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    • #473104
      Anonymous
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      He did nothing wrong…

    • #473105
      Anonymous
      Guest

      He decreased my strength and dexterity.

      • #473109
        Anonymous
        Guest

        this

    • #473106
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >stacks powers while you nap

      nothing personel

    • #473107
      Anonymous
      Guest

      He dealt 20 damage 🙁

    • #473108
      Anonymous
      Guest

      How to beat the heart as the silent? Cant use a shiv deck when the bullshit heartbeat ability damages you for every shiv you use

      • #473110
        Anonymous
        Guest
        • #473162
          Anonymous
          Guest

          …ahh…company…

          • #473163
            Anonymous
            Guest

            I hate that snail boss

          • #473166
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >not beating time eater with a shiv deck
            ngmi

      • #473112
        Anonymous
        Guest
      • #473113
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Poison stack and Dex memes

      • #473115
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >nightmare catalyst+
        >GG

        • #473116
          Anonymous
          Guest

          You still need to last 4 or 5 turns due to the damage limit

      • #473117
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Don’t block shield and spear with your face as if you were playing ironclad

      • #473120
        Anonymous
        Guest

        draft every poison card you see, silent is ez mode

        • #473121
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >a0 detected

        • #473137
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Problem is after several unlocks I don’t see many poison cards anymore. Maybe I’m just unlucky

          • #473164
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Don’t listen to him, you can build a deadly silent deck with 0 poison.

      • #473123
        Anonymous
        Guest

        You absolutely can use a shiv deck. Use your brain, get powerful powers and block like after image. Ever since the shiv buffs I honestly think its the stronger build.

      • #473128
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Double After Image, Wraith Form + After Image, shitload of dex, Ornamental Fan, Tungsten Road + Wraith Form, other armor scaling like Tough Bandages with big discard synergy, scale your shivs enough that you kill the heart before it kills you, caltrops + heavy defense, big poison burst.

      • #473174
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Tungsten rod if you can find it, otherwise just build up a bunch of block

    • #473111
      Anonymous
      Guest

      CACA!

    • #473114
      Anonymous
      Guest

      He poisoned my water supply, burned my crops and delivered a plague unto my house

      • #473118
        Anonymous
        Guest

        He did?

    • #473119
      Anonymous
      Guest

      He took my pants.

    • #473122
      Anonymous
      Guest

      what the fuck was his problem?

      • #473160
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Can’t One Punch anyone anymore

    • #473124
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >bought this because i was a huge hearthstone/dungeon run fan
      >keep getting fucked
      how do i get good?

      • #473125
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Easiest way to understand synergies and the extent of your resources is to watch high level players. Baalorlord puts up the whole heckin wholesome act which is very off-putting at first, but he always justifies his reasoning at a good pace, as opposed to the other clowns who take 5 minutes to mutter a simple thought like the illiterate zoomers they are.

      • #473130
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Always thing short term.
        I don’t know if it’s universal or just me, but games taught me to always invest in the future, take options that don’t make you stronger immediately but promise higher returns later on. That shit doesn’t work here, you need to think about your next fight and only look ahead if you have that solved. This often means taking cards that look worse on paper.

      • #473150
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Don’t be afraid to trade health for buffs
        >Aim for the route with the most ? And elite
        >Get either dead or OP
        >???
        >VICTORY!

      • #473161
        Anonymous
        Guest

        learn how to fight elites, prep for the current boss, purge basic starting cards, don’t hoard potions, learn what scales well vs what doesnt, and just keep playing.

    • #473126
      Anonymous
      Guest

      My friend Laggy is a fine creature. Do not place your blame on him.

      • #473139
        Anonymous
        Guest

        You and your friend can eat corpse explosion you bitch

    • #473127
      Anonymous
      Guest

      it didn’t have to be like this

      • #473129
        Anonymous
        Guest

        fuck these faggots so much they always ruin my runs

        • #473131
          Anonymous
          Guest

          If you can’t take them, you wouldn’t make it past act 2 anyway.

        • #473132
          Anonymous
          Guest

          they’re just slavers but with less hp and do less damage
          it’s just the game telling you to deal more damage so you can frontload targets quickly

      • #473134
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I don’t understand the appeal of the red mask. I mean I’ll take it as a free reward with a chance of 222 gold later, but I’d rather fight another elite than those guys.
        1 turn of weak, is there even anything that hits for 40 on turn 1? That would make it on par with the boat anchor, a common relic. I guess the AOE artifact strip is nice, but again, nothing extraordinary. I can’t see myself paying more than 50 gold for it, and that’s when I know I don’t need anything from the upcoming store.

        • #473140
          Anonymous
          Guest

          it’s not just a red mask, it’s gold + potion chance + card reward
          giving up a fight is giving up a potential win condition, your deck should be being built to beat a fight like that anyway

    • #473133
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >trying to winstreak A15 Heart on ironclad
      >Won 4 runs in like 15 tries
      Not gonna make it….

    • #473135
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Would he taste smoky and peaty?

