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    • #380372
      Anonymous
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      >actual gamer is in charge of a gaming company
      >it succeeds

      Wow, now if only other game companies could follow suit

    • #380373
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Based Chael

      • #380451
        Anonymous
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        >"I can’t let you get close!"
        >transition to player controls

    • #380374
      Anonymous
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      *buys your favorite studio*

      " *pshh*, Nothing personnel, kid. "

      • #380488
        Anonymous
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        *does nothing with it*
        *forces them to make kinect shovel ware*
        *talent leaves*
        wooooooooow

    • #380375
      Anonymous
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      oats natty pass quina bitch ass flavors

    • #380376
      Anonymous
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      SUCK IN THAT BEER BELLY

      • #380383
        Anonymous
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        Girls are into that shit nowadays. Dont tell /fit/.

        • #380385
          Anonymous
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          >Dont tell /fit/.
          >implying /fit/ wants girls
          /fit/ is literally more gay than /lgbt/ anon.

        • #380386
          Anonymous
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          No they aren’t. Girls are into abs and muscles but you gotta be good looking and tall with it. If your good looking and tall with a dad bod then yeah ofc your gonna btfo out of a /fit/ ugly manlet. But a fit chad always beats the beer belly chad.

          • #380387
            Anonymous
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            >good looking
            I am not a mutant
            >tall
            I’m 6’1"
            are you saying if I get /fit/ I might have a chance..?

            • #380388
              Anonymous
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              If you’re a 5/10 then with that height getting /fit/ will make you into an 8/10.

              • #380395
                Anonymous
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                😀
                thank you for the vote of confidence, anon

        • #380392
          Anonymous
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          that girls like dad bods thing was such a psyop lol. Literally made up shit

        • #380403
          Anonymous
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          >girls are into dad bods

          • #380405
            Anonymous
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            A lot of them are man, doesn’t mean you should let that stop you from exercising if you want to or need to.

            • #380410
              Anonymous
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              >he legitimately believes women when they say they like fat men
              Fat men are just as disgusting to women as fat chicks are to men. Don’t believe Ondore’s lies.

              • #380415
                Anonymous
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                Women dont like actual dad bods
                They see shit like Jason Momoa on off-season body with high bodyfat and call it a dad bod
                Most people are completely clueless about bodybuilding

                • #380469
                  Anonymous
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                  >omg I love a 6’5" ripped dude with slight bodyfat #Ilovedadbods
                  I fucking hate femoids

        • #380407
          Anonymous
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        • #380438
          Anonymous
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          you’re only allowed to be fat if you’re at 2/3/4/5 strength level
          and even then, there is zero justification for going above 20% bf, unless you’re some 6’8" strongman who gets paid for it

          • #380439
            Anonymous
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            I suck penis btw.

        • #380450
          Anonymous
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          holy cope

        • #380465
          Anonymous
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          Correct

          • #380466
            Anonymous
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            What a stupid argument, if you try you’ll keep your gains until you die.

            • #380473
              Anonymous
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              You will eventually lose some mass even if you train at the same level 50 years from now. Which you won’t be able to because of the limitations of your vital organs, skeletal structure and connective tissues.
              There’s a reason builders always eventually stop, the benefits stop outweighing the risks.

              • #380477
                Anonymous
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                Weaklings. Too weak willed to reverse aging through thought alone.

          • #380471
            Anonymous
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            Not going to read that btw.

            • #380474
              Anonymous
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              >btw
              By the way of what?

              • #380483
                Anonymous
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                by the way my balls.

          • #380491
            Anonymous
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            This one is classic cringe
            >imaginary female to support his cope
            >we
            >if
            It’s so much compacted bitterness and asshurt.

          • #380494
            Anonymous
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            Kek that copium

          • #380497
            Anonymous
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            >talk to friends
            gym is a perfect place to spend quality time with friends, you build something together rather than having a shallow friendship based on pop culture gossip

        • #380475
          Anonymous
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          this is literal fat cope.

      • #380498
        Anonymous
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        Yeah, he looks like a bloated alcoholic.

    • #380377
      Anonymous
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      games aren’t made for gamers
      they’re made for a larger audience encompassing people who do not play games, studios admit this.
      Games for gamers by gamers is a thing of the past. This is simple products for consumers by marketers.

      • #380398
        Anonymous
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        >a thing of the past
        >implying time is linear

    • #380378
      Anonymous
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      Who dis?

    • #380381
      Anonymous
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      Jim ryan>phil
      The rest of the world agree with this.

    • #380382
      Anonymous
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      bottle necked by the belt

      • #380400
        Anonymous
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        >add some cayenne and baking soda
        i know what i’m bringing to school tomorrow, wish me luck lads

        • #380429
          Anonymous
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          >school
          Ganker is 18+ retard.

