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    • #416166
      Anonymous
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      >Do good things
      >Look attractive
      >Do bad things
      >UGLY!
      Why are games like this?

    • #416167
      Anonymous
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      I hate the Fable games so god damn much.

    • #416168
      Anonymous
      Guest

      because fable was always shit

    • #416169
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Because evil people are ugly.

      • #416178
        Anonymous
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        Reminder that this pic is from a NTR manga, the woman is just rationalizing cheating on her husband.

      • #416185
        Anonymous
        Guest

        anyone have that one manga page where a guy says he would never date an ugly girl to a couple of girls, one girl starts to defend her conventionally ugly and the guy just goes "I never specified which girl I was talking about you monster"

        • #416216
          Anonymous
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          I want to see this too
          Pls

      • #416189
        Anonymous
        Guest

        The irony

      • #416197
        Anonymous
        Guest

        What about Ted Bundy the #1 sex symbol of his time?

        • #416225
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Ted bundy was an average male in terms of looks, women just have an unhealthy sexual obsession with serial killers and spree shooters

    • #416170
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >bottom line
      >ugly
      >top line
      >attractive
      yikes

    • #416171
      Anonymous
      Guest

      it’s weird how there are effectively 0 (zero) [ะฝyะปัŒ] games that let you play as a proper flamboyant villain
      it’s either MORAL CHOICES in kotor/infamaous/fable style with your 2 choices being unfunny exaggerations
      even shit like overlord isn’t about being an evil overworld, morality system strikes again
      or you just play an poopyhole in a world of bigger poopyholes: see literally any crpg and modern warfare shooter

      • #416174
        Anonymous
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        How about Tyranny? Haven’t played it, but heard that it tries to make sense when playing as "evil"

        Also, before anyone metions Fallout3 Tower yadda etc., those games should have had both a Popularity meter and a (maybe hidden) real karma meter

        • #416179
          Anonymous
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          tyranny is about being a high-ranking executive in evil lord’s army that gets railroaded into opposing anyway
          now that i think about it, legacy of kain and dark messiah of mnm both have solid evil paths full of self-indulgent edge

          but still no pulp supervillain simulator

          • #416181
            Anonymous
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            My bet is that real "evil" is hard to write because unless a character is a deranged sadist (and even then) evil is just the bad things others do to you. I bet Stalin didn’t feel he was evil, nor Pol Pot. And precisely, a sadist psycho feels he’s in the right, and the victims either deserve it or are cattle to be slain.

            So… tldr, is way easier to write an "I’m a selfish bloodthirsty poopyhole" character

            • #416184
              Anonymous
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              i was talking specifically about "flamboyant villain"s or "pulp supervillain"s, the silly caricature of a person who idolizes the concept of being evil, and not necessary being evil for practical reasons
              less SOCIETY or ONE BAD DAY joker, and more of phone prankster joker

              • #416186
                Anonymous
                Guest

                So like… that Mastermind flash game that got a couple animations back in the game?

    • #416172
      Anonymous
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      Because ugly people are evil

    • #416173
      Anonymous
      Guest

      games are trying to appeal to women more and thats how they see the world

      • #416175
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Fable is like 20 years old you melanoid

    • #416176
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Hopefully they fix that shit in the new one

    • #416177
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Name an ugly bastard character who isn’t evil.

      • #416194
        Anonymous
        Guest

        George Soros

        • #416213
          Anonymous
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          Fuck you.

      • #416212
        Anonymous
        Guest

        There’s that one hentai manga with the fat guy just wholesomely hiring prostitutes and having loving sex with them, and he’s also a secret superhero or something weirdly out of left field.

        • #416214
          Anonymous
          Guest

          You mean the one where the fat ugly merchant buys the elf sex slave to have wholesome daughter time with?

          • #416220
            Anonymous
            Guest

            That’s not what I was thinking of, but it’s an even better example. I was thinking of Enkou Ojisan, but thinking about it more, he’s just fat, not an ugly bastard.

    • #416180
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Aside from the obviously evil horns and shit the guy is still not ugly though?
      If you think horns are more ugly than a gay faint rainbow glow that’s on you.
      The beard actually has nothing to do with alignment by the way, it comes ingame after a timeskip or not shaving for a while even if you look like Satan.

    • #416182
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I really hate the whole "you look older the higher level you are gimmick" when nobody ages with you, I had to use a bug that let me level without aging

      • #416187
        Anonymous
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        It’s really there to show how old you are anon. You can actually reverse it by donating to the light temple, no need for bugs

    • #416183
      Anonymous
      Guest

      He just looks old, not attractive.

