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    • #394680
      Anonymous
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      for me, it’s turtle wow

    • #394681
      Anonymous
      Guest

      have some shady feeling about this server

      • #394685
        Anonymous
        Guest

        people think shenna and crogge are behind this.
        Which are known money pinching thieves and liars back when Elysium was a thing on the private server scene.

        considering torta is trying hard to remain mysterious to who he is, and people keep accusing him of being either shenna or crogge, I wouldnt trust em for a second.

        • #394686
          Anonymous
          Guest

          A mystery you say?

        • #394688
          Anonymous
          Guest

          what are they going to do though? steal my credit card info or something? I just want a comfy vanilla server, all this discord drama is something I don’t really care about

          • #394690
            Anonymous
            Guest

            No, but they totally would given the chance.
            If you can disregard them and just enjoy the server content, great, more power to you.
            But some people would like to be aware of any Sneaky rats that do shady shit.

          • #394704
            Anonymous
            Guest

            usually it’s nothing like that, these guys just pocket the money for themselves and/or lie about the cost of servers. there was one huge TBC server years and years and years ago where this happened, the owner was a woman who spent money that was donated for like exercise equipment and shit.

            • #394710
              Anonymous
              Guest

              talking about wowscape?

              • #394711
                Anonymous
                Guest

                i think so, it’s been so long i don’t even remember the name of it. i was a poorfag so it was actually my first time ever playing WoW.

                • #394720
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  wowcape was run by a woman(allegedly) named payton iirc. It was the first private server I played on, complete shit by today’s standards but pretty big back then.
                  They had these overpowered donor items that would scale with your level or were shareable within your account, can’t remember exactly but legend goes that it was where blizzard got the idea for heirlooms so the server was plagued by drama and shit, one day I logon and everyone was named Paytonisaman cause the main dev had a falling out with the admin.
                  in the end blizz took them out as it wasnt so much donations but a full fledged shop

    • #394682
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I started recently. I only have a Warrior in the early teens. I need to hit up RFC actually.

      • #394726
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Somebody run RFC with me RIGHT NOW.

    • #394683
      Anonymous
      Guest

      one of the rare cases where you can call shill and be right 100% of the time

    • #394684
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’ve been trying out the permadeath mode lately. It’s the most immersion I’ve felt in wow since I was a kid back in vanilla
      >feel like I’m going to shit myself whenever mobs start spawning behind me in a cave
      >leaving town to go questing feels dangerous, like I’m going on a real journey
      >spending time in town or in a city feels extra cozy because I know it’s a safe place where I can’t die

      • #394691
        Anonymous
        Guest

        are you hardcore enough to stay in the default hardcore guild?
        >F
        >f
        >F
        >rip
        >F 🙁
        >F
        >to shreds, you say
        >rip 🙁
        >f
        >F

      • #394730
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Holy autism

    • #394687
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >try server
      >first starting zone quest: kill 8 boar
      >quest doesn’t count progress so unable to advance past quest to pick up other quest
      Fix your fucking shitty server having broken basic quests if you’re gonna have 0.5-1x rates.

    • #394689
      Anonymous
      Guest

      So when are we playing together? And who is going to donate some gold so I don’t have a terrible time leveling?

    • #394692
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >playing WoW in the year of our lord 2004+17

    • #394694
      Anonymous
      Guest

      For me, its NOT Chromiecraft. Seriously, don’t bother.

      • #394695
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Does anyone actually RP in these servers?

        • #394696
          Anonymous
          Guest

          uwu

        • #394697
          Anonymous
          Guest

          There’s one guy on CC who only talks in baby/furry talk, always. I guess that rp in some way.

          • #394706
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Gross, no thanks. I just wanna meet some brave adventurer and travel together while exploring the world then let him fuck my slutty nelf in the middle of some monster infested cave

            • #394712
              Anonymous
              Guest

              fuck, i twitched

        • #394719
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Turtle has a lot of RP-prioritized rules, actually

      • #394753
        Anonymous
        Guest

        How’s the ERP scene?

        • #394754
          Anonymous
          Guest

          the server population peaks at 250 players

          • #394755
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Then where do I go if I wanna be a slut and not give money to Blizzard?

            • #394756
              Anonymous
              Guest

              ff14

              • #394760
                Anonymous
                Guest

                I really don’t like the races plus everyone just looks like a slut by default so what’s the point?
                Guess I’ll just have to wait for another popular server to come around

    • #394698
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I remember reading one of the devs is corrupt as fuck and managed to ruin several other pservers.