    • #380384
      Anonymous
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      More like getting acquired by another gaming company

    • #380389
      Anonymous
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      >Phil only got a job at Microsoft because he was told he’d get a free computer to play games on after his internship was up
      Based, like getting a job at Costco so you get free chicken bakes only to end up running costco.

    • #380390
      Anonymous
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      Are we really pretending Phil has done anything of value for Xbox?
      Big whoop they are going to come in last place this gen by a smaller margin

    • #380391
      Anonymous
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      >ensured that Xbox lost all of its goodwill last generation with the Xbone
      >ensured that Xbox is literally worthless since all the games are also on PC
      nice

      • #380396
        Anonymous
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        The first point is that faggot Don Mattrick, not Phil. The second point is such a shame though. Making sure every Xbox game is on pc going forward was such a retarded decision. They should have kept some games as true exclusives or at least made it so pcfags had to wait a year or something before the games come to pc. That’s really the only bad thing Phil’s done, everything else has been great.

        • #380397
          Anonymous
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          There’s halo 5. Lol.

          • #380406
            Anonymous
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            Will probably be ported in the future once Infinite is out. Once that’s gone that’ll be the end of an era.

            • #380416
              Anonymous
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              It’s funny cause whenever I ask people to name “one single Xbox console exclusive” nobody ever says Halo 5. It’s because they know it’s not even worth mentioning. It’s below contempt.

        • #380414
          Anonymous
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          >Making sure every Xbox game is on pc going forward was such a retarded decision
          this was fucking stupid since the beginning
          there was a big strand between microsoft pc and microsoft xbox during the 360 era
          jfc it gave birth to gfwl

    • #380393
      Anonymous
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      >succeeds
      isn’t this the guy that just cancels every game?
      good luck ever getting ES6 lol

    • #380394
      Anonymous
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      >Fails in Japan

      • #380399
        Anonymous
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        Series X/S is on track to outsell the xbox one’s lifetime sales in one year. It’s not really saying much, but it’s an improvement.

      • #380422
        Anonymous
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        VTubers are getting paid to use the SeX and Gamepass.

      • #380425
        Anonymous
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        Wait for the next year
        it seems to me there will be results never seen before

    • #380401
      Anonymous
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      >Look a wild don’t know shit about games appeared

    • #380402
      Anonymous
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      manlets really love those apple cuck watches, don’t they

    • #380404
      Anonymous
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      how many games do you think he has played?

      • #380408
        Anonymous
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        He’s a cold businessman that doesn’t understand videogames. He only cares about money. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s never beat a single game.

        • #380412
          Anonymous
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          >He’s a cold businessman
          Fucking this
          you read my mind seconds before posting this

      • #380417
        Anonymous
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        He is so cute.

      • #380421
        Anonymous
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        is that the guy who’s finishing killing the Playstation I knew?

      • #380428
        Anonymous
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        >*kills Japan Studios*

        • #380430
          Anonymous
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          Didn’t they reorganize a bunch of halo devs into another team or something? It was that just a rumor

      • #380496
        Anonymous
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        youcan just tell hes pissed that he has to pose with that dual shock instead of sucking blood out of infants

      • #380499
        Anonymous
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        His comments on backwards compatibility suggest he went full damage control or he has never played a game in his life if he really meant it

    • #380409
      Anonymous
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      Think of what you want about management personalities in gaming. but every time they replace these guys, it’s with someone contently worse and less likable.
      You should hope Phil keeps the job as long as possible.

    • #380411
      Anonymous
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      reminder that phil is only in charge because he was the only one left and the suits at microsoft were going to pull the plug on the entire xbox brand

    • #380420
      Anonymous
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      >>it succeeds

      Microsoft has not made a dime from their gaming division since Xbox has existed. This has been admitted to in legal documents. Look it up.

      • #380424
        Anonymous
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        That’s not what it said…

      • #380426
        Anonymous
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        the Xbox is now a parasite to the Windows platform, it doesn’t need to be profitable in the usual way like PlayStation is to Sony it just needs to sell enough gamepass subscriptions

    • #380427
      Anonymous
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      fuck Xbox but I’m rooting for Phil because he seems to be the only suit that actually likes videogames

    • #380432
      Anonymous
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      >it succeeds
      yeah broo
      mixer is gonna be yuuuuuge, we got ninja broooo

    • #380433
      Anonymous
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      Yes.
      Captcha:GAYBD

      • #380434
        Anonymous
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        Anon you need glasses

        • #380443
          Anonymous
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          anon…

          If he was wrong then how did it let him post?

