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    • #464801
      Anonymous
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      >be a female superhero
      >has long hair and does not wear a head protection

    • #464802
      Anonymous
      Guest

      There is different headgears in the game. I for one am way more hyped for Gotham Knights than Suicide Squad.

    • #464803
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >be male
      >lightly club female superhero in the head one (1) time because she has to let her feminine long hair flow without a helmet for some reason
      >she falls to the ground and begins the fencing response
      >my criminal friends and I rape her and dissolve her body in a vat of acid, never to be seen again

      • #464812
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >not keeping a "superheroine" as a sex slave

      • #464818
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Yet The Joker doesn’t wear head protection and i dont see people fantasising about raping him.

        • #464819
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Kek

        • #464844
          Anonymous
          Guest

          He isn’t a woman.

          • #464848
            Anonymous
            Guest

            With all that makeup he might as well be.

          • #464881
            Anonymous
            Guest

            You will never be a woman.

        • #464847
          Anonymous
          Guest

          • #464862
            Anonymous
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            Doesn’t count. It’s not a fantasy it is just the means to an end.

            • #464864
              Anonymous
              Guest

              The means to getting to carve that clown anus.

        • #464882
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Is the joker a women?

      • #464833
        Anonymous
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        The whole dark/positive multiverse thing confirmed that superheroes/heroines are always meant to win. They don’t have to care about safety in a reality where they are basically destined to win.

    • #464804
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >discount female batman knockoff
      >superhero
      Who reads this gay ass shit? She would be shot in the head and raped by wild joggers on her first night patrolling

    • #464805
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Man, Iโ€™m gonna make so much porn once her model gets ripped.

      • #464807
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Batman will get you

      • #464811
        Anonymous
        Guest

        it’s fiction, it’s the only way women could fight men in hand to hand combat.

        based.

      • #464849
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Please, make her fuck little boys.

        • #464892
          Anonymous
          Guest

          It’s gonna happen regardless. All the top broads are doing it.

    • #464806
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >it’s actually barbara
      I though she wore an actual headpiece usually? What the fuck?

    • #464808
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Robin’s dont wear headgear either, hence why Dick got shot in the head and lived. Green arrow and arsenal too. Honestly more of the non powered super heroes don’t wear full head gear then do.

      • #464809
        Anonymous
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        >dexterity > durability
        >evasion > crit damage reduction
        >speed > strength
        >style > function
        Wha are normal humans going to do when they fight agaisnt meta humans and god-like beings? Is not like a bullet proof helmet will stop doomsday from crushing their heads if he catch them anyway

        • #464870
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >this is what dex fags believe

    • #464810
      Anonymous
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      Don’t know what it is about Batgirl that makes me want to fuck her so hard I break my pelvis.

      • #464858
        Anonymous
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        All Batgirls are extremely erotic with the exception of Cassandra, who is a shit.

    • #464813
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Women in combat make zero sense anyway, might as well try and maake them hot

      • #464815
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Hey, a girl doing a bunch of flips and kicking you in the chest would really put you out.
        Before you get up and snap her spine.

    • #464814
      Anonymous
      Guest

      She’s a superhero

    • #464816
      Anonymous
      Guest

      be a male super hero and dress like a fag.

    • #464817
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I still don’t know if this is a looter live service game. I keep getting conflicting information.

      • #464820
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Damage numbers, health bars, enemy levels…it gives off that vibe, i would be its gonna be

      • #464863
        Anonymous
        Guest

        They say it’s not because it’s not going to be a continous service of adding new content and seasonal events and shit, it’s a once and done game with co-op, but given enemies have levels and shit, I would say at the very least it will definitely have some form of grinding to pad out the play time like every single other fucking open world game these days.

    • #464821
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Batman doesn’t wear fucking head protection either. The guy wears a mask.

      >BUT THE MASK IS ACTUALLY MADE OF KRYPTONITE-STEEL AND IS THE HARDEST AND LIGHTEST METAL IN THE GALAXY AND BATMAN CAN’T BE HURT BECAUSE OF IT

      The dude wears a fucking mask. Maybe you’d have a point if he wore a helmet or something. Robin, Batman, Batwoman, Nightwing. All of them just wear masks.

