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What the frick do I need to make Triton's class good?
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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Melia best girl

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Fiora and Shulk
      >Sharla and Reyn
      >Vanea and Dunban
      >Pyra and Rex
      >Mythra and Rex
      >Nia and Rex
      >Pandoria and Zeke
      >Brighid and Morag
      >Mio and Noah
      >Eunie and Taion
      >Ethel and Cammuravi
      >Sena and Lanz
      >Manana and Riku
      >Melia and

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Me!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Melia is for the player. Perfect pure waifu just for (You)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, Rex fricked this?!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >all those Nia cuck memes are dead now

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Those Nia cuck memes all died when they added the title screen where Nia joins Rex, Pyra, and Mythra on the grassy hill.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Add Zeon and Juniper

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Need moar art

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Look at this smug sparking bird.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw not enough 4K Yuzu videos on YT to crop smug eunies from

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >they create a cutscene when walking towards Cloudkeep where nothing happened other than Eunie going "Pssst you holdin out on us love yew can trust ol birdy here"
      What wer they trying to convey here

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That Mio has no Moebius powers anymore

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What the frick do I need to make Triton's class good
    If you mean Triton as a hero, you can't
    If you mean soulhacker as a class, all you need to do is kill every unique monster in the game to get the best arts and skills

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thats idiotic. You only need 7 kills for the 7 slots you need filled.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What the frick do I need to make Triton's class good?
    To grind the shit out of it duh.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So this game only has 6 or 7 chapters, right? I'm on chapter 3 and like 10 hours in, but also hear this is a 100 hour game. Is one chapter 75% of the game or something?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      7 chapters.
      Chapter 4 is longer than the others, yes, but when people say it's a 100+ hour game they also include side content, which the game has a frickload of.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hero quests and Side quests

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you can blast through the game in like 15 hours if you set it to easy and skip everything

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you just critical path the game like a moron doing zero exploration or side quests than the game only takes about 55 hours to beat.
      But that's the worst most moronic way to experience the game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Chapter 3-5 are pretty meaty, but there is kind of an implicit assumption that you will be doing sidequests along the way. If you speedrun the game at the pace you are going, I bet you'll finish at around the 40 hour mark.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's about when the game really starts opening up anyway.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >75 hours in
    >still haven't snuck into the prison camp in chapter 5
    I'm so overleveled it hurts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      stop using bonus exp.

      Also it catches up fairly quickly- chapter 6 is decently short and chapter 7 says to be at level 60, even though the end boss is 75.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I have never touched bonus XP

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the end boss is 75
        wew, here i was worried about side content overleveling me before i tackled the final dungeon, only 64 atm and couldn't even beat segiri's ascension boss on hard mode yet

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did XC3 make you cry?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I never cry for anything, but did get the feels multiple times throughout, more often than any of the past games.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I had tears in my eyes at the end but the whole prison sequence really got me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I got choked up during chapter 5 and at the end

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unfortunately no. There isn't as much emotional or hype moments as the previous titles

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        We know you didn't play the game, nothing new.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That’s definitely not true at all

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bait

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I cried because the game sucks and I lost 50 hours of my life.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The end bit with the characters giving their farewells and then trying to run toward eachother with the music got me close.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes senpai
      End of 5 and start of 6 there’s a frick ton of great scenes.
      Irma was pretty good, and the ending was good.
      My boy Taion fell to his knees.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes and I feel embarrassed about it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ch5 didn't do it because the switcheroo was obvious, but the ending part where they try to run towards each other got me.
      They said their goodbyes, but only when they can see each other separating does it truly hit them 🙁

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Close, but not quite.
      I've only cried at two games ever.
      Super Paper Mario because I was a moronic emotional tween.
      And Trails in the Sky Third which legit fricked me up.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >never cried at any game ever
        >play the Sky trilogy
        >cry twice
        It opened the floodgates, since then it happened to a few more games.
        What a fricking trilogy that was, especially 3rd

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The only other JRPG series that stands on part with Xenoblade for me.
          Sadly I don't quite enjoy the rest of the series. Crossbell is 'okay' and Cold Steel is a complete fricking tragedy.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Eh I'm not wasting one more minute of my life talking about that shitshow, but tl:dr I agree, post Sky is garbage.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm curious about Sky trilogy, is it on Steam?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes, seeing poppi jump out at the end opened the floodgates for me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        why did Nia lock her away?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          probably helped power whatever that machine in the middle of the place was and since thats not needed anymore she jumped out? idk
          still super cute

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >such a director's pet you get to appear in the sequel despite having no story/plot relevance
            are we going to see ghondor in the next game too? because it's obvious she was his pet in this game.
            >involved in a bunch of characters' sidequests
            >basically replaces Sena in her own fricking development arc
            >randomly shows up at the end to go into the kinoplex even if you didn't bring her in the party
            >she's even in the grassy field at the end of the game

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Dev created the perfect situation to have Hana JD fight Mobius JD, a real fight of the JDs
            >They didn't jump on the occasion to do it
            I felt profound sadness that they wasted that setup for nothing.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          1. Poppi has no place in Moebius' world. She's useless to them.
          2. I'm pretty sure she was actually the one relaying all the information of the world to Nia.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no. why would it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Probably more emotion than I've ever felt in a game. I wasn't bawling or sobbing but I legit had teary eyes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Probably more emotion than I've ever felt in a game. I wasn't bawling or sobbing but I legit had teary eyes

      For all the fault I find in the game past the beginning of chapter 6, I legit cried for the end of Ch.5/beginning of Ch.6. I mean, I knew it was coming, right from the first trailer. We all knew, we played enough Xeno games, of course a main character will die and be brought back to life. And it was written all over Mio for obvious reasons.
      And yet. My body legit wasn't ready. The gradual buildup in emotions, the camera work, the characterization, the voice acting (JP for me, but I guess it was also good in EN), the overall direction, the music. THE FRICKING MUSIC.
      I was fricking moved to tears. And I'm not joking here : it's probably the best emotional scene in any medium ever. Be it movies, series, vidyas, books, whatever you name it. Books won't have the fricking mastercraft of Mitsuda to weight their words. Other vidyas are not as well written. Movies don't have the length to make you feel so strongly for characters you get to know for hours through a game. Series only have second rate actors that won't act good enough to make you feel much, and won't have Mitsuda either.
      Let's be real here. This entire sequence is unmatched in all of mankind's works of fiction in any medium ever. It had to be said.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I actually thought it would be a 50/59 chance from trailers and even in game that she wpuld actually die at the end.