    • #394699
      Anonymous
      Guest

      population is sub 500 players at peak, devs are shady as fuck and the population is full of geniune trannies, avoid at all costs

      • #394700
        Anonymous
        Guest

        what’s a better classic private server that isn’t full of meta fags?

        • #394703
          Anonymous
          Guest

          does not exist. you’d have to remove pvp and raids to keep them away.

          • #394708
            Anonymous
            Guest

            where are meta fags such a plague? they ruin every fucking game.

            • #394715
              Anonymous
              Guest

              modern internet makes each video game information complete within days or even hours of release, thus you have the full toolkit for competitive domination at your fingertips the moment a game goes live
              you’re left the choice between taking up a second job mastering the meta or being an eternal shitter

              • #394718
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Why are people so stupid that they don’t understand that the amount of fun you get from the game lowers as you learn more about it though? I realized this years ago and ever since I avoid information because I know it will ruin my gameplay experience.

                It kills that sense of wonder, the sense of exploration, everything that makes a game feel magical is completely destroyed by metashit. As soon as I realized it, I cut all meta out of my life. I just don’t understand how everyone else can be so fucking dense that they don’t realize this and they keep chasing this delusional idea that you will somehow enjoy the game more if you memorize every bit of it and completely kill all the mystery and exploration that it has to offer.

                • #394721
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  these aren’t people who are after fun, they’re bots programmed to chase dopamine, and in MMOs it’s derived through achieving the biggest numbers in the fastest time
                  exploration amounts to "where’s the thing that’ll make me better than everyone"
                  mystery amounts to "I’m frustrated I can’t find the thing that’ll make me better than everyone"
                  solving the game cuts out the middle man and saves everyone time in their pursuits, pursuits that are somehow even more hollow than MMOs were 15-20 years ago
                  tl;dr as always it comes back to soullessness

                  • #394722
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    Absolutely disgusting, these people are the worst thing I’ve ever seen in all of the years that I’ve played games. I don’t think there’s anything I hate more than them

                    Is avoiding pvp pretty much the only way to avoid these people? I don’t even rp, but I only play on rp servers because there’s less of these soulless fucking freaks

                    • #394723
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      avoid endgame generally unless you find a guild/playgroup that jives with you
                      for me it’s hardcore leveling in vanilla, brings stakes back to the game and includes an instant tightknit community invested in one another’s success especially on Turtle WoW where you can only trade with other hardcore players

                      • #394724
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        based, that’s what I’m doing too. I wasn’t sure if I was going to like hardcore mode, but I don’t think I can ever go back to normal leveling. Feeling this level of immersion throughout every quest you do is amazing. I’ve never felt real fear in WoW until now and I’m actually starting to feel afraid of certain zones just based on how dangerous they are. It feels like you’re really in the world

                • #394735
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  I disagree.

    • #394701
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Play Guild Wars and fuck off

    • #394702
      Anonymous
      Guest

      A huge red flag for me (even more than the obvious corruption and shady advertisement) is that all the positive testimonials I’ve read give off huge carebear energy, and not just in the PvE vs. PvP context. Like yeah sometimes the world chat edgelords trying to reach the top of the N word leaderboards get old, but that chaos and friction is part of the soul of online games. You need the villains and shitposters and bad actors for an MMO to be engaging to navigate. Maybe it’s not a gay ""wholesome"" monoculture like it seems from the outside and maybe the GMs are actually chill unless you’re super annoying and spammy but meh
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4jv6li0N7k

    • #394705
      Anonymous
      Guest

      For me, it’s the Brookstech WOTLK single player mod which die juden aus Blizzard got Cease & Desist’d.

      • #394707
        Anonymous
        Guest

        how is it? i downloaded the TrinityCore one that got posted here awhile back but haven’t tried it out yet. i wasn’t aware there were multiple attempts at single player WoW.

        • #394716
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Comfy.

          I’ve only played some Vanilla areas randomly and so far everything’s functioned well. Modified the server to give 4 talent points per every level, made an interesting frost/arcane mage hybrid.

          I also made some level 80 characters with BIS gear to faceroll heroics. Most of the dungeons seemed to work almost as good as back then.

          The files and commands let you make the game as easy or as challeing you want it to be.