    • #464822
      Anonymous
      Guest

      CASS LOVE

      • #464827
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Cass is so thoroughly the best DC girl that even forcing her into dykeshit with Steph won’t dethrone her.

      • #464835
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Hottest outfit too.

    • #464823
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >years of recovery
      how do you recover from a shattered spine

      • #464824
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Drink milk

      • #464826
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Lazarus Pit, she’ll be insane and turn out to be the villian.

      • #464829
        Anonymous
        Guest

        You can but it takes more than a decade and you need to keep your legs moving with an exoskeleton so that they don’t become atrophied.

        • #464854
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Thatโ€™s surprising crazy how the body can heal

          • #464861
            Anonymous
            Guest

            The thing is that the wheelchair is very tempting, getting to sit all day long scratching your nuts (figuratively) and having others do everything for you. It’s dangerous stuff.

    • #464825
      Anonymous
      Guest

      99% of the batgirl designs have a cowl

    • #464828
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Let’s get real here, how many athletic redheads can Gotham have? Barbs will get caught eventually.

      • #464831
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Batwoman appears to be a long-haired redhead too, but she wears a wig. People probably assume the same for Batgirl.

        • #464834
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Nigga but Cass’s hair is LITERALLY red. No way they assume that’s her natural hair color.

          • #464837
            Anonymous
            Guest

            It’s so stupid to have her hair out like that people would just assume it MUST be a wig, because why would a superhero both have, and show off, striking long hair that could tip off her identity?

    • #464830
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Should have looked like this instead

      • #464832
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Or this

      • #464856
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Arkham Knight Batgirl is honestly her best look in anything

        • #464866
          Anonymous
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          yeah, it’s sexy but only practical. shame that DLC was so short.

        • #464867
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Yup, should have just ripped her from here.

          • #464896
            Anonymous
            Guest

            My hope this that they’ll add Arkham themed alt costumes for each character.

            • #464913
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Not possible I think because of licenses and different universes.

              • #464916
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Nigga, WB Games owns all of it. There’s no problem with licenses. The Arkham games had costumes from several different comics, movies and cartoons.

                Plus, who cares about separate universes? They’re alt costumes. You think the Adam West costume is actually canon to the Arkhamverse? Think again.

                • #464918
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  >Plus, who cares about separate universes?
                  I care. I want it to look good.

                  • #464919
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    Lmao, all the main characters of this game look like fortnite characters. I want alt costumes to cover that shit up.

    • #464836
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >uses tonfas
      she’s alright

    • #464838
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Also was raped by the Joker

      • #464839
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Joker didn’t rape Barbara. He did rape Jim though.

      • #464840
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Alan Moore is a hack.

      • #464842
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >JOKER ACTUALLY RAPED BARBARA
        >BATMAN BROKE JOKER’S NECK IN THE END
        Brainlet takes

        • #464843
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Joker unironically cannot rape because it’s too hard to stay aroused when you’re cackling like a madman. That’s why he could bang Harley, he loathed her so much she never made him laugh once.

        • #464857
          Anonymous
          Guest

          The only reason Joker didn’t raped her is because Alan Moore became an Sjw, cried like a bitch about how ashamed he is of writing that comic and to save some face he finally came clean many years later and said… There was no rape. She was all bloody and naked but no rape. I swear.
          You can’t even mention the Killing Joke in from him or he’ll have a nervous breakdown.

          • #464859
            Anonymous
            Guest

            I never got the impresison Joker raped her anyway. It’s not really his kinda "thing".

            • #464860
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Anyone have the comic page where Joker wants some kid to watch his car, and explains he’s not gonna kill the kid like he’s afraid of, because "How the hell would THAT be funny?"

              • #464869
                Anonymous
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                • #464901
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  Is that kid wearing a Bowler hat? When the hell does this take place

                  • #464914
                    Anonymous
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                    It’s from a short two-issue story called Whatever Happened to the Caped Crusader?
                    it’s not set anywhere or any time cause it comes after Batman’s death in Final Crisis, and his dying dream is everyone he ever knew showing up to his wake

            • #464871
              Anonymous
              Guest

              He didn’t rape her because it would serve no purpose to his overall goal which was breaking Gordon. Having him see his naked daughter in pain and being subjected to this horror that shes at the mercy of the Joker anyways was enough. Most modern versions also express zero interest in sex period.

      • #464846
        Anonymous
        Guest

        the Jester?

