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    • #385952
      Anonymous
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      >fat thor
      Fucking why?

    • #385953
      Anonymous
      Guest

      hes just like me

      • #385960
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I don’t understand this obsession with wanting characters to look like you , feels like sjw bs.

        • #386079
          Anonymous
          Guest

          This entire board freaks out whenever someone brown is in a video game so maybe you should direct your question at Ganker as a collective.

    • #385954
      Anonymous
      Guest

      That’s muscle

      • #385958
        Anonymous
        Guest

        chest is underdeveloped

      • #385962
        Anonymous
        Guest

        The fucker doesn’t even have pecs

      • #386032
        Anonymous
        Guest

        no it’s not fatty

    • #385955
      Anonymous
      Guest

      NOOOOOO WHY DOESN’T HE LOOK LIKE MUH MCU REPRESSED HOMOLUST CHARACTER

      • #386082
        Anonymous
        Guest

        No, the annoying part is that he DOES look like the mcu version. They literally just made a movie with a fat Thor.its weird that the developers have no shame in copying the same joke
        Also, there’s a pretty wide range of options between pretty boy and fat man.

    • #385956
      Anonymous
      Guest

      That’s what raw muscle mass looks like.

      • #385966
        Anonymous
        Guest

        NOOOOOO WHY DOESN’T HE LOOK LIKE MUH MCU REPRESSED HOMOLUST CHARACTER

        That’s muscle

        >t. never lifted in their lifes
        Thor should’ve looked like this.

        • #385967
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >Thor should’ve looked like this because… HE JUST SHOULD OKAY?!

          • #385973
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Because he was always portrayed as strong, not as a fat ameritard, such as you. Go lose some weight.

            This works better if they’re going for the bulkmaxxed look.

            If he looked like this I’d have no problem as well. But GoW Thor looks like a literal ball.

            • #385976
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >Because he was always portrayed as strong
              Wrong.
              I’m Scandinavian and grew up with Norse mythology around the campfire, go fuck yourself

              • #385987
                Anonymous
                Guest

                >I’m Scandinavian and grew up with Norse mythology
                No one cares. Also pic rel was made by a Scandinavian who had closer ties to Norse Mythology than you, if you want to use that argument of "Uhhr I’m from Scandinavia so I know more aargh".
                You are just a fat norseman malding.

                • #385990
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  Homo seethe.

                  • #385993
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    Not an argument, fattie. You lost, just move on to other thread. Maybe start doing cardio so you lose weight as well.

                    • #385995
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      KUSE MUTSIS PILLUUN VITUN NEEKERI PERKELE!

                      • #385998
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        I don’t understand your mongolian language

                      • #386080
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        Myötistä

                • #386002
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  You’re projecting.
                  That painting is also from the 1800’s and doesn’t even depict the only visual descriptors from the myth you retard.

                  • #386003
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    >and doesn’t even depict the only visual descriptors from the myth
                    Which is something the GOW design actually does.

                  • #386005
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    Projecting what? Lmfao were I fat I wouldn’t be calling you a fattie retard, because that would be offending myself.
                    >That painting is also from the 1800’s and doesn’t even depict the only visual descriptors from the myth
                    I never said it did, but the farther back you go (if you’re scandinavian) the closer you are to your pagan faith. Now show me a depiction of Thor that depicts him as a fat loser like the GoW one, from 1200-1900.

                    • #386008
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      Moving goalposts
                      GOW Thor objectively takes actual descriptors from the myth about Thor and implements them into the design unlike your heavily idealized Christianized painting
                      I accept your concession

                      • #386010
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        Such as? And I’m still waiting.
                        And you’re telling me christians made Thor buff? Lmfao

                      • #386014
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        >such as?
                        >he doesn’t even know Norse Myth and is still mad
                        KKEEEEEEEEEEK THIS IS WHO I’M ACTUALLY ARGUING WITH.
                        Alright anon, thanks. You’re just mad because you want to be at this point.