    • #416188
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Entire premise of the game is that anyone can be saved from their inner demons by the power of friendship and acceptance from others
      >EWWWWWWWWW HE’S UGLY HOW DARE HE TALK TO US LMAO
      >He summons a shadow
      >Beat him to within an inch of his life instead of trying to help him be redeemed
      >Meanwhile the good looking murderer cop gets a full redemption

      • #416190
        Anonymous
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        literally the very first thing he does in the game is harass a girl, they don’t reject him because he’s ugly, they reject him because he’s fucking weird
        >Beat him to within an inch of his life instead of trying to help him be redeemed
        because he murdered someone
        >Meanwhile the good looking murderer cop gets a full redemption
        Adachi never really redeems himself so I’m not really sure what you’re talking about

        • #416192
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >Adachi never really redeems himself so I’m not really sure what you’re talking about

          • #416205
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Try reading the thread, retard:
            […]

            that’s not him "redeeming" himself, it’s him realizing that not pushing people away and accepting people’s bonds isn’t a bad thing

            • #416206
              Anonymous
              Guest

              And the entire story leading up to this where he fucking fights alongside the heroes and apologizes? What’s that?

            • #416217
              Anonymous
              Guest

              aka a redemption arc

        • #416193
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >literally the very first thing he does in the game is harass a girl
          >asking a girl out is "harassing"
          lol

          • #416195
            Anonymous
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            >goes up to a girl to from a different school
            >doesn’t even get her name right
            >politely declines
            >spergs out when he gets rejected
            >wtf all girls are whores who only care about looks

            • #416196
              Anonymous
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              If Protag did the same she’d cream her panties

              • #416200
                Anonymous
                Guest

                she straight up attacks Yosuke when she thinks he’s asking her out

            • #416219
              Anonymous
              Guest

              The game has been out for 13 years and these socially inept mongoloids still can’t realize this. Imagine unironically thinking he wasn’t acting like a total creepazoid.

              • #416223
                Anonymous
                Guest

                >Did that sub 7 male just try and talk to her?! TOTAL CREEPAZOID CALL THE POLICE

      • #416198
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Meanwhile the good looking murderer cop
        >Adachi

        I feel like we weren’t playing the same game

      • #416201
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Meanwhile the good looking murderer cop gets a full redemption
        what the fuck are you talking about

        • #416202
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Try reading the thread, retard:

          >Adachi never really redeems himself so I’m not really sure what you’re talking about

    • #416191
      Anonymous
      Guest

      real life

    • #416199
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Unironically christianity. You literally have the god/satan duality right in your image.

      Also, physiognomy. You can train A.I. on images of criminals to such a degree that is can then tell which person has the genes for crime/violence(in the case of violence, you don’t need physiognomy, you just look at the genes).

    • #416203
      Anonymous
      Guest

      There I fixed it for you.

      • #416204
        Anonymous
        Guest

        First time I’ve chuckled at a wojak in years, very cheeky.

    • #416207
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >implying bottom doesnt look cooler
      Fuck you, i like edgy

    • #416208
      Anonymous
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      There’s like 3 games with a morality-based character morph game.

    • #416209
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Why don’t people in KOTOR universe just check if a Jedi is ugly and wrinkly to determine whether they’re evil or not?

      • #416210
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Better yet, how come every level 1 priest/mage/whatever in Baldur’s Gate and the like knows "detect alignment" or "detect evil" and why isn’t that a major defining trait of societies?
        How come the city guard doesn’t check suspect’s alignement, if it just requires a low level initiate to perform it?

        • #416218
          Anonymous
          Guest

          It’s not that easy, even chaotic evil humanoids can behave if necessary and many citizens from the happy merchant next door to the court magician infact may be even "evil" but that doesn’t make them slaughtering engines of destruction like actual Demons.

          • #416224
            Anonymous
            Guest

            It’s the same, a kingdom could choose to checkif certain individuals are Lawful or not, if it’s all it takes, and punish or banish Chaotic people, even use it as a tool when doing "police raids" against the typical guild of thieves

    • #416211
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Do good things
      >Look like a fag
      >Do bad things
      >COOL!
      Why are games like this?

    • #416215
      Anonymous
      Guest

      chiggun chaser!

    • #416221
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Men find the top more attractive, women and edgelords find the bottom more attractive

    • #416222
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Just like real life, chud

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