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    • #423494
      Anonymous
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      """"""game"""""""

    • #423495
      Anonymous
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      best game ever made

      • #423499
        Anonymous
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        Best world generator ever made. Actual gameplay is abysmal. 10×10 square of farmland can feed hundreds forever. Happiness system bugged. Garbage interface makes simple things tedious, even after hundreds of hours and muscle memory. You can seal your base with a drawbridge and immediately nullify any outside danger. It’s unbalanced, far too easy, and every base inevitably dies due to FPS death. Any other colony simulator does what DF does a thousand times better.

        • #423501
          Anonymous
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          god you are whiny little bitch
          wait until the steam release you whiny bitch
          mods add digging mobs, enemies can still come up from below caves and there’s hell beneath too. quit bitching

          • #423530
            Anonymous
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            you are pathetic

            • #423531
              Anonymous
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              no u

          • #423542
            Anonymous
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            >bitch
            You must be 18 to post here.

            • #423543
              Anonymous
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              bitchy bitch bitching aboit bitchily being called a bitchy bitch
              bitch

            • #423544
              Anonymous
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              bitch

        • #423517
          Anonymous
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          >Any other colony simulator does what DF does a thousand times better.
          Any example?

          • #423527
            Anonymous
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            Not that guy, but Songs of Syx have hit the spot left from earlier versions of DF for me

          • #423536
            Anonymous
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            modded rimworld

            • #423538
              Anonymous
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              >no z level

              • #423539
                Anonymous
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                Boatmurdered had no z-levels, you fucking casual.

                • #423541
                  Anonymous
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                  and the game improved because of z levels
                  now you can throw goblins off cliffs and watch them splatter

      • #423540
        Anonymous
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        It’s a fun game, but I wish Toady knew how to code, and I wish he didn’t sell his soul to rabid leftards.

    • #423496
      Anonymous
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      this game makes me so sad. not because of what it became, but because of what it could have been
      >no magic even to this day
      >missed opportunity to seed new worlds and their history with real places and events from other player’s worlds via some sort of asynchronous online

      • #423498
        Anonymous
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        >asynchronous online

        Whats the point. If its randomly generated and there is little contact with other players why waste resources to make a server for these worlds.

        • #423511
          Anonymous
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          Because the coolest part of the game is the history
          You buy a masterwork barrel off some traders. It was looted from a fort another player made. inscribed in it is a scene of a giant cave spider being slain by Urist McSpiderFucker wielding his masterwork sword “old arms”
          You can go in adventure mode to the actual fort that another player made, snoop around their layout and discover hidden in the tomb of Urist McSpiderFucker the legendary sword “old arms”
          That’s cool as fuck and as a programmer I can tell you it would also be simple as fuck

          • #423521
            Anonymous
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            it wouldnt
            you are retard

          • #423525
            Anonymous
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            >it would also be simple as fuck
            Then make it?

      • #423500
        Anonymous
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        pretty sure magic is planned. there’s already undead / necromagic of some sort
        there are definitely mods like masterwork that add magic

        • #423506
          Anonymous
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          Toady has confirmed that after the steam release, and maybe a small filler update the next major update will in fact be the Magic System few years back.

      • #423502
        Anonymous
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        A
        FUCKING
        MONARCH
        BUTTERFLY

      • #423508
        Anonymous
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        Why the fuck would anyone ever bother with any form of asynchronous online. Also mods add magic

        • #423528
          Anonymous
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          Community forts were pretty popular for a while, dunno if the bay12’ers are still at it

      • #423512
        Anonymous
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        here you go

        • #423537
          Anonymous
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          it’s beautiful

      • #423513
        Anonymous
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        Question I am more interested in the RPG mode is their any mods that flesh it out more?

    • #423497
      Anonymous
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      update when

    • #423503
      Anonymous
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      never gonna play this game just due to the fact it becomes unplayable after a certain point.

      • #423504
        Anonymous
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        >implying base / FPS optimization isn’t part of fun

      • #423509
        Anonymous
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        you will NEVER reach that point brainlet

    • #423505
      Anonymous
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      I’ve been playing DF for 11 years now and I’ve mastered most of it in a year. Nothing notable has changed since DF2012. The biggest problem of DF is Tarn himself. He is becoming more autistic with passing time and he is getting worse at programming the game too. Zach is the creative brother and he is barely involved in game design anymore, so Tarn the Autist is left to do everything by himself. If he were smarter, he would have employed people to reprogram the game and unscramble his spaghetti code, but his pride won’t let him. Dwarf Fortress was a great game for its time, but it has outlived its usefulness.
      It’s time to move on.

    • #423507
      Anonymous
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      i want
      >for crossbow dwarves to not run into melee and hit people with their crossbows
      >proper military tactics like shield walls & formations, not just dwarves attack moving the instant they see a enemy
      >a proper justice system with more and more minor crimes, its already fun, but not enough of it
      >a need for bath and self cleaning so i can build proper baths
      >nerf webs
      and i want it NOW

      • #423514
        Anonymous
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        >for crossbow dwarves to not run into melee and hit people with their crossbows
        Set them to a ranged squad, limit their movement with z-levels and give them ammo
        >proper military tactics like shield walls & formations, not just dwarves attack moving the instant they see a enemy
        This is what the fortress itself is for.
        >a need for bath and self cleaning so i can build proper baths
        Start a fortress in an evil biome with acid rain. There’s your reason to make a sprinklers / waterfall

        People forget that the dwarfs are supposed to be semi-autonomous, like the sims are with free-will turned on. They’re going to break from your orders sometimes

        • #423516
          Anonymous
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          >dude the game is supposed to be broken haha what you want NEW things lol? fag

          • #423518
            Anonymous
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            It’s a sandbox ya fucking dumb. You’re supposed to be smart enough to make up your own fun.

            • #423520
              Anonymous
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              >bugs are a FEATURE bro lmao fixing them should be a CRIME dont add new stuff i cant handle it heeeeeelp

              • #423522
                Anonymous
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                >I create strawmans to fight
                Cool story bro

                • #423523
                  Anonymous
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                  >strawmans

                  • #423526
                    Anonymous
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                    >

    • #423510
      Anonymous
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      what letter inspires the most fear on you
      for me it’s D

    • #423515
      Anonymous
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      simulator, actually

    • #423519
      Anonymous
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      >still no news about a projected release date

    • #423524
      Anonymous
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      Sometimes i miss the glory days of old 0.34 when DF community was at its peak

    • #423529
      Anonymous
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    • #423532
      Anonymous
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      bump

    • #423533
      Anonymous
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      What combination of defenses is your favorite anons?
      Mine is drowning chambers + crushing with gates

    • #423534
      Anonymous
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      More of a game than the shit being sold as such for $60 plus tip these days.

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      Anonymous
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