The movie is stunning visually. The costumes and prop designs look fantastic. The dialogue is believable and not anachronistic. King Baldwin is one of the coolest characters in the movie. There isn't any shitty CG and the soundtrack is well composed. What are your issues with the film?
1 year ago
Anonymous
my issues is that im a history nerd and it pissed me off
1 year ago
Anonymous
I can understand that. Historical inaccuracies in movies can be very annoying, especially if you are very familiar with the era and background that the film takes place in. I have many problems with The Patriot and Apocalytpo because of that. Those movies are also well made because Mel Gibson is a good storyteller, you can just tell from his movies that he doesn't give a frick about the history. He just wanted to tell a cool story with epic moments.
>What are your issues with the film?
i love kingdom of heaven, especially the asethtics, but cmon Orlando bloom and that one chick that shows her breasts in every movie she's in are pretty fricking cringe. Especially Balian being a literal Gary Stu reluctant hero with his totally believeable humility during his ending meeting lionheart or longshanks whoever it was.
balian is a pretty meh character. I agree with that.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>What are your issues with the film?
i love kingdom of heaven, especially the asethtics, but cmon Orlando bloom and that one chick that shows her breasts in every movie she's in are pretty fricking cringe. Especially Balian being a literal Gary Stu reluctant hero with his totally believeable humility during his ending meeting lionheart or longshanks whoever it was.
>very first 2 seconds >knight charges up his sword into a whirlwind attack >slows down his arm as he approaches the dude >dude instantly kills him and the knight's attack doesn't even go through
Fricking bullshit, he already committed to the attack. Even if he did get hit like that, his arm would still go forward because of the momentum and likely hit the guy attacking him. Such a piece of shit from the very start of it all.
why is 'world' music and internationalism in general always centered on kumbaya afrika drum circle bullshit?
For instance, there is no 'world music' more based than shit like Armenian 6/8, Georgian Polyphony, Balkan odd time signatures and arabic percussion, yet we always get kumbaya afrika land of smiles bullshit.
ITS BULLSHIT
The existence of africans is literally subsidised by the rest of the world, for what? They produce NOTHING.
Their wakawaka afroboat ISNT THAT GREAT, certainly not as good as exponentially more complex folk cultures all around the world everywhere other than africa.
by what metric? The middle class, especially upper middle class of these countries live better lives than most of the west, even if they arent a large percent of the population.
Westerners live to see their children prostituted, their entire societies indoctrinated by israeli programming from USA media and most go on to live SSRI fueled soulless lives of consumption and atheistic nihilism. Just like Africans. Except they do it because they are literally mentally deficient.
1 year ago
Anonymous
lmfao, where are you from anon?
im gonna assume it's either armenia or serbia
1 year ago
Anonymous
>lives than most of the west,
Lel, stop being delusional. Middle east is a shithole and Eastern Europe has a war right now. Americans live better than 99% of countries.
1 year ago
Anonymous
americans live more comfortable*
even Germans understand the good life better than you despite how insanely austere they are.
You live in a country founded on delusion since the end of 1945. Like a twisted Disneyland theme park if it was an entire country.
Funny you have such strong opinions about middle east when most of the arab peninsula lives most like you too: hajis in disneyland
1 year ago
Anonymous
What delusions? America is one of the most powerful and richest countries in earth, that is reality. Arabs don't come close and neither does your country
1 year ago
Anonymous
he's making me cringe so hard
im an arab, i migrated a long time ago
he's a delusional fricking moron who probably lives in the west and shits on it or was born to immigrant parents in the west and is having an edgy phase
there are so many morons like him, it makes me cringe about my first language (arabic)
1 year ago
Anonymous
you live in a soulless country with soulless people and cope by thinking you are happier making money to buy new iphone order uber eats, and see new blue alien movie
1 year ago
Anonymous
man shut your ass up يا خرا
grow the frick up, stop being delusional, our countries suck and the west is atleast a thousand years ahead of us in every fricking aspect
you stupid fricking mongoloid
1 year ago
Anonymous
who's 'us' kelb goatfricking sandBlack person?
funny being called a mongoloid by a sand type africa Black person. waka waka
1 year ago
Anonymous
homie you are a third worlder shitting on the west
wake up from your fricking delusional fantasyland already, you're fricking moronic
1 year ago
Anonymous
hehe, you have no idea who you are speaking to.
also I said 'disneyland', not fantasyland. Please audit before making your pitiful >no u
baby retorts
so civ, huh guys?
