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    • #447529
      Anonymous
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      Here’s your Evangelion game bro

    • #447530
      Anonymous
      Guest

      woah woah, why is her plugsuit white

      • #447531
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Watch the final movie

        • #447554
          Anonymous
          Guest

          The movie was hot fucking garbage more than half of the movie is just battle ship comms dialogue

        • #447677
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Imagine watching the Rebuilds unironically

          • #447692
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >NEW BAD

            • #447754
              Anonymous
              Guest

              It is in this case
              Soulless trash designed to add another waifu with which to peddle more merchandise

            • #447810
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >new better

        • #447800
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >Rebuilds
          Nah

        • #447827
          Anonymous
          Guest

          NAh I don’t think I will

      • #447532
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >he doesn’t know about Evangelion Imagery

      • #447533
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Because it’s her burial clothes.

      • #447534
        Anonymous
        Guest

        racism

      • #447535
        Anonymous
        Guest

        She join the KKK NERV branch.

      • #447536
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Watch the final movie

        Anything after EoE isn’t worth watching. Also kind of related but is there any decent NGE games? The DS Rei caretaking sim and the N64 game come to mind.

        • #447537
          Anonymous
          Guest

          There’s an untranslated PS2 strategy RPG game that’s very indepth and Anno wrote a bunch of what-if scenarios you can play out.

        • #447542
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >DS Rei caretaking sim
          I had no idea this existed. Is it good?

          • #447546
            Anonymous
            Guest

            It’s called Neon Genesis Evangelion: Ayanami Raising Project. Pretty much raise her and do stuff together. Genuinely a decent game for what it is.

            • #447565
              Anonymous
              Guest

              So that’s a port of the JAP dreamcast game?

          • #447832
            Anonymous
            Guest

            I don’t know but I spent a retarded amount of money to import the ds version because I have a rei obsession.

      • #447560
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Because that’s the fake Shikinami Asuka.
        Souryu Asuka only shows up for a single scene in the rebuild anime.

        • #447568
          Anonymous
          Guest

          [spoiler]
          >Shinji literally mans the fuck up and attains godhood
          >he can do ANYTHING now
          >he decides to go visit the real EoE Asuka
          >"Yeah I liked you too bitch. Say hi to Kenken for me."
          >YEET
          [/spoiler]
          I am beyond fucking mad at Anno for that last 20 minutes.

          • #447575
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >[spoiler]>Shinji literally mans the fuck up and attains godhood
            >>he can do ANYTHING now
            >>he decides to go visit the real EoE Asuka
            >>"Yeah I liked you too bitch. Say hi to Kenken for me."
            >>YEET[/spoiler]
            wait, gimme a synopsis of what actually happens in the last few minutes, I’m never gonna watch it so don’t worry about spoilers

            • #447580
              Anonymous
              Guest

              [spoiler]
              Gendo becomes Lord of the Keikaku and activates the Third Impact, the Fourth Impact, and the MOTHERFUCKING ADDITIONAL IMPACT all at once. Shinji acts horribly depressed for the first half of the movie, but ReiQ gives him the pep talk of a lifetime and gets him on his feet again, only for her to get Tang’d in front of him (Gendo did it on purpose to hurt Shinji because fuck you). Shinji then goes back to Misato, who stops being a grumpy cunt and gets her shit together, and they go to whoop Gendo’s ass. Shinji at a later point in the film goes god mode because various circumstances. Shinji then gets in the fucking robot of his own will, fights Gendo who is in 13, and eventually Gendo breaks down and explains his life story of how he was a depressed kid like Shinji but was saved by Yui, who then goes poof inside 01. This prompts Gendo to make a deal with the devil (SEELE) to get her back, at the cost of Tang.

              Turns out Gendo was fucking wrong, and Yui was never in 01. She was instead inside Shinji, which is why he could never find her. Shinji then foils Gendo’s plan with her help, and then goes to save everyone. Asuka is pulled off the EOE beach and sent back to reality. Rei (real Rei from 1.0 and the TV series) is sent back to reality. Shinji then sits alone in the void, content to just disappear, but Mari pulls him out and saves him. Mari then wins the Shinjibowl and pisses everyone off.

              Note this summary skips over all the massive amounts of 2deep4u and "what the fuck is that" Biblical references.
              [/spoiler]

              • #447587
                Anonymous
                Guest

                sounds like the story was better off disconnected from the original plot an should have stayed in the future of the rebuilds. did you like the movie? was it any good?

                • #447589
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  Not him, but I really liked all of the new Evangelion films. They’re literally a sequel to all of the originals. Everything is canon. It is both a retelling of the story, and the continuation. The entire thing is about Shinji (Anno) breaking out of the cycle of remaking Evangelion.

                  • #447611
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    >The entire thing is about Shinji (Anno) breaking out of the cycle of remaking Evangelion.

                    And that’s exactly why the rebuilds are terrible. Meta commentary is garbage.

                    • #447614
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      The entire series was meta from the start, dude. Maybe it wasn’t intended to be, but the second their budget got slashed, it became a meta series.

                      • #447631
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        the show is still about shinji and the rest of the cast, this sequels concept is completely disconnected from the story. MGS2 did the self-referential things the right way by having them connect to the plot.

                      • #447636
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        Shinji was always Anno’s self insert from literally day 1. It is just that as the production of the series went on, and Anno’s own feelings came more into play, the series became more meta. Eva is literally most known because of its meta elements. It is so confusing that you’d complain about it now. This is the collimation of everything.

