Come each of you to confess awful sins you've done in or to /tg/ related games. Things you are not proud of.
Come each of you to confess awful sins you've done in or to?
Come each of you to confess awful sins you've done in or to /tg/ related games. Things you are not proud of.
Played a submissive femboy assassin, like a male and teenager version of Fate Jack. Weirded out everyone at first (cuz it ain’t my fetish and they know it, but I was experimenting). Played him as a honey trap. got it, trap?
After a game or two they just shrugged it off and went on with the game.
I tried D&D 5e and stuck with it for a little over a year.
I cheated in my players' favor in dice rolls.
I made a character that I thought was cool because it combined the motifs of the original Django with Vampire diaries but I realized partway through the campaign I made a priest who was dragging a child's corpse around in a coffin and that that doesn't read so much as a weird-west concept so much as "my character is a necrophilic pedophile"
I once got pissy and ranged over my online dice rolls not being in my favor
I still want to shoot myself for it
You're the reason the campaign died, Matt. Hope you're happy.
I played We Be Goblins years ago, when I was just starting out playing tabletop Pathfinder. I had the Goblin I was playing, wearing a metal codpiece, knock out a human caravan camp guard by humping her face with the codpiece and then wanted to frag her off as a hostage. I initially wanted to roast her alive and eat her, but that would have taken too long, the DM said. So instead I just slit her throat after.
You are like little baby, My character raped another PC under duress imposed by my other character.
Details?
My group has a lot of campaigns going, it's honestly kind of a mess. One of these campaigns is what I would call fairly standard heroics, if we weren't absolute cowards about it. The system turns very deadly at the drop of a hat, and the game has become something of an exercise in the concept of "an armed society is a polite society".
The second game of relevance is our evil campaign, which takes the form of a bandit gang 4X. I say "bandit", but things went "Fallout 3 raiders" very quickly, because this game shared a setting with the first, and that was how bandits were characterized in that corner of the world, and because we're a bunch of psychotic fucks.
Anyway, it all started with a thought experiment, "Group A gets captured by Group B, wat do?", and the conversation got interesting enough that we decided to do it, both for the "evil alternate timeline" experience, and because it would allow us to have a second instance, however twisted, of these characters that we had grown quite attached to. So, we found a point in Group A's travels that brought them near Group B, picked a point of divergence, and engineered a set of circumstances that placed them in the way of our bandits' next foray, and the weight of bodies we throw around in that game did the rest.
Finally, this brings us to our dramatis personae. My first character was the presumptive leader of Group A, and a man who had been very tried by his time questing. A hunter by trade, he was unaccustomed to being responsible for lives other than his own, nor for living in circumstances where being a morally upright person took genuine effort. He gave a fuck about absolutely everything, and every time those fucks pulled him in opposite directions, a piece of his soul came loose.
My other character was the second-in-command of the bandit gang. A sociopathic manipulator, constantly playing mind games with the rest of the group and setting up webs of contingencies and loyalties to ensure that anyone who moved against her, even if they succeeded, would do so at the price of their own life (or as one of the players put it, "you literally just made a woman"). Such was the price of being the physically weakest member of a group this violent.
Thirdly, we have our victim. One of the hunter's party (her player was the GM of the bandit game, so this could also arguably count as a DMPC), she was possessed of a particular iron will and moral conviction that he appreciated, among other things. Perhaps it was just that she was the only member of the group that was both sexually compatible and he did not have some form of umbrage with (the healer was a right cunt), but he harbored feelings that he declined to act on, due to a combination of being too busy, concerns about inter-party drama, and his own convictions about the sanctity of marriage.
That's not to say it was all sexual, there was plenty of mental and physical abuse mixed in, but our recruitment philosophy amounts to "we will hurt you until you get sick of it and start hurting people back", and on occasion that would wind up with her dragged out into the camp, tied down, and used as a fuckstick for whoever felt like it.