        Then the prison thing happend early and the game and ironically her "dying" early made me figure she would live 100%

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I was tearing up during Chapter 5's ending but when the FWEEEEs started I broke

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The end of 5 and start of six is probably the best series of events in the entire blade franchise barnone.
      I don’t care if the folloing events feel rushed, those scenes are that good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      5 and 6 obviously. I was quite surprised when Ashera's acsension and the Moebius S quests got me too. Also when Noah and Mio played for Ethel and Camuravi. Biggest one was when they brought back the mementos of Vandham's group and played for them before their loved ones, and I nearly lost it when the lights started coming out.

      Beautiful stuff, and I'm glad I live in a world where art like this can still be made.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, because the ending was so bad and retroactively tainted the trilogy for me.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bitching=/=actual crying

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, Ch5-Ch6. I was almost ugly crying.
      I think of the last time I cried like that over a video game was years ago with Mother 3.
      I'm so glad that I pushed myself to stop browsing here for 2 weeks to avoid spoilers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I shed a tear, I admit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      End of Chapter 5 almost got me but the ending succeeded. Almost cried when playing Xeno 1 and 2 but this is the only game that actually got me.

      Yeah, Ch5-Ch6. I was almost ugly crying.
      I think of the last time I cried like that over a video game was years ago with Mother 3.
      I'm so glad that I pushed myself to stop browsing here for 2 weeks to avoid spoilers.

      Same bro

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Chapter 5 didn't really get me, but the ending where everyone is running towards each other and Poppi showing up almost did

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not really. Teary eye, yes, but no tears. This game didn't have the same emotional impact that XB2 had on me.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think the only time I got teary eyed in 2 was from the last cutscene in the tree where Rex is asking poppi to help him.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Hana running towards Homura/Hikari didn't do anything for you?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not really.
            The scene I was talking about actually felt like real desperation, especially since Poppi didn't do anything because Pneuma asked her not to as a promise. But you could really see that she wanted to help.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sena's side story and the ending were the only things to make me cry

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Irma just wanted to be left alone with her e-girls and single shota...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't cried properly at anything for many years. Not because I don't want to either, and I can get the moist going by rewatching some scenes with the anticipation of knowing what's coming, but I haven't had a proper cry in long.
      And I'll be honest, the fact that this game didn't do it makes me nervous for what that means for my ability to feel.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only for the baby scene. I was crying like a blubbering b***h though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly the "retrieving team Vandhams gear for the offseeing" ending had me tearing up quite a bit. I was just in shock so much for 5/6 that I didn't process everything at once, but subsequent viewings make me tear up quite a bit.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Self inserting as Melia's husband.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's now canon that Rex creampied Pyra, Mythra and Mia
    what a fricking chad!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Damn Rex manged to phase into Mira and frick Mia behind the Chief's back what a chad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The state of Ganker was truly a sight to behold. What a fricking chad, holy shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >and Mia
        Who is Mia? Mio and Noah's daughter?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what happened?
        I fricked off Ganker after the game dropped because I didn't want to get spoiled
        just came back today

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ganker having to acknowledge Rex is the chadest vidya protag in history, and probably for decades to come, because only Takahashi has the balls to pull out in a regular game a MC having 3 wives and implying they all banged at the same time considering they all got pregnant at the same time. And in a Nintendo game, at that.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >chad
            It's self-insert homosexualry, no more, no less. No number attached to the "Women Fornicated With" counter can make a character inherently better.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >kids all at the same age
      it was a great orgy right?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Noah had a son with zero gormotti features, practically a clone of himself
        >None of Rex's kids have his hair color, and Mio was born looking like her mom.
        lol, he had three daughters. He's no chad with those feminine balls.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Not having a harem of both wives and daughters
          Extremely low T

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Look at this man who doesn't know about Asian genes, that shit is like a virus that takes over everything. It's why there's no such thing as an Asian ginger.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >It's why there's no such thing as an Asian ginger.
            Actually, quite a few Koreans and Chinese are born with red hair and/or green eyes.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Those only come from mutts that are like 1/4 asian and have a child with a ginger person.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, it's just a common mutation that pops up from time to time because there are over a billion Asians. Hair/eye color is mostly tied to melanin levels, and if the body has a deficiency in melanin via mutation, then you get naturally occurring red hair and light colored eyes in a population of people with dark hair/eyes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Pyra's kid is definitely a boy and Mythra's could be either

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Pyra's kid is definitely a boy
            lol, what's your basis for saying this? I've consumed a ton of Japanese media, and it's pretty much a trope that sons are clones of their dads and daughters are clones of their moms. We already have proof in game with Mio looking so strongly like her mom and Noah's son having ZERO Gormoti features and practically looking like a clone of Noah. Rex only had daughters, Camuravi isn't his son, cope.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          When you're a dad, you want a daughter for that sweet oyakodon, you turbohomosexual. Imagine getting useless sons.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >When you're a dad, you want a daughter for that sweet oyakodon
            >t. doesn't have a daughter

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I need that sauce

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Rex's grandchildren will look nothing like him, all his offspring got HOMS'D

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Rex has cuck genes, they're 100% recessive. His kids might not even be his, he'd never know.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >True love man erases haremBlack person from history
            >only person who truly remembers him is nigh-immortal she-beta orbiter
            A fitting end to a character whose times in the public eye always had the longevity of a matchstick in a monsoon

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Nia put on the old outfit because she was about to go on the prowl for a meat dildo. Rex was phase to her, she'll move on.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      At the same time.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Did he creampie the tiger though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Properly cropped version

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          My only regret staying off Ganker for the past month (beat the game the day before yesterday) is missing out on the fallout of
          Anyone know a good Ganker archive so I can go back and check?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            https://arch.b4k.co/v/
            Go back to the 23rd of July for the beginning.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              My man.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Here's the thread where it first leaked
            https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/606683957/#q606688101
            And here are some of the threads made right after
            https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/606688529/#606688529
            https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/606692197/#606692197
            https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/606693628/#606693628

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Aw shit.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Taion died
              >lol everyone predicted that!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What are you replying to?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I NEED TO FRICK MIO I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      calm down N, you're dead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Noah pls

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where is Consul A?
    Who is Consul A?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Where is Consul A?
      DLC biat.
      >Who is Consul A?
      I'm expecting some shit like the embodiment of Aionios itself.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's in hiding

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Remember how the audio cuts off when we're about to hear Noah's and Mio's offspring name?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish the class outfits were actually outfits instead of whetever the frick this is.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How's 2 emulate these days?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Emulators gays will always tell you it's perfect but in reality it's still known to soft lock or crash semi frequently with some graphical issues.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    From the other thread, thoughts?
    Monica K
    Ethel H
    Melia G
    Eunie E
    Ashera E
    Alexandria D
    Mio C
    Miyabi C
    Sena B
    Shania B
    Ghondor B
    Noah A
    Nia A
    Juniper A
    Fiona AA
    Sexgiri AAA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand these rankings

