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    • #387947
      Anonymous
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      >Buy $60 game
      >It’s 3 hours long
      >Money stolen

    • #387948
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Seething constantly over chump change
      I will now buy this game.

    • #387949
      Anonymous
      Guest

      u deserve it for having a switch

    • #387950
      Anonymous
      Guest

      A fool and his money are soon parted. I’m emulating it for free on my computer. That, and every other game made from 1985-2021. PC master race.

      • #387975
        Anonymous
        Guest

        What a novel comment.

        • #387976
          Anonymous
          Guest

          You took the time to respond so I guess it was.

      • #388023
        Anonymous
        Guest

        How do you feel about communism?

      • #388024
        Anonymous
        Guest

        How’s Bloodborne?

    • #387951
      Anonymous
      Guest

      i bet you can’t beat it in eight hours

    • #387952
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I like slowing down to observe the stuff going on in the background and getting immersed like I did with fusion. It’s absolutely amazing, worth the 13 year wait.

    • #387953
      Anonymous
      Guest

      me:
      >buy game
      >have fun playing game

      you:
      >don’t buy game
      >shitpost on Ganker instead of having fun

    • #387954
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >buy food
      >eat it
      >money stolen

      • #388009
        Anonymous
        Guest

        This is the only good food analogy I’ve seen.

    • #387955
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Opinion Discarded.

    • #387956
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Buy $60 dollar game
      >Replay it until your console’s internal hardware is completely defunct 30 yrs from now
      >three decades of entertainment for less than 100 bucks

    • #387957
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Buying games is a waste of money regardless of length.
      Playing games is a waste of life regardless of length.

    • #387958
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >attend sporting event
      >your team loses
      >money stolen

    • #387959
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >3 hours long
      retard

      • #387961
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Vtuber brony
        YIKES!

        • #387967
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >trying to force two things that aren’t even remotely related in order to fit in
          Fuck off, retard.

          • #387984
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >Vtuber brony
            YIKES!

        • #387988
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >Vtuber brony
          YIKES!

          cope
          YWNBAW

      • #387962
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Kiss me. Kiss me, Mario. Come on baby. Come on.

      • #387964
        Anonymous
        Guest

        vtubers are shit at gaming what else is new

      • #387966
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >korone getting several hearty laughs from adam calling samus lady
        Cute.

      • #387981
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >tfw she’s better at it than a lot of other people I’ve seen
        The retro boomer dog is based

      • #387994
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Right, it’s 1 hour long
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqb-5YqDRmI
        Imagine paying $60 for a one hour long game

        • #387998
          Anonymous
          Guest
      • #387995
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >random vtuber playing Metroid Dread

    • #387960
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >It’s 3 hours long
      I doubt any of you shitters is that good at video games on a first run

    • #387963
      Anonymous
      Guest

      If you beat this game in only 3 hours, you’re somehow more autistic than someone who beat it in 12+

    • #387965
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >buy game
      your first mistake

    • #387968
      Anonymous
      Guest

      It’d be real nice to rightfully shit on this game without the retards spamming $60 and HK. Maybe it’s all a falseflag to prevent people from discussing the bad points about the game.

    • #387969
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Huh? It was $0 for me.

    • #387970
      Anonymous
      Guest

      You don’t consider the $60 bucks of Taco Bell diarrhea you give yourself every week to be money discarded.

    • #387971
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >buy $60 lunch
      >it’s bland shit
      >$20 at the thai place would have been better
      >she doesn’t say thank you or touch my cock
      >buys a $100 sweater

    • #387972
      Anonymous
      Guest

      it litterarly took me 40 minutes to complete
      wtf nintnendo

    • #387973
      Anonymous
      Guest

      but it took me 10 hours to beat with 70% completion.

    • #387974
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >buy tylenol
      >headache comes back after 4 hours
      >money stolen

    • #387977
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >pretending you didn’t know you could emulate for free in order to shitpost

    • #387978
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Beat it last night
      10:34 100%
      The game doesn’t count continues so it is probably more like 11:30

    • #387979
      Anonymous
      Guest

      reminder that the in game time is deceptive, it doesn’t count deaths (as it rewinds time back to save point) nor time spent reading your map.
      if the average game time is around 8 hours on first playthrough, I’d wager it being closer to 10 hours considering the amount of game overs and map reading you’ll do.

