>comes to America to get a fresh start in America after doing all sorts of crime in Eastern Europe

>comes to America to get a fresh start in America after doing all sorts of crime in Eastern Europe
>proceeds to immediately kill or rob people for a quick buck

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crime pays more in America

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    wasn't he ex-military?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he was a child soldier

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He doesn't know how to do anything else and he's an illegal so nobody will hire him. Plus the only reason he gets involved with crime is because his cousin is being threatened by bad men.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he's an illegal so nobody will hire him
      Anon he is in America. There are multiple sectors that hire undocumented. Restaurants, construction, hospitality, mechanics, electricians, landscape, factory work, farm work, etc, etc, etc.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah somehow I don't think an ex soldier is gonna be washing dishes in some shit hole in nyc

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ignore the double America in the sentence

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it had the best bro in the series

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i love this literal homie like you wouldn't believe

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the true homie

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      One love

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      My coworker is literally Jacob. He is also as dependable. Though a lazy bastard when he is able to be, you will NEVER feel like you have to make sure he did the thing. He always did.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >come to Los Santos to get a fresh start after doing all sorts of crime in the Midwest
    >proceeds to immediately kill or rob people for a quick buck

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >immediately
      Wrong, he stays legit for like 10 years until his bawd wife fricks it up.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >constantly frick hookers
        >wife fricks basedboy
        >demolish home of a drug kingpin in confusion
        >get beaten in the ass by more powerful motherfricker
        >somehow not my own fault

        You are white and a sexist, dont even reply to me and.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >constantly frick hookers
          Is this canon?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Amanda was a hooker/stripper he had to marry because she got knocked up.
            Sometimes when you switch to his character, he'll be walking out of a motel's driveway implying he pussied out or met up with another hooker

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            At one point Amanda or the shrink brings it up. I found it really odd because not once did I get a hooker in my car because I couldn't think of any benefits you could get like in previous GTA games.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          really random question but I'm choosing between GTA V and Bloodborne or DS3 on PS4. what should I get?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            bloodborne no question

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              thanks. I was thinking the same. There's no PS4 without Bloodborne

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bloodborne. Rest is garbage.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wouldn't Bloodborne be the only sensible choice?
            It's the only thing you can't experience elsewhere and I don't even care about From.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              That is assuming that anon has other systems.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              yes it is. getting a PS4 without Bloodborne (and maybe Knack, Killzone, Resistance) is stupid. and even in general BB is a great game while GTA V is an overhyped mediocre game.

              That is assuming that anon has other systems.

              I don't I have a PS4, PS3, 360 and the rest are 6th gen and older.

              come to norway bro. its not as pozzed as people in the internet think it is.

              lmao no thanks. Besides, slavic women are hotter than nordic women

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            What do you like? If you like souls stuff then bloodborne of the two you mentioned. But if you want open world stuff and prefer a more realistic setting than fantasy, plus driving and guns and shit, then GTAV

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            the worst combat of any souls game. you're better off spending money on sekiro.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Worst GTA
            >Dark Souls but worse performance
            >Dark souls but old
            What a choice.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I already played DeS and DS1. I can't find DS2 so it's between BB and DS3.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          IIRC they had an agreement about basically having an open relationship, but never bringing strangers home to frick in their own bed
          So yeah, it's still the wife's fault for not honouring the agreement

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This game went to shit the moment you start working for madrazzo instead of killing him.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    yup, sounds like the modern immigrant. except he wasn't brown

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played the whole game without committing any crimes outside of mandatory ones.
    The story is actually really good if you do that.
    Nico constantly complains about having to commit the crimes.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thats not even the worst part, the worst part is he does it for someone he doesn't even know. He starts doing hits for that jamaican after less than 5 minutes of talking. The whole game has characters acting nonsensical. Nico constantly express extreme loyalty to people he barely knows. He constantly shifts from maniac to voice of reason. The whole game is schizophrenic, its like every other mission writes Niko as a new character.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    wasn't he a criminal too?
    Immigrants can only scrape the bottom of the barrel for jobs without a visa or a citizenship

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    GTA never had coherent narratives.
    3 feels like a collection of random movie references with zero connection between them, then they started giving the MCs personalities that don't fit the things you actually do in the game at all.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >feels like a collection of random movie references with zero connection between them, then they started giving the MCs personalities that don't fit the things you actually do in the game at all.
      Congrats, you just described every the writing in every GTA game for the last 20 years.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, he tried being a taxi driver but his stupid cousin made him get into mafia and Russian drug gangs instead

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought America was made for crime

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >first gf turned out to be a glowie agent

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was fricking him part of her cover?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        She says she genuinely liked him, but also she is a woman so she probably just did it on a whim.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What went wrong?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing, she could sodomize me with a flashlight

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        honestly I don't consider 5's characters canon with just how much they butcher them.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a game

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You just reminded me of all the theories about how the gloves were a secret unlockable in the game since it was in early builds and trailers for the game. People looked for them so hard kek.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because all niko knows is violence, his entire early adult life was centered around nothing but that. Niko tries to deny this but deep down he knew he couldn't run from his past and the only way to survive was to embrace it. Unfortunately this also came with consequences as seen in both endings.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a serb he can't fight his natural urge to kill and destroy everything around him.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      serbs are best europeans. I'm married to one

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        i am northern european but am friends with several people from serbia and some other adjacent balkan countries and i can tell you from personal experience and from what they themselves say, serbia is a fricking shithole filled to the brim with moronic alcoholics, scammers, gypsies and a completely idiotic useless government.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          better than the US with Black folk trannies homosexuals and israelites. I'm glad I left that shithole. I'd take alchoholics over that shit

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            come to norway bro. its not as pozzed as people in the internet think it is.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I know a troony from Norway. You guys sound funny.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                we probably have some of highest amount of diverse dialect per km2 in the world so this troony you know probably had some whacky dialect or something. i have never met a troony in my entire life here, but as long as you aren't in the capital and stay in the north or along the west coast, you should be fine in terms of not experiencing much pozzed shit. youll see some immigrants though, that's for sure, but i don't really have a problem with them (except polacks lmao)

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Did he become a girl now? I knew a guy from norway who wanted to be a girl and also had fantasies of raping and abusing women, didn't want to act it out with his GFs because, quoting he "wanted it to feel real". I don't care about that but he said that games turned 3D way too early and the early soulful 3D games like Mafia, HL1 and GTA3 are ugly. So we're no longer friends.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >go to america
    >cousin becomes fat gambling addict
    >old acquaintance becomes gay

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >People show contrition and an intent to change, but fall into their old ways
    Haha what shit story telling bro! Completely unrealistic.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the game is unplayable
    downloaded it from steam for replay when I hit start I only get black screen

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      works on my machine

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Piracy is the answer, especially after the cuts to the game

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >entire soul/rnb radio station removed
        I just wanted to chill with some cozy black music frick rockstar

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This
        I have the game bought on steam, but after all the shitty updates they've forced I play a pirated version anyway, because it not only doesn't have any removed content, but also runs a lot better

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Start working with a mafia of crazy Italians.
    >They betray each other
    >They kill each other for no reason
    >their plans are garbage
    >A government agent tells me not to hang out with them.
    >The godfather of a real mafia tells me not to join them.
    >hehehehe they pay
    >they betray me and try to kill me
    >oh no how did I not see that coming?
    The ending is pretty shitty.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He came to america thinking his cousin was rich, which he wasn't.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He came to America to track down Cravic(Bernie), it came kinda out of the blue even for Roman, who had been bullshitting about his riches long before Nico had made the decision to arrive.

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