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>Buy $60 game
>It’s 3 hours long
>Money stolen -
>Seething constantly over chump change
I will now buy this game. -
u deserve it for having a switch
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A fool and his money are soon parted. I’m emulating it for free on my computer. That, and every other game made from 1985-2021. PC master race.
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What a novel comment.
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You took the time to respond so I guess it was.
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How do you feel about communism?
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How’s Bloodborne?
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i bet you can’t beat it in eight hours
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I like slowing down to observe the stuff going on in the background and getting immersed like I did with fusion. It’s absolutely amazing, worth the 13 year wait.
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me:
>buy game
>have fun playing gameyou:
>don’t buy game
>shitpost on Ganker instead of having fun -
>buy food
>eat it
>money stolen-
This is the only good food analogy I’ve seen.
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Opinion Discarded.
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>Buy $60 dollar game
>Replay it until your console’s internal hardware is completely defunct 30 yrs from now
>three decades of entertainment for less than 100 bucks -
Buying games is a waste of money regardless of length.
Playing games is a waste of life regardless of length. -
>attend sporting event
>your team loses
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>3 hours long
retard-
>Vtuber brony
YIKES!-
>trying to force two things that aren’t even remotely related in order to fit in
Fuck off, retard.-
>Vtuber brony
YIKES!
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cope
YWNBAW
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Kiss me. Kiss me, Mario. Come on baby. Come on.
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vtubers are shit at gaming what else is new
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>korone getting several hearty laughs from adam calling samus lady
Cute. -
>tfw she’s better at it than a lot of other people I’ve seen
The retro boomer dog is based -
Right, it’s 1 hour long
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqb-5YqDRmI
Imagine paying $60 for a one hour long game -
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>random vtuber playing Metroid Dread
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>It’s 3 hours long
I doubt any of you shitters is that good at video games on a first run -
If you beat this game in only 3 hours, you’re somehow more autistic than someone who beat it in 12+
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>buy game
your first mistake -
It’d be real nice to rightfully shit on this game without the retards spamming $60 and HK. Maybe it’s all a falseflag to prevent people from discussing the bad points about the game.
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Huh? It was $0 for me.
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You don’t consider the $60 bucks of Taco Bell diarrhea you give yourself every week to be money discarded.
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>buy $60 lunch
>it’s bland shit
>$20 at the thai place would have been better
>she doesn’t say thank you or touch my cock
>buys a $100 sweater -
it litterarly took me 40 minutes to complete
wtf nintnendo -
but it took me 10 hours to beat with 70% completion.
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>buy tylenol
>headache comes back after 4 hours
>money stolen -
>pretending you didn’t know you could emulate for free in order to shitpost
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Beat it last night
10:34 100%
The game doesn’t count continues so it is probably more like 11:30 -
reminder that the in game time is deceptive, it doesn’t count deaths (as it rewinds time back to save point) nor time spent reading your map.
if the average game time is around 8 hours on first playthrough, I’d wager it being closer to 10 hours considering the amount of game overs and map reading you’ll do. -
Were people this pissy about playtime when Sekiro came out? People are beating that game in less than 2 hours on non-optimal speedruns
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There is zero chance you finished it in 3 hours.
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10/10 game. Will play again on hard mode. 7:20 clear time, but sure that’s much longer
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>buy pc
>not as powerful as friend’s pc
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I want Prime 4
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Is this game a good place to start for my first metroid game? I will be pirating it.
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zero mission is the best game to start with if you’re a retard
if you’re not a retard, it doesn’t really matter which game you start with
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Since there’s a big deal about this game being emulated. How does Three Houses Emulate? What about Xenoblade 2? Those 2 and Dread are the only Switch games I’d like to play that haven’t already come to PC.
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I think you might have the worst taste in video games that I have ever seen
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Bullshit you did it in three hours.
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>he didn’t beat Dread in less than 2 hours
It the shortest game of all time, how could you not beat it in less than an hour? I’m debating returning it so I can purchase a game longer than 30 minutes.
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How quickly will the these threads claim that the game is only 1 hour long?
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The constant hate threads are most likely convincing people that this game is somehow special and worth checking out, you anti shills are dumb as rocks
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No one is saying this.
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Are you dense? There’s at least 4 threads at any given time dedicated to butthurt about people enjoying Dread. It may not be word for word, but the message is the same.
Pic related
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Just replace Metroid Dread with Link’s Awakening and we’re back to 2019.
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>3hrs
I’m at 8hrs and I still haven’t beaten it -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8_i2Zx7iVc
>game is 10 seconds short
>money stolen
What the fuck? -
>$60 game lives in your head rent free
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You’ll get your rent when fix this damn board!
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PLEASE DO NOT PIRATE METROID DREAD though
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I want to see if there’s going to be nearly this much seethe when it’s the PS5’s turn to get a working emulator.
"I-i-i-i-it’s okay it’s making our games more available to everyone"-
They are already cucked enough to be okay with Sony having "exclusives" also available on PC. You can be sure they they will love it.
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same 3 shitpost cuck is still alive somehow, just die already you worthless diverse folk
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seething tranny op lmao
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>3 hours long
So the game is worth 3 dollars? -
>Buy $60 game
You should try it first
Doesn’t even need a good pc to run it-
who the fuck downloads a repack of a Switch game? It’s 4 fucking gb. The emus are barely 100mb.
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It’s just very conveniently packaged on fitgirls site
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I don’t want to burn time hunting for bios files, configuring, etc.
This thing is just extract and play.I will get into the switch emulation eventually, and learn all the intricacies about it, but not yet.
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>be a retard who plays shitty games once and then throws them out
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If you beat Dread under three hours you are probably some kind of Metroid savant
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I pay two hundred for an hour with a whore, three hours of Metroid for sixty bucks is a way better deal.
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>paying for sex
YIKES
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