Man for a pacifist that Ghandi fella sure does like going to war...
1 year ago
Anonymous
embarassing
1 year ago
Anonymous
nta but you're just embarassing yourself at this point
I'd leave the thread if I were you
>the embaroosser
1 year ago
Anonymous
two different people replying to you there, but yes
two people agree you are embarassing
1 year ago
Anonymous
Good morning sir
1 year ago
Anonymous
>most powerful
doesnt benefit you except you dont get invaded or terrorised (sometimes) >richest
again, not you, although the US does have a huge middle class. Still the middle class of other countries still lead better lives because they are still in touch with reality, even if its a smaller contingent.
How many of these 'rich and powerful' americans are even spending christmas with their family this weekend? Hmmmm..... Hope you're not democrat LEL
1 year ago
Anonymous
What does "being in touch with reality" even mean? Less mass media? Sure, American normalgays are more gullible than Europeans, Asians, Africans and Latin Americans, I'll admit that much
1 year ago
Anonymous
okay third worlder
1 year ago
Anonymous
the baltics, you mean. there's no such thing called eastern europe. those slavic c**ts aren't european no matter how much they kvetch about it.
Because that's what globalism wants for the world, a worldwide brown mongrel race with mainly african ancestry that is easily controlled by a certain group.
africa has endless resources and nature. fruit just randomly grows off of trees all over the place. there are tons of animals around to eat, as well. also, africa is pretty crazy fricking big, so lots of places to spread out. one can semi-easily survive in the wild in africa. easily, maybe even, if one knows a survival skill or two. all those pictures of sad skinny Black person kids in those blaxploitation pictures are just kids who are starved by their parents on purpose, in order to get stupid european peoples' money. dudes who have worked in africa as ngo's have blown the whistle on this scam dozens of times.
it's the fricking truth and you know it. if Black folk are starving over there, it due to two reasons and two reasons only: they starve themselves on purpose to get our money or it's because they breed like locusts and have zero desire to live in harmony with nature.
they have droughts and floods? so what? this proves nothing. they have dry seasons and wet seasons, the frick is your point? it's like that everywhere on the planet. anyways, frick the Black folk. they're not getting a fricking cent from me.
I will say that the leaders are very expressive, which is nice. Maybe that's the tradeoff with a less realistic style.
Anyway, half the reson I play Civ is because the magnitude of building your empire is very comfy. Playing 5 it really feels like you're going through the ages, with all the art, inventions, quotes etc. Beautiful.
Civ 6 doesn't feel grandiose at all.
god Cleo is schizo incarnate >agenda: likes leaders who have bigger military than her >meanwhile she builds largest army for no reason
for me it is Gitarja
Great, now play your racism sim on the go.
Paradox games are racism sims. Civ games are "we wuz" incarnate
for Christmas I asked Santa if you could fricking die
Is that Sallahuaddin? Bismillah.
What is Jerusalem worth, bros?
I usually rush and sacrifice most of my unites to capture Jerusalem as fast as possible in any strategy game
What garbage is it?
>has never seen Kingdom of Heaven
your life is a dark one, anon.