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They're bra cup sizes you virgin.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Eunie is definately bigger than melia.
      Melia is ising a pushup bra and the fabric of her too is thick where eunies is thin and skin tight.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Eunie is definately bigger than melia.
        I don't think so, Melia's chest meat is practically spilling out of her top sometimes.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It’s a pushup. That’s what it’s designed to do.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            She was in her mid-late teens in XB1 and FC, she still had a lot of room to grow, and it's not like she was small in the first place.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      stop pretending knowing what you talk about

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, anime characters have heads that are 125% bigger because it's cuter. Scale down all their heads to get a good idea how big they really are.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You don't understand bra sizes bro. Mio is a B cup for sure. No one in this game has G-K. Plus AAA would be bigger than A. You're moronic.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Jap sizes are inflated, anon.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The wiki says Origin contains everyones literal souls. Where is that said in game? Was I not paying enough attention or is it part of the final two heroes quests?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Some guy on GameFAQs posts his head canon then Reddit and ResetEra eat it up and shit it out here. That's Ganker.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nia says Origin contains all the "data" of both worlds. Z took control of Origin, which gave him "the power of life and death". It's not a huge leap to assume "data" refers to essence of life, or souls

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Important question:
    What's the best background?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hero with Riku and Manana

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For Nia it's easily the final Hero focused background.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hero easily. It's the most efficient too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Raid until you get Nia then Hero

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >you can change the background

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hero or intercept because Eunie is in the front next to the main couple simply for being based.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Story DLC is coming out December 2023. Are they fricking serious?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it doesn't have a release date

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They said "by the end of 2023", which means at most December, but maybe earlier.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    JUST

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There should have been 8 Ouroboros instead of 6 because 8 looks like the infinity symbol. Then we could get nopon fusion

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Dragon Decree + Dino Flash
    >Transient Bond + Toxic Gas
    >Elimination Beam + Wild Wave
    >Final Countdown
    >Dangerous Claws
    >Attack Mastery
    >Underworld Rage

    >crit for >1mil
    >kill superbosses in two reactivations
    >pic related tfw bursting everything in my path

    The key is doing the mastery requirements for those six skills you use, and then unlocking as many others as you can (but not doing the mastery requirements), for the Attack Mastery/Final Countdown megabuffs.
    There's probably some even crazier combination out there, but this setup itself is so broken it makes little difference.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Best accessory setup?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >specific type attack mod for whatever superboss you're fighting
        >partially ignore phys/ether
        >crit percentage
        This should be good

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >YES I WILL HAVE BABY MAKING SEX WITH THIS CAT

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    God, Nia acting out as a queen and having her other self spill out just is the cutest shit ever

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She steals every scene she's in with that dumb gag of hers I love her so much.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Okay, so how do we get into Origin?! You know how, right? Because you're the all-knowing queen?

      >That dumb stare she gives them as they slowly realize she's uselesss

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You can tell she's seething.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >grey taken
      >isurd taken
      >cammuravi taken
      >zeon busy plowing fields
      She doesn't really have many choices does she

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Zeon is plowing gormotti oussy and planting his seeds in her

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      whats that goblin on the ground next to mio?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        *ogre

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Brotherman streaming more XC3 tonight

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's hard to admit but I really enjoyed his 2 playthrough and now 3.
      He's not as invested as me for example, but also he's not shitting his pants screaming at every little thing, it's nice.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How come other big streamers don't bother with these games?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Streaming destroys their attention span, which is why when they get bigger all they do is react to quick videos
        A 50+ hours game is impossible, all they can play is 10 hours sony moviegames or indie roguelites

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That skill that makes you stronger every time someone dies, the skill that makes you stronger for every art/skill learned and the free slot depends on your needs
    Learn Wild Wave from Gonzales and frick shit up

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cammuravi is Pyra' son

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      see

      >Pyra's kid is definitely a boy
      lol, what's your basis for saying this? I've consumed a ton of Japanese media, and it's pretty much a trope that sons are clones of their dads and daughters are clones of their moms. We already have proof in game with Mio looking so strongly like her mom and Noah's son having ZERO Gormoti features and practically looking like a clone of Noah. Rex only had daughters, Camuravi isn't his son, cope.

      Rex only had daughters.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I imagine the guys must have been terrified during the dressing scene since their urination hoses suddenly froze solid with no explanation

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Must have been the talk of the locker room
        >dude check it out, it happened again when dame Alex passed by

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Finally reach Dorrick Phase 10
    >Gets blown the frick up
    Frick Pulipuli, he should have died in that explosion.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    JuniperxKite
    Zeon is potatosexual

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's morbin time

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ghondor is worst girl

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SHUT UP b***hQUEEN

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    At least she's happy here.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She probably got wet from this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's the closest she's been to a male homs in centuries, that's a given

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He should forget about Mio and get with Melia instead. She deserves some happiness for a change.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Mio is in another dimension now so maybe she can get Noah when he grows up.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Yes Noah, you should absolutely separate the worlds and disconnect yourself from your cute catgirl GF who loves you more than anything
          Melia was playing the long game

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          *quantum tunnels to alrest through sheer cat lust*

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What toxoplasmosis does to a man.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Toxoplasmosis gave kite the ability to flash step, it doesn't sound too bad

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What is it about Gormotti women that drives home men mad

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                *homs
                Fricking autocorrect

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Fluffy ears and cute fangs

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Rex was tied to Pyra and Mythra by destiny and he still ploughed Nia it's not just the Homs

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The ending was kinda vague on if he actually found her again.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I don’t think there’s anything vague about it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Too bad for her, Noah is more monogamous than even Shulk is.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Noah’s lust for Mio’s minge is etched into his soul, he can’t forget her even if he wanted to

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Good post

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          God Noah is right you can see the absolute pain she's trying to hide

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >wanting Shulk used goods
        Big oof

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Shulk would sooner put his dick in an m69 than even hold hands with melia

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >used goods

          Kek. She'd be less miserable if Shulk had ever used her even once.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        don't reply to High Entia posters

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think he's even capable of forgetting.
        Across every life of his we've seen, he seems to always find Mio and fall for her hard.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >haha Noah and Mio were so cute together but you know, since they're separated and all FOREVER AND EVER wouldn't it make more sense for Noah to move on and find a nice adult lady who will appreciate his sacrifice

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >wait where did Noah go he just disappeared

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Melia made the ultra mega dimension cutting sword for Noah and pretty much made him her royal champion
          >he just tosses it in the ocean after he's done with it and "no way gay"'s her back to his cat wife

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Noah is a pacifist at heart, he actually flips the sword and strikes human enemies with the blunt edge to avoid killing them. He wished for a future without the need for such deadly wapons, so of course he'd get rid of it rather than leave it lying around to be misused in the future.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              gay

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >*Tachyon slashes Agnian soldier with back of sword*
              >Doom

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >There are 7 xeno games, hence Lucky Seven (sorry Xgays, your game doesn't exist)
            >Noah ends the Xeno series (which started out as Project Noah) by tossing Lucky Seven in the sea, symbolizing that Takahashi is finally moving on from Xenogears retellings

            i kneel monolith..