                        The story still works on a literal level. Shinji finally getting away from everything that was making him miserable, getting a girl who is not connected to Eva or his parents, being able to move on and live a real life. That is literally all anyone wanted in the Eva universe. On a literal level it works just fine too.

                      • #447638
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        And now Anno is directing Godzilla and Ultraman movies and really happy doing it.

                      • #447648
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        I’ll admit I’m being unfair to the Rebuilds, mostly because I watched the first three and felt like they were really just made to satisfy fans with a lot more emphasis on action. I guess I thought there’s really nothing new to see when it comes to the characters.

                • #447593
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  [spoiler]
                  It’s all connected. Kaworu confirmed it’s a shitton of time loops, which is why he says stuff like "I will make you happy THIS TIME" and such in 2.0 and 3.0. Gendo having two Longinus spears in 3.0 was also because he stole the Longinus spear from the EOE timeline, and it’s a major plot point as to how he’s able to activate the Additional Impact, which was not part of SEELE’s Scenario.

                  I personally loved the movie because it was so fucking ridiculous that it came full circle. Anno knew exactly what bullshit he was pulling, and he did it fairly well.[/spoiler]

                  Then why did Unit 01 go completely out of its way to protect Shinji on multiple occasions?

                  It’s not entirely clear. Yui is presumably in 01 since that’s what we are told in everything but 4.0. However, Gendo remarks at the end of 4.0 with "At last, now I understand why I couldn’t find you." and Shinji remarks with "She was in me the entire time" when he finally sees Yui.

                  • #447651
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    >It’s not entirely clear. Yui is presumably in 01 since that’s what we are told in everything but 4.0. However, Gendo remarks at the end of 4.0 with "At last, now I understand why I couldn’t find you." and Shinji remarks with "She was in me the entire time" when he finally sees Yui.

                    i think hes refering to her ‘purposeness’, in the sense that shingi was the continuation of her and a reason for gendo to keep living, cause right as they go out of anti reality gendos with Yui in the physical/spiritual sense, but he never really got-her-back in the sense that he wanted, that being human and emotional connection

              • #447588
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Then why did Unit 01 go completely out of its way to protect Shinji on multiple occasions?

                • #447607
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  Unit 1 did this on Rebuilds? Can’t remember.

                  better than the shit /a/ worships.

                  /a/nimals even workship watashit. They worth less than rat shit

              • #447595
                Anonymous
                Guest

                sounds like the story was better off disconnected from the original plot an should have stayed in the future of the rebuilds. did you like the movie? was it any good?

                You forgot:
                >Mari’s Eva was the summation of Units 00-13 simultaneously
                >"His sync rate isn’t zero, it’s infinity!"
                >The Golgotha Object in Anti-Space ties Evangelion to Planet Golgotha in the Anti-Universe from Ultra-Man

              • #447596
                Anonymous
                Guest

                >Marikeks won
                agony

                • #447602
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  That is literally the best and only possible outcome. Anything else is just wrong. Shinji should not end up with an alcoholic, an abusive shrew, or a clone of his mom.

                  Shinji is no longer connected to the past. He can move on.

                  • #447612
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    The meltdown of reifags was glorious

                    • #447667
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      Asukafags finding out their wife was a clone was funnier.

                      • #447670
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        I enjoyed 4.0 because it crushed everyone’s hopes and dreams
                        >Kaworufags BTFO
                        >Asukafags (myself included) BTFO
                        >Reifags BTFO

                      • #447674
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        I’m a Reifag myself, and I was alright with how it went, but man the salt from the more obnoxious characterfags was delicious.

                      • #447675
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        And lets not forget plotfags.

                        They lost the hardest.

                      • #447790
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        There are no plotfags for eva lmao
                        Its all shippers
                        You can’t say all of them lost either because they may have been interested in the obscure shit that won

                      • #447699
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        I’m a Reifag myself, and I was alright with how it went, but man the salt from the more obnoxious characterfags was delicious.

                        HAHA BASED I TOOK A STINKY SHIT IN TH ROOM AND IT MADE EVERYONE ANGRY

                      • #447767
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        Asukafags will never fucking recover lol. They’ll be seething until the end of time.

                      • #447769
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        Lol, he’s trying to act like he didn’t get outted as a Gankertard

                      • #447770
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        melanoid, you’re posting on Ganker yourself, go be schizo somewhere else.

                      • #447772
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        >reeeeeeeeee
                        That’s what I thought retard. No wonder why your such a autist, you’re not even from /a/ just some Gankertard pooping up Eva threads

                      • #447844
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        back to >>>/a/ faggot

                    • #447774
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      I haven’t actually seen much seething from reifags, but asukafags went completely insane. I’m just happy for my boy Shinji for finally being happy, I was never autistic enough for shipping wars.

                      • #447775
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        That’s a lie cucktard. Reifags have been seething over that Kaworeo pic. But you’reto much of a retard ro know that

                      • #447776
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        Man, I thought you were just seething at first, but you’re actually mentally ill.

                      • #447779
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        Nigga, nothing you say means shit Gankertard. What? Gonna spam like you always do faggot. Keep seething because this shit is funny

                      • #447777
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        No but you’re autistic enough to think only Asukafags were seething. Makes me thing you are a shipper

                      • #447826
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        >I haven’t actually seen much seething from reifags
                        Anon…

                        Not saying it was only them, but they definitely threw the biggest fit.