                        And you DO know that the painter from that pic studied Norse myths and legends, right?

                        ???
                        Okay, everyone can study Norse myths and legends anon. He can study Norse myths and legends as much as he wants but that doesn’t change the absolute OBJECTIVE FACT that the Thor in his painting doesn’t even have the most key and ONLY physical features described in actual myth.

                      • #386019
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        >KKEEEEEEEEEEK THIS IS WHO I’M ACTUALLY ARGUING WITH.
                        >Alright anon, thanks. You’re just mad because you want to be at this point.
                        Still not an argument.
                        I’ve never said that Thor looked exactly like Winge’s painting, I’ve said he wasn’t a fat loser. That was my whole point.
                        Nice strawman you bloody fucking retard.

                      • #386026
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        >moving goalposts this hard
                        >n-no argument even though it is
                        >muh strawman
                        The irony.
                        BTFO

                      • #386031
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        Still no argument. You can cope by saying it is, you have not provided any evidence for your claims that I’m wrong for saying Thor shouldn’t be morbidly obese.
                        Seethe

                      • #386038
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        Anyone who actually knows anything about Norse Mythology would know otherwise.
                        You haven’t read Norse Myth anon, so why are you mad?
                        You literally know nothing about Norse Myth and you are still mad.
                        There is no point in arguing with you and no reason to spoonfeed a reactionary faggot

                      • #386046
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        Funny how you still can’t prove me wrong lmfao, spewing "you know NUTHING because I SAY SO!" doesn’t prove shit

                      • #386049
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        Have you backed up your claim of buff Thor with any sauce?

                      • #386064
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        lmfao I claimed he wasn’t that fat, nothing else. I think he should look like Hafthor but I didn’t claim that Old Norse myth told tales of Thor being over two meters tall and being ripped.

                        Anon, if you don’t know jack shit about Romanticism, why bring it up?

                        I didn’t do it lmfao, I was making a point about the "im scandinavian" shitty argument, but you are too retarded to see it. Also I know more about romantism than you, but let’s not get ourselves off-topic.

                        Again, I fail to see anyone make a good argument, it’s always just
                        >M-MUH YOU DUNT KNOW NUTHING BECUZ I SAY SO CUH!!!!

                      • #386066
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        >I didn’t do it lmfao
                        So you didn’t post Winge as a point of reference for a proper Thor design? That’s good.

                      • #386037
                        Anonymous
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                        No one said anything about loser.

                      • #386012
                        Anonymous
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                        And you DO know that the painter from that pic studied Norse myths and legends, right?

                • #386030
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  >Winge? Taking Romanticist liberties which are the whole point of his style?! No way!
                  Fucking pseud.

              • #386006
                Anonymous
                Guest

                yeah well my dad works for Odin

        • #385968
          Anonymous
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          This works better if they’re going for the bulkmaxxed look.

          • #385996
            Anonymous
            Guest

            This is fine.

            […]

            This is soi garbage.

            • #386034
              Anonymous
              Guest

              They look exactly the same lmao

              • #386060
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Get your eyes checked lmao.

          • #386065
            Anonymous
            Guest

            I love him

          • #386068
            Anonymous
            Guest

            That’s not "bulkmaxxed" that’s roid gut.

        • #385999
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >thor should look like recolored melanoid
          yeah, nah, pretty sure fatty in OPs pic would beat him

          • #386000
            Anonymous
            Guest

            I can’t tell if you are just a fat retard or if you’re baiting. That pic was the strongest man in the world.

            • #386004
              Anonymous
              Guest

              yeah, was, while OP’s pic is literal demigod pooping lightning bolts out of his ass

              • #386007
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Yeah you’re baiting

        • #386013
          Anonymous
          Guest

          yeah I’m gay too bro

        • #386048
          Anonymous
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          >t.rolled, but too dumb to realise it

    • #385957
      Anonymous
      Guest

      we need the mcu audience

    • #385959
      Anonymous
      Guest

      He’s a God he does whatever he wants. Why would maintaining a figure be a concern for a God, that’s petty human shit.