    • #473136
      Anonymous
      Guest

      FUCK ASCENSION 17 I KEEP DYING TO THE FUCKING GOBLINS ON FLOOR 1

      • #473151
        Anonymous
        Guest

        just find aoe bro

    • #473138
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >forgotten altar

    • #473141
      Anonymous
      Guest

      was wondering what to play tonight,lets go

      • #473142
        Anonymous
        Guest

        kys

    • #473143
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >pick black star first boss
      >instantly die on the first elite on act 2
      Fuck this shit bait relic, i fall for the greed every single time

      • #473144
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Half of the boss relics feel like a consolation prize to be h.
        >tfw you get 3 common relics as your boss reward

        • #473147
          Anonymous
          Guest

          bork is godlike

    • #473145
      Anonymous
      Guest

      What’s your favourite card Ganker? For me it’s pic related

      • #473146
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Pic related, along with Creative AI and any other card that enables you to go full retard in one way or another.

        • #473152
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Corruption is based as fuck, good taste

        • #473153
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Hi, you are nothing without me.

          • #473156
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Sorry, I prefer the superior option.

            • #473157
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >gives you garbage like clothesline and perfected strike

              • #473158
                Anonymous
                Guest

                >it doesn’t give him more skills
                Lmao fucking lucklet.

          • #473167
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Even without a completely broken synergy it’s still "turn 3 energy into 30 over the next few turns"

      • #473148
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Probably whirlwind. It carried my first heart run a long long time ago.

      • #473149
        Anonymous
        Guest

        It looks so bad on its own but I had it win more than 1 run with something like
        >omniscience omniscience
        >wreath
        >worship
        >ragnarok

      • #473154
        Anonymous
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      • #473159
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I really like alchemize, its a card that just generates 50 gold value every time it is played without conditions

        • #473177
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I love Alchemize too, but it’s not really that clear cut. On high ascension you’re often holding onto potions for specific situations and you won’t really want to use them just to reroll another random one and with only two slots you don’t really have much wiggle room. Still a card I pick up whenever it’s not competing with some must have rares in boss rewards though because it’s just a fun card. I absolutely love it with potion belt though.

      • #473175
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Armaments+. It’s the honest Apotheosis

      • #473178
        Anonymous
        Guest

        there’s something very satisfying about nursing a genetic algorithm until it’s like 70 block at the end of a run
        then it gets very silly when you get echo form/strange spoon
        shame the defect is probably my least favourite character over all, focus is such a shit mechanic

      • #473181
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I love how Malaise just trivializes so many fights and even at its worst is great for burning through artifacts or applying weak in a pinch. Honorable mention goes to stabby book when you get turn 1 Malaise with some energy cheats, Burst and/or chemical X. It’s just such a satisfying card.

      • #473183
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I don’t know if it really qualifies as favorite, but Reprogram is something I really wish I could count on getting in a run. On a character that basically always wants to stack focus, it’s a card that breaks like 90% of the decks you’d run, but getting +2S/+2D every use means Steam Barrier becomes a free high block card, strikes and defends hit hard and block tons of damage, and shit like Claw becomes even better than it already was. After two or three uses, you just outscale most enemies you’ll fight, and even ones like the Cultist can’t keep up with you.

        But like I said, you can’t count on getting a Reprogram during a run, much less early on, and if you build your deck around it in hopes you get it, you’ll just wind up pretty gimped.

    • #473155
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I can’t fucking git gud enough to beat the final boss.
      If I don’t get shredded during the beyond, then it’s the mini boss, I’ve only ever reached the final boss once and died like a bitch.
      Any advice?

      • #473176
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Build better decks
        No, seriously, without knowing what is making you fail and who you are playing, it’s hard to say more than this. You gonna need enough block and/or draw to always have some protection every turn, and also enough damage and/or draw to kill them quick enough. Evaluate how you are building your stuff and take risks experimenting.

    • #473165
      Anonymous
      Guest

      So poison stacking really is broken. I thought I had gotten carried when I got my first clear with The Silent.
      Finally cleared again with the Defect and I feel like I’ve gotten better.
      So without spoiling, how do I get whatever is the True Ending? Do I need to clear multiple ascensions with all characters?

      • #473168
        Anonymous
        Guest

        beat the game once with the first 3 characters (ironclad, silent, defect) then on a run can unlock the 3 keys pieces that allow you to get true ending.

        • #473171
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Got it. Thanks anoin!

    • #473169
      Anonymous
      Guest

      This is either gonna be a completely broken run or an absolute trainwreck. Taking bets.

      • #473170
        Anonymous
        Guest

        shiv costs 4

        • #473172
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Shivs are created not drawn.
          inb4 prismatic shard and master reality

      • #473173
        Anonymous
        Guest

        You’ll win, snecko eye is statistically good.

    • #473182
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >play a daily challenge where the conditions allow you mix colours in decks.
      >anger + all for one
      >The red cards that give good shit when stuff is exausted + shiv spam
      /poo/ can suck my nuts cause I love diversity.

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