Cool game ruined by danger hair self-inserts.

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    • #424103
      Anonymous
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      Cool game ruined by danger hair self-inserts.

    • #424104
      Anonymous
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      what’s with the random swirly bits

      • #424109
        Anonymous
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        Decorative flourish from olden times, I think. Made a lot of people mad, and so they put in an option to remove it.

      • #424165
        Anonymous
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        These are ligatures I think

    • #424105
      Anonymous
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      Classes are really limiting and boring
      The main story is dumb
      Dreadfire is kinda boring

      • #424166
        Anonymous
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        >Classes are really limiting and boring

        What the fuck? The class design is the one thing the game completely got one hundred percent right. It’s 2E multiclassing that allows actual multiple specializations instead of gaming the system with a hundred single-level dips, but opened up to all classes equally and with kits for each one.

    • #424106
      Anonymous
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      KEELHAUL THIS COMMIE BITCH

    • #424107
      Anonymous
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      This font hurts my fragile dyslexic mind.

    • #424108
      Anonymous
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      >woman aboard a ship with five men

      • #424144
        Anonymous
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        Could you not? Fucking poopyhole.

        • #424155
          Anonymous
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          Why are you acting like you were just catcalled? What form of bitchery is this? lol

      • #424146
        Anonymous
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        I count 2 women here.

        • #424160
          Anonymous
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          That’s called an elf.

    • #424110
      Anonymous
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      >Fuck off
      what

    • #424111
      Anonymous
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      I fucking hate commies so much

      • #424191
        Anonymous
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        >Seeking your own benefit when you see the opportunity is communism
        Holy shit libertarians are so cucked

    • #424112
      Anonymous
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      >hired crewmate with ‘greedy’ personality trait is, in fact, greedy

    • #424113
      Anonymous
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      now wages are communism, eh

      • #424114
        Anonymous
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        You won’t be sharing in my wealth bunker cuck

      • #424117
        Anonymous
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        the cunt crew who sat there and did absolutely nothing deserve a cut?? why?? go back commie

      • #424125
        Anonymous
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        a wage is something you earn, not something you demand out of smoothbrain envy

    • #424115
      Anonymous
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      Obsidian’s writers are all dangerhair freaks now, they’ve gone to absolute shit
      just look at TOW and what a disaster it was for even more proof

      • #424118
        Anonymous
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        • #424121
          Anonymous
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          • #424127
            Anonymous
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            • #424128
              Anonymous
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              • #424130
                Anonymous
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                • #424135
                  Anonymous
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                  • #424137
                    Anonymous
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                    • #424148
                      Anonymous
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                      what game is this, it looks comfy

                      • #424151
                        Anonymous
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                        pillars or eternity

                  • #424139
                    Anonymous
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                    Yeah, this was definitely written by a woman.

                  • #424140
                    Anonymous
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                    that’s one of the kickstarter fanfic characters

                  • #424142
                    Anonymous
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                    Nobody edited that text. It was frantically written out for a deadline and then forgotten. Disgusting

                  • #424154
                    Anonymous
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                    Why do women join the gaming industry anyway.
                    Write novels or some shit instead cause this shit is cringeworthy, fucking christ.

                  • #424178
                    Anonymous
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                    God that’s awful

                  • #424180
                    Anonymous
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                    YAS QUEEN SLAY that apple

                  • #424216
                    Anonymous
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                    >the woman stop

                • #424207
                  Anonymous
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                  Which one of them is this a self-insert for?

              • #424136
                Anonymous
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                It seams racism is funny, but ultimately retarded, sexism on the other hand…

              • #424141
                Anonymous
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                Unless you can back up that the entire staff was ONLY made up of women, that’s some distorted bullshit. Taking the "see we have women and diversity at our studio. Here’s one all together" picture and putting it beside old generic pictures years ago doesn’t make sense. Hell I’m not even sure the 1999 pic is of the entire studio as a lot of them at least had at least a couple of women back then, though its possible Interplay did not.