                      • #447829
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        You just did retard

                      • #447831
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        Did what?

                      • #447793
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        >I haven’t actually seen much seething from reifags
                        Anon…

                  • #447620
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    I wouldnt have minded if she was an actual character. She has maybe a couple dozens lines over the course of 3 films, and has (1) super short interaction with shinji the entire time.

                • #447615
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  Yeah, also Kozo Fuyutsuki was an LCL clone like Rei.
                  >Mari then meets Fuyutsuki, referring to him as "Fuyutsuki-sensei", further alluding to her familiarity, and he calls her "Maria Iscariot".

              • #447601
                Anonymous
                Guest

                >the Fourth Impact, and the MOTHERFUCKING ADDITIONAL IMPACT all at once

                oh god, there was more?

                • #447616
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  Due to timeloop shenanigans, Gendo stole the Spear of Longinus from EOE’s timeline and used it in the Rebuild timeline. That’s why there were two Longinus in 3.0. This was NOT part of SEELE’s scenario, and Gendo basically went God of Keikaku by altering their Scenario (Instrumentality) to have an Additional Impact which would allow him god mode to force Yui back to him, even if everyone else got Tang’d.

                  No, 3d impact (proper one, not the one Shinji started in 2.22) happened during the timeskip and it’s why everything is red and most dead humans are turned into red zombie EVAs and why Lilith was decapitated and merged with Mark 06.

                  4th impact (partial? because it was stopped by Kaworu drying and Mari ejecting him) was what happened so Gendo could trick SELEE into killing themselves thinking they’re gonna achieve their plan as well as raising Lilith’s Black Moon chalice thing from the earth.

                  Partially correct. Near 3rd Impact (N3I) happened in 2.22. True Third Impact happened in the timeskip. Near Fourth Impact was 3.33. Additional Impact was not part of the Scenario, and Gendo did that AFTER killing SEELE by unplugging them. He never told them he knew about the timeloops, and thus fooled them into signing off. The Black Moon (the big floating rock) was his new base, and he needed to ram it into the Doors of Guf to create the Imaginary Spear, all so he could save his Longinus to cheat and do the Additional Impact. SEELE’s Scenario was supposed to use the last spear to open Guf, but Gendo being Gendo decided to cheat.

                  • #447619
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    >True Third Impact happened in the timeskip
                    Then why the hell did Misato blame Shinji for everything? 01 was out of action for 14 years.

                    • #447624
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      Absolutely retarded and horrible writing that trashes Misato as a character, that’s why.

                    • #447626
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      [spoiler]
                      4.0 Reveals she hates herself for it. She got pregnant with Kaji’s child and gave birth. Shinji meets him briefly in the middle of 4.0. Misato refuses to go anywhere near him since she thinks she’s a failure as a woman. She admits she was taking her anger out on Shinji in 3.0, but then cleans up her act.

                      [/spoiler]

                      • #447634
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        You are describing the awkward "Oh God we fucked up so bad with 3.0 oh no" bandaid they plastered over Misato’s broken character. I’m not even a Misatofag and I still seethe over what they did to her.

                      • #447641
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        This is possibly one of the dumbest posts I’ve ever read. Character arcs are now "bandaids."

                      • #447645
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        >lemme just walk back what drove the previous movie forward (Misato and WILLE’s incredibly retarded and harsh rejection with zero explanation) and say she’s real sorry aww jeez
                        No. That was a desperate attempt to salvage Misato’s character and it just pissed me off.

                      • #447649
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        >Character does something bad because of emotions
                        >Realizes later that they’re doing something bad
                        >Apologizes for it and pays consequences for her actions
                        >Learns, moves forward, and grows as a character before ultimately dying
                        Wow this is such character assassination. They clearly changed the writing of the 4th film because they definitely didn’t plan on this at all. No way. You definitely don’t set up characters to then go through character arcs later in the story. This never happens. She should have been the same after the time skip. Just sexier. Bigger tits. Bigger ass. Skimpier clothes. Sluttier. Yeah… that is the kind of character "growth" I like

                      • #447657
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        You are absolutely seething that I’m not worshipping Anno. Rebuild 3 is character assassination at its most blatant.

                        Also the gap between 3 and 4 was NINE YEARS while the previous gaps were two years between 1 and 2 and three and a half years between 2 and 3. Are you actually going to claim that it wasn’t written then rewritten over and over?

                      • #447659
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        You can call the character arc bad, you can say you disagree with it, you can say Anno made a mistake for writing it and is an idiot. I am not worshiping him. I am just saying that all of that was slapped together at the last second is just asinine. Her character arc was clear. I saw 3 and I knew what was going to happen with her in 4. I obviously didn’t know the specifics, but I understood she was going to have a change of heart.

                      • #447668
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        >I am not worshipping him
                        Then what the hell was that "ugh sexier Misato mmm" rant?

                        >all of that was slapped together at the last second
                        I never said that. What I did say is that it’s shitty writing and doesn’t work for Misato.

                      • #447671
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        You said it was a bandaid. Bandaid implies that they had nothing planned and it was done just to "stop the bleeding" and is not an actual solution. No bandaid was necessary because the character arc was clearly planned.

                        And the comment about Misato being sexier is because you give the impression of being a coomer by posting images of Asuka in sexy poses.

                      • #447672
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        Yeah because it’s an inadequate solution to a serious problem. Applying a bandaid instead of stitching the wound closed.