    • #387980
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Were people this pissy about playtime when Sekiro came out? People are beating that game in less than 2 hours on non-optimal speedruns

    • #387982
      Anonymous
      Guest

      There is zero chance you finished it in 3 hours.

    • #387983
      Anonymous
      Guest

      10/10 game. Will play again on hard mode. 7:20 clear time, but sure that’s much longer

    • #387985
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >buy pc
      >not as powerful as friend’s pc
      >money stolen

    • #387986
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I want Prime 4

    • #387987
      Anonymous
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    • #387989
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Is this game a good place to start for my first metroid game? I will be pirating it.

      • #388002
        Anonymous
        Guest

        zero mission is the best game to start with if you’re a retard
        if you’re not a retard, it doesn’t really matter which game you start with

    • #387990
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Since there’s a big deal about this game being emulated. How does Three Houses Emulate? What about Xenoblade 2? Those 2 and Dread are the only Switch games I’d like to play that haven’t already come to PC.

      • #387991
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I think you might have the worst taste in video games that I have ever seen

    • #387992
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Bullshit you did it in three hours.

      • #388000
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >he didn’t beat Dread in less than 2 hours
        It the shortest game of all time, how could you not beat it in less than an hour? I’m debating returning it so I can purchase a game longer than 30 minutes.

    • #387993
      Anonymous
      Guest

      How quickly will the these threads claim that the game is only 1 hour long?
      I say within two days max.

    • #387996
      Anonymous
      Guest

      The constant hate threads are most likely convincing people that this game is somehow special and worth checking out, you anti shills are dumb as rocks

    • #387997
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #388007
        Anonymous
        Guest

        No one is saying this.

        • #388016
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Are you dense? There’s at least 4 threads at any given time dedicated to butthurt about people enjoying Dread. It may not be word for word, but the message is the same.
          Pic related

    • #387999
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Just replace Metroid Dread with Link’s Awakening and we’re back to 2019.

    • #388001
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >3hrs
      I’m at 8hrs and I still haven’t beaten it

    • #388003
      Anonymous
      Guest

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8_i2Zx7iVc
      >game is 10 seconds short
      >money stolen
      What the fuck?

    • #388004
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >$60 game lives in your head rent free

      • #388005
        Anonymous
        Guest
        • #388006
          Anonymous
          Guest

          You’ll get your rent when fix this damn board!

    • #388008
      Anonymous
      Guest

      PLEASE DO NOT PIRATE METROID DREAD though

      • #388012
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I want to see if there’s going to be nearly this much seethe when it’s the PS5’s turn to get a working emulator.
        "I-i-i-i-it’s okay it’s making our games more available to everyone"

        • #388018
          Anonymous
          Guest

          They are already cucked enough to be okay with Sony having "exclusives" also available on PC. You can be sure they they will love it.

    • #388010
      Anonymous
      Guest

      same 3 shitpost cuck is still alive somehow, just die already you worthless diverse folk

    • #388011
      Anonymous
      Guest

      seething tranny op lmao

    • #388013
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #388014
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >3 hours long
      So the game is worth 3 dollars?

    • #388015
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Buy $60 game
      You should try it first
      Doesn’t even need a good pc to run it

      • #388019
        Anonymous
        Guest

        who the fuck downloads a repack of a Switch game? It’s 4 fucking gb. The emus are barely 100mb.

        • #388020
          Anonymous
          Guest

          It’s just very conveniently packaged on fitgirls site

        • #388025
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I don’t want to burn time hunting for bios files, configuring, etc.
          This thing is just extract and play.

          I will get into the switch emulation eventually, and learn all the intricacies about it, but not yet.

    • #388017
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >be a retard who plays shitty games once and then throws them out
      >money stolen

    • #388021
      Anonymous
      Guest

      If you beat Dread under three hours you are probably some kind of Metroid savant

    • #388022
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I pay two hundred for an hour with a whore, three hours of Metroid for sixty bucks is a way better deal.

      • #388026
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >paying for sex

        YIKES

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