This awful fight scene isnt very convincing
what's wrong with it?
he was the hero, so the director had to let him win, somehow.
kingdom of heaven fricking sucks man, get better taste
The movie is stunning visually. The costumes and prop designs look fantastic. The dialogue is believable and not anachronistic. King Baldwin is one of the coolest characters in the movie. There isn't any shitty CG and the soundtrack is well composed. What are your issues with the film?
my issues is that im a history nerd and it pissed me off
I can understand that. Historical inaccuracies in movies can be very annoying, especially if you are very familiar with the era and background that the film takes place in. I have many problems with The Patriot and Apocalytpo because of that. Those movies are also well made because Mel Gibson is a good storyteller, you can just tell from his movies that he doesn't give a frick about the history. He just wanted to tell a cool story with epic moments.
balian is a pretty meh character. I agree with that.
>What are your issues with the film?
i love kingdom of heaven, especially the asethtics, but cmon Orlando bloom and that one chick that shows her breasts in every movie she's in are pretty fricking cringe. Especially Balian being a literal Gary Stu reluctant hero with his totally believeable humility during his ending meeting lionheart or longshanks whoever it was.
more cuts than a 2000s scene girls thigh jfc streetshitter garbage
>very first 2 seconds
>knight charges up his sword into a whirlwind attack
>slows down his arm as he approaches the dude
>dude instantly kills him and the knight's attack doesn't even go through
Fricking bullshit, he already committed to the attack. Even if he did get hit like that, his arm would still go forward because of the momentum and likely hit the guy attacking him. Such a piece of shit from the very start of it all.
extremely based movie (up until the last third when it becomes generic hollywood)
Nothing
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Everything
FINALLY
Salam aleikum
And God be with you
Based bait
>Baba Yetu uliye mbinguni, Jina lako litukuzwe;
>Ufalme wako ufike,
>Utakalo lifanyike
>Duniani kama mbinguni.
>Utupe leo mkate wetu wa kila siku,
>Utusamehe makosa yetu,
>Kama nasi tunavyowasamehe waliotukosea.
>Usitutie katika kishawishi,
>Lakini utuopoe maovuni.
>Amina.
>samina samina eh eh, waka waka eeeh eeeh
>samina samina sam saniqua
>isaya aqua
why is 'world' music and internationalism in general always centered on kumbaya afrika drum circle bullshit?
For instance, there is no 'world music' more based than shit like Armenian 6/8, Georgian Polyphony, Balkan odd time signatures and arabic percussion, yet we always get kumbaya afrika land of smiles bullshit.
ITS BULLSHIT
The existence of africans is literally subsidised by the rest of the world, for what? They produce NOTHING.
Their wakawaka afroboat ISNT THAT GREAT, certainly not as good as exponentially more complex folk cultures all around the world everywhere other than africa.
>UBaba Yetu ungumAfrikan
lesi sidoda esibi
jews
Because that’s where the roots of the human race are, anon. That’s where we all come from.
>Out of Africa theory
>in 2011+11
I shiggy
hey not him and this is my first post on this thread, but can you frick off to /misc/ or /x/ or whatever shithole you crawled out of?
took me a while
Source: dude trust me
All mitochondrial and y chromosome gene flow points towards Africa
it doesnt matter if they dont have a source, they are too moronic and won't admit they are wrong
The Bible says everyone came from Asia, so that's what happened.
Liar. Humanity comes from Mesopotamia.
I thought channers were held to a higher standard than this. Not even good trolling.
debunked
back to israeliteddit
personally i subscribe to the Kurgan theory so,
HRRRRMMMMM
the "out of africa" theory has never been proven.
debunked
i dont know about those shitholes you mentioned in particular, but there is some nice arabic/indian themed music in the games
it's pretty nice
>i dont know about those shitholes you mentioned in particular
lil bro, wtf do you know about anything outside the USA? lel
im not american, but all the countries he mentioned are shitholes
its funny you say that to me considering i live an expat livestyle too
by what metric? The middle class, especially upper middle class of these countries live better lives than most of the west, even if they arent a large percent of the population.