                        And come on, you can’t even handle someone posting tame Asuka pictures?

                      • #447678
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        >pixiv filename
                        You’re a good man.

                      • #447685
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        Saving from the source is just the right thing to do.

                    • #447629
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      Because Misato was still grieving. Everything fell apart. Then Shinji randomly comes back years later and all of those feelings came back up. All of the anger, sadness, depression, desperation. Everything. She talked about hating him, but also was trying to protect him. You can’t act like she just didn’t care.

                      How can people be confused or hate Misato over it when she later admits she was wrong? She says she was just taking out her feelings on him. She never says she was right and the movie clearly says she was wrong, but you also forgive her in the end because you realize why she is so upset.

                      • #447642
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        Everyone in WILLE hating Shinji after the timeskip was kinda forced and too obvious and it just made him accept going back to NERV and piloting again.
                        Realistically would’ve been far more smarter and manipulated him into staying with them by lying to him and telling him NERV/Gendo is trying to kill humanity, he already hated his dad.

                      • #447643
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        [spoiler]
                        4.0 has a scene with that. The pink hair slut tells Shinji to NEVER get back in the robot since the 2.0 impact killed her family. Meanwhile Sakura (Toji’s little sister) tells Shinji getting in the robot brings nothing but misfortune, so she goes to kneecap him with a revolver so he’s crippled and can’t pilot it (and promises to nurse him back to health). Misato eats the shot for Shinji, and off he goes to duel Gendo.
                        [/spoiler]

                  • #447686
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    And what happened with kawaru

                    • #447687
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      He’s dead and was absorbed by Uniy 13, acting like a presudo-dummy plug.
                      That’s why Unit13 can move in 4.0

                      • #447688
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        No in the last scene when Shinji meets him waking up from the casket on the moon

                      • #447690
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        That’s just visions in instrumentality.

                      • #447694
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        Then why did Shinji give him an ending like he did with Rei and asuka

                      • #447689
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        And u remember Kaji was there too, even though he was supposed to be dead

                  • #447806
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    >Gendo stole the Spear of Longinus from EOE’s timeline
                    I got a different interpretation from the movie. Gendo mentions the existence of six divine spears, which the two spears in 3.0+1.0 would be a part of. The other four must have been lost and/or exhausted of their power at some point. My guess is that, for whatever reason, a grand total of four spears were used up at once during Second Impact (pic related).

              • #447606
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Literally the only good thing from the rebuild movies was gendos backstory. 4 movies for one half decent scene.

              • #447608
                Anonymous
                Guest

                No, 3d impact (proper one, not the one Shinji started in 2.22) happened during the timeskip and it’s why everything is red and most dead humans are turned into red zombie EVAs and why Lilith was decapitated and merged with Mark 06.

                4th impact (partial? because it was stopped by Kaworu drying and Mari ejecting him) was what happened so Gendo could trick SELEE into killing themselves thinking they’re gonna achieve their plan as well as raising Lilith’s Black Moon chalice thing from the earth.

              • #447635
                Anonymous
                Guest

                thanks ,saved me the time to do totally not pretentious anno totally critiquing anime culture and totally not doing it for empty profit

                • #447637
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  You should watch it anyway. As totally ridiculous as it sounds, it was a pretty fun ride.

              • #447706
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Jesus.
                So glad I dumped this hot garbage rebuild at 1st movie.

                • #447710
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  Rebuild is much better than the series, just not as good as EOE.
                  Time to stop being such a contrarian.

                  • #447713
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    Time to stop liking hot garbage, anon.

                  • #447714
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    >Rebuild is much better than the series,
                    nah, rebuild only works because of the series

                    • #447717
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      1 and 2 are just the series in a faster pace without dumb shit like Magma Diver, Jet Alone or that ep that’s just Shinji walking around bored.

                      3 and 4 are heavy on references but only to the last 4 director cut episodes and EOE, the real kino of the OG series.

                      • #447720
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        Yes, the pace in 1 and 2 does not work on its own and relies on characterization from the series to fill in the gaps.

                      • #447724
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        It works standalone because the first hour of 2.0 is just slice if life scenes with all the characters before shit hit the fan with just the start with Mari, Asuka’s intro and the 5 mins with the Sahaquiel having any action.

                      • #447729
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        nah NGE was a masterstroke of pacing and direction, something you just can get from the same story in a shortened timeframe

                  • #447715
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    Shit taste

                  • #447716
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    Holy fuck.

                  • #447718
                    Anonymous
                    Guest
                  • #447719
                    Anonymous
                    Guest
                  • #447725
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    The original series is science fiction with a lil bit of fantasy

                    Rebuild is fantasy with a little bit of yandere.

                    • #447734
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      The only fantasy in rebuild is all the crazy shit in 3.0 and 4.0, but then you can say the same for EOE where shit was even more on crack.

                  • #447794
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    >EoE
                    >Good

                  • #447805
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    Nice bait lad

              • #447708
                Anonymous
                Guest

                you forgot to mention Rebuild Asuka are actually clones meant to find the best possible variant of Asuka as a pilot

              • #447711
                Anonymous
                Guest

                I don’t really see this as anything but Anno trolling the audience and raking in the cash

              • #447795
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Thank God rebuilds aren’t canon.

              • #447796
                Anonymous
                Guest

                >Shinji then sits alone in the void, content to just disappear, but Mari pulls him out and saves him. Mari then wins the Shinjibowl and pisses everyone off.
                It wouldn’t have pissed everyone off if Mari hadn’t been a completely pointless character on screen and actually had some fucking chemistry/significant interactions with Shinji anytime before hand.

