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    • #407693
      Anonymous
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      >2 hours game length
      >80 dollars

    • #407694
      Anonymous
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      It’s actually 1 hour long and costs $90 retard

    • #407695
      Anonymous
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      >30 minute game
      >$160
      what were they thinking?

    • #407696
      Anonymous
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      is this real? what the fuck is wrong with nintendo?

      • #407698
        Anonymous
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        i heard it’s actually $90 and no game

      • #407707
        Anonymous
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        It’s just a box for 120$, there is no game inside. Tendies will defend this

        • #407730
          Anonymous
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          You can’t even joke about that it’s what they did for labo

          • #407771
            Anonymous
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            Labo had a cartridge though

        • #407764
          Anonymous
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          >games like this actually exist

          Careful what you try to joke about.

      • #407732
        Anonymous
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        It actually costs $743 and comes with nothing but a piece of paper telling you to go fuck yourself

    • #407697
      Anonymous
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      >go grab a cup of coffee
      >ZDR already blew up
      Do tendies really?

    • #407699
      Anonymous
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      >7 hours game length
      >6 hours game length
      >5 hours game length
      >4 hours game length
      >2 hours game length
      >45 minute game length
      make up your mind retards

      also took me 12 hours to 100% but keep baitposting ya faggot

      • #407702
        Anonymous
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        >2 minutes
        >$400

      • #407703
        Anonymous
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        People have beaten it in less than two hours

        • #407704
          Anonymous
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          We’re basing a game’s monetary value on how quickly speedrunners can blast through a game now?

        • #407705
          Anonymous
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          but have YOU beaten it in 2h

          • #407767
            Anonymous
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        • #407709
          Anonymous
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          People beat oblivion unless than an hour, people have beaten the dark souls games in under 2 hours.

        • #407715
          Anonymous
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          people have beaten Ocarina of Time in 6 minutes

        • #407738
          Anonymous
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          How much time do you think they spent on it to do that you retard?

      • #407720
        Anonymous
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        >145$ game

        >45 mins to beat

        how could nitendo do this ?

      • #407737
        Anonymous
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        You’re saying that like it means something. 12 hours to 200% is pitiful.

      • #407765
        Anonymous
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        It took me 5 minutes 34 seconds and I spent 345€ on it. Its true!

    • #407700
      Anonymous
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      Last time I checked it was for free. But… nostalgia aside is a 3 stars game at best. If this game would have a different name and different character it woul be trashed as it deserved.

    • #407701
      Anonymous
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      You’re thinking of Super Metroid at launch, adjusted for inflation.
      Dread is actually about twice as long and costs slightly less.

      • #407729
        Anonymous
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        Wages stagnated while costs inflated.
        Stop parroting rightwing politican propaganda talking points.

    • #407706
      Anonymous
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      >mfw finished it in around 9 hours and paid $0

    • #407708
      Anonymous
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      >2h
      >100$
      they can’t getting away with this

    • #407710
      Anonymous
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      Why does the time keep getting smaller and the price keep getting higher?

      • #407711
        Anonymous
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        They patch the game to make it smaller now. Absolutely pathetic, fuck Nintendo

        • #407712
          Anonymous
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          And they retroactively charge you extra for doing so. Holy shit tendies

      • #407718
        Anonymous
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        They realized a lot of people never finish their games, even if they paid the full price

    • #407713
      Anonymous
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      >Buy a switch for 300$
      >Buy a switch OLED for 350$ because I want the games to look good
      >Buy the game from a scalper for 90$
      >Open the case
      >Nervously place the game on my Switch OLED
      >Game falls to the floor, cat grabs it
      >Dog’s mad, kills the cat, grabs the cart
      >Dogs choked with the cart before I can do anything
      >tfw 740$ and no game, no cat and no dog

      • #407714
        Anonymous
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        yet somehow tendies will defend this.

      • #407719
        Anonymous
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        yet somehow tendies will defend this.

        >take guy’s money and pets
        Holy based Nintendo!

      • #407721
        Anonymous
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        I don’t know why anyone would support this garbage company after shit like this

      • #407766
        Anonymous
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        No way that’s true
        Its REAL????

    • #407716
      Anonymous
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      • #407724
        Anonymous
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        Early boss.
        Phase 1.

      • #407727
        Anonymous
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        try doing that on hard mode

      • #407734
        Anonymous
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        every thread lmao
        you get to this boss in like an hour, this is only the first phase, granted phase two isnt much harder but again, its like the 2nd non mini-boss in the game

      • #407740
        Anonymous
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        >gets hit
        Am I supposed to be impressed?

      • #407741
        Anonymous
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        every single thread lmao

      • #407772
        Anonymous
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        >Metroid trannies unironically defend this laughable gameplay

    • #407717
      Anonymous
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      >2 hour length
      >intro and end cutscene are 30 minutes each

      So it’s actually a 1 hour game. Buyer beware.

    • #407722
      Anonymous
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      wtf the game cost me 100 dollars and it only lasted half an hour

    • #407723
      Anonymous
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      Oh shit bros my time travel machine is going nuts all of a sudde-
      *this thread has been transported back in time*
      >9800 yen
      Imagine paying this much for a fucking 7 hour long game holy shit

    • #407725
      Anonymous
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      Something that keeps being forgotten is that the time you’re given at the end for your clear time doesnt include deaths nor does it include cutscenes.

