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    • #413068
      Anonymous
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      >Anon has fallen in love with his love interest mother.

    • #413069
      Anonymous
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      >tfw my gf’s mother is hotter than her
      What to do? Cheat on my gf with her mother or marry her and wait a few decades to get the milf?

      • #413072
        Anonymous
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        marry your gf, then her mom will fug you the nights your gf isn’t willing

      • #413074
        Anonymous
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        >>tfw my gf’s mother is hotter than her

        I know this feel

      • #413077
        Anonymous
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        >>tfw my gf’s mother is hotter than her

        I know this feel

        >tfw my gf’s mother is hideous
        i’m fucked, aren’t i

        • #413078
          Anonymous
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          Just make sure she works out anon

        • #413080
          Anonymous
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          just don’t marry her, ez pz

      • #413083
        Anonymous
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        >cheat on my gf with her mother
        Do you think you actually have a chance with her mom?

        • #413085
          Anonymous
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          yes, we are very close

          • #413157
            Anonymous
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            >ugh look how pretty i am
            >ugh look how my bf is getting too friendly with my mom
            her mom seems like a much more pleasant person than her tbqh fampai

            • #413162
              Anonymous
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              did you try translating what is written in that video?

      • #413118
        Anonymous
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        I heard that the mom is how the daughter will look like in the future. How true is that?

    • #413070
      Anonymous
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      runefactory.jpg

      • #413071
        Anonymous
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        erytimee

    • #413073
      Anonymous
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      • #413075
        Anonymous
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      • #413079
        Anonymous
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      • #413082
        Anonymous
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      • #413125
        Anonymous
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      • #413130
        Anonymous
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        God Shrek 1 was goated

      • #413131
        Anonymous
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        actual hearty kek

      • #413141
        Anonymous
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    • #413076
      Anonymous
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      >Love interest is identical to the protagonist’s mother
      What did DMC mean by this?

      • #413097
        Anonymous
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        Trish isn’t Dante’s love interest at all.

    • #413081
      Anonymous
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    • #413084
      Anonymous
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      Do girls oppose the idea of threesome with their mothers/daughters if you’re a good seducer/groomer?

    • #413086
      Anonymous
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      I don’t even love my GF, I’m just sticking around because I found out that she came from serious money. That said.

      >love gf’s mom
      Her mother intimidates the shit out of me. She has a staunch, elegant air about her that is bound to sniff out the fact that I’m a fucking fraud.

      • #413087
        Anonymous
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        dick

        • #413091
          Anonymous
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          chad

          duality of man

          • #413094
            Anonymous
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            One guy is a simp/troon/woman/pussy whipped beta bitchboi that will never score.

            • #413098
              Anonymous
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              Yeah, it’s the guy still saying chad in 2021.

              • #413099
                Anonymous
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                >current year meme

              • #413100
                Anonymous
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                Based.

                >current year meme

                Cringe.

                • #413103
                  Anonymous
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                  (You)

      • #413088
        Anonymous
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        chad

      • #413089
        Anonymous
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        Mad respect, king. Don’t fuck that up, it’s once in a lifetime chance.
        >finds himself in a Kaiji-like rom-com IRL
        not so bad weeb, not so bad at all.

      • #413092
        Anonymous
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        Based

      • #413095
        Anonymous
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        she knows what you want, Who You Are, and is already ten steps ahead of you. If you’re talking about real money, they’ve already done background checks on you, they’ve already had a PI follow you throughout your day.

      • #413096
        Anonymous
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        Consider falling in love with her mom.
        Maybe pop a boner around her looking at her thighs or toes? This will complicate things for her greatly. Just be subtle so she in turn has to battle herself and her moist womanhood.
        Get a picture of your GF with her mom, where the picture obviously focuses on the mother, or hide your GF under app icons and accidentally show it to her mother.

        • #413101
          Anonymous
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          Please, she’s a rich older woman, if she wanted a young man’s cock, she could buy a much nicer one than anon’s.

          • #413107
            Anonymous
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            If he has his daughter’s affection he’s the only man in the room she can fuck to absolutely conquer and stick it up to her daughter.
            Anon’s just walking meat to her, but oh so delightful when seasoned with youthful tears of her daughter.

      • #413102
        Anonymous
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        Don’t take any advice from here. Anons want to fuck your shit up for laughs. Roll with it, and enjoy being financially stable.

        • #413110
          Anonymous
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          i’m already laughing knowing he’ll stick for the money

      • #413104
        Anonymous
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        At least you have a gf

      • #413106
        Anonymous
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        she knows what you want, Who You Are, and is already ten steps ahead of you. If you’re talking about real money, they’ve already done background checks on you, they’ve already had a PI follow you throughout your day.

        She knows but won’t do shit, the more money you have, the emptier you become. Are you afraid of fucking air? Because that’s what she is full of, she might say something but she’s too self-absorbed to do anything.
        Basically, if it isn’t outright her problem, she won’t do a thing even if you’re a massive poopyhole, she will say "it’s her life she can do whatever she wants" as a cope.

        tl;dr : She knows, she’ll snob you, she won’t actively do shit.

      • #413111
        Anonymous
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        >gf has money
        Marry her LMAO

        I’m not joking

      • #413116
        Anonymous
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        I imagine you as Ethan Winters.

      • #413117
        Anonymous
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        based
        I wonder how bad the situation could become if she discovers it

      • #413121
        Anonymous
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        >getting with someone for money

        Are you a woman?
        Just transition already

        • #413122
          Anonymous
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          obsessed, holy shit
          you can stop projecting now, it’s ok

        • #413123
          Anonymous
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          >getting with someone for ((((love))))
          lol, enjoy your devastating divorce.