                • #447799
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  Mari could’ve been the most developed character in the series and the shipfags would still be anally annihilated that their girl got beat by the new girl.

                  • #447807
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    I would have been perfectly fine with mari if she and shinji had said more than a couple words to each other. They have 1 singular scene before part 4, and I dont even remember if shinji talks during it.

          • #447815
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >he decides to go visit the real EoE Asuka
            No, this is rebuild Asuka

        • #447700
          Anonymous
          Guest

          [spoiler]
          >Shinji literally mans the fuck up and attains godhood
          >he can do ANYTHING now
          >he decides to go visit the real EoE Asuka
          >"Yeah I liked you too bitch. Say hi to Kenken for me."
          >YEET
          [/spoiler]
          I am beyond fucking mad at Anno for that last 20 minutes.

          [spoiler]
          Gendo becomes Lord of the Keikaku and activates the Third Impact, the Fourth Impact, and the MOTHERFUCKING ADDITIONAL IMPACT all at once. Shinji acts horribly depressed for the first half of the movie, but ReiQ gives him the pep talk of a lifetime and gets him on his feet again, only for her to get Tang’d in front of him (Gendo did it on purpose to hurt Shinji because fuck you). Shinji then goes back to Misato, who stops being a grumpy cunt and gets her shit together, and they go to whoop Gendo’s ass. Shinji at a later point in the film goes god mode because various circumstances. Shinji then gets in the fucking robot of his own will, fights Gendo who is in 13, and eventually Gendo breaks down and explains his life story of how he was a depressed kid like Shinji but was saved by Yui, who then goes poof inside 01. This prompts Gendo to make a deal with the devil (SEELE) to get her back, at the cost of Tang.

          Turns out Gendo was fucking wrong, and Yui was never in 01. She was instead inside Shinji, which is why he could never find her. Shinji then foils Gendo’s plan with her help, and then goes to save everyone. Asuka is pulled off the EOE beach and sent back to reality. Rei (real Rei from 1.0 and the TV series) is sent back to reality. Shinji then sits alone in the void, content to just disappear, but Mari pulls him out and saves him. Mari then wins the Shinjibowl and pisses everyone off.

          Note this summary skips over all the massive amounts of 2deep4u and "what the fuck is that" Biblical references.
          [/spoiler]

          Anno did it just to fuck with you.

      • #447581
        Anonymous
        Guest

        its actually Shinji crossdressing

      • #447599
        Anonymous
        Guest

        What’s it like under that rock?

        • #447733
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I love typo’s art. Some of my most favourite renditions of Asuka in such a great style.

          • #447748
            Anonymous
            Guest
      • #447662
        Anonymous
        Guest

        […]
        Anything after EoE isn’t worth watching. Also kind of related but is there any decent NGE games? The DS Rei caretaking sim and the N64 game come to mind.

        If you enjoyed the original you will like the sequel.

        • #447684
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Lies

      • #447696
        Anonymous
        Guest

        All those Nazi Asuka memes became real. She’s now a white nationalist.

      • #447698
        Anonymous
        Guest

        To sell new figures (which I’ve pre-ordered)

    • #447538
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >rebuild

      • #447539
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Besides EOE, Rebuild is far better than the OG and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

        • #447541
          Anonymous
          Guest

          It isn’t though. 1.11 is just a recap, 2.22 is the only decent one and the rest are dogshit. Anno is a hack.

          • #447544
            Anonymous
            Guest

            1.11 is a fantastic recap and the Ramiel fight is the equivalent the SW: A New Hope trench run of anime.
            2.22 was kino, especially the Sahaquiel run with the 3 evas and the ending where where shit goes crazy.

            3.33 was a disappointment because everyone wanted to see the stuff in the 2.22 preview, the fall of NERV/Gendo, basically the equivalent of first half of EOE in Rebuild.
            But instead they decided they can’t have a movie without Shinji so we have 14 year timeskip.
            That’s why there’s talks right now of a "2.5, what the fuck happened in the timeskip" movie from Anno himself.

            • #447545
              Anonymous
              Guest

              patrician take, but evangelion has always been mediocre

              • #447548
                Anonymous
                Guest

                melanoid

              • #447549
                Anonymous
                Guest

                EoE/NGE was amazing. Everything after was mediocre.

                • #447552
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  original is a snoozefest for beta teenagers. without nostalgia goggles it’s very mediocre but it had some great moments

                  rebuilts are better in every way

                  • #447557
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    fuck off faggot, I watched EOE and rebuild recently and I can say the original is way fucking better. Rebuild trys way too hard to be psychological that its fucking cringy

                    t. zoomer

                    • #447559
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      >t. zoomer
                      that explains it, kek

                      • #447561
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        explains what retard? that EOE is objectively better than rebuild without nostalgia faggotry?

                      • #447563
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        no, that zoomers have an awful taste in kinos

                      • #447572
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        >A-ARE THOSE SPARKLING LIGHTS WOOOAAAAHH
                        go back to bed grandpa before you get your dementia flares

                      • #447577
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        >OH MY GAAAAHD!! IS THIS A *gasp* TTGL REFERENCE?!??! KINO! KINO! KINO! KAMINA!!!! ROW ROW FIGHT DAH PAHWAH!1! OMG*farts*

                      • #447583
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        >actually thinks ttgl is bad
                        Never seen someone with this shit of a taste before. also (You)

                      • #447585
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        Yes forced garbage waste of time fuck you.