Westerners live to see their children prostituted, their entire societies indoctrinated by israeli programming from USA media and most go on to live SSRI fueled soulless lives of consumption and atheistic nihilism. Just like Africans. Except they do it because they are literally mentally deficient.
lmfao, where are you from anon?
im gonna assume it's either armenia or serbia
>lives than most of the west,
Lel, stop being delusional. Middle east is a shithole and Eastern Europe has a war right now. Americans live better than 99% of countries.
americans live more comfortable*
even Germans understand the good life better than you despite how insanely austere they are.
You live in a country founded on delusion since the end of 1945. Like a twisted Disneyland theme park if it was an entire country.
Funny you have such strong opinions about middle east when most of the arab peninsula lives most like you too: hajis in disneyland
What delusions? America is one of the most powerful and richest countries in earth, that is reality. Arabs don't come close and neither does your country
he's making me cringe so hard
im an arab, i migrated a long time ago
he's a delusional fricking moron who probably lives in the west and shits on it or was born to immigrant parents in the west and is having an edgy phase
there are so many morons like him, it makes me cringe about my first language (arabic)
you live in a soulless country with soulless people and cope by thinking you are happier making money to buy new iphone order uber eats, and see new blue alien movie
man shut your ass up يا خرا
grow the frick up, stop being delusional, our countries suck and the west is atleast a thousand years ahead of us in every fricking aspect
you stupid fricking mongoloid
who's 'us' kelb goatfricking sandBlack person?
funny being called a mongoloid by a sand type africa Black person. waka waka
homie you are a third worlder shitting on the west
wake up from your fricking delusional fantasyland already, you're fricking moronic
hehe, you have no idea who you are speaking to.
also I said 'disneyland', not fantasyland. Please audit before making your pitiful
>no u
baby retorts
so civ, huh guys?
Man for a pacifist that Ghandi fella sure does like going to war...
embarassing
>the embaroosser
two different people replying to you there, but yes
two people agree you are embarassing
Good morning sir
>most powerful
doesnt benefit you except you dont get invaded or terrorised (sometimes)
>richest
again, not you, although the US does have a huge middle class. Still the middle class of other countries still lead better lives because they are still in touch with reality, even if its a smaller contingent.
How many of these 'rich and powerful' americans are even spending christmas with their family this weekend? Hmmmm..... Hope you're not democrat LEL
What does "being in touch with reality" even mean? Less mass media? Sure, American normalgays are more gullible than Europeans, Asians, Africans and Latin Americans, I'll admit that much
okay third worlder
the baltics, you mean. there's no such thing called eastern europe. those slavic c**ts aren't european no matter how much they kvetch about it.
Expat life is pretty pathetic in general, even if you're making good money.
t. ex-expat
im happy though
Because that's what globalism wants for the world, a worldwide brown mongrel race with mainly african ancestry that is easily controlled by a certain group.
Whites are way easier to control
Stop seething you homosexual
homosexual, get better taste in international interests.
The NGOs lied to you, africa is a shithole and thy are not happy go lucky people.
>gets told to stop seething
>seethes more
Its a video game song you schizophrenic maggot and its a classic. Why are you bringing up Africa?
nta but you're a moronic brainlet lol
remove yourself from life
literally to dumb to breathe
>ESL shitter telling me I'm a brainlet
I know. Its rent free at its purest.
hes mad cuz the song is in swahili
>Why are you bringing up Africa?
lel, NA education everybody.
How does a game like civ even appeal to someone like you?
>video game swahili song
>lets talk about why africa is so bad
Its mental illness from you at this point.
i donä't think you even grasp the actual contention from the get-go, brainlet. Stay on the porch.