    • #385961
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Do you care?

      • #385964
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Yes I fucking care may not even play the game depending on how prominent he is in ot.

      • #385965
        Anonymous
        Guest

        No.
        He looks like Thor. As long as the boss fight is great it doesn’t even matter.

    • #385963
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >left handed thor
      fkn y

    • #385969
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Why is Týr so depressed brehs?

      • #385972
        Anonymous
        Guest

        He need TRT, what a faggot.

      • #386024
        Anonymous
        Guest

        why does tyr have both of his hands?

        • #386029
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Týr wasn’t born one handed. He loses it when the gods tie up Fenrir, which is something that hasn’t happened yet since Fenrir hasn’t even been born.

          • #386036
            Anonymous
            Guest

            oh right fenrir is the boy’s son lmao
            wonder if they’re gonna just deviate a lot with that shit or if they have time travel shenanigans

            • #386042
              Anonymous
              Guest

              There’s already time travel shenanigans in the first Norse game quite a bit with Jormungandr being from the future who get sent back after splintering the world tree at Ragnarok during his fight with Thor.

    • #385970
      Anonymous
      Guest

      It’s accurate to Norf mythology what are you freaking out about?

    • #385971
      Anonymous
      Guest

      because it made the numales laugh in endgame

    • #385974
      Anonymous
      Guest

      who cares
      why are you still playing AAA shit?
      stop being a sony fanboy

    • #385975
      Anonymous
      Guest

      There is no muscle. Only fat
      Fucking HOW did the fuck this up so bad

    • #385977
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Marvel

    • #385978
      Anonymous
      Guest

      To generate media discussion about the game, and evidently it worked.

    • #385979
      Anonymous
      Guest

      why do americans love looking at jacked dudes so much

      • #385984
        Anonymous
        Guest

        start working on your own body and you’ll get it fatty

        • #385985
          Anonymous
          Guest

          The only thing getting muscular fid was make me go from creepy to scary.

          • #385986
            Anonymous
            Guest

            how is that a bad thing

    • #385980
      Anonymous
      Guest

      The titty flaps were a step too far in the "strongfat" character design. IDK what they were thinking.

    • #385981
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Bloatlord mogs him

    • #385982
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Was thor the one that ate cum?

    • #385988
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Not fat, go to America and you’ll see fat.

    • #385989
      Anonymous
      Guest

      why the fuck not, baldur was like a meth head.

    • #385991
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Because he appeals to all the fat neckbeards who will play this game. They will finally feel accepted.

      "I’m built like T-thor, r-r-r-raw muscle"

      • #385992
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I’m fat and I don’t want to see this

    • #385994
      Anonymous
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      didn’t you watch the marvel movies?

    • #385997
      Anonymous
      Guest

      The chubby strong linebacker physique is actually a more realistic portrayal of a strong man. Beach muscles are useless.

    • #386001
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Urr duur thor fat thor not strong

      >Baldur is shaped like your average crackhead but can easily 1v1 Kratos and the world serpent
      >Atreus is a kid and can kill hundred of elves by himself

      They are GODS. Body shape doesn’t mean shit for them. Besides, Thor has killed all the giants prior to the game, including the one we fight at the end.

    • #386009
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Fat men are the strongest

      • #386011
        Anonymous
        Guest

        how the fuck did he do it

        • #386074
          Anonymous
          Guest

          he’s a good ass boxer. moves surprisingly well for a man of his size. dw is only good for haymakers and excuses, can’t fight backing up.

    • #386015
      Anonymous
      Guest

      For the same reason as Ragnarok fat thor.