          • #413124
            Anonymous
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            >anon so jaded he thinks love is a gnomish conspiracy
            Sad!

            • #413126
              Anonymous
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              melanoid just wank and tell me how much in love are you.

              • #413129
                Anonymous
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                Love is wanting to be around the person even after jerking off

                • #413132
                  Anonymous
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                  And watching pigs fly afterwards?

                  • #413134
                    Anonymous
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                    Did your parents get divorced, anon?
                    Experienced a bad break up?

                    • #413142
                      Anonymous
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                      Single mom, all of my gfs were BPD/toxic bitches that were giving me ultimatums one week into the relationship.
                      My last relationship broke up because I refused to refund MGS5 on Steam.
                      I guess love can exist between two functional people but it’s not a reality I’ll experience, so to me it’s a spook.

                      • #413147
                        Anonymous
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                        >My last relationship broke up because I refused to refund MGS5 on Steam.
                        What the hell?
                        And I’m sorry to hear that, anon. Bad life experiences can really negatively impact even things that are supposed to be good in life. I know I’ve been in a few relationships where the girl was a bit crazy. Why do you think all of your girlfriends are like that? Genuine question, not trying to insinuate anything.

                      • #413152
                        Anonymous
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                        She’s even now, at age almost 30, a NEET. She was seething I spent so much money on a game and that I wouldn’t spend time with her.
                        She also stood me up at least two times in one month so my patience was growing thin.

                        I was being a bit edgy, I grew a bit as a person and I’m willing to try dating again, but I’m kinda opposed to women with baggage now. Would rather groom her a little than have to deal with them mentioning their exes and still being angry about it instead of focusing on me.

                      • #413156
                        Anonymous
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                        >let me tell you about the previous guy who put his dick in me
                        Normies put up with the most insane shit, in fact normalfags aren’t normal in the head, they’re evidently fucking insane.

                      • #413153
                        Anonymous
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                        I’ll give you a hint, if you got infected by the globohomo you will have difficulty loving. The reason is because it warps your perception of reality. If you think that "love is love", that what homosexuals are doing is "love", then you cannot love, because what homosexuals are doing is treating each others as interchangeable, giving each others worms, STDs and anal fissures, death, cancer, etc. That’s called doing violence and having no loyalty, not love, you can go your entire life thinking that you are "loving" while you are actually doing violence if you fall for those lies.

                • #413133
                  Anonymous
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                  NO I DON’T LOVE MY MUM FUCK YOU

      • #413128
        Anonymous
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        You should break up with her frankly, if you’re not actually invested in the relationship, you’ll end up either breaking it off at a later date, or end up in a loveless marriage held together only by monetary incentive.

      • #413136
        Anonymous
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        You act and sound like a woman.

      • #413144
        Anonymous
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        Jesus fucking christ, this is why being tall is living life on easy mode.

        You can literally just fuck some rich broad who only cares about height.

        If you are a subhuman manlet, this will NEVER happen to you.

        Tall dudes live life on easy mode, they have it easier than wombyn.

        • #413148
          Anonymous
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          Short guys are so pathetic holy shit, literally OBSESSED

        • #413150
          Anonymous
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          >being a manlet
          >not being surrounded by women taller and stronger than you are at all times
          Whatever you’re doing, you’re doing it wrong.

        • #413155
          Anonymous
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          i’m 5’5, fat, and brown and i’m engaged to a gorgeous woman.
          you’re not trying hard enough.

        • #413159
          Anonymous
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          lol get fucked manlet

    • #413090
      Anonymous
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      >tfw you find a doujin where the mother is way hotter than the girlfriend and she cucks her daughter

    • #413105
      Anonymous
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      >574502051
      >muh you dopamine

    • #413127
      Anonymous
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      >you will never dress up in your mom’s clothes
      >you will never feel her too small panties riding up your ample buttcheeks, giving you a tight wedgie
      >you will never put on her skirt, it’s smaller size bearly covering your ass and neither regions, it’s tighness around the waist giving you a muffin top
      >you will never feel her top squeezing your chest, bursting at the seams on your bigger, fuller body
      >you will never see your midriff nicely exposed by your mom’s small attire
      >you will never use her makeup, transforming your face into that of her – but more bolder, more refined, more confident
      >you will never greet your dad, arriving late from work
      >you will never trick him with your disguise
      >your dad will never kiss you on the lips, his tounge full of love, exploring your mouth
      >he will never carry you bridal-style to the master bedroom
      >he will never throw you on the bed, gently, but with force
      >you will never unzip your dad’s jeans, exposing his big, veiny cock to the outside world
      >you will never give your dad the best blowjob of his life
      >you will never feel his strong arms – that once carried you, that onced held you when you were learing how to walk – holding you tight by your hair
      >you will never feel his hot seed shooting straight into your throat
      >your dad will never see his beautiful "wife" swallowing his cum with glee
      >you will never see your dad so happy and content with his life
      >your dad will never see you so happy
      Why even live at this point?

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        Anonymous
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      • #413138
        Anonymous
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        lol

      • #413151
        Anonymous
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        >tfw you will never inherit a motel

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      Anonymous
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    • #413158
      Anonymous
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      What game does this

    • #413160
      Anonymous
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      >start reading "You Like Me (Mama), Not My Daughter!?" light novel
      >this thread pops up
      nice

      • #413161
        Anonymous
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        Didn’t the mom actually won in the end?

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