>ESL is still going
>he fell for my umlaut typo deliberately left as is ruse
DEVILISH
>I was pretending to be moronic
nta but you're just embarassing yourself at this point
I'd leave the thread if I were you
playing with my food at this point, but I must insist you stop. You're beginning to shit up the thread now. Don't @ me
You have already shat it up.
africa has endless resources and nature. fruit just randomly grows off of trees all over the place. there are tons of animals around to eat, as well. also, africa is pretty crazy fricking big, so lots of places to spread out. one can semi-easily survive in the wild in africa. easily, maybe even, if one knows a survival skill or two. all those pictures of sad skinny Black person kids in those blaxploitation pictures are just kids who are starved by their parents on purpose, in order to get stupid european peoples' money. dudes who have worked in africa as ngo's have blown the whistle on this scam dozens of times.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHA AHAHHA HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
it's the fricking truth and you know it. if Black folk are starving over there, it due to two reasons and two reasons only: they starve themselves on purpose to get our money or it's because they breed like locusts and have zero desire to live in harmony with nature.
anyways im done laughing, here (you) go
they have droughts and floods? so what? this proves nothing. they have dry seasons and wet seasons, the frick is your point? it's like that everywhere on the planet. anyways, frick the Black folk. they're not getting a fricking cent from me.
>still continues to know nothing about africa
oh and have floods too
>whypipo getting mad the world doesnt revolve around them again
ok
I have Civ IV induced PTSD of this guy
NOTHING can defeat his doomstacks
HE KNOWS WHERE YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT
Once Fall From Heaven 2 released I never went back to vanilla Civ 4
Civ 4 fricking freezes and ctds becaues of memory allocation.
I tried this method of giving the .exe more than 2gbs, but then I noticed it was already ctivaeed.
I want to play realism Invictus so bad, on a large map as well, but it is unplayable.
Fricking sucks man,
Civ 6 still has issue playing big maps. I lost several playthrough using yet another maps mod to extend the map and factions
Yeah but with civ4 it literally ctds after 4 - 5 turns
completely unplayable
and playing on small maps with 2 - 3 ai is just not worth it
civ 4 seriously needs a fricking remaster, it's unplayable nowadays
>Yeah but with civ4 it literally ctds after 4 - 5 turns
Well it is a gamebryo game...
>i'm looking for INTIMATE relationships with other leaders, if you catch my drift
she died fricking a horse
I guess no other 18th century leader of europe was up to the task
Dying the way she lived.
Proof?
thats just what middle easterners look like.
So why did you post civ 4 where leaders didn't look much like caricatures?
Fall from heaven mod for civ 6 when
>So why did you post civ 4 where leaders didn't look much like caricatures?
AHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHA
Civ iv with hd capable ui is all I want bros.
that's not Civ 6
don't forget all the pandering to the feminists. civ4 was the last good civ.
I always thought that Justinian is a woman in civ4
Why the frick is Civ 6 so difficult? I used to breeze through diety on V but I just managed to win once on Emperor on VI.
Is this bait? 6 is easier
Everyone seems to research like crazy.
civ 6 is weird, hes not the first one i heard saying that
I will say that the leaders are very expressive, which is nice. Maybe that's the tradeoff with a less realistic style.
Anyway, half the reson I play Civ is because the magnitude of building your empire is very comfy. Playing 5 it really feels like you're going through the ages, with all the art, inventions, quotes etc. Beautiful.
Civ 6 doesn't feel grandiose at all.
>hurr durr you can't say 6 look bad because 4 use expressive art style too
4 had style and grace. 6 is literal soulless by-the-numbers corpo slop
would you rather have "realistic" graphics that look like shit in 5 years?
what happened to gameplay over graphics you gay?
god damn i feel drained as hell, just finished gooning to the queen and i see a thinly veiled civ 4 thread on Ganker. christmas really did cum early
straight up upgrades compared to their original leaders
wts is wrong with suleiman
onion deflated
>the anime
>the Netflix adaptation
when
Yeah yeah sure whatever...
Now post Cleopatra or someone else who needs to be conquered.
god Cleo is schizo incarnate
>agenda: likes leaders who have bigger military than her
>meanwhile she builds largest army for no reason
for me it is Gitarja