    • #464841
      Anonymous
      Guest

      holy fucking shit she is so cute, is that the suicide squad game?

      • #464845
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Its the upcoming Gotham Knights game.

    • #464850
      Anonymous
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      I liked the Arkham games as much as the next guy but at the same time hated them for making me aware that these sidekicks even exist. I had heard about Robin of course (he shouldn’t exist either imo) but all these others? Nightbat? Batgirl? Robin 2 electric boogaloo? Jesus fuck, how creatively bankrupt can you get. Not to mention there’s a woman with no supernatural abilities who’s somehow a threat to anyone… just miss me with this shit.

      It would be better if it was just Batman’s solo crusade against crime. The fact there’s an entire football team of "superheroes" seated in Gotham and they still can’t achieve a single thing is all kinds of pathetic.

      • #464868
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Not to mention there’s a woman with no supernatural abilities who’s somehow a threat to anyone…
        Batman has no powers and is no threat either. All it takes is a half a dozen of armed soldiers to kill them. Only one bullet has to hit him and he’s done for.

        • #464921
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Batman is a jacked dude who knows how to fight
          Barbara was a police officers daughter and basically a computer nerd, had the body of a supermodel.

      • #464873
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Most side characters suck and are only there because it’s traditional holdover from ancient comics 70 years ago. The reason they don’t achieve anything is because they refuse to kill the supervillains in Gotham who are the main kingpins organizing crime, not like the police fare any better, it’s just the nature of the world so Batman has a reason to exist.

        • #464884
          Anonymous
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          I liked the Arkham games as much as the next guy but at the same time hated them for making me aware that these sidekicks even exist. I had heard about Robin of course (he shouldn’t exist either imo) but all these others? Nightbat? Batgirl? Robin 2 electric boogaloo? Jesus fuck, how creatively bankrupt can you get. Not to mention there’s a woman with no supernatural abilities who’s somehow a threat to anyone… just miss me with this shit.

          It would be better if it was just Batman’s solo crusade against crime. The fact there’s an entire football team of "superheroes" seated in Gotham and they still can’t achieve a single thing is all kinds of pathetic.

          >The fact there’s an entire football team of "superheroes" seated in Gotham and they still can’t achieve a single thing is all kinds of pathetic.
          >The reason they don’t achieve anything is because they refuse to kill the supervillains in Gotham who are the main kingpins organizing crime, not like the police fare any better, it’s just the nature of the world so Batman has a reason to exist.
          Has there ever been a Batman story where Batman actually fixes Gotham? I get that with how comics are that will never really happen but it’s an interesting idea to me

          • #464886
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Has Batman actually achieved anything in the 70 plus years of crime fighting, EVER?
            Not even right before they get their weekly universe reboot?

            • #464894
              Anonymous
              Guest

              He sat on a swing with a little girl:
              https://youtu.be/YOooJW5SSDA?t=111

            • #464899
              Anonymous
              Guest

              I don’t think Batman has had any large imapct on crime, even with all the supervillains running around there’s still muggers and corrupt officials. Really it’s kinda sad, part of me wonders what Batman would’ve looked like if he started as a more traditional story like a book rather than a comic

          • #464893
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Batman has helped Gotham recover from an earthquake which is something even villains have unironically pitched in on to help as well. Asking him to fix it to the point of eliminating major crime is asking too much because it devoids him of his life purpose. If he truly wanted to he could make robots with Kryptonian level AI that could police Gotham 24/7 and vaporize criminals. Or ask J’onn to telepathically alter the minds of everyone on Earth so that they subconsciously block out primitive or negative acts from their brains. But then theres no story.

            • #464903
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >But then theres no story.
              No there is a story there (and an interesting one) it just ends and you can’t keep milking it for another 60 years

              • #464917
                Anonymous
                Guest

                That too.

          • #464897
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Only in elseworlds

    • #464851
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >be female hero
      >used looks and charm to your advantage
      How is this a bad thing again?

    • #464852
      Anonymous
      Guest

      You guys would bitch and moan pozzed sjw yadda yadda woke whatever if there was a non sexy female super hero

    • #464853
      Anonymous
      Guest

      This makes my dick feel good.

