Commander. What can I do for you?

Commander. What can I do for you?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make apologies for your terrorist organization.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Upside down blowjob

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey Miranda, no once can find Billy the cabin boy. He was last seen near your quarters... have you happened to see him?

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    SPACE.
    THE FINAL FRONTIER.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who’s that

      You don't?

      Hello Miranda

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do people actually find her attractive

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not really no, her face is repulsive

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your idea of repulsive is heavily skewed

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          t. jackgay

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, why wouldn't

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How about not starting shit with Jack? you cost me the perfect ending you stupid c**t.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Commander. What can I do for you?
    Be a better fighter
    I'd rather take Jack or Kasumi than you

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      As much as I hate her miranda is the one character thats universally recommended in party comps

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I only play on easy
      Miranda is essential on Insanity.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw have to bring miranda and garrus everywhere with me as a vanguard because I have zero options for dealing with shields by myself

        The charge meme isnt worth it...

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Vanguard has to be the worst class to go through insanity me2 with. Adept is also pretty much neutered but at least it doesnt have a dedicated suicide button.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I forgot how ugly she was until I went through LE recently. She looks like a fricking goblin.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her face is shit

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

    >Far beyond the hazy borders of my heart
    >I can see a place that's something like this
    >Every now and then, I don't know what to do
    >Still, I know that I can never go back

    >All the things I've seen
    >In those hazy dreams
    >Can't compare to what I'm seeing now
    >Everything's so different
    >That it brings me to my knees

    >AND THOUGH
    >I KNOW
    >THE WORLD OF REAL EMOTION HAS SURROUNDED ME
    >I WON'T GIVE INTO IT
    >NOW I KNOW
    >THAT FORWARD IS THE ONLY WAY MY HEART CAN GO
    >I HEAR YOUR VOICE CALLING OUT TO ME
    >"YOU'LL NEVER BE ALONE"

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make me a steak, Miranda.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can get the frick out of my room for starters, unless you’re here to feed my fish.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Has sex with you in Tali's workplace and above where Jack sleeps
    WTF was her actual problem?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing wrong with establishing dominance

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can go find tali and then go file paperwork for like 3 hours.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kiss and make up already

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