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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kyle Katarn will never be in a Star Wars game again
    Never forget what they took from us

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well you can pretend Andor and Cal Kestis are spiritual successors I guess.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wrote Disney Star Wars off once they dropped the original EU

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Love those games
          [...]
          No

          Yeah I was joking, obviously.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I thought: "Hey, this is good. Now we no longer have to deal with Palpatine cloning himself and some random nobody getting the final kill on him, diminishing the efforts spent in the original trilogy".
          Oh, how wrong I was.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            All they really had to do was adapt the Thrawn trilogy and have Timothy Zahn write the screenplay for all three movies. Sure, there would have been autistic screeching from Lucas over Mara Jade, but they could ignore that.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >autistic screeching from Lucas over Mara Jade
              Wait, Lucas didn't like Mara Jade?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Supposedly he didn't like the authors making her Luke's love interest and allowing the post Empire Jedi to marry and start families

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Funny, it felt like the natural evolution for me, considering that it's literally familial love that is able to redeem Anakin.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I always believed that Lucas took it as a attack on his own writing, given he kept insisting that Jedi are supposed to be emotionally stunted space monks

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Now we no longer have to deal with Palpatine cloning himsel
            They literally took the worst shit from the EU while copying the original trilogy poorly, I've no idea how it made any money.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              It didn't.
              Disney's apparently still in the hole for buying Star Wars.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                The fault of not profiting is on them because of all the mismanagement and muh agenda

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Obviously.
                They should've just re-released all of the original films in theaters and on blu ray, then sat on their hands.
                They've still never released the original trilogy theaterical editions on blu ray.
                Instead they IMMEDIATELY dumped billions of dollars producing and marketing a brand new sequel trilogy that people hated almost as soon as they released.
                >B-But each movie made a billion dollarydoos!
                And Star Wars cost 4 billion dollars to buy for Disney.
                Those movies aren't free to make.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It always gets me how the disney shills always point to dark empire as a defense, when it was pretty widely considered a low point in the EU, but that was just because it was bad, it didn't actively shit on the entire series because it was written before all the prophecy shenanigens.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe it's just hindsight (or lowered standards from Disney Wars), but I don't think Dark Empire was really that bad. If Disney had adapted it for the sequel trilogy it would have been a hell of a lot better than what ultimately happened.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dark Empire at the very least had two things going for it
                1) we didn’t know the details behind Palpatine at the time, so him essentially being a dark side revenant that needed to be purged wasn’t quite as stupid as the mortal man who embodied hubris having such a ridiculous backup plan, or even a backup plan in the first place
                2) the idea was to have Luke learn something from it, even if the reasoning was incredibly dumb.
                Someone somewhere actually had a reason to bring him back and had an idea they wanted to explore, rather than being backed into a narrative corner due to pants on head moronic prior instalments, and being so completely artistically bankrupt that they chose it as a last resort

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Love those games

      Well you can pretend Andor and Cal Kestis are spiritual successors I guess.

      No

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thank Christ, because if he was still being included, he’d be a neutered shell

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY FRICKING SHIT FRICKING DINOSAUR JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FRICK

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't hold it in, I'm gonna say the Jedi words
      O V E R G R O W N

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    OVERGROWN

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    IM A POWERFUL SIT-ACK!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/ro4zB6Z.jpg

      Come. Take her.

      It's funny, they tried really hard to make these two a threat, but they come off as cartoon villains. DF2:JK's villains were significantly better. That being said, none of them were nearly as satisfying to kill as that absolute homosexual Rosh Pennin.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unpopular opinion but Outcast and Academy had pretty stupid shit villians and story

        Dark Forces II > Dark Forces I > Outcast = Academy

        basado

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think that, while they ARE campy, the importance of acted cutscenes is not to be underestimated.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    DARK POWERS BAD

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dark side powers are more useful for a light side run
      >light side is best for a dark side run
      Get off my ass, Luke, if I was going to turn evil I wouldn’t waste my time on powers that are just going to get absorbed

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Dark/light side runs
        Isn't it literally only one bossfight and then an ending dungeon? I'm not sure if it's worth to call that runs.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    *misses*

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It does pretty good damage though, especially in multiplayer.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Using protect and then unloading on those goddamn jetBlack folk is incredibly satisfying

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Primary fire is pinpoint accurate, you shouldn't be using secondary for anything further away than a few meters

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you use force sense, all your shots become 100% accurate FYI

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've completed Academy like 4 times and WHAAAAAAAAT

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          yea thats how most people cheese the atrocious prison escape mission

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            but I liked it...

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            but I liked it...

            I liked that mission too, but more to the point, is there any other cool shit force sense lets you do? I know about dodging shots at level 3.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least it's in-keeping with how it's depicted in the movies.
      >Issue this as the service blaster for basically every soldier in your military across the galaxy
      >Design it to miss 90% of the time
      What did the Empire mean by this?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        How is it the weapon's fault if it misses, it still shoots straight as anything else

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of gay ass name is Kyle

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a name for a bantha herder

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        KOWAKIAN

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jedi Outcast was the worst

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >being a tasteless monkey lizard

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Muh dark side
    No such thing

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's no such thing as the LIGHT side, there's only the force and the dark side.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played the shit out of this game's demo, since it was set in a full level that was totally unique to it

    And it had full console commands that let me spawn in storm troopers and shit to just keep slashing up. I was so easily amused back then.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That mirror floor room was sex

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was actually disappointed when I pirated the game and the demo wasn't one of the levels in it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      god me too, played it maybe 100 times or something

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you really trying when you name your sci fi villain Galak Fyyar?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They did take the Empire Reborn faction from the Crystal Star novel and made them an actual threat.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mind Trick can go up to level 4 with dev commands

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You used to be able to do forcejump level 4 (the huge fast forcejump npcs do on SP) on academy MP with a modified client. Was really fun until servers started patching it.
      Was pretty fun

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember when I first played Outcast as a kid, I used god mode and so got stuck here as you're supposed to lose. I was getting thrown around for a good 10 minutes before realising it and turning god mode off.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking same, young-gamer-me reached for the cheats by default on most games

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The AI could do super jumps that aren't just level 3 or level 4 force jumps and I swear I did it once but I don't know if it was physics collision frickery or an actual input I did

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was probably that one exploit where it accepts forward and left/right inputs simultaneously and applies acceleration for both, I don't remember how it works but it's something like that anyway. Apparently everything built off the Quake 3 engine has it.

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