                      • #447590
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        better than the shit /a/ worships.

                      • #447639
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        >KINO KINO KINO

                      • #447743
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        not the retarded wojack melanoid but Trigger making the same show over and over again has retroactively made me like TTGL a lot less. Diebuster is better.

                      • #447664
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        Don’t insult TTGL in my thread ever again, faggot.

                      • #447666
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        >OH MY GOD THE DRILLL HE WILL USE THE DRILL TO PIERCE MY PROSTATEA OMMMGG FUCK YESSS!111! BAZINGA!

                      • #447669
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        embarrasing

                      • #447673
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        yes you forcing this shit is very embarrassing

                  • #447782
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    god youre such a fucking retard its not even funny

            • #447551
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >cape shit analogy
              no

            • #447623
              Anonymous
              Guest

              And people say Nomuras kingdom hearts naming conventions are insane

              • #447632
                Anonymous
                Guest

                The names of these movies are very simple:
                1.0 was theatrical release, 1.1 was bluray.
                Same for the second and third.

                They only went crazy with the last one calling it 3.0+1.1, possibly a nod to the timeloop shit.

              • #447640
                Anonymous
                Guest

                The movies were called X.0. Then the DVDs were called X.X. Lastly, the expanded Blu-Ray editions were named X.XX.
                Names like Evangelion 3.33 are really not in the same ballpark as the Kingdom Hearts series.

        • #447566
          Anonymous
          Guest

          3.33 was terrible
          1.1 was ok
          2.2 was weird

          • #447567
            Anonymous
            Guest

            3 was bad on purpose, just like 4, its meta

            • #447569
              Anonymous
              Guest

              I thought the meme was that 4 was ‘good’?

              • #447574
                Anonymous
                Guest

                its good because its bad on purpose, try to keep up

          • #447576
            Anonymous
            Guest

            How can you like 1.1 and hate 2.2, it was just more of the same with an amazing finale.

            The only thing bad about them was maybe the rushed pacing at time, maybe they’d have been better off with 3 movies before doing the timeskip, then another 2 movies to finish things.
            But we may get that retroactively as Anno is talking about a 2.5 movie with the stuff from the 2.2 preview.

        • #447613
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Disgusting taste.

    • #447540
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #447543
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Filtered by the greatest cinematic achievement in human history

      • #447547
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >I hate that I ever made this series and I just want to go home a fuck my hot wife.

      • #447553
        Anonymous
        Guest

        you can’t dismiss critics with "lol filtered"

      • #447573
        Anonymous
        Guest

        bravo anno
        >that last pic of him on the stairs
        rofl

      • #447740
        Anonymous
        Guest

        shame it wasn’t a chinese escalator

      • #447784
        Anonymous
        Guest

        This was the most retarded ending. Anno literally didn’t know what he was doing with Mari’s character for years then all the sudden "I’m just gonna make her an allegory for my wife." even though Shinji and Mari spent collectively less than an hour on screen together throughout all the movies.

        • #447786
          Anonymous
          Guest

          The best part is that his wife is now seething over that now

          • #447787
            Anonymous
            Guest

            what do you mean

            • #447791
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Anno’s wife doesn’t like that people keep saying Mari is her, she even came out and said that at the end of March. Now Khara actively denies it instead of leaving it up to interpretation the way usually does things.

              Is she really? Who was she rooting for?

              I don’t know she made a Kawoshin doujin mostly likely Kawoshin. I don’t think she really cares about the Shipping

          • #447789
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Is she really? Who was she rooting for?

        • #447792
          Anonymous
          Guest

          He knew exactly what he was doing with her in the end: dunking on shipfags.

          • #447801
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Nope, he stated Mari was added to the plot very late in development and as a favor to a friend of his. That’s why she was a nothing character the whole time and now her only importance to the films is that she fucked the MC

            • #447804
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >Nope, he stated Mari was added to the plot very late in development and as a favor to a friend of his.
              Also, as a way to make money off a character to please investors

            • #447813
              Anonymous
              Guest

              He’s said before that she was meant to "destroy" Evangelion and, if nothing else, she successfully destroyed the poopyholes of countless shippers.

      • #447820
        Anonymous
        Guest

        FujoStacies how could we lose?

    • #447550
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #447741
        Anonymous
        Guest

        This series does not get enough love. Nadia is Rei, Asuma and Shinji all rolled into one. Easily the best character ever.

        • #447742
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >Asuma
          ?

        • #447745
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Why is Shinji black

          • #447746
            Anonymous
            Guest

            rona

          • #447752
            Anonymous
            Guest
        • #447758
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Nadia spends the entire series whining and bitching, that’s almost her whole character

    • #447555
      Anonymous
      Guest

      This is a secret Koikatsu thread.

    • #447556
      Anonymous
      Guest

      back to /a/ with your rebuild shitposting

    • #447558
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I want to eat her ass so bad

    • #447562
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >all the seething asukafags ITT
      Asuka lost and gets dicked by Kensuke every day

    • #447570
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Why do people even like Evangelion?

    • #447571
      Anonymous
      Guest

      […]

      Rebuild doesn’t have Magma Diver, Jet Alone or that early episode that’s 90% Shinji walking around doing nothing, it wins by default.