          • #380444
            Anonymous
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            It sometimes lets you through with 1 wrong letter

          • #380445
            Anonymous
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            I’ve found that the captcha is shit and you can put either 5/S, 8/B, or 0/O and it won’t make a difference. It might just be that it allows one wrong letter like the other anon said

      • #380435
        Anonymous
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        anon…

        • #380440
          Anonymous
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          What?

          • #380442
            Anonymous
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            >trans guy is clearly just a gay dude

            • #380452
              Anonymous
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              wahhh pride flags wahhh

              • #380453
                Anonymous
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                when the fuck does it stop

                • #380455
                  Anonymous
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                  Up your Ass.

                  • #380457
                    Anonymous
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                    misery loves company

                  • #380458
                    Anonymous
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                    hold on anon i want to make my own sexuality and flag since everyone else is doing it, it’s like picking a superpower for yourself as a kid, just make something up everyone will roll with it

                    • #380460
                      Anonymous
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                      That’s the best part.

            • #380489
              Anonymous
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              which one is trans? they all look the same

              • #380492
                Anonymous
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                the one wearing the tranny flag shirt

      • #380437
        Anonymous
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        that clearly says gay along with a picture of your small penis

    • #380436
      Anonymous
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      Btw has it happened to anyone else that you didn’t know that Windows 10 and Office belong to Microsoft lol?

    • #380448
      Anonymous
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      >how do you do fellow gamers
      >i’m definitely not a lizard person
      >"""actual gamer"""
      You’re a bit naive mate.

    • #380454
      Anonymous
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      Why does he have breasts?

    • #380456
      Anonymous
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      He’s a lot better than Don Mattrick

    • #380459
      Anonymous
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      >succeed
      I’m not sure he did that. All the xbox one issues were dropped before launch and then Phil became the head of xbox in 2014. He had an entire gen to fix the xbox one but it didn’t. The changes he did weren’t enough to take back market share. Sony was able to change everything with the PS3 so Microsoft should have been able to do that too. Xbox last gen had no compelling exclusives either and Phil himself admitted that the lack of exclusives was a major issue. He then basically ended Xbox as a relevant console when he decided to put 99% of xbox games on PC. He also wants Gamepass to be everywhere which at somepoint will include Sony and Nintendo hardware. I’m starting to think Gamepass will outlive the xbox console itself.

      As a console player why should I buy an xbox when I could get a steam deck and play xbox games on there and get all (or most?) of the positives of PC gaming?

      • #380461
        Anonymous
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        How will Xbox players cope with the fact that the deck will literally be more relevant than the Xbox as a handheld?

        • #380463
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Honestly Xbox should go 3rd party or maybe make a platform to compete against Steam. I was never able to get into PC gaming but with the Deck I’ll finally be able to. I’m looking forward to it.

          • #380467
            Anonymous
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            Will the deck be able to support VR?

            • #380468
              Anonymous
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              I have no clue

              • #380470
                Anonymous
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                I have one preordered, just in case, but I couldn’t think of a real reason (personally) to actually buy it

                If the deck can support VR, then it might actually be worth getting

                • #380476
                  Anonymous
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                  I predict they’ll support it in the near future if not at launch.

                  • #380478
                    Anonymous
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                    I mean it *should* just werk as long as it’s powerful enough no? The deck is basically just a laptop

              • #380500
                Anonymous
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                I read cute

    • #380462
      Anonymous
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      Do I automatically become a chad if I have sex? Prostitution is legal in my country.

      • #380472
        Anonymous
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        No, but losing your virginity to get the elephant out of the room can be the first step in getting your shit together with women. If you haven’t done anything with a girl you are probably not confident around them. It’s a big confidence booster to have a positive encounter with an escort, just don’t settle for a druggie or some stupid shit like that.

    • #380464
      Anonymous
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      Yes sirs i was just playing the halo infinites with Senior Phil

    • #380480
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >actually likes games
      >lifts

      Based

    • #380481
      Anonymous
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      so why doesn’t Microsoft make games anymore?

    • #380482
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >*ruins PSO*
      Fuck you Phil and fuck you Sega

      • #380484
        Anonymous
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        PSO was shit back in episode 5 my guy

    • #380485
      Anonymous
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      >>it succeeds
      lel when?

      • #380486
        Anonymous
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        well, Gamepass has around 23 million subscribers as of 6 months ago
        he bought major IP’s, confirmed to be making exclusive games, and Series S/X is set to outsale the XBO
        Xbox is set to do pretty well, we’ll just need to wait for actual games to come out

    • #380490
      Anonymous
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      The jeans and flat shoe combo just looks so bad but I feel like the market homogenized so much that it’s either flat shoe, basketball shoe, running shoe, or boot

    • #380495
      Anonymous
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      No self respecting gamer, let alone a human, would read that dogshit he’s holding.

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