              • #424202
                Anonymous
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                i would let the 2nd from the left on the bottom to boss me around if you know what i mean

            • #424133
              Anonymous
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              >parvati
              HER NAME IS JANICE

              • #424205
                Anonymous
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                kek

          • #424131
            Anonymous
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            this is about the time when i decided to stop playing. how was this writing approved? this is the god of death…

          • #424134
            Anonymous
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            HMMM, Wow, one of these dialogue options is a little out of place!

          • #424210
            Anonymous
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            to be fair if you give him sass he kills you and you have to start over
            I know because I did that

        • #424159
          Anonymous
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          This was written by a woman. Also
          >gut them from hip to jaw
          lol

      • #424120
        Anonymous
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        These texts are pretty cringeworthy

      • #424129
        Anonymous
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        >obsessive party member starts sabotaging her crush due to rejection
        You see, if you had a good writer this could be pretty interesting. Instead the premise is squandered by faggots who write like

      • #424174
        Anonymous
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        Lmao. I’m pretty sure this is a faithful portrayal of the lesbian origin story of at least one of the current “‘writers’” at obsidian.

    • #424116
      Anonymous
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      What’s the context? Fuck off sounds funny if the Captain just parted ways with money that he really didn’t want to, I can just imagine a sullen Captain thinking about all the booty he lost and then this bitch bitches about money and he tells her to fuck off.

      • #424122
        Anonymous
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        you can choose to dump a chest a gold in the sea as a offering to a goddess. some crewmates aren’t fans of that choice

    • #424119
      Anonymous
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      Literally what part of this has to do with MUH SJWS? Someone asking for money? have a nice day. You’re unironically more of a scourge than MUH SJWS at this point.

      • #424124
        Anonymous
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        >Complaining about X? You’re just as bad as X then!!
        Evil tranny tactics

    • #424123
      Anonymous
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      >happy nods
      cute

    • #424126
      Anonymous
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      >I think you deserve to be keelhauled for impertinence.

    • #424132
      Anonymous
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      So does the bull just fuck OP’s wife, or does he fuck OP too?

    • #424138
      Anonymous
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      >Fuck off Nia
      This one. There has never and will never be a good female called Nia. Cursed name.

      • #424185
        Anonymous
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        Nia from TTGL and Nia from Xenoblade 2 disprove your statement.

    • #424143
      Anonymous
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      PoE 1 caught the tail of the based era.

      • #424153
        Anonymous
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        pallegina was based in the first game. shame about the sequel though

        • #424156
          Anonymous
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          holy pozzed

          • #424161
            Anonymous
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            tomboys are antipoz

            • #424167
              Anonymous
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              The pozzed part is the writing, not tomboys

            • #424175
              Anonymous
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              Tomboys are trannies in training, cuck.

        • #424162
          Anonymous
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          they also uglyfied her
          these people hate beauty
          they also did that do éder

          • #424172
            Anonymous
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            It’s more the talent/effort isn’t there. Look at the shading and the way the feathers become less detailed. I doubt it was “let’s make her less hot” as much as it was they just couldn’t replicate the original artist.

            • #424176
              Anonymous
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              eh, although I agree that they lack talent, I still think there was an attempt at making the characters ugly
              you should see the first ydwin portrait before they made her look better probably due to a lot of negative feedback because snow elfs in PoE mog everyone

              • #424179
                Anonymous
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                eders first portrait is very impressive in that it really speaks to his character. a lot of discussion was placed into the creation of it.

              • #424187
                Anonymous
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                Obsidian’s writers are all dangerhair freaks now, they’ve gone to absolute shit
                just look at TOW and what a disaster it was for even more proof

                I thought Eder was homosex?

        • #424164
          Anonymous
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          I see crisp 2D graphics, I like.

          • #424168
            Anonymous
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            Both games look amazing.

            • #424170
              Anonymous
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              I wish the tech didn’t die with them. Pre-rendered 2D is peak soul.

