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    • #433352
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      >dad walks in

    • #433353
      Anonymous
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      more like kingdom farts lmao

      • #433363
        Anonymous
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        got his ass

      • #433384
        Anonymous
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        god I wish I made this joke

      • #433386
        Anonymous
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        fpbp

      • #433392
        Anonymous
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        yoink that joke’s mine now lad, say goodnight to the bad guy

        • #433395
          Anonymous
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          but anon
          i’m you

    • #433354
      Anonymous
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      based

    • #433355
      Anonymous
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      How could you play this part and not be embarrassed?

      • #433369
        Anonymous
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        >This part
        Don’t act like the entire series isn’t embarrassing cringe shit that should only be enjoyed behind closed doors

    • #433356
      Anonymous
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      Which one?

    • #433357
      Anonymous
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      • #433385
        Anonymous
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        image doesn’t work, he can’t see the screen from this angle

        • #433388
          Anonymous
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          >implying he didn’t come in because he heard the singing

    • #433358
      Anonymous
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      >Son is this what you wasted our data cap on with your cloud streaming?

    • #433359
      Anonymous
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      >9 drive bars, gold crown
      I see no cringe here

      I also unironically watched that movie alot as a kid, it might be why I got into music. and redheads.

    • #433360
      Anonymous
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      >Son why the fuck is our internet bill so high?

    • #433361
      Anonymous
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      Yeah your dad doesn’t like the fact that you play video games lol get over it

    • #433362
      Anonymous
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      My dad played kingdom hearts and he made me play the little mermaid world for him because he can’t stand musicals.

      • #433401
        Anonymous
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        Did he leave the room, re-enter it, and “are ya winnin’ son?” you anyway?
        Because that’s his duty as a dad you know.

    • #433364
      Anonymous
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      >are ya winnin son?

    • #433365
      Anonymous
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      I think that it would be embarrassing to be playing any part of this game around your parents

    • #433366
      Anonymous
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      my dad did walk in on me playing KH. he didnt understand why I liked it, but he watched me play and said it was because he was happy I was invested in a hobby

    • #433367
      Anonymous
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      Say fellas

    • #433368
      Anonymous
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      What a shockingly good looking game

    • #433370
      Anonymous
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      […]

      >Ayo, nigga, is dat Donald and Goofy?!
      >for real tho, lemme hold a couple hunnit dollars real quick

      • #433373
        Anonymous
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        daddddddddddd literally shaking rn

    • #433371
      Anonymous
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      >grown men wanted this in Smash Bros

      • #433372
        Anonymous
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        kid Sora is literally the least cringe character in that game

      • #433383
        Anonymous
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        >grown men playing smash
        even fucking worse

    • #433374
      Anonymous
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      My dad still occasionally shouts "Roxas! Roxas! Roxas!" in his best Christopher Lee impression to this day.

    • #433375
      Anonymous
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      >dad walks in

    • #433376
      Anonymous
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      Why is it okay for a boy to show his naked top but not the girl ? I demand gender equality ! This is sexism !

    • #433377
      Anonymous
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      My dad is dead, maybe stop being a disappointing tranny and realize how pathetic you make everyone around you feel

    • #433378
      Anonymous
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      Are ya finnin, fun?

    • #433379
      Anonymous
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      I was 12 years old when kingdom hearts came out om 2002. I met my first gf in a web design class in middle school because she liked kingdom hearts. I don’t give a single fuck about kingdom hearts today

    • #433380
      Anonymous
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      MORE LIKE CRAPDOM SHARTS

    • #433381
      Anonymous
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      >that looks cool, son. I’m proud of ya

      • #433382
        Anonymous
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        Said no father ever

    • #433387
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    • #433389
      Anonymous
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      Im at a """"dad"""" age and I would think, damn, im glad my son is safe and comfy at home instead of taking drugs or getting fucked up

      • #433390
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        No you wouldn’t, you’d wonder why his chores and homework aren’t done yet

        • #433391
          Anonymous
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          Thats what a normal dad would do mid week, not a friday-late drunk dad would think

    • #433393
      Anonymous
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      when i was 5 or 6 i borrowed a mermaid doll from a girl in 1st grade and my dad saw me playing with it. He asked me where I got it, kissed me on the head, and then went into the living room and I heard him sobbing for a good 10 minutes. Must be hard being a dad

      • #433394
        Anonymous
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        Did anything more happen relating to this?
        How are you and your dad now?

        • #433398
          Anonymous
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          grew up straight and avoided becoming a mermaid too, dad’s fine and living back in the mother country now, parents got divorced when i was older

      • #433397
        Anonymous
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        >stole my sister’s barbie dolls so they could jerk me off in the bathtub when I was 11
        once a freak always a freak

    • #433396
      Anonymous
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      >game characters are so stupid the walking talking dog named goofy is somehow the most consistently intelligent one
      why is this?

      • #433402
        Anonymous
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        Goofy’s fucking based dude.
        He’s the only one with a son, so he’s the only one whose canonically fucked.

    • #433399
      Anonymous
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      >playing MGR for the first time
      >cool as fuck cutting people up and the insane music
      >get to the airforce base
      >dad comes in during the entire scene with Sunny

    • #433400
      Anonymous
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      He couldn’t because I locked my door while masturbating furiously to Sora during that part.

    • #433403
      Anonymous
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      Name one moment in KH that you thought was genuinely awesome and cool. For me, it was facing 1000 heartless at Hollow Bastion.

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