>comes to America to get a fresh start in America after doing all sorts of crime in Eastern Europe
>proceeds to immediately kill or rob people for a quick buck
>comes to America to get a fresh start in America after doing all sorts of crime in Eastern Europe
Crime pays more in America
wasn't he ex-military?
he was a child soldier
He doesn't know how to do anything else and he's an illegal so nobody will hire him. Plus the only reason he gets involved with crime is because his cousin is being threatened by bad men.
>he's an illegal so nobody will hire him
Anon he is in America. There are multiple sectors that hire undocumented. Restaurants, construction, hospitality, mechanics, electricians, landscape, factory work, farm work, etc, etc, etc.
Yeah somehow I don't think an ex soldier is gonna be washing dishes in some shit hole in nyc
ignore the double America in the sentence
it had the best bro in the series
i love this literal bro like you wouldn't believe
the true homie
One love
My coworker is literally Jacob. He is also as dependable. Though a lazy bastard when he is able to be, you will NEVER feel like you have to make sure he did the thing. He always did.
>come to Los Santos to get a fresh start after doing all sorts of crime in the Midwest
>proceeds to immediately kill or rob people for a quick buck
>immediately
Wrong, he stays legit for like 10 years until his slut wife fucks it up.
>constantly fuck hookers
>wife fucks basedboy
>demolish home of a drug kingpin in confusion
>get beaten in the ass by more powerful motherfucker
>somehow not my own fault
You are white and a sexist, dont even reply to me and.
>constantly fuck hookers
Is this canon?
Amanda was a hooker/stripper he had to marry because she got knocked up.
Sometimes when you switch to his character, he'll be walking out of a motel's driveway implying he pussied out or met up with another hooker
At one point Amanda or the shrink brings it up. I found it really odd because not once did I get a hooker in my car because I couldn't think of any benefits you could get like in previous GTA games.
really random question but I'm choosing between GTA V and Bloodborne or DS3 on PS4. what should I get?
bloodborne no question
thanks. I was thinking the same. There's no PS4 without Bloodborne
Bloodborne. Rest is garbage.
Wouldn't Bloodborne be the only sensible choice?
It's the only thing you can't experience elsewhere and I don't even care about From.
That is assuming that anon has other systems.
yes it is. getting a PS4 without Bloodborne (and maybe Knack, Killzone, Resistance) is stupid. and even in general BB is a great game while GTA V is an overhyped mediocre game.
I don't I have a PS4, PS3, 360 and the rest are 6th gen and older.
lmao no thanks. Besides, slavic women are hotter than nordic women
What do you like? If you like souls stuff then bloodborne of the two you mentioned. But if you want open world stuff and prefer a more realistic setting than fantasy, plus driving and guns and shit, then GTAV
the worst combat of any souls game. you're better off spending money on sekiro.
>Worst GTA
>Dark Souls but worse performance
>Dark souls but old
What a choice.
I already played DeS and DS1. I can't find DS2 so it's between BB and DS3.
IIRC they had an agreement about basically having an open relationship, but never bringing strangers home to fuck in their own bed
So yeah, it's still the wife's fault for not honouring the agreement
This game went to shit the moment you start working for madrazzo instead of killing him.
yup, sounds like the modern immigrant. except he wasn't brown
I played the whole game without committing any crimes outside of mandatory ones.
The story is actually really good if you do that.
Nico constantly complains about having to commit the crimes.
Thats not even the worst part, the worst part is he does it for someone he doesn't even know. He starts doing hits for that jamaican after less than 5 minutes of talking. The whole game has characters acting nonsensical. Nico constantly express extreme loyalty to people he barely knows. He constantly shifts from maniac to voice of reason. The whole game is schizophrenic, its like every other mission writes Niko as a new character.
wasn't he a criminal too?
Immigrants can only scrape the bottom of the barrel for jobs without a visa or a citizenship
GTA never had coherent narratives.
3 feels like a collection of random movie references with zero connection between them, then they started giving the MCs personalities that don't fit the things you actually do in the game at all.
>feels like a collection of random movie references with zero connection between them, then they started giving the MCs personalities that don't fit the things you actually do in the game at all.
Congrats, you just described every the writing in every GTA game for the last 20 years.
Well, he tried being a taxi driver but his stupid cousin made him get into mafia and Russian drug gangs instead
I thought America was made for crime
>first gf turned out to be a glowie agent
Was fucking him part of her cover?
She says she genuinely liked him, but also she is a woman so she probably just did it on a whim.
What went wrong?
Nothing, she could sodomize me with a flashlight
honestly I don't consider 5's characters canon with just how much they butcher them.
It's a game
You just reminded me of all the theories about how the gloves were a secret unlockable in the game since it was in early builds and trailers for the game. People looked for them so hard kek.
Because all niko knows is violence, his entire early adult life was centered around nothing but that. Niko tries to deny this but deep down he knew he couldn't run from his past and the only way to survive was to embrace it. Unfortunately this also came with consequences as seen in both endings.
He's a serb he can't fight his natural urge to kill and destroy everything around him.
serbs are best europeans. I'm married to one
i am northern european but am friends with several people from serbia and some other adjacent balkan countries and i can tell you from personal experience and from what they themselves say, serbia is a fucking shithole filled to the brim with retarded alcoholics, scammers, gypsies and a completely idiotic useless government.
better than the US with morons trannies gays and garden gnomes. I'm glad I left that shithole. I'd take alchoholics over that shit
come to norway bro. its not as pozzed as people in the internet think it is.
I know a chud from Norway. You guys sound funny.
we probably have some of highest amount of diverse dialect per km2 in the world so this chud you know probably had some whacky dialect or something. i have never met a chud in my entire life here, but as long as you aren't in the capital and stay in the north or along the west coast, you should be fine in terms of not experiencing much pozzed shit. youll see some immigrants though, that's for sure, but i don't really have a problem with them (except polacks lmao)
Did he become a girl now? I knew a guy from norway who wanted to be a girl and also had fantasies of raping and abusing women, didn't want to act it out with his GFs because, quoting he "wanted it to feel real". I don't care about that but he said that games turned 3D way too early and the early soulful 3D games like Mafia, HL1 and GTA3 are ugly. So we're no longer friends.
>go to america
>cousin becomes fat gambling addict
>old acquaintance becomes gay
>People show contrition and an intent to change, but fall into their old ways
Haha what shit story telling bro! Completely unrealistic.
the game is unplayable
downloaded it from steam for replay when I hit start I only get black screen
works on my machine
Piracy is the answer, especially after the cuts to the game
>entire soul/rnb radio station removed
I just wanted to chill with some cozy black music fuck rockstar
This
I have the game bought on steam, but after all the shitty updates they've forced I play a pirated version anyway, because it not only doesn't have any removed content, but also runs a lot better
>Start working with a mafia of crazy Italians.
>They betray each other
>They kill each other for no reason
>their plans are garbage
>A government agent tells me not to hang out with them.
>The godfather of a real mafia tells me not to join them.
>hehehehe they pay
>they betray me and try to kill me
>oh no how did I not see that coming?
The ending is pretty shitty.
He came to america thinking his cousin was rich, which he wasn't.
He came to America to track down Cravic(Bernie), it came kinda out of the blue even for Roman, who had been bullshitting about his riches long before Nico had made the decision to arrive.