUS SUNSHINE

      ALL I'VE GOT IS A BLOOD RED BLIGHT

      NOW THE HETEROS SLOWLY RETREAT TO THE SHADOWS - OUT OF SIGHT

      CRIPPLED HEALTH AND A DEBT OF MOUNTAINS

      NOW I CAN'T EVEN ATTRACT A GAY

      NEED PERSISTENCE TO KEEP THE WOUND FROM HEALING - DAY BY DAY
      ONLY GASH IS WITH US NOW

      MISLEADING BROCHURE

      SAID THERE'S PEACE WITHIN MYSELF

      FORTY PERCENT TO CURE
      WHEN THE WIND IS SLOW AND THE FIRE'S HOT

      EVEN MY PET CAN SMELL THE ROT

      "CALL ME PRETTY, NO MORE DICKY"
      THIS IS NATURE'S SACRIFICE
      WHEN SOME FLESH FALLS THROUGH THE EIGHT INCH LONG CRACK

      YOU'LL FIND THE SKIN TAKEN FROM MY BACK
      WHEN THE URGE HITS

      YOU SHOULD NOT FORGET
      RED GASH IS THE ASKING PRICE

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >MISLEADING BROCHURE
        Fricking kek

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WE'LL RETURN TO ASHES ONE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'M FRICKIN, INVISABLE!

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BULLSEYE

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mash light and/or heavy buttons
    >jump to avoid damage
    >do QTE if available

    Every action game is exactly the same. Yes, even MGR. Stop trying to parry Monsoon like a moron and time your jumps.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>jump to avoid damage
      Lmaoshitter. You definitely played on ez

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Or just parry? It isn't difficult unless you're mentally deficient.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >8 years
    >still no sequel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Does it need one? It would be pretty hard to top. I'd almost prefer Platinum making some other MGS series.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah not really
        Personally I just want a game that plays similarly but with some new/different mechanics

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who would even make it? I fear current Platinum wouldn't come even close to matching the greatness of the original game.
      I fear that the window for it is gone, forever, and any sequel we do get will be extremely disappointing now.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THERE WILL BE
    BLOOD
    SHED
    THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD
    THE ONLY ONE
    LEFT
    WILL RIDE UPON THE DRAGON'S BACK

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      BECAUSE THE MOUNTAINS DON'T GIVE BACK WHAT THEY TAKE
      OH NO

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        THERE WILL BE
        BLOOD
        SHED
        IT'S THE ONLY THING I'VE EVER KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HERE I AM
    DIRTY AND FACELESS

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HERE I AM!
    Dirty and faceless
    Waiting to heed your instruction

    On my own
    Invisible warrior
    I AM A WIND OF D E S T R U C T I O N !!!

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Try this game
    >First boss fight
    >Giant metal gear ray
    >Whittle its health down to nothing
    >Suddenly an arm launches at me and a quick time is prompted
    >Suddenly hear singing
    >"RULLLLLLEEEEEEEESSSSS OF NATTTTTTTTTUREEEEE"
    >Raiden proceeds to throw a 1,000 tonne tank into the air with very little effort

    Turned it off after that and uninstalled

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nano-machined hands made this post

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >unrealistic game bad >:(

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because you knew that nothing could ever top it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You might want to tell your parents that you're gay sooner rather than later, anon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they probably figured it out when they saw him playingakjv2 mgr

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd uninstall too, knowing it's way too kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you don't find joy in things that are obnoxiously cool and bad ass then you're probably too low test

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want Blade Mode in more games. And high frequency blades are badass.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HARD DRIVE IS BROKEN
    PRESS CONFERENCE UNSPOKEN

    THE PlayStation 5 HAS NO GAAAAAAAMES

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    STANDING HERE
    I REALIZE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME
      TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dust settles on my face
    Without a compass
    The soldier knows no disgrace

    Out of the ashes
    The eagle rises still
    Freedom is calling
    To all men who bend their will

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO GET OUR CAUSE
      BUT YOU'LL DIE FOR IT ALL THE SAME!

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The MGR soundtrack would absolutely bang in sound voltex

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YOU SHOULD KNOW
    THAT A SOUL
    CANT BE CUT
    CANT BE CUT

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME HAAAAAAAAAAAAVE CHAAAAAAANGED

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Give me a reasonable experience Jack

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Just like my preferred period of history, the years before September 11th 2001.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >historical determinism is the truth. Faith is serious

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MEMORIES BROKEN
    THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAAAAME

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I DON'T KNOW THE SEASON
        OR WHAT IS THE REASON

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP

    WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ALLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVEEE!!!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ALIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >90% of thread are morons who post le whacky lyrics
    Nice 'game'

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