            • #424171
              Anonymous
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              also, the evil options are funny as hell
              too bad I was playing as a good guy
              I’ll start a second playthrough as soon as I’m done of throne of bhaal
              I’ll probably play as a chaotic evil cipher snow elf

              • #424181
                Anonymous
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                At least evil characters in Tyranny and PoE are based and relatable meanwhile evil characters in Pathfinder WOTR was so bad that I stopped playing after reaching act III and restarted the game again as LG angel

                • #424183
                  Anonymous
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                  woke shit aside, being able to punch elderly women in the face, break their finger and kill their babies was kino as fuck

                  • #424184
                    Anonymous
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                    Aren’t danger-hairs all about hating on boomers because muh patriarchy and shit?

                    • #424186
                      Anonymous
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                      tyranny takes place in a matriarchal setting

                      • #424192
                        Anonymous
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                        Only lowlander """"" Bastard """" Tiersmen are matriarchal
                        You literally have a conversation about this when you first meet ebb
                        Northerners are Patriachual

                      • #424193
                        Anonymous
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                        >ebb
                        Never took her with me.

                  • #424189
                    Anonymous
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                    Also I remember this scene very well during my first play through I killed the child because I didn’t know that you could resolve the edict by other means
                    This probably is the only modern RPG that allows you to kill a child in cold blood

                  • #424190
                    Anonymous
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                    >liberals have baby killing fantasy
                    imagine my surprise, very based indeed

                    • #424194
                      Anonymous
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                      there’s a interaction where you come across some fruit that makes your dick hard and you have the option to ask a part member to ‘help’ you with it and you can ask a canonically 15yo girl to do it. she says she’s honored but disgusted and walks off. kek

                      • #424211
                        Anonymous
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                        What happens if you ask verse ?

                      • #424212
                        Anonymous
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                        she looks at you and laughs, then walks away

                      • #424213
                        Anonymous
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                        Disappointing because she has intense freaky bitch vibes

                      • #424214
                        Anonymous
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                        scarlet chorus girls only fuck if raped

    • #424145
      Anonymous
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      Women are terrible writers for every genre other than romance.

      Even in romance most women write dreck, but to be fair most of everyone writes dreck. But I have only ever been truly impressed by a female author in the romance genre.

      • #424150
        Anonymous
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        uhhh..agatha christie?

        • #424152
          Anonymous
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          Haven’t read it.

          I supposed I should make SOME exceptions. I just really fucking hate female authors.

    • #424147
      Anonymous
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      Test

      • #424163
        Anonymous
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        FREEMAN YOU FOOL! you started ANOTHER FUCKING resonance cascade with your irresponsible testing!
        EVERYBODY EVACUATE FROM THIS THREAD IMMEDIATELY!

    • #424149
      Anonymous
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      >As if pirates and others shipboard arguing for shares of the booty to be distributed through the crew, or kept among leadership, was invented by dangerhairs

      • #424157
        Anonymous
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        I’m not talking about that. That part was cool, this game has some very neat moments. I’m talking about the shitty tumblr caracteres and shit written by twitter whores. You would’ve known that if you played it instead of pooping your stupid opinion all over the thread, you redditspacing faggot.

    • #424158
      Anonymous
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      Only problem is the lack of an option to divvy it up by actual labor input. Equal split would only make sense if the crew had some means of collective ownership for the ship itself.

    • #424169
      Anonymous
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      >fuck off Nia, back to your stations all of you

    • #424173
      Anonymous
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      >You can tell the self insert to fuck off
      I don’t see the problem here

    • #424177
      Anonymous
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      >random dude in his basement fixes your character portraits

    • #424182
      Anonymous
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      Pallegina was great in the first game, but she really didn’t like me in the second one.

    • #424188
      Anonymous
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      The trails on the top of the lowercase letters "t", "h", and "p" look retarded. Whoever made this font should sudoku.

    • #424196
      Anonymous
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      >danger hair self-inserts.
      typo?

    • #424197
      Anonymous
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      The hair obsession you alt-right guys have is the faggiest shit I’ve ever seen.

    • #424206
      Anonymous
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      Based mentally ill retard

    • #424215
      Anonymous
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      I thought this was Obra Dinn for a second and was about to literally shit all over you.

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