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >FWEEEEEEEEET

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        N hands typed this.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          But N and Noah are one and the same by the ending. I doubt either side would want to give up on their cat waifu.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And what does this prove? Here's Mio playing with Miyabi

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        can't you see this is suppose to be romance due to nuance bonding

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cute, Noah's wife is teaching her wife how to pleasure her husband's wiener.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >why ? idk, for the lulz I guess lmao
    Kinoman, I kneel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm a concept and not a person but I'm a sadistic butthole who enjoys your misery anyways lol

      He didn't have a strong impression compared to Zanza or Malos but I did like his calm and polite navelgazing. Then in the end he turns into a screaming toddler.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        his final form is more about moebius becoming the will of the entire world instead of just moebius

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Christian bible has no answer as to why God created the universe, he merely did so on a whim. Who's God got to answer to? If He can, then why not?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        God did it because it amused him , don't ask where I got this info

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dumb cat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw studying japanese
      >learn about 猫舌
      >see this
      its too cute

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She and Sena would make a great team

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Don't forget Fiona for the 15TP harem. There's enough Lanz to go around.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cat is indeed dumb but putting her on the same level as thinking muscles and con-science was a bit much.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      baka neko

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    To me, this is the greatest moment in the game.
    >Noah trying to sound stoic and leader-like like he has throughout the game
    >Immediately breaks and punches the wall in frustration
    So fricking good. It's very telling that the best part of the game is when Noah is showing the most emotion.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >they straight up give Heavenly Disrupt to Noah
    >on a class with 0s CD
    What were they thinking

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was their apology for cucking us with it in 2

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dumber cat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Used goods, pushing Mio out probably loosened her up

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nia could easily regenerate her hymen if she wanted to.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Used goods
        Nia is un-usedgoods-able. Her pussy and butthole are pristine thanks to her healing powers. To pass the time she could strip naked, throw herself into a pack of gogols, and leave covered in cum, but otherwise without a scratch, bruise, or tear.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How much damage could Rex've even done anyway? She wasn't the main girl, or even the second girl, Pyra's probably the one who got to do all the wild sex fantasy stuff with him.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Nia and Rex's dynamic was probably more like casual frick buddies living in the same house rather than that of husband and wife. She would have been the one initiating sex whenever she got in the mood. I'm sure that arrangement was enough to satisfy her for a time, but everyone knew who Rex's #1 was. If anyone is a cuck, it's Pyra for allowing that kind of arrangement. Nia got no strings attached sex and a daughter. Pyra got her man's time split between her and two other women.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Really, they all just kinda look more shallow as a result. All that effort into making the game, just to end it with a sloppy tugjob for the folks who care more about the XC2 Rule 34 than the actual games.

              the ending was terrible and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't
              I've never been more disappointed after finishing a xenoblade game before
              the fact that you have to hope for fricking paid dlc to actually finish the game is disgusting

              This too, if it were a western AAA game. Takahashi would absolutely be getting beheaded on social media.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Really, they all just kinda look more shallow as a result
                None of them had a standard upbringing. A harem is perfectly in character for a group of horny teens who have no familiarity with social mores.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >gets shot in the chest
      >goes back to sleep for a few minutes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They aimed for her heart. Should have aimed for her core crystal.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Your blade, it did not aim high enough

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She can regenerate a basic b***h body part like her heart, but not her core crystal

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT'S WITH ORIGIN'S METAL ANYWAY
    WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THE FOG AND ANNIHILATION
    WHAT CAN STOP NOPON ENGINEERING FROM TAKING OVER THE UNIVERSE
    WHAT'S RIKU'S DEAL
    WHY IS MAKOTO SHINKAI NOT SEEN IN THE CREDITS?
    HOW DO I GET MY OWN COMFY KINOPLEX?

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    when you fight Mobius D (the one who collected heads) you can hear him say "oh the pain" in the same tone like Gort from XC: Torna
    he also uses claws like Mumkhar

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >beat big size unique monster 2 levels above mine first try
    >unique tarkin monster 6 levels lower than mine is destroying me

    What the frick is this shit?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its like that sometimes.

      There was a giant Levnis unique that was still giving me a tough time when I was 12 levels above it. Meanwhile, I took on one I was 10 levels below and made it just fine.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >There was a giant Levnis unique that was still giving me a tough time
        Fricking Infiltrator Garnach, by Colony 11

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There was this monster almost half my level that was a breeze until near death when he decided to spam a aoe stomping attack nonstop that was hitting the entire party and nearly killing everyone. If not for a chain attack it would eventually overwhelm and kill me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hard mode? Sounds about right.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Monica's Monicas surely are the biggest in the series

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm at Chapter 4, around the forest area with the trap commander, and I just noticed that Noah and Mio's character portraits are pulsing red. What does that mean? Is it story-related or just some notification of something?

    Also wew the game just crashed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That means interlink is in cooldown.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure the red protrait means they interlink overheated

        This isn't during battle. It's a slow breathing effect that I notice when monsters are targeted.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure the red protrait means they interlink overheated

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They are horny

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Mio is in heat and needs some WOHTA to cool down.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >trap commander,

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's a weird way to write "Zeon's future wife"

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Okay so, if Origin responded to the will of people by basically freezing time, which is magic already, would it respond to, say, if the collective unconscious of people wanted, I dunno, bunnygirls to be real?
    I mean, at what point does it become essentially a generic wish granting device?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probably...
      But remember humanity is fricking moronic. They are 100% breaking Origin fully by the end of the DLC. We still don't know what powers it rn, might be some conduit shit where it's dangerous to mess around with.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sex with D

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      do you think he used the heads of his victims as onaholes

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >You get that Interlink circle overheat UI just staying empty and useless when you're in the building up phase to go to Lv.3
    Was it so hard to reuse this circle to know how many arts trigger I have to do before going to the next level, Monolith?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it either, it's like if Specials in 2 had no indication whether you're filling them up or not

