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Gameplay overview next week. Hopes? Fears? Expectations?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's one zesty homie!

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is she kneeling like that in front of him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Common thing with gorillas to show you're not aggressive

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's the ideal stance to receive BBC

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Assassins Creed: Black gay

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game will make BMAF the most popular pairing worldwide in 2024

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      frick off swarthy chode boy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong playa, it's BMAM.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this game better be good. Im actually thinking this will be the first Ass Creed I ever play. No Joke.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No you’re not, don’t start this bullshit OP.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Im 100 percent for real. My sister loves the series but I honestly never saw the point. I played BotW and everyone says it's basically the same thing, and then this game is set in old Japan which I think is really cool, reminds me of techu. Yeah, I am probably going to pick this one up...when it's on sale lel.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Start with 1 and stop with Black Flag. There is no hope for this game. The series died with Unity and the pseudo RPG games are just its mangled corpse being paraded around and shocked with a car battery to simulate movement. No I’m not exaggerating it’s that bad. Don’t waste your time.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Just because nu-creed abandons classic pure stealth assassination doesn't mean it's not fun, it's just a different genre
            Also
            >Start with 1
            Opinion discarded

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              not saying you're a ubishill, but you post like a ubishill and have opinions that a ubishill would have.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I’ve never played before
              >posts shit showing he’s played before
              Why such a homosexual OP
              >inb4 not him
              If that were the case you would have said so.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yasuke wasn't actually a samurai, you know.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was now.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        jews rewrite history

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This just isn't accurate. He was a Kosho (closer to a squire) and only had the right to wear a single sword, likely a wakazashi or tanto, not the daito which was the mark of the full status as a "samurai". I know that the usual suspects are going to claim that any sort of bushi class were "samurai" but its not like he was a hatamoto with two swords like Anjin/Adams.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yosuke is shitty Sekiro clone combat with overly generous timings and far too much cushion for failure.
    Ninja is generic Asscreed combat with 1-button counters that chain into instant kills forever.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just hope unity style parkour makes a return. The nog's inclusion was unfortunate but this might be the first AC in a long while that I'll consider pirating. I'll never tire of Feudal Japan slop

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really doubt it's going to be anything different than the other games of the "rpg era", so
    Visually beautiful open world that's full of useless Ubislop bloat and repetitive activities
    Story that is inoffensive and boring at best, will probably be twice as long as it should be
    Combat that poses zero challenge or depth so that the normies can feel badass when they play
    Despite promises, the same crappy stealth and climbing systems all the newer games have
    Conclusion: might be worth picking up when it's 80% off

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not gonna play it so I don't care, but it's really dumb that they made a black dude the main character. that's legitimately fricking atrociously stupid. it's not racist to say that and I'm not a nazi.

    personally I think they should've skipped sengoku period and moved onto post sengoku edo period, and if they really needed to have 'muh representation' they could've had a korean native as the assassin whose family was killed during the japanese invasion of korea and who vows to get revenge or whatever. you know, a story similar to ezio. they could've had you join the japanese assassins, who were working to stop a plot by toyotomi hideyoshi, who wanted to go on a military tour in china to overthrow the ming dynasty and occupy a special temple that houses their magical mcguffin. only later do you find that the tokugawa shogunate is working with the templars in order to achieve this objective, foreigners (white men) from the east who promise peace and prosperity in exchange for the japanese government's assistance in this matter.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it the first modern Asscreed where you can actually play as an assassin or are they continuing with the rpg formula

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You could switch between the two
      Yasuke for combat and the girl assassin for stealh
      Not sure if it's going to be good since they already revealed that it's going to be RPG-lite like Origins and the rest

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You’d have to be brain dead to think modern ubisoft will make anything but a boring stinker.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's more like AC Odyssey but with one stab assassination's, it's gonna be alright. But Ubisoft can't copy old games as proved by Skull and Bones. They will try to be "unique and innovative".

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If it's more*
      ESL moment.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hopes
    Combat on par with brotherhood-iv
    >Fears
    Combat is mirage spin to win 1 set of animations tier and shitty fricking teleport stabs

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Recruit villages/Villagers
    Simple crafting system
    Fun weapons
    Something like brotherhood

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my boy should have been the ninja because blacks are harder to see in the dark

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He can't do social stealth. Everyone will look at him for his skin

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's gonna destroy her butthole with his BBC

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope the game doesn't turn out to be another AC Syndicate where the girl only gets a handful of missions and you're forced to play most of the game as the Black person.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The villain will be William Adams, Grand Wizard of the Templar Order.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just want the assassinations to be assassinations like they used to be. The setting is kino and has lots of potential. Here's hoping they don't frick it up too much

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to see them learn from everything they did in past games (ie Valhalla actually had great QoL features compared to previous games, no RNG drop bullshit looter shooter, and a great amount of free updates and content) and take a big step forward if they're going to claim this game is worth it.

    They're claiming that they HAD to break with tradition for not playing historical characters and instead just meeting them, they HAD to make a black guy in a game where stealth is a factor yet cannot in any way work in this setting etc...so what' the end game there are three possibilities
    >They did this because they got scooped by Ghost of Tsushima and Nioh and had no way to tell a unique story that wouldn't he compared , so they went with BLACK GUY GAME ARENT WE SO UNIQUE
    >The twitter stereotype contingent who got really annoyed within Ubi and were salty about playerss choosing Alexios in Odyssey and Male Eivor/Havi in Valhalla, are basically grabbing control and are like FINE YOU HAVE TO PLAY A BLACK GUY OR A WOMAN TAKE THAT CHUD
    >They really have a unique approach to the story and gameplay that justifies all the changes
    I'm skeptical to say the least

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Fears?
    That we are going to get months of paid shilling from Ubisoft and unpaid shilling from reddit and discord leftist morons

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