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    • #442463
      Anonymous
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      >*CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG*
      >WOB WOB WoOoOoOoOob WOB WOB WoOoOoOoOoB

    • #442464
      Anonymous
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      DEAD-ON!

    • #442465
      Anonymous
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      THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES

    • #442466
      Anonymous
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      *boo womp*

      • #442480
        Anonymous
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    • #442467
      Anonymous
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      RED SUN
      RED SUN OVER PARADISE

      • #442491
        Anonymous
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        RED GASH

        RED GASH IS THE ASKING PRICE

        RED GASH

        RED GASH IS THE ASKING PRICE
        THEY PROMISED RAYS OF GLORIOUS SUNSHINE

        ALL I’VE GOT IS A BLOOD RED BLIGHT

        NOW THE HETEROS SLOWLY RETREAT TO THE SHADOWS – OUT OF SIGHT

        CRIPPLED HEALTH AND A DEBT OF MOUNTAINS

        NOW I CAN’T EVEN ATTRACT A GAY

        NEED PERSISTENCE TO KEEP THE WOUND FROM HEALING – DAY BY DAY
        ONLY GASH IS WITH US NOW

        MISLEADING BROCHURE

        SAID THERE’S PEACE WITHIN MYSELF

        FORTY PERCENT TO CURE
        WHEN THE WIND IS SLOW AND THE FIRE’S HOT

        EVEN MY PET CAN SMELL THE ROT

        "CALL ME PRETTY, NO MORE DICKY"
        THIS IS NATURE’S SACRIFICE
        WHEN SOME FLESH FALLS THROUGH THE EIGHT INCH LONG CRACK

        YOU’LL FIND THE SKIN TAKEN FROM MY BACK
        WHEN THE URGE HITS

        YOU SHOULD NOT FORGET
        RED GASH IS THE ASKING PRICE

        • #442518
          Anonymous
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        • #442520
          Anonymous
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          >MISLEADING BROCHURE
          Fucking kek

    • #442468
      Anonymous
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      WE’LL RETURN TO ASHES ONE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

    • #442469
      Anonymous
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      I’M FUCKIN, INVISABLE!

    • #442470
      Anonymous
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      BULLSEYE

    • #442471
      Anonymous
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      >mash light and/or heavy buttons
      >jump to avoid damage
      >do QTE if available

      Every action game is exactly the same. Yes, even MGR. Stop trying to parry Monsoon like a retard and time your jumps.

      • #442473
        Anonymous
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        >>jump to avoid damage
        Lmaoshitter. You definitely played on ez

      • #442479
        Anonymous
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        Or just parry? It isn’t difficult unless you’re mentally deficient.

    • #442472
      Anonymous
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      >8 years
      >still no sequel

      • #442476
        Anonymous
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        Does it need one? It would be pretty hard to top. I’d almost prefer Platinum making some other MGS series.

        • #442484
          Anonymous
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          Nah not really
          Personally I just want a game that plays similarly but with some new/different mechanics

      • #442483
        Anonymous
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        Who would even make it? I fear current Platinum wouldn’t come even close to matching the greatness of the original game.
        I fear that the window for it is gone, forever, and any sequel we do get will be extremely disappointing now.

    • #442474
      Anonymous
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      THERE WILL BE
      BLOOD
      SHED
      THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD
      THE ONLY ONE
      LEFT
      WILL RIDE UPON THE DRAGON’S BACK

      • #442485
        Anonymous
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        BECAUSE THE MOUNTAINS DON’T GIVE BACK WHAT THEY TAKE
        OH NO

        • #442487
          Anonymous
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          THERE WILL BE
          BLOOD
          SHED
          IT’S THE ONLY THING I’VE EVER KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN

    • #442475
      Anonymous
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      • #442477
        Anonymous
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        Uzaki is a baka

      • #442482
        Anonymous
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        GIVE WAR A CHANCE, UZAKI-CHAN!

      • #442496
        Anonymous
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        She couldn’t be more perfect.

      • #442497
        Anonymous
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        I still can’t believe this is real.

      • #442500
        Anonymous
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        Uzaki is a baka

        GIVE WAR A CHANCE, UZAKI-CHAN!

        I still can’t believe this is real.

        What’s this?

        • #442503
          Anonymous
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          A reference to Sundowner in Uzaki-chan.

      • #442515
        Anonymous
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        Picked the fuck up

    • #442478
      Anonymous
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      HERE I AM
      DIRTY AND FACELESS

      • #442493
        Anonymous
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        HERE I AM!
        Dirty and faceless
        Waiting to heed your instruction

        On my own
        Invisible warrior
        I AM A WIND OF D E S T R U C T I O N !!!

