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>dad walks in
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more like kingdom farts lmao
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got his ass
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god I wish I made this joke
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fpbp
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yoink that joke’s mine now lad, say goodnight to the bad guy
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but anon
i’m you
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based
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How could you play this part and not be embarrassed?
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>This part
Don’t act like the entire series isn’t embarrassing cringe shit that should only be enjoyed behind closed doors
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Which one?
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image doesn’t work, he can’t see the screen from this angle
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>implying he didn’t come in because he heard the singing
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>Son is this what you wasted our data cap on with your cloud streaming?
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>9 drive bars, gold crown
I see no cringe hereI also unironically watched that movie alot as a kid, it might be why I got into music. and redheads.
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>Son why the fuck is our internet bill so high?
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Yeah your dad doesn’t like the fact that you play video games lol get over it
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My dad played kingdom hearts and he made me play the little mermaid world for him because he can’t stand musicals.
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Did he leave the room, re-enter it, and “are ya winnin’ son?” you anyway?
Because that’s his duty as a dad you know.
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>are ya winnin son?
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I think that it would be embarrassing to be playing any part of this game around your parents
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my dad did walk in on me playing KH. he didnt understand why I liked it, but he watched me play and said it was because he was happy I was invested in a hobby
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Say fellas
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What a shockingly good looking game
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>Ayo, nigga, is dat Donald and Goofy?!
>for real tho, lemme hold a couple hunnit dollars real quick-
daddddddddddd literally shaking rn
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>grown men wanted this in Smash Bros
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kid Sora is literally the least cringe character in that game
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>grown men playing smash
even fucking worse
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My dad still occasionally shouts "Roxas! Roxas! Roxas!" in his best Christopher Lee impression to this day.
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>dad walks in
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Why is it okay for a boy to show his naked top but not the girl ? I demand gender equality ! This is sexism !
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My dad is dead, maybe stop being a disappointing tranny and realize how pathetic you make everyone around you feel
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Are ya finnin, fun?
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I was 12 years old when kingdom hearts came out om 2002. I met my first gf in a web design class in middle school because she liked kingdom hearts. I don’t give a single fuck about kingdom hearts today
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MORE LIKE CRAPDOM SHARTS
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>that looks cool, son. I’m proud of ya
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Said no father ever
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Im at a """"dad"""" age and I would think, damn, im glad my son is safe and comfy at home instead of taking drugs or getting fucked up
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No you wouldn’t, you’d wonder why his chores and homework aren’t done yet
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Thats what a normal dad would do mid week, not a friday-late drunk dad would think
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when i was 5 or 6 i borrowed a mermaid doll from a girl in 1st grade and my dad saw me playing with it. He asked me where I got it, kissed me on the head, and then went into the living room and I heard him sobbing for a good 10 minutes. Must be hard being a dad
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Did anything more happen relating to this?
How are you and your dad now?-
grew up straight and avoided becoming a mermaid too, dad’s fine and living back in the mother country now, parents got divorced when i was older
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>stole my sister’s barbie dolls so they could jerk me off in the bathtub when I was 11
once a freak always a freak
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>game characters are so stupid the walking talking dog named goofy is somehow the most consistently intelligent one
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Goofy’s fucking based dude.
He’s the only one with a son, so he’s the only one whose canonically fucked.
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>playing MGR for the first time
>cool as fuck cutting people up and the insane music
>get to the airforce base
>dad comes in during the entire scene with Sunny -
He couldn’t because I locked my door while masturbating furiously to Sora during that part.
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Name one moment in KH that you thought was genuinely awesome and cool. For me, it was facing 1000 heartless at Hollow Bastion.
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