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Tora is to thank for saving all of the Xenoblade 1 and 2 universes.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do Xenofans hate polygamy?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      LET’S SHOW THEM A KID OR THREE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine feeling sick over people being happy like what the frick
      >THESE CHARACTERS CANT BE HAPPY
      Imagine being this way
      Gonedoor doesnt have to imagine

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because monogamous love is miles better from a story-telling perspective. Leave the polyshit for the porn, and don't encourage the coomers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get people being so upset about this
      - the characters are happy
      - it's a dumb-ass video game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I’ve had actual fricking nightmares about it
      Bitch, you’re just mentally ill.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Zanza pfp
      It's always the XC1 gays, if you look at any comment saying "Rex Giga CHAD" there's always a reply or two going "n-n-n-no, shulk is the gigachad!!"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shulk was a gigachad when he just wanted to scrap mechons

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rex was truly the sigma chad that filters those shitters

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you guys make fun of them but we have people in this very thread who cried during the game.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        2wankers have moronic double standards, what else is new?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >having a mental breakdown over multiple days and nights because a character you don’t like had sex is the same as getting a bit emotional over some scenes in the game for a couple minutes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >characters is having a 10 minute opera speech and i find this as a tear jerker
          you guys are absolutely just as dramatic as the people you make fun of.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Okay moron

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              cry about it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer monogamy, but I ain't gonna act like it's the fricking end of the world, XC3's ending has worse actual issues than that foolishness.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What is the lifespan of Nopon? Is there a chance of seeing Rika or Tora?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can find Riki's biter in lower Maktha, he's gone.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Surely he was leaving it to be found by the next true heropon, hence the necessity of a large dinobeast to protect it/gauge their worthiness

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          A shame he then put a climbable wall after the beast so you can just abuse the instant aggro loss to bypass it entirely.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Tora took a page from his grampypon and built himself a full cyborg nopon body to be with Poppi forever

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't matter anon. XC3 literally takes place in the blink of an eye in XC1/XC2's history. The entire cast of 1 and 2 are probably still alive at the end of the game, when it reverts to Noah being a kid in the real world.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Except for Reyn and sharla who died in a tragic reyn time accident leaving their orphaned daughter in the care of dunban

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I love my moronic wife Ashera

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            :3

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Reyn the dumbass probably just left her with Dunban a lot as a child
          Which was a grave mistake

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Except now Shania was reborn into either XB1 or XB2 since she was added to the database and Joran is back in the postcredits scene meaning that people turbed moebius aren't deleted

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why would it be weird for Joran and other moebius to be back? If it goes back to the moment of beginning, of course they would be there, it would be weird it they weren't.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Reclass Eunie into Full Metal Jaguar
    >Start taking off bigger than usual chunks of health from enemies

    Based.

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is a 16 year old girl....

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >16 y/o milf

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She never had a child. Monica, however, was a 15 year old milf.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      who has been born only 6 years ago.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So you're saying she's six?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe even younger.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      More high quality art like this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Here.
        https://mega.nz/folder/7kkw1aBK#1BinAomz7V1ojoy95JGZSw

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you so much pal!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Actually, she's 15!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She starts as 15 but later turns 16 once who you do her quest line.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Heh I'm so smart
      >I knew the war was all a sham
      >I set all this up
      The best part is that she got BTFO by Valdi who was just having a normal tuesday.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Alexandria is secretly furious that Colony 30 destroyed her out of nowhere
        >Valdi didn't even know they'd fought

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Valdi is a 40tp idiot savant, makes sense

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She prides herself on being able to account for every variable and read her opponents, but Valdi BTFO's her by being such an unpredictable cloudcuckoolander autist. It happens with fighting game tournament players all the time, they can't think outside their meta and occasionally suffer losses to noobs who don't react to their set ups and spam them to death.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Reminds me of the whole situation with Smash Ultimate and Mindcraft Steve.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Teen goes to smash with Steve
            They got so mad on Twitter afterwards kek

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Valdi is a Steve player

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Strong players don't lose to noobs, they lose to good albeit inconsistent players with risky/unorthodox playstyles sometimes though.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Valdi isn't your average noob, though, his colony is decked out with state of the art Levnises of his own design. Its the equivalent of the top SFII Ryu player going against a noob who picks Akuma. The unpredictability of the noob plus sheer brokenness of Akuma will make up for the lack of skill.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Didn't an NPC say Valdi snuck into Iota's base and fricked around with their Auto Levs?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That's like the opposite that happens in Alexandria's ascension quest. A nopon that simps for her snuck into Colony 30 and hacked Valdi's new Auto-Lev experiment.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't like Valdi much but the fact he makes Alexandria seethe is based

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Alexandria is secretly furious that Colony 30 destroyed her out of nowhere
        >Valdi didn't even know they'd fought

        Levnis go brrrrr

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >That Jazzy as frick Time to Fight!

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    she won

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Won then got separated from him, not much of a win

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hated the combat in Xenoblade 2, I suffered it out so I could see the ending. Will I hate this game too?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Combat is pretty slow the first hours until you get the second half of your team, but after that it's quite fun.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You hated the combat because you didn't read the tutorials so you ended up button mashing the whole time.
      You're most likely going to end up the same why with XC3 since it takes a lot from XC2's combat.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      3's combat is similar to 2 but there's a lot more customization. It's a lot of fun.
      2's combat is actually pretty fun too but the tutorials in that game are ass so maybe that's why you hated it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did you play Xenoblade Chronicles 1 and like its combat?

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Image you can hear

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >FWEEEEEEEEEEP

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just who exactly is Riku?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Riku is Riku
      Please don't question just take!
      No need for thankings.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Melia's husband

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Noah is Melia's husband and property of the queen
        She won't lose to some Agnian cat prostitute.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Do you think Melia would abuse her queenly powers and enact the law of Prima Nocta just before Shulk's wedding?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Birdbros... I don't feel so good

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They're separated now though.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The only one separated is stupid Smellia Cucktiqua

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                what am i suppose to get from this picture?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                toxoplasmosis lets you break interdimensional boundaries

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >cat pussy pheromones are so strong that they allow the male human body to break the barriers of time and space itself

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Noah just vanishes into thin air in the last scene.
                What that could imply is up to you to decide.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Noah is an illegal immigrant and Melia will get her good pal Nia to deport his ass back to his beloved future wife

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Noah, is that your childhood friend?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                time is a flat circle

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Oh no; it's happening again.
                >Where's that rope I bought right before Shulk's wedding at?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Fiora makes a big speech about Melia taking care of Shulk after she dies, giving her hope
                >she has the fricking audacity to survive

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nia will send him back, but will send her daughter to accompany him as a show of good faith for establishing relations between the two worlds.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's Melia's disciple.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Melia’s fricktoy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Okay so let's do the math
        assuming highnentianage 5 times slower than Homs that puts melia being 88 in XB1 to be the equivalent of a 18 year old, and since XB3 starts on her 100th birthday that means she's effectively 20. High Entia live for up to 4 centuries, so if we say melia hits the wall when she's visibly 30 (no Christmas cake nip tomfoolery allowed) that means Melia has until she's 150 years old to find someone. She has a countdown timer of 50 years after XB3 until it's over

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If Melia is 288 in XB3, then that'd make her nearly 60. Even if she doesn't have any kids, she's not hitting the wall any time soon, so she'll have no trouble finding a widowed man with children to take her in. It's just a matter of picking the right man to make a widow.