    • #442481
      Anonymous
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      HERE I AM!
      Dirty and faceless
      Waiting to heed your instruction

      On my own
      Invisible warrior
      I AM A WIND OF D E S T R U C T I O N !!!

    • #442486
      Anonymous
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      >Try this game
      >First boss fight
      >Giant metal gear ray
      >Whittle its health down to nothing
      >Suddenly an arm launches at me and a quick time is prompted
      >Suddenly hear singing
      >"RULLLLLLEEEEEEEESSSSS OF NATTTTTTTTTUREEEEE"
      >Raiden proceeds to throw a 1,000 tonne tank into the air with very little effort

      Turned it off after that and uninstalled

      • #442488
        Anonymous
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        nano-machined hands made this post

      • #442489
        Anonymous
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        >unrealistic game bad >:(

      • #442492
        Anonymous
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        Because you knew that nothing could ever top it?

      • #442507
        Anonymous
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        You might want to tell your parents that you’re gay sooner rather than later, anon.

        • #442511
          Anonymous
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          they probably figured it out when they saw him playingakjv2 mgr

      • #442508
        Anonymous
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        I’d uninstall too, knowing it’s way too kino

      • #442509
        Anonymous
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        If you don’t find joy in things that are obnoxiously cool and bad ass then you’re probably too low test

      • #442528
        Anonymous
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        Low T

      • #442529
        Anonymous
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        metal gear rising is actually based on a true story and everything in the game actually happened

        • #442543
          Anonymous
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          I can confirm, I’m one of the people it was written about

    • #442490
      Anonymous
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      I want Blade Mode in more games. And high frequency blades are badass.

    • #442494
      Anonymous
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    • #442495
      Anonymous
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      HARD DRIVE IS BROKEN
      PRESS CONFERENCE UNSPOKEN

      THE PLAYSTATION 5 HAS NO GAAAAAAAMES

    • #442501
      Anonymous
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      STANDING HERE
      I REALIZE

      • #442506
        Anonymous
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        YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME
        TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY

    • #442504
      Anonymous
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      Dust settles on my face
      Without a compass
      The soldier knows no disgrace

      Out of the ashes
      The eagle rises still
      Freedom is calling
      To all men who bend their will

      • #442513
        Anonymous
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        I DON’T EXPECT YOU TO GET OUR CAUSE
        BUT YOU’LL DIE FOR IT ALL THE SAME!

    • #442505
      Anonymous
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      The MGR soundtrack would absolutely bang in sound voltex

    • #442510
      Anonymous
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      YOU SHOULD KNOW
      THAT A SOUL
      CANT BE CUT

    • #442512
      Anonymous
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      TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME HAAAAAAAAAAAAVE CHAAAAAAANGED

    • #442514
      Anonymous
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      >Give me a reasonable experience Jack

      • #442517
        Anonymous
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        >Just like my preferred period of history, the years before September 11th 2001.

        • #442519
          Anonymous
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          >historical determinism is the truth. Faith is serious

    • #442516
      Anonymous
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      MEMORIES BROKEN
      THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN

      • #442521
        Anonymous
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        I’VE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAAAAME

        • #442523
          Anonymous
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          I DON’T KNOW THE SEASON
          OR WHAT IS THE REASON

    • #442522
      Anonymous
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      AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP

      WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE

      • #442524
        Anonymous
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        ALLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVEEE!!!!

      • #442525
        Anonymous
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        ALIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • #442527
      Anonymous
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      >90% of thread are retards who post le whacky lyrics
      Nice ‘game’

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        Anonymous
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      • #442533
        Anonymous
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        >t. fan of a game that came out six months ago but has already been forgotten

      • #442537
        Anonymous
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        You will have a nice day before people forget this game

        • #442540
          Anonymous
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          >brap
          ?

    • #442530
      Anonymous
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      I’VE COME HERE FROM NOWHERE
      ACROSS THE UNFORGIVEN SEA
      DRIFTING FURTHER AND FURTHER
      IT’S ALL BECOMING CLEAR TO ME
      BUT VIOLENT WINDS ARE UPON US AND
      I
      CAN’T
      SLEEP
      INTERNAL TEMPERATURE’S RISING
      AND ALL THE VOICES WON’T RECEDE…

      • #442535
        Anonymous
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        I’VE FINALLY FOUND WHAT-

        • #442538
          Anonymous
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          I TRANSITIONED FOR

    • #442532
      Anonymous
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      MEMORIES BROKEN THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN

      • #442534
        Anonymous
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        I’VE EVEN LOST ALL OF MY GAAAAAAAAINS

    • #442539
      Anonymous
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      YOU SHOULD KNOW
      THAT A SOUL
      CAN’T BE CUT (CAN’T BE CUT!)

    • #442542
      Anonymous
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      MGR is overall not difficult but those monkey niggas knock my shit off all the time

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