      Only EOE is 1000% untochable kino, and Anno took most of the same serious tone DNA into the remakes 1.0 and 2.0 as well as the completely new stuff in 3.0 and 4.0 after the timeskip.

      • #447578
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Not gonna spoil it but this scene in EoE and this with Ode to Joy playing. Absolute soul.
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBZnNFDFREQ

        • #447579
          Anonymous
          Guest

          My bad forgot to include the music. Rebuild music was nowhere near close to this. Ending music for 2.22 was amazing though.
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjH9Gl0raf0

          • #447586
            Anonymous
            Guest

            I want this to play at my funeral.

          • #447603
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >uses classic music
            >WHOAAA DUDEE LOOK THE OST IS AMAZING!!!
            The only good og soundtrack is the one you hear when 01 transforms and eat one of the last angels.

            • #447617
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >He doesn’t appreciate classical music, works of art, perfectly crafted for pure enjoyment and emotion
              NGMI. Agree with you on the scene though that was kino.

              • #447622
                Anonymous
                Guest

                >he doesn’t appreciate classical music
                Never said this. I said that you cannot actually give the credits to the OST and then you post something that isn’t original in the Anime.

                • #447628
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  But both pieces of music I posted are used in the anime? Unless you mean music actually made for the series itself then my bad.

                  • #447630
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    >Unless you mean music actually made for the series itself then my bad.
                    Yes, exactly this.

                  • #447756
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    People will use "OST" and "soundtrack" interchangeably, but the O in OST means Original.

          • #447665
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >Air
            G-Senjou no Maou did it better
            https://youtu.be/jo05wzgmoRg

        • #447582
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Yeah the best part of NGE are the directors cut episodes since they’re pretty much a prelude to EOE.
          Rebuild mostly feels like the whole show in that tone, that’s why I prefer it slightly over the show.

          As for the music, rebuild 3.0 and 4.0 falls short of EOE but still has a bunch of great shit:
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6JLkzn3X1s

    • #447584
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Evangelion would never work as a game because the fanbase still thinks it is a series about giant robots and jerking off.
      New films are kino and better than the anime. Weebs were literally handed kino on a silver platter and slap it away because they just want scenes of Shinji being a "badass"

    • #447592
      Anonymous
      Guest

      So we all know Shinji is Anno’s self insert, does that mean Anno at one point in his life felt like he might have been gay, or at the very least is bisexual? I think that a certain film with certain homosexual overtones made me ask certain questions about a certain man.

      • #447594
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Personally I think it’s supposed to be vague

      • #447597
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Kaworu is designed after the creator of Sailor Moon.

        • #447605
          Anonymous
          Guest

          the Sailor Moon anime director, I was wrong

    • #447598
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >The final fight between Shinji and Gendo
      Man this CGI looks terrible
      >Turns out its all on a sound stage.

      • #447604
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Anno said they initially wanted to do that scene live action with horrible costumes, but he couldn’t get it just right.

        • #447618
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Knowing Anno I would be genuinely surprised if he didn’t consider doing a "Hollywood Eva" scene and it literally just being a clip of Pacific Rim.

      • #447609
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >"This is just reusing old footage and scenes. This looks terrible. Why does it look like a stud-"
        >"Oh."
        Actual Kino.

      • #447653
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >"This is just reusing old footage and scenes. This looks terrible. Why does it look like a stud-"
        >"Oh."
        Actual Kino.

        that whole ending sequence was pure kino. the oddly scattering buildings / breakout, rei eyes, the fps slowdown from the manniquin zoom out, amazing. anons will always say it rips on EOE, i even had a friend who didnt catch the purposeful cgi

    • #447600
      Anonymous
      Guest

      why bother? eva was a mistake, the tv show and EoE were a fluke

    • #447610
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Is Mari in that Mihoyo game yet?

    • #447621
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Mari says less then two sentences to Shinji and probably gives him a hell of a concussion
      >End up winning.

      • #447625
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >WHY DIDN’T SHINJI FUCK HIS MOM, THE WOMAN 20 YEARS OLDER THAN HIM, OR THE GIRL WHO OUTRIGHT DESPISES HIM (AND WANTS TO KILL HIM)?????????????????????
        How is it possible to still carry over waifufag feelings like 20 years later?

        • #447751
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >Let’s just force characters into a relationship for the sake of it
          have a nice day.

        • #447753
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Misato is only 16 years older than Shinji. Barely old enough to be his mom if his mom was an irresponsible teenager.

        • #447788
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Yeah because who needs shit like ‘development’ and ‘chemistry’ between characters. A fucking dating sim characters more going for them than Shinji and Mari ever did.

    • #447627
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I always thought the line about Gendo not finding Yui was a reflection on him not being a father at all to Shinji, who was the last attainable remnant of his wife. She’s literally genetically in him, not that she wasn’t also stuck in 01

      Either way, finally getting the kino that was rebuild was worth the wait, I’m sure some EVA heads will eventually decrypt everything near the spaghetti filled back end of 4.0

      • #447633
        Anonymous
        Guest

        [spoiler]
        Gendo said he saw it as a punishment to have an eternal reminder of Yui walking around near him. As a result, he also didn’t want to be near Shinji because he was afraid he would hurt Shinji with his bitterness. This in turn made Shinji think Gendo hated him, when in reality Gendo never hated him, but hated the concept of thinking about Yui.
        [/spoiler]

        • #447773
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Damn, this hits a little too close to home.
          I think my father does the same thing. My mom is still alive tho. We never see eye to eye likely because we are so similar. Instead we just shut ourselves away from each other because it’s easier. I wish I could reconcile with him but it’s incredibly difficult to talk to him and anything other than a surface level.

