>dude…50 years ago I lost some men and nobody cared so I started ww3 lmao

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    • #463044
      Anonymous
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      >dude…50 years ago I lost some men and nobody cared so I started ww3 lmao
      This is the worst villain in video game history

    • #463047
      Anonymous
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      gee almost like he’s a metaphor for America

    • #463049
      Anonymous
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      gee almost like he’s a retard

    • #463051
      Anonymous
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      gee almost like he’s literally me
      intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

    • #463053
      Anonymous
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      gee it’s almost like americans are subhuman

    • #463054
      Anonymous
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      gee it’s almost like the Middle East is an irredeemable shithole that deserves to be nuked and General Sheperd is actually extremely fucking based

      • #463086
        Anonymous
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        Hmm what’s worse. The place where people practice male genital mutilation and turn their boys into circus freaks because their religion told them to?
        Or the place where people practice male genital mutilation and turn their boys into circus freaks because the corn flakes man told them to?
        Hmmmmmmm.

    • #463055
      Anonymous
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      and behold, one of the best villains in video game history

      • #463060
        Anonymous
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        Nice to see that people are beginning to appreciate the Black Ops games and how they actually had a plot.

        • #463083
          Anonymous
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          the first one was just another russian ultranationalist general gone rogue. the only memorable part is the brainwashing gimmic. the second game had actual characters

          • #463084
            Anonymous
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            >generic guy
            >not so frank woods 2.0
            >some rogue latino
            retard

            • #463085
              Anonymous
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              except the spic had actual reasons to kill everyone. in black ops 1 every antagonist is literally the same character

      • #463071
        Anonymous
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        >Ties current events like Occupy Wall Street/social media activists, China becoming a superpower, the future of drones and computing, and the pros and cons of deniable operations into one wildly underrated campaign
        >Also that club shootout
        Based

        • #463075
          Anonymous
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          now only if it had more than 2 good zombie maps

      • #463072
        Anonymous
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        >DUDE RARE EARTH MINERALS LMAO
        Trash villain

      • #463073
        Anonymous
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        I replayed BO1 and 2 recently and ir almost made me choke up getting the good ending, WAW – BO2 is truly one of the greatest trilogy’s of it’s generation

      • #463079
        Anonymous
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        BASADO

      • #463080
        Anonymous
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        >Sets the world on fire for the woman he loves, his sister.
        Sounds based to me.

        • #463082
          Anonymous
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          >fails because the David didn’t kill him in autistic rage like he would have

      • #463091
        Anonymous
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        >Some guy on Youtube manages to incite a violent riot in America
        Honestly I could see it happen today

        • #463092
          Anonymous
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          Mind you, at the start of the game, Menendez already succeded to do the same to Iran and North Korea

        • #463094
          Anonymous
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          not a riot, he started a world wide revolution. in retrospect its kinda retarded that youtube let him livestream at all

          • #463095
            Anonymous
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            He was banned for a while… Until he set on fire the FBI Director and they put him back online.

    • #463056
      Anonymous
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      Shepard?

      • #463062
        Anonymous
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        ……

    • #463057
      Anonymous
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      How about drowning an entire country because you coveted ‘the wind.’

      Like, really?

      • #463089
        Anonymous
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        The gods drowned Hyrule

    • #463058
      Anonymous
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      >starting ww3…LE BAD

    • #463059
      Anonymous
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      >50 years ago
      it was the events of MW1 dumbass
      6 years ago or how many was it

    • #463061
      Anonymous
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      People do worse shit when they play strategy games

    • #463063
      Anonymous
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      >Shepherd
      >Shepard
      >Shephard
      What the fuck is up with this last name? Are they all correct spellings?

    • #463064
      Anonymous
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      I don’t remember anything about MW2’s campaign except for that fact that to this day literally no one knows what Makarov meant by "no Russian."

      He clearly means "dont speak russian guys, this is a false flag remember" but dumbfuck zoomers think it’s some kind of genocide codeword.

