despite being 10% of Spira’s population the Al-bed use 90% of the Machina.

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    • #477822
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      despite being 10% of Spira’s population the Al-bed use 90% of the Machina.

    • #477823
      Anonymous
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      Those sand-blasted greasemonkeys!

    • #477824
      Anonymous
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      >despite making up 12% of the Blitzball players, the Al Bhed Psyches make up over 80% of the cheaters

    • #477825
      Anonymous
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      >We should rename the Besaid Aurochs to the Besaid Spiral Iris Killers

    • #477826
      Anonymous
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      "Better dead than Al-Bed"
      -"One Man Klan" Wakka

      • #477829
        Anonymous
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        >Grand Wizard Wakka, First Chapter of the Knights of Yevon

    • #477827
      Anonymous
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      >Despite making up 13% of Spira’s population, Al Bhed account for over 50% of summoners disappearing on their pilgrimages

    • #477828
      Anonymous
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      Look at this Al Bhedian

      • #477834
        Anonymous
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        Dear Yevon I have sinned

      • #477840
        Anonymous
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        >Don’t lust for heathen’s Tidus, think with your brain and not with your dick, YAAH.

      • #477860
        Anonymous
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        She looks like she should star in Breaking the Quiet sequel

        • #477864
          Anonymous
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          >mfw quiet lifts Brutus up and becomes the power bottom

    • #477830
      Anonymous
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      What race is wakka?

      I look at him and all I can think is American

      • #477831
        Anonymous
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        he’s clearly a filipino.

      • #477833
        Anonymous
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        some sort of pacific islander

      • #477870
        Anonymous
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        Racist Islander, so native Hawaiian.

    • #477832
      Anonymous
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      >HHMMMMMMMMM!?

    • #477835
      Anonymous
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    • #477836
      Anonymous
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      Are we getting raif by /poo/tards? This is the 4th racist thread I’ve seen in 20min

      • #477841
        Anonymous
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        Fuck off, secondary, racist Wakka is a fucking 20 year old meme and literally his character arc is learning to let go his racism.

        • #477845
          Anonymous
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          >Wakka is from a race of brown mutts with dyed hair obsessed with sport who hates a race of traditionalist ethnically pure people who live in the desert all because his ((((cult masters)))) tell him to

          Really makes you think

      • #477861
        Anonymous
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        i can’t imagine /poo/ is even aware this board exists

      • #477863
        Anonymous
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        Lurk 2 years minimum before posting

      • #477867
        Anonymous
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        Based baiter

    • #477837
      Anonymous
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      Why did X-2 turn my wives into whores?

      • #477838
        Anonymous
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        the only thing X-2 did right

      • #477839
        Anonymous
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        they always were

        The goth chick replacement for lulu was out of left field though

      • #477842
        Anonymous
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        >whores

        they were on an empowered girl adventure

        • #477843
          Anonymous
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          >empowered girl
          Synonymous with whore, no memeing.

      • #477844
        Anonymous
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        GURL POWR

        FFX-2 has the best combat in the entire series and if you disagree, you’re a pleb.

        • #477846
          Anonymous
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          The rpg side is WAY too easy to exploit. I accidentally became unkillable on my very first playthrough. Which seems to happen a lot when a JRPG lets you decide who gets to have the healing/haste spells.

        • #477847
          Anonymous
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          I havenโ€™t played it, is it worth a shot?

          • #477848
            Anonymous
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            Yeah

          • #477850
            Anonymous
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            The actual premise of the story is stupid as fuck but it is enjoyable in spite of it. I know that sounds like a backhanded compliment but it really isn’t, it’s more lighthearted and the combat is fun and very customizable.

      • #477855
        Anonymous
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        Rikku didn’t change at all, and Yuna no longer had the looming despair of death and the fate of spira on her shoulders, of course she would be more upbeat and carefree.

      • #477856
        Anonymous
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        I hate they never let us pick between rikku and yuna

      • #477858
        Anonymous
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        >traditional and social structure collapses in X
        >women immediately become whores in X-2
        woah

      • #477868
        Anonymous
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        I want to commit miscegenation with that Al-Bhed.

        • #477873
          Anonymous
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          >Queen of Clubs
          group sex with Rikku

      • #477874
        Anonymous
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        rikku was always a slut

    • #477849
      Anonymous
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      >MORE AL-BED PUSSAY FOR ME WAKKA

    • #477851
      Anonymous
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    • #477852
      Anonymous
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      What was this guy’s name again?

      • #477853
        Anonymous
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        Wakka

    • #477854
      Anonymous
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      i hear they call em al beds cause they do nothing but sleep in bed all day

    • #477857
      Anonymous
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      >Al-beds more like AL BADS, Yaah

    • #477859
      Anonymous
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    • #477862
      Anonymous
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      How did Auron make Sin go to Dream Zanarkand?

      • #477866
        Anonymous
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        He rode him there.

      • #477876
        Anonymous
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        Sin is a time loop.
        >Zanarkand and Bevelle going to war
        >Zanarkand in desperation uses dark magic to summon an Aeon beyond powerful.
        >It’s also beyond control and destroys everything for generations.
        >the survivors find a way to "calm" Sin by merging someone with Sin then it magically goes away for a few years.
        >Zanarkands Spell Summons the Sin, the one and only back in time to do it all over again.
        Auron and Jecht figured it out and Auron stayed in the mortal realm on Sin to go back to find away to stop this from happening again.

    • #477865
      Anonymous
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      Bruddahs, we know what must be done.

    • #477869
      Anonymous
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      >Machina is bad because… it just is, brudda, come on!

      • #477871
        Anonymous
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        It verifiably drew Sin towards civilization to cause mass death, you find out in-game that that’s the literal command Yevon gave Sin. If smart phones caused Tornados, you’d best believe we’d all be thinking smartphones were bad.

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      • #477875
        Anonymous
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        >Boom! Hahaha! Like Happy Festival Fireworks, Ya

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