          • #394728
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >Modified the server to give 4 talent points per every level, made an interesting frost/arcane mage hybrid.
            ooh, i’ll have to do something like that. i was planning on basically building my own 5-man to start with, leveling a tank, healer, dps, etc. and then making bot companions that match their equipment at the time. and doing a little writing on the side chronicling the character’s adventures and interactions with each other. it’s gonna be fun.

    • #394709
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >still playing WoW
      its time to move on, bud.

      • #394713
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >still shitposting in WoW threads
        It’s time to move on, bud.

        • #394717
          Anonymous
          Guest

          takes me 10 seconds to make a shitpost, how many do you spend playing the same skinnerbox over and over again?

    • #394714
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Stay away from chromiecraft no matter how much retards on reddit shill for it.
      It’s full of spanish retards and literally multiboxing new york garden gnomes that think Ben Shapiro is an actual fascist.

    • #394727
      Anonymous
      Guest

      any biological women play on turtle wow? I want the possibility of getting a gf along with my mmo.

    • #394729
      Anonymous
      Guest

      For me, it’s WoW Ascension.

      • #394731
        Anonymous
        Guest

        how infested is it with meta autism?

        • #394732
          Anonymous
          Guest

          It can be pretty bad, but it’s only really a big deal in Ascended Raids. I just level up Ironman characters and have fun with silly builds.

          • #394733
            Anonymous
            Guest

            i’ll have to give it a shot. i really just wanted to do fun lore type builds rather than anything overtly OP. like ice/affliction Lich, or a hunter with some nature magic appropriate druid spells, stuff like that.

            • #394734
              Anonymous
              Guest

              The "Mystic Enchant" system is really what sells the game these days more than the classless stuff. Like those two exact examples you picked are perfectly recreated with a legendary mystic enchant.

              One called Fingers of Death makes it whenever you fire a Fingers of Frost Ice Lance, you also do a Shadow Lance that buffs the damage of your shadow priest dots by a ton.

              The other, Locust Ranger, replaces Steady Shot with Locust Shot that scales with your spell power and your ranged autos have a chance to make wrath free and shit.

              • #394739
                Anonymous
                Guest

                downloading now and checking out the tutorials, thanks anon. i got the WoW itch again hence my initial interest in the single player packs people made, because blizz is cancer now and most pservers suck so this should help me scratch the itch while making the game feel a little more fresh.

                • #394742
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  There are 2 seperate servers, one is always up and lets you pick whatever abilities you want, the other server is a Seasonal type one where you have to draft abilities every few levels from 1 of 3 choices and it can kind of force you into certain builds. There are ways to reroll and such but if you just wanna mess around with the build ideas cooking in your head it’s best to just stick to the non seasonal realm.

    • #394736
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’m currently leveling a Night Elf hunter after only playing retail casually for a year or so during TBC and then Catacylsm
      It’s the most fun I’ve had in a while and people seem friendly enough even though it’s hard to find other players around the world, I wish the server was more populated

      • #394740
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Same but in the Barrens right now and it’s, well, barren.

      • #394757
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Hunter is such a nice class in vanilla, the sky is really the limit.

    • #394737
      Anonymous
      Guest

      do any chads actually play on this server?

      • #394743
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >do any chads play wow
        Think about what you’re asking

      • #394744
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I do 🙂

        • #394746
          Anonymous
          Guest

          he said chAds not chUds.

    • #394738
      Anonymous
      Guest

      i cant play wow all day anymore

      • #394741
        Anonymous
        Guest

        are you a wagecuck?

        • #394747
          Anonymous
          Guest

          nah im a landlord chad
          if anything i have the most free time currently in my life
          i just can’t do it man
          i feel like i just waste the whole day grinding for stupid shit
          getting netherray mounts or rivendare’s deathcharger never tangibly improved my life

          • #394748
            Anonymous
            Guest

            how did you become a landlord?

            • #394749
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Get given a house by daddy.

              • #394750
                Anonymous
                Guest

                no way you can live off of 1 house

                • #394751
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  That’s how it begins. Baby steps.

    • #394745
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Are there any non-shit wow private servers? All of them sound like they’re shady in some way.

    • #394752
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’ve played WoW so many ways that I’m never going to play it again until we get classic+.

    • #394758
      Anonymous
      Guest

      It’s good but god damn it’s a pain to find people for dungeons and to do elite quests with even with their groupfinder (which is a buggy mess)

      Also bugfixes don’t seem to happen very frequently. The deeprun tram has been bugged for weeks and there are still quests that can’t be completed.

      • #394759
        Anonymous
        Guest

        spellpower on low lvl gear is chad

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