      ((they)) have to undermine, subvert, and destroy any source of pride, strength, and beauty. Especially if that is even tangentially part of your heritage.

      • #386021
        Anonymous
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          Anonymous
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      • #386022
        Anonymous
        Guest

        based, also Kratos became bisexual out of nowhere for the same reason.

        • #386033
          Anonymous
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          my dude, He’s greek.

          • #386040
            Anonymous
            Guest

            I know. What the fuck is your point?
            I was talking about how games are getting corrupted by garden gnomes.

            • #386044
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Read a book, midwit.

              • #386051
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Read a book that wasn’t written by a faggot or a communist.

                • #386053
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  Why can’t you just say it yourself? Obvious baiting

                • #386054
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  Okay sure, tell me your top 5 favorite books.

                  • #386059
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    the four canonical gospels and mein kampf

                    • #386063
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      based

      • #386043
        Anonymous
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      • #386058
        Anonymous
        Guest

        what’s your heritage?

        • #386061
          Anonymous
          Guest

          143% snowmelanoid, so for me it would be Perun and his penis totems.

    • #386016
      Anonymous
      Guest

      California, that’s why.

    • #386017
      Anonymous
      Guest

      its sad when I have to say at least he’s white in a game about greek mythology

    • #386018
      Anonymous
      Guest

      CAM AHN NORF GODS

      *BANG*BANG*BANG*

      KICK ‘IS ARSE

      *BANG*BANG*BANG*

    • #386020
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Heh heh we wanted to go for realis-
      >Someone asks why Angrboda is black then
      OH NO NO NO WELL UM ACTUALLY REALSIM DOENST MATTER HAHA I AKSHULLY READ YE OLDE VIKING BOOKS AND INTERPRETED THEM WRONG SO IT’S COOL FOR ANCIENT NORDICS TO BE POOP COLOURED

      • #386070
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Heh heh we wanted to go for realis
        Where the fuck did they say they were going for realism?

      • #386071
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >black Angrboda? How unrealis-
        >NOOO THOR MUH BUFF CAPESHIT BRO
        This goes both ways anon.

      • #386073
        Anonymous
        Guest

        This dont look black to me

    • #386023
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Better than a nig or a woman.

    • #386025
      Anonymous
      Guest

      The bloatmaxx Thor is based. Stop using it as a distraction from the blackwashing.

    • #386027
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Stop watching the MCU you nerd.

    • #386045
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Why is he not blonde?

    • #386047
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Why don’t they do this for female characters?

    • #386055
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >mfw realizing the people who are mad about Thor didn’t even read the Eddas
      The burden of proof is entirely on you. I’ve got nothing to prove to you.
      We’re talking about Norse myth. It should be assumed that you would know Norse myth and have read the eddas or at least various tales backing up your shit, but you’re just pulling shit out of your ass.
      There’s a baseline level of knowledge for discussing this, and that is a basic common knowledge about Norse myth.
      If you don’t meet this baseline then you need to educate yourself first.

      • #386057
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Gen Z doesn’t read. I thought it was a meme at first but it’s true.

      • #386062
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >People here having proper arguments and reasons for being against the current popular thing to be mad about.

    • #386056
      Anonymous
      Guest

      You fags are still on this?

    • #386067
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Why does it matter? Were you going to fap to him?

    • #386069
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Where does it say thor is not fat?

    • #386072
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Thor eats two whole goats for a meal and literally only spends his time eating, drinking and fighting. Why wouldn’t he look like that? Dude almost drank the entire ocean.

    • #386076
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >GOW 4 spends all game describing Thor as a retard fat dobber Brute hard carried by mjolnir
      >turns out Thor really is a fat dobber Brute retard hard carried by mjolnir

    • #386077
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Its peak strength build.

    • #386078
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Hathor more like Fathor

    • #386081
      Anonymous
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      Democrats don’t want white people to be beautiful anymore. we all have to be fat and ugly like the diverse folk.

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