    • #407726
      Anonymous
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      Everyone hates filler episodes or unnecessary grinding, but games have to be artificial long to be worth money somehow

    • #407728
      Anonymous
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      You have genre defining games like Hollow Knight that everyone loves selling for less than 20 bucks and the flood of excellent other indie metroidvanias every year for a decade.
      Next to it Metroid just does not look worth the money and almost completely riding on brand recognition from Nintendo.
      Also fuck cutscene spam. That shit dragged down Metroid Prime 3 already when the texts to read were always way better for anyone that isn’t a movie normalfag.

      • #407733
        Anonymous
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        Are you actually retarded? Metroid made this genre

      • #407736
        Anonymous
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        Hollow knight is awful, it’s honestly a terrible game and it last so long because the movement is extremely slow.

    • #407731
      Anonymous
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      >1 picosecond game length
      >500 trillion dollars
      Seriously, Nintendo?

      • #407774
        Anonymous
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        Honestly it was a bold decision, they only had to sell one copy to make more money than any other corporation in human history.

    • #407735
      Anonymous
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    • #407739
      Anonymous
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      >have to work for 4 hours in the Nintendo mines
      >50 crypto bucks

    • #407742
      Anonymous
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      >12 minutes game length
      >800 dollars

    • #407743
      Anonymous
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      • #407744
        Anonymous
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        >game not included

      • #407748
        Anonymous
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        No actual game????? Wtf????

      • #407750
        Anonymous
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        >ONE MILLION DOLLARS
        >0 hours long
        bioware wtf ?????????

      • #407770
        Anonymous
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        The point of this is so they don’t have to package individual combinations of the platform specific disks with the boxes. If one platform outsells another, then they have unused stock of the fancy toys. Its not marketed correctly, but its a sound idea. Its a collector’s package, and you pick your platform seperately.

    • #407745
      Anonymous
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      Yesterday it was 8 hours, then 6 at $70
      Today we’re at 2-3 hours at $80

      What is it going to be tomorrow?

      • #407746
        Anonymous
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        Friday

        • #407751
          Anonymous
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          Haha You know what Friday starts with?
          F

      • #407749
        Anonymous
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        >Paying four and a half trillion dollars for negative hours
        It LITERALLY deletes the memories you have of other games, why are you buying this?!?!?!?

    • #407747
      Anonymous
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      And I would buy it again next year if they made another

    • #407752
      Anonymous
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      Where can I download this shit fitgirl seems to be down

    • #407753
      Anonymous
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      Why would length of a game dictate price?

      This is by far the most brainlet fucking mindset possible.

      The best game ever made could be a half hour and you would say it should be 50 cents

      • #407754
        Anonymous
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        Dread has totally and completely broken Ganker. We’re hitting Switch launch levels of cope and delusion posting. We’ve been getting the general schizo rambling insanity posts, too.

        • #407756
          Anonymous
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          >doesn’t have NETFLIX, OR FOLDERS, OR VOICE CHAT, OR BACKGROUNDS

          lmfaooooooooooooo!! NOOOOOOO!!! MY GAME CONSOLE DOESN’T HAVE NETFLIX AND BACKGROUNDS!!!!

    • #407755
      Anonymous
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      >$300 game
      >can’t even play it

    • #407757
      Anonymous
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      It’s these types of people. They’re fucking broken.

    • #407758
      Anonymous
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      Play Genshin instead it’s free

      • #407773
        Anonymous
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        Metroid Dread is free on PC

        • #407776
          Anonymous
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          It’s also free on Switch. Thanks based NVIDIA.

    • #407759
      Anonymous
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      1. Every Metroid game is between 4 and 8 hours long
      2. 60 dollars is cheap
      3. Video games have been 60 dollars and less than 4 hours before (Halo)
      4. This game only has 20 minutes of cutscenes, which means, all things considered it’s probably longer than Triple A Blockbusters
      5. This is an actual fucking game, with gameplay. It feels like a fucking game, and not a movie. You’re getting 8 HOURS OF GAMEPLAY, like you should be getting
      6. Suck my big ol fat cockie

      • #407760
        Anonymous
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        >CONSOOMER LIKE $60 4 HOURS GAME??? LET’S SEE IF CONSOOMER LIKE $70 2 HOURS GAME! HE DO???? AND HE DEFEND US???? NICE!!! HOW ABOUT $80 AND 1 HOUR GAME???

      • #407761
        Anonymous
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        Weak bait
        Shit game

      • #407762
        Anonymous
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        Kek

        • #407763
          Anonymous
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          I still don’t know what this image is meant to convey. You can eat corn flakes daily and benefit from it, if you try to eat steaks daily you’ll fucking die. Also steaks are basically welfare for farmers, they get gigantic subsidies from the government.

          • #407777
            Anonymous
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            The hidden accent is that it’s Kellogg’s, so it means if you buy this game, you support gnomish mutilation of American children.

        • #407768
          Anonymous
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          >cereal doesn’t even come with the required milk dlc
          Besides being bland as fuck expecting me to pay extra just to enjoy the game as it was meant is fucking unacceptable.

        • #407778
          Anonymous
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          >food analogy

    • #407769
      Anonymous
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      >took 10 hours to 100%
      >0 dollars
      thanks, kotaku

    • #407775
      Anonymous
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      The game is truly special and worth every penny.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGqOqnioORo

    • #407779
      Anonymous
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      Wake me up when cool shit gets found in this game.

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