    • #464855
      Anonymous
      Guest

      the mute batgirl with retard strength and vaguely supernatural origins is the best one
      because shes retarded

    • #464865
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >has long hair and does not wear a head protection
      That’s specifically why she’s a "super" hero. Regular people need to wear that shit. Super heroes are in a league of their own. That’s the entire point.

    • #464872
      Anonymous
      Guest

      How would you feel if Batman’s an unlockable post game character?

    • #464874
      Anonymous
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      • #464875
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Legs are Barb’s weakness
        Too soon, what the fuck Dini?

    • #464876
      Anonymous
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      Is Ganker hyped for Pattinson Batman?
      Does Ganker care about the Flash movie adapting Flashpoint again and having Keatonbats and Batsfleck?
      Why does Ezra Miller dress like an abstract painting?

      • #464877
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Is Ganker hyped for Pattinson Batman?
        I will not be hyped for capeshit ever again until we get either a Mayday, Power Girl or Nightwing movie. But I’ll pirate it and see if it’s any good.
        >Does Ganker care about the Flash movie adapting Flashpoint again and having Keatonbats and Batsfleck?
        It’s blatantly desperation in movie form, and I don’t care about it at all. Maybe I’ll care if they give us a Thawne that hams it the fuck up.
        >Why does Ezra Miller dress like an abstract painting?
        He’s an attention whore.

      • #464878
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Is Ganker hyped for Pattinson Batman?
        The trailer looks good? It’s dark but with striking color usage. Looks like noir comic all right. The Riddler is some kind of weird serial killer and Penguin is a far mob boss.

      • #464879
        Anonymous
        Guest

        After laughing my ass off of BvS, I just wanted to watch more grumpy old Batman (and Alfred) fucking shit up and I’m pretty disappointed that I’ll never get any of that

      • #464880
        Anonymous
        Guest

        The last capeshit movie I saw in theatres was the first Thor movie and since then I pirate them. They’re all so fucking awful.

      • #464883
        Anonymous
        Guest

        No, both movies look stupid as hell and I hate Tranny Miller.

      • #464887
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >/v/
        >excited for something
        c’mon man

        • #464888
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >that something is not video games
          It’s a valid question,

      • #464891
        Anonymous
        Guest

        he’s literally a tranny Anon, of course he dresses like that

        • #464895
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >Pattinson Batman
          That’s him?

          • #464898
            Anonymous
            Guest

            That’s the Flash, Anon.

            • #464904
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Whoops and wtf. I don’t get these actors that still play the roles of their genders while also hating being called such gender. Just quick acting and go be gay somewhere else.

              • #464920
                Anonymous
                Guest

                it’s almost as if his made up gender was just for woke points or something
                did this happend before or after the bad rep he got for attacking a fan?

        • #464900
          Anonymous
          Guest

          A damn shame, I (sexually) liked him as a fem dude more

          • #464902
            Anonymous
            Guest

            kys faggot

          • #464910
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Anon if you actually read what he said there, he’s not a tranny, he’s just honest about feeling like a femfag. He knows he’s a dude, looks like a fag, and expects to be called a dudefag.

    • #464885
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Want to play Arkham Knight again
      >Remember it’s 71 gigs
      Guess I’m not playing Arkham Knight again

    • #464889
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Should just be thankful she doesn’t have short hair or worse, a side-shave.

    • #464890
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Shoot the commisioner’s daughter
      >Batgirl dissapears from the face of the earth
      Really makes me think.

    • #464905
      Anonymous
      Guest

      barbara whorerdon

    • #464906
      Anonymous
      Guest

      The Robins don’t wear head protection either and I don’t see you faggots complaining.

      • #464907
        Anonymous
        Guest

        A Robin died because of that. Retard.

      • #464909
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Which Robin died because he got hit in the head?

        • #464912
          Anonymous
          Guest

          The one that got crowbarred to death and Injustice Nightwing

      • #464911
        Anonymous
        Guest
    • #464908
      Anonymous
      Guest

      You know the original Batman didn’t wear a helmet, just a cowl really? Movies gave him ballistic armor, which I am not entirely opposed to, logically a crime-fighting rich person would have invested into personal armor.

    • #464915
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I will never like domino mask, it’s the dumbest style of superhero mask

    • #464922
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Just give me Arkham Beyond for christ’s sake

      • #464923
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Hell no. Bruce or fuck off.

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