      • #463065
        Anonymous
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        I only realized that last year. It’s so obvious in hindsight

        • #463067
          Anonymous
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          >It’s so obvious in hindsight
          I was 14 and I got it my very first time playing it. It’s so obvious the game literally spells it out for you.

      • #463074
        Anonymous
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        I haven’t played MW2 in a while either, but isn’t Makarov also a well known terrorist by that point, pretty sure russian feds would instantly realize who was committing mass murder

        • #463076
          Anonymous
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          I don’t think the russian government cared. Tbh it seemed like they also wanted a war with the west. Mw3 ending with a peaceful negotiation is insane, after invading America and gassing europe+invading russia wouldn’t get to negotiate

          • #463077
            Anonymous
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            MW3 had different writers from MW1 and 2, that’s why it feels like fanfiction at times.

        • #463078
          Anonymous
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          I don’t think the russian government cared. Tbh it seemed like they also wanted a war with the west. Mw3 ending with a peaceful negotiation is insane, after invading America and gassing europe+invading russia wouldn’t get to negotiate

          MW plot doesn’t make any sense anyway, it’s cliche on top of cliche, plus stereotypes. And it was done in the right way unlike nu-mw.
          Yeah, mw2 is the best of them.
          t. ruski

        • #463081
          Anonymous
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          He was (known as) a terrorist FOR HIRE. Even if people recognized him, once they saw the dead American glowie, they would believe the CIA hired him instead of being of his own iniciative.

          And given the awful things the CIA caused in the Black Ops series, you can’t exactly blame them for believe the burgers were responsible.

          • #463098
            Anonymous
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            Black ops is its own separate timeline and zombies is its own timeline as well

      • #463100
        Anonymous
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        Always liked to think of it as both what you said and a play on words for "no rushing", cause they took their time to do things properly for the game to show off that they’re really bad dudes

    • #463068
      Anonymous
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      not to mention that it was his own fault

    • #463069
      Anonymous
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      But I like Shepherd. What is your FUCKING problem?

    • #463070
      Anonymous
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      That’s based as fuck. villains aren’t normal people and don’t need to have normal reasoning

    • #463087
      Anonymous
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      >WAW is how war can change people
      >BO1 is story about a man so driven by revenge that he basically comes back from the dead to carry out his revenge
      >BO2 is an emotional story about loss and revenge
      >entire series in general has revenge as a major theme
      >BO3 is about some unnamed soldier who get killed and the entire game is just his pre death hallucination
      what the fuck happened?

      • #463088
        Anonymous
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        Bo3 was experimental, it would pass if it wasn’t called Black ops.

    • #463090
      Moose
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      That wasn’t the issue he had. His issue was that he lost a huge chunk of the American military due to the nuke going off in MW1 but the recruitment numbers were incredibly low in general and people didn’t want to defend their country anymore. He also wanted to become a war hero which is why he had to have the false flag event happen.

      Because of the false flag happening he could effectively kill the top people of government to take over America because of his position and run it how he wanted to (You even rescue the Vice President if I remember right as Ramirez who had to bolt after nearly getting killed by Shepherd’s black ops). He’d force the Ultranationalist Russians to attack America thus gaining his recruits in massive numbers to defend a direct attack on America. Then he and his covert ops would get Roach and Ghost to grab his incriminating documents, destroy them, kill Roach and Ghost, and go assassinate Makarov thus sealing any lips that knew about the false flag to begin with. Soap and Price were the only people left alive by that point and they lived through a bunch of nonsensical amounts of things to even kill Shepherd which he wasn’t counting on.

      • #463097
        Anonymous
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        How come they couldn’t kill two poopyholes in a boat?

        • #463099
          Moose
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          It’s because they have British buffs applied to their boat and themselves.

    • #463093
      Anonymous
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      genocidal imperialist american propaganda

      I wonder how many stupid white boys died in the middle east because they played call of duty

    • #463096
      Anonymous
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      I want another single player world war III kino, fuck multi-player

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