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have no motivation to play this at all anymore after beating the story
    please help

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This but video games in general
      Next Xenoblade when

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I made sure to do every hero/ascension quest before ending the game because literally every game I beat I don't play again unless it's like my favorite of all time, and even then it'll only be years and years later.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I did that too but there's more that get added after you beat the game
        I never replay games either and it causes me a lot of mental anguish

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is why I do all side quests before finishing the story
      Because I know I won't be back until the DLC

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        but more get added after you beat the game

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Im playing xenoshit for the first time, is it normal or abnormal to not switch characters in battle? It doesnt seem like the ai is doing badly on their own.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, and i just got the class switches. How do you guys decide which class to pick for each characters once theres more option. Or is it just there for characters to learn master skills and arts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can go through the game with just your one character just fine.
      Switching however is useful if you want to guarantee shit like characters standing in fields, healers reviving the correct character and so on.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I mostly used Switching to
      A. Take control of healers. They'll sit on heals too long and wait for people to be low health.
      B. Move tanks/Dps into circles
      C. control tanks to cancel arts so you get more damage and more aggro
      D. insure a smash/burst combo goes off

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh wow you're right, eunie and the black dude always has heal eventhough noah and sena already got hit a quarter of thwir life bar.

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    These are the type of people who say that XC2 had bad combat or bad tutorials.
    These people just don't read fricking anything even when they spoon food shit directly into their mouth.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I had the same issue. I only realized when I got Valdi and thought "wait, having a healer last doesn't make sense since healers can't go over 99%
      Then I also realized hero healers ignore the 99% cap.

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >there won't be any DLC detailing post-Origin Noah and Zeon's interdimensional journey for minge (and potatoes)

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you guys act like anyone dying in the game matters? Out of the sim its only been 12 years since XC1 and 2 happened so everyone is actually alive at the end of the game. The entire story was about making people face reality and deal with the future. Now everyone is out of it and time progresses like normal.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The entire story was about making people face reality and deal with the future.
      funny that... everyones memories has been wiped

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Out of the sim its only been 12 years since XC1 and 2

      How is that even possible? I thought XC2 was like hundreds or thousands of years after XC1?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Did you even play the fricking games?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I quit like half way through because XC2 didn't pull me in the same way XC1 did.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why are you even here?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Because this is a Xenoblade Chronicles 3 thread. Not my fault XC2 is shit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Gets called out
                >Throws insults

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              why did you even ask then, moron?

              >XC2keks so assmad they cannot process being disinterested in 2 yet being vested in 1 and 3 are not mutually exclusive

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Frick off, Xgay

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Xgay
                Of all the moronic shit you could pulled out of your unwashed, crusted ass - you call me an "Xgay?" The one Xenoblade I can never be bothered to finish? Peak mental illness. Top kek.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >he thinks this disproves anything

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >he thinks his delusions have any basis in reality
                Peak mental illness strikes again!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            why did you even ask then, moron?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They happen at the same time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Where does everyone keep getting this 12 years figure from

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Melia's 100th birthday

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The opening cutscene shows that there's going to be a celebration for the Queen, so people are assuming it's Melia's 100th birthday, which would be 12 years after XC1.
        Personally I think it's more likely to be her 200th birthday, since she looks considerably older in this game compared to XC1, and not just because of Saito's artstyle.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Queen melia will never age, she's eternally 90 at heart

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          100th birthday personally makes more sense to me since it lines up nicely with Mio being around 10, assuming she truly is Mia's daughter and that the time scale between 1 and 2 are perfectly parallel (based on Klaus/zanza's death)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Death still gives people PTSD across rebirths. Look at Eunie or Ashera. And the people of the city do die at the end, with a chance they might get reborn in the future.

      >The entire story was about making people face reality and deal with the future.
      funny that... everyones memories has been wiped

      Memories are stored in the soul. They can get them back, for example Noah gets his memory back when he hears Mio's flute in the ending.

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want my Queen to have her way with me!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Okay so let's do the math
      assuming highnentianage 5 times slower than Homs that puts melia being 88 in XB1 to be the equivalent of a 18 year old, and since XB3 starts on her 100th birthday that means she's effectively 20. High Entia live for up to 4 centuries, so if we say melia hits the wall when she's visibly 30 (no Christmas cake nip tomfoolery allowed) that means Melia has until she's 150 years old to find someone. She has a countdown timer of 50 years after XB3 until it's over

      Saito's Melia is so beautiful. Especially with those red eyelashes signature.

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >comfy thread
    >for a game that's censored
    >and has a pozzed non-binary character
    lol
    lmao even

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is Alvin's necklace getting changed a pure retcon to tie into Xenoblade 2 or was there some hints in the original I've seen forgotten?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Alvis is actually a CPU
      >Turns out the Trinity Processor is a thing
      It's an easy thing to tie him into and makes a lot of sense

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was pretty much a retcon yeah

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone saying chapter 6/Agnus was the most emotional part of the game for them
    >for me it was when they learned about babies and taoin laughs in sheer wonderment at the miracle of life

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i couldn't get over the fact that the game didn't have the balls to kill mio

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It would be stupid and against the theme of the game, there's nowhere to go from there and the combat would need some replacement goldfish.

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the ending was terrible and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't
    I've never been more disappointed after finishing a xenoblade game before
    the fact that you have to hope for fricking paid dlc to actually finish the game is disgusting

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am praying for doujins soon. hopefully we'll get a doujin where all three pairs frick eachother in their rooms after getting 'the talk' in the city.
    Imagine.
    This game has so much porn and doujin potential it's crazy.

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One Last You and A Moment of Eternity weren't topped as far as I'm concerned.