It was on one of these occasions that the hunter stumbled across the scene, and for once in his life, acted decisively, rudely interrupting one of the peons in the middle of his exercise. He might even have gotten away with it, too, if the gang hadn't included an absolute monster of a man that had to be physically restrained when we didn't want him to join a fight. Blindsided and knocked from his feet from the first blow, the hunter likely would have been beaten to death then and there if the crowd drawn by the commotion hadn't included the would-be bandit queen, the only person whom the berserker heeded. Taking control of the scene, she reminded the hunter how the rules of possession worked in the camp: if you can defend it, then it is yours. And with an evil glint in her eye, she instructed him to claim his prize.
There was protestation and begging, mixed with the murderous chuckling of the crowd. They may have set upon him again, but the girl, though all the shit she'd been through, pulled herself together and told him to get it over with before he got himself killed.
What haunted him afterwards, was how easy it was from there. There was crying and apologizing, but very little in the way of hesitation, or maybe he should have just let himself die. She'd had it so much worse than him, and yet she still had the perseverance to endure whatever they threw at her. Because the truth was, there was a deep, dark part of him that had wanted to, and had just needed enough excuses to indulge itself. He would have preferred another time, under different circumstances, but in the end he had surrendered, both to his captors and to himself, and from that moment of weakness, a truly bitter man would begin to take shape.
So, yeah, that's how my character lost his virginity.
I got really horny one night, got up and started writing smut of my one character who got turned into a vampire raping, abusing and enslaving her son.
Rape
Although I never played it, I use every chance I get to piss on D&D 5E. I started this hobby with 3rd Edition and Pathfinder and had such a bad time it made me quit ttrpgs for a while.
Came back when I bought the FFG:EotE beginners box on a whim, and ever since been a perma GM for a variety of systems. I was asked to run 5E a number of times and skimmed the rules every now and then, but always put them away after only a short time. There's just nothing in there that captures my attention, nothing that makes me want to run this mess, just a bunch of things that would be minor annoyances in any other system, if it was to bring at least one interesting element to the table. Further, for some reason WotCs style of writing is just unbearable to me. It's somehow dry and drawn out at the same time, and this combined with the utter lack of redeeming qualities renders me unable to look at this piece of garbage for more than an hour (while I'm used to reading large amounts of technical documentation and standards every day, as part of my profession).
I once ignored a players damage rolls on a monster because I wanted to give the kill to a different player who was having a bad day
Good on you, anon.
I created an AI art thread on /tg/.
I tried pulling an "epic Henderson derailment" in the first campaign I ever played.
I made a parody of one of the other player's character for a Halloween one shot last year.
I made sure to really highlight how big of an asshole they were.
They seethed but no one else seemed to notice that it was a call out.
I abandoned my game of some 20 years because we stopped playing for 6 months. Every week we would still meet up, but wouldn't actually do anything despite the invitation saying "We're playing game".
Today was the last straw. We met up to play Magic and I realized I was the last one to realize that this group was over. My sin is desertion.
i play every game with the idea that i'm going to recruit an autistic harem and i am otherwise unsatisfied
I keep a vial of my cum in the refrigerator to add to my one female player's coffee.
Anon, this is a crime. You might want to not do that.
Counterpoint: It makes my dick hard.
Why are you wasting that instead of pumping it inside her while she sleeps?
I slept at her place a few times, we're physically pretty close but she's a lesbian. I don't think even I am fucked enough to take that step. Touching her while she slept gave me lots of material tho.
You don't need to touch her at all, use that vial with a turkey baster and knock her up.
I once played a ronin-themed character in a campaign once. Her whole basis was that she was framed for a crime she didn't commit, fled her country as a child, and by the time she was nearing her 30s she met and then joined the party since she had nowhere else to go. Absolutely none of that is important and neither is the rest of anything that character did because none of the other players in my group remembered that.
So at some point during the campaign, the party is tasked by their kingdom to voyage to another land. Later on the party comes across the lord of said kingdom. The previous lord died, and his son has taken his place as the current lord... except his son was only barely in the double digits in age. Not even I knew where this was going. At some point in the campaign, we had what we call a "slow session." A couple of players weren't present, and the other players didn't have much ideas for what their characters were going to do. Truthfully, neither did I. Hell, the DM for that matter didn't have much of an idea of what to do during that part of the session.
Then the intrusive thoughts started kicking in and for some unholy reason I listened. I declared that my character was going to visit the lord for the sake of "strengthening relations between kingdoms." By this point whatever the fuck you think is going to happen is what actually happens.
My christmas cake ronin then proceeded to /ss/ the ruler of this land. I don't know if it's good or bad that my DM was degen enough to allow this to happen even if he did say to me something along the lines of "sincerely anon, what the fuck?"
That character would be known solely for that one moment alone and we've all done our best to try and forget it ever happened in the first place. Though that campaign didn't last long after that, the DM moved to another state and then got addicted to League, eventually abandoning TTRPGs together.
Even today, I do not regret a single thing I did that session.
Based /ss/ enjoyer. Cant convince me she didint stay and settle down with him.
Based. I too let my raging /ss/ fetish slip out slightly when I used roll tables and rolled up a widowed elf sorceress with a son and proceeded to helicopter parent him and be very clingy whenever I could as she would go weeks without seeing him. and I also wrote shitty smut about them
Playing 5e, the setting is the lore wotc made. I thought it wouldn't be that bad. I even read one of the novels. It was terrible.
I was and still am wrong. My DM and another player are critical roll fans, gush about new magic card sets, and buy new dice when they roll bad to much.
I hate that I'm to nice to tell them it sucks and I would much rather play GURPS or All flesh must be eaten.. but my DM bought the darksouls ttrpg... so I'm gonna get "busy with other stuff" real soon.
Why do people use modules? Pre-built settings and treat everything like a video game?
I play Delta Green and I just laugh at people who think it is regressive or representing suppressive parts of the US state. Fuck 'em I'm having a good time.
I had to sneeze and I... forgive me, Mozgus, I averted my gaze.
Cancelled next week's game so I can spend some time on a nature hike with my fiancé.
As GM, I hate cancelling games because when I can't be there nobody plays, but I've got a healthy relationship to maintain.
I can't stop temping one of my players with evil options for power, and he keeps biting
Are you me? I can't help myself but give awful deals to my players. one of my players is a chronic retard and cannot help himself, he bargained away his full soul and all morals for 1 strength, a cool sword, and full plate
I had a random lady side character in a VtM one shot, working for the yakuza as production staff in an underground fighting ring, get dragged off for recording the club's bathroom with intent to sell the footage. She never came up again, never showed up in any other sessions and the rest of that one went fine, but I basically jerked it to the thought of her getting sent into prostitution in some fucked up vampire dungeon right after we finished.
Even more unfortunate, after fucking around in Koikatsu to create the image in my head, she has basically become the de-facto target in my head for every manner of bizarre and uncomfortable fetish I already had. Bunch of different versions of her for various imagined settings where "bad end" scenarios take place. I ERP'd with some stranger as her for the first time a few days ago.
So, like, it's not affecting anyone I know, but geez it's kind of weird to be obsessed with this one character.
card?
You’re going to troon out soon, if you didn’t already. You’re stage 4 terminal coomer
I'm curious about these bizarre and uncomfortable fetishes, Anon.
It's vampire player, anon. Turn off your brain and walk away.
Perhaps, but I love being a nosy shit.
Other anon has the right idea
Do you have tiddies to play with, anon?
Once had a serious case of coomerbrain and vented it on incredibly annoying player.
Turned him into a literal furry femboy (dice result flavour) and everything was trying to get to him, even doorknobs.
Worst part, he resisted, but kept playing. Thankfully the game crashed before I did worse things to him.
I ran a Dungeon Crawl Classics game for a bunch of degenerates set in Neolithic Hyperborea. I let the german guy play a ww2 German soldier that crashlanded there in die glocke and was trying to get back to his home timeline...
Also, one of the femboys was playing a cleric of the ancient wind god Yaweh and had a circumcision knife they used as a weapon...
xD
All in all, probably the worst game I have ever run in my life. I ran them through the module frozen in time. Since that module is extremely well designed, we had fun.
i never played D&D, but i can excuse myself with the fact i have no friends+ is hard to get access to the ""nerdier"" tabletop games in my country
I rage quit a game because my character got robbed. I have anger issues and I'm trying to get better about it.