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Riku seems pretty capable but be honest with me guys, does he have what it takes to get Melia a husband?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Noah was stolen from her by a FRICKING CAT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Once the worlds finally exist in harmony she can commission Tora to make her a robohusbando

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Meh meh, sorry Melly. Tora and Dadapon already use spare parts for artificial Blade to upgrade Poppi and Lila! Poppi and Lila now have new dancing protocol. Very impressive skills, but Tora and Dadapon unable to build Melly artificial Blade.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What anon mean? Melia for bullying, not for wifing. Cast silly thoughts from head

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Being single? No because he belongs to Manana

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really love Nico, and she is not me, she is very cute.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nico, who just to clarify isn't me, always gets a chuckle out of me with her dialogue.

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I finished the game and I feel empty
    I need more

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wait for DLC for the reunion. Should come out around this time next year.
      In the meantime do Melia and Nia's quests.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A reunion has been confirmed?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No, people are high on copium after that ending..

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do all the side quests ya dag.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        majority of side quests sucks dick. i love collecting 50 collectables and then told again to collect more shit multiple times

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          moron who hasn't done a single side quests and spent his entire playthrough dodging field items like the plague.

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw the Nopon are here

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >agnus has an obvious asian theme
    >asian names like miyabi, mio, taion, sena
    >alexandria
    wierd

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Taion isn't an asian name, it's an African name.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw you are right

        https://www.names.org/n/taion/about

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He isn't, it's a japanese name, everyone in agnus is a blade, they don't ever mention if there are weak agnusians, Kevesi always say that they need those power frames to match their strenght

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            We know you're terrified of black people so keep seething.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Taion is a hapa brazillian at best.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >names.org
          come on man. i know none of us know japanese but how do we know thats not a name japanese uses and in fact they intended it to be african origin just because he is dark skin?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Blades in XB2 all had japanese names while the humans had foreigner names (like Rex), this was a cool detail because they come from the Trinity Processor, the computer that creates a sword with kanji in them. This is lost in the translation and for whatever reason they decided to not translate some names in XB3 like Sena or Miyabi

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's not like 2 ever explains in any of the scripts why Blades have Japanese names (and American accents in the dub), and by XC3's time they probably just accepted it as something normal like how Gormottis have cat ears and Urayans have scales on their faces.
        The only thing we know is that Alrest used to be Earth so Japan existed at some point in Xenoblade's timeline, meaning it's either the actual creator of the Trinity Processor was a Japanese or Klaus was a huge weeb.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >It's not like 2 ever explains in any of the scripts why Blades have Japanese names
          because they don't have to, they already showed that alvis creates a sword with kanji in it in 1 and in 2 they reveal that the computer creates lifeforms with japanese names (also another monado)

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yet Alvis himself doesn't have a Japanese name, whole thing falls apart with that alone.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Bro, it's just names

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it kinda does matter since the game is heavily on themes

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Alvis is not a blade, it's a homs persona he uses

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >inb4 that autist appears who refers to Pyra and Mythra as Homura and Hikari

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you rang? do want me to say "you should call alexandria nina or juniper yuzuriha"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I want you to kys yourself, tee bee aich

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Pyra and Mythra's names in Japanese are literally just Fire and Light
        Wow... great creative language you've got there guys

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >homura means fire
          you mean flame?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          For your own health don't look up what Pyra and Mythra allude to

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The difference is Pyra and Mythra are based on foreign languages and not English. A more apt comparison is them literally being named Fire and Light in the English dub. I can barely imagine how moronic that'd be.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              japanese do it all the time. shit like shizuka and having the character shy and all that shit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Do they at least pronounce the word differently? I think I could let it slide if Pyra and Mythra were Fira and Leeta

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                not that i have seen, no. i mean they do what english translators do. either have the name in english or in japanese to make sound less..... redundant? like quiet in mgsv

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            "Allude" is doing a lot of the heavy lifting there considering how literal their japanese names are

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's post game super bosses? I see triple digit levels in the blue magic list.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, as usual.
      There's an extra one that shows up once you beat the previous 4 superbosses.
      Then you can refight them while increasing their level, up to level 200.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      5 of them, the 5th requires you to beat the other 4 first and even has its own intro cutscene and unique boss theme.

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Colony Mu? More like Colony Muh dick

    • 2 years ago
      aceman
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        cute

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      colony MUOOOOOH

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Colony MUOOOHHHH or Colony U0000000000H

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Colunny

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It is a tough choice, however only one of them has Nico.
      That isn't me, in case you were wondering.

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    post yfw

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      picture of ryan gosling

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        We really should have an edit of Noah Gosling

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >You're an off-seeer, so send her

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >practically the only time Noah REFUSES to fweet htngx

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          O&P?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            IIRC for them he just said he was tired, plus there was nothing left to fweet at

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Wrong, Lanz asks them if he included them while off-seeing Ethel and Cammuravi and he says no, because he's only human.

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Melia? More like SMELLYUH

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Riku is the key to all this
    Pretty crazy

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why did they do it to him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      /misc/ won

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think he got a taste an realized he'd be unable to live without pussy that good ever again.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          that's the worst fan art I've ever seen

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Wait until you see the fanart I commissioned of Mio healing in hospital with crystals

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Damn I want to see it but this thread is about to die. Who'd you commission it from?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You haven't seen the eunie scat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He was too dense to clue in and had shit left unsaid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      4thbestfriendzoned

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's kneeling in joy of never having feathers stuck up his peehole ever again

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So, what's the max damage number that was achieved already? I wonder how high it can go

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      20 million? 30 million?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, Noah gets to come home to this every night. He's so lucky.

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What was the point of going from Nina to Alexandria, even

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Too close to Nia.

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Noah in the post-credits scene

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Finally playing XBDE after XB3 and holy shit those side quests are bad and not worth going out of my way most of the time
    Is XB2 this bad as well?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Most of the defeat X monsters and shit exist in another way in XC2, they're to unlock battle skills for your Blades. There's also the obligatory generic jrpg quests. But there's also quite a bunch of voiced quests (all of the personal Blade quests for instance) that are much more interesting than almost all of 1 can offer.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      XB3's greatest addition to the series was sidequests worth a damn.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like you never played X

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          3 does it better than X

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but X also had the most amount of useless sidequests with the Basic Mission shit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I did.
          I actually 100% it, 250 hours+
          It has a few whacky quests like the water plant and such, and the alien races being added to New LA was great, but overall ALL the characters are boring as frick outside of Nagi and Murderess and their affinity quests are all shit (and you have to grind 10 hours to get their level to where you can do their quest).

          I love X, but it gets way too much praise.
          Still the best open world ever.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You never played it, moron

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Cope.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        at the cost of a half assed main story, was it worth ?

  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Mio is the good cook of the party other than Manana

    Of course she is. Why does Takehashi keep doing this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Takahashi is a mommy gay and moms cook.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Jansen never got to suckle Monica's mommy milkers

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          On one hand it was kind of weird.
          On the other hand, Ghondor is shit and Monica has a baby factory body.
          I'm sure his brother will understand.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He will after the ending.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            His brother will get revived and impregnate Monica's fertile body again for Ghondor to be born. It's fated that Ghondor couples from the city will pair up again, but it's not fated for Jansen's big bro to get killed by Moebius again. Jansen will NEVER get to touch Monica's big heavy boobas

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Sena, Lanz and chav bird probably can't make anything more complicated than jelly donuts
      >Taion overthinks all his recipes and makes them taste awful in practice
      >Noah is more interested in fweeting than cooking
      I guess that kinda narrows it down.

  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Nia and Melia are ultimately pointless cameos
    Soulless

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're basically the only real thing though.

  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shiiiiit give me defender classes.
    Only got healers and attackers so ar

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You start the game with almost half the defenders already available

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's some info in Colony 4 that'll trigger Zeon's quest in Colony 9.
      Aside from him there's only 2 more defenders later on.

  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >World is deleted
    So what was even the point of helping out the colonies survive in the endless now world.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      because all their memories are stored in the SOVL! THERE IS MEANING!1

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If Noah's lust for cat minge survived the deletion then surely Zeon's love for potatoes did too

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'd like an edit of this pic with Zeon ordering french fries and Juniper in McNopon uniform starring in awe.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >World is deleted
      Another dummy missed the point of the ending. Noah basically ensures that EVERYONE gets their happy ending, even Joran who becomes a sculptor, and Shania who becomes an artist. Irma becomes a real friend to Fiona. Zeon is fated to grow potatoes with Juniper. Taion will be dominated by Eunie. The only one who is still unhappy is some dumb bird, because everyone went to meet their partner and ignored her fireworks.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shania never existed.

  90. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >overleveled
    >characters can't learn new classes unless you fight monsters at or above your level
    >get even more overleveled
    Who came up with this shit?

  91. 2 years ago
    aceman
  92. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Quick reminder that just like that, XC3 reintroduced the human collective unconscious into the bigger picture, which was already hinted in XC2, and now outright confirmed. Now, how long until it starts flooding into the other plane of existence, or consciousnesses don't adhere to the flow?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No it doesn't, frick off Saga gay.

  93. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Get to end boss fight
    >A gorrilian phases, if you die you have to start from the beginning
    Who the frick thought this was a good idea

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      for cinematic purposes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      a m u s i n g
      m
      u
      s
      i
      n
      g

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they expected you to be overleveled and just blaze through it first try

  94. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you ever get to see Segiri's twin again?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Sena didn't come up with a name for 13 just in case they see her again
      I mean, I get it, but still...

  95. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >anons post about how smash damage gets a massive multiplier if no time passed on the launch
    >seraph noah with all the usual + the smash damage accessory
    >do a topple + launch within the chain attack
    >get to 1k multiplier, power charge + attack up
    >18 million damage smash
    what the absolute frick, why did they make smash worthless outside of chains yet an instant one shot within it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My chain attack strategy is just to fish for topples and on the ouroboros order have Noah use his launch/smash move, by that point the damage multiplier knocks out half of the boss’ health.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah that definitely seems the way to go, especially with how easy it is to get breaks due to ogre. just wish i knew that before killing the superboss

  96. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm only 6 hours in but what the frick are these tutorials? A 4 minute discussion about whoa we can change classes followed by the tutorial one by one showing you skill swapping with slow ass dialogue popping up between selections. What were they thINKING

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      People complained about Xenoblade 2's vague tutorials so they overcorrected

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i forget... was it possible to skip the tutorials.. i don't remember

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No it forces you to click through painful dialogue boxes that are both vague and thorough at the same time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Too big a reaction to XB2's tutorials being awful, decided to just handhold you through everything.
      Outside of the early ones forcing you to go through menus one by one, the game does a decent job of giving you the info you need - apart from the Burst info which for some reason doesn't appear until the penultimate area of the game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i forget... was it possible to skip the tutorials.. i don't remember

      Theres an option that lets you disable all tutorials in the menu. Good luck with chain attacks 🙂

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget about the tutorial teaching you how to shop an item!
      Now, I hope you (not directly you) will stop complaining about XC2's nor start complaning about XC3's, because Monolith always overcorrect things.

  97. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    list of materials/monsters fricking where?

  98. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how's the difficulty? should i start on hard?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Start on normal then move up to hard once you start getting overlevelled.
      Or just go hard from the start, I'm not your mom.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Normal is too easy mid-late game but hard is too hard early game, switch once you start blowing away 70% of the Boss' health in a single chain.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hard is ridiculously difficult early game to the point where the lv 5 bunnit unique enemy will fricking kill you over and over

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Normal is fairly average and gets to be ridiculously easy near the end.

      Hard starts off fricking ridiculous and becomes fairly normal by the end.

      I actually prefer hard- its absolutely brutal as frick in the early game, but it is a cruel but effective teacher. You learn pretty quickly how to build sets and time things correctly, and once you hit the end game superbosses there really isn't a whole lot "new" to learn that makes them too difficult.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How easy does the end-game get on Video Game Journalist mode? I've thought about switching to Hard since even tyrants aren't giving me much trouble anymore.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          I should clarify that I'm not on Easy mode, just Normal mode. But for shits and giggles I'm curious to how trivial it makes the game.

          I've never actually tried Easy, but I'd imagine dying would be incredibly difficult. Pretty much every unique monster past level 80 becomes a fricking joke on normal outside the superbosses. Even on hard you can usually handle uniques a few levels above you with very minimal prep work. Obviously there are exceptions to this, but I can count on one hand the number of non-superboss uniques that gave me serious trouble past level 80.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How easy does the end-game get on Video Game Journalist mode? I've thought about switching to Hard since even tyrants aren't giving me much trouble anymore.

        I should clarify that I'm not on Easy mode, just Normal mode. But for shits and giggles I'm curious to how trivial it makes the game.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Probably easy enough for autobattle to carry you through the entire endgame

  99. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gold feels absolutely fricking useless. I have 650k and haven't really spent it on anything. Is there any application/use for it? I just hate having near a million and buying maybe 1 or two accessories my whole run.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's a quest that needs you to have 500k.
      You may blow through a couple 100k in the Armu raising quest too.

      Aside from that, money's pretty much only for dumping into the Ferronis' fabricators.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The only use I ever found for G was spamming fabricators for specific quests.
      I guess if you for some reason really want a certain accessory sold in shops but you get so swamped in accs there's no way you don't already have what you need.

  100. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There needs to be fanart of Shania getting reborn with a fat wiener and her fricking Monica to own Ghondor.

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