      • #447647
        Anonymous
        Guest

        That spoiler is entirely correct, yes.

    • #447644
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I think it is pretty clear that the Eva fanbase doesn’t actually deserve Eva. Too much effort is put into this shit when it is clear the only thing they care about is Rei and Asuka in plugsuits. Anno should just release an official Eva doujin once a year. That would probably placate the fanbase more than new films.

      • #447646
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I was happy to have Eva end with EoE.

        Instead, I had to wait 15 years for the "true" ending which was inferior in every way.

    • #447650
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Mari is clearly shown to be friendly with Gendo in the flashbacks
      >She then makes moves on his son.

    • #447652
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #447654
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #447726
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Why is she so perfect?

    • #447655
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #447656
      Anonymous
      Guest

      It’s insane how much better anime films are than anime series. I’ve never really liked any of the anime series I gave genuine attempts to watch, but over this past year I’ve watched like 30 anime films and nearly every single one has been excellent.

      • #447658
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Some ppl prefer slower burner stories.

      • #447660
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Films offer a better variety of subject matter as opposed to series. It is hard to film a multi-season story about something like an Idol-turned-Actress dealing with a crazy stalker (or is she?).

    • #447661
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #447663
      Anonymous
      Guest

      […]

      stop forcing your shit meme

    • #447676
      Anonymous
      Guest

      .

    • #447679
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #447680
        Anonymous
        Guest

        SASUGA ANNO-SAN, THE MASTER.

      • #447681
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Initially I though this was a real face scan acctress, not CG.

      • #447691
        Anonymous
        Guest

        i didn’t care for most of the movie, but i will admit that the cg rei was brilliant

        • #447693
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I hate that she has Rayman hands, the OG EOE design was much better and iconic.
          Either make something 100% new or keep it familiar.

    • #447682
      Anonymous
      Guest

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-H48GPv4BZI

      Time for the real rebuilds.

    • #447683
      Anonymous
      Guest

      anyone have the IQ bell curve meme?

      • #447701
        Anonymous
        Guest
        • #447749
          Anonymous
          Guest

          ke

    • #447695
      Anonymous
      Guest

      sex with Asuka
      cumming inside Asuka
      Teenage pregnancy with Asuka

      • #447697
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Ok kensuke

      • #447703
        Anonymous
        Guest

        she’s 28, ken

        • #447707
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Soryu

          • #447709
            Anonymous
            Guest

            that’s ok

        • #447712
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I’m ok with it, that means we can still have 15 kids before she goes bad.

      • #447738
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Ok kensuke

        she’s 28, ken

        We cuck posting on Ganker now?

        • #447762
          Anonymous
          Guest

          What was "cuck" about those? Are you one of those faggot self inserters who got BTFO?

          • #447763
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Oh look his seething at being called a cuck right not now. Holy shit you really are a cuck and a Gankertard

    • #447702
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Mari fucking sucks

      • #447704
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Mari fucks and sucks

      • #447705
        Anonymous
        Guest

        yes

    • #447721
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Anno has me paranoid. How many creators are really just sadists who want to fuck with their audience and prank them while also raking in the money?

      • #447722
        Anonymous
        Guest

        have sex
        t. Anno

        • #447732
          Anonymous
          Guest

          But it’s true, look at directors like Druckmann

      • #447737
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Ryukishi with Higurashi Gou/Sotsu

        • #447744
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I realize they all pump out content designed to fuck with you. Maybe that’s the message, grow up and realize that all of the people producing art for you actually despise you and they’re dedicating their work toward their hatred for you

    • #447723
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Not bad, where do I download this and Mari to go with her?

      • #447727
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Honkai Impact on phones, or just wait for the steam release that’s supposed to come this month.

        • #447728
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Honkai Impact already has a PC client and the Evangelion collaboration is over.

        • #447731
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Damn, I thought this was a screenshot from Koikatsu

    • #447735
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I unironically cried and clapped.

      • #447736
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >mfw this happened

      • #447835
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Is that the true Lance of Longitude?

    • #447739
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >all the EVAs get impaled in order if their #
      >including all those shitty mass drone and flying saucers NERV had were all made from that "testbed" unit 04 that blew up in 2.0
      >those generator units were called 44B because they’re made from 2 clones of EVA04 legs
      >the pozitron rifle unit is called 4444C because they’re 4 clones of EVA04 top half glued together

      Now that’s what I call kino.

    • #447747
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Where is the fucking game?

    • #447750
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #447755
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Card?

      Man, I haven’t watched Evangelion since 2.2, and before that I watched it on TV, where the time goes?

    • #447757
      Anonymous
      Guest

      People hating on rebuild 4 aren’t real fans, nor are they people worth paying attention to. Just a FYI, bestie.

      • #447760
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >your opinion is wrong because it just is
        >no I don’t need to elaborate

        • #447764
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Yep

    • #447759
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Kensuke creampies her every night.

      • #447761
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Holy shit so you’re a Gankertard. Kencuck is a Gankertard

        • #447765
          Anonymous
          Guest
          • #447766
            Anonymous
            Guest

            See again, Cuck boy is seething really hard

        • #447824
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Where do you think you are? You are the Gankertard, anon.

          • #447825
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >still seething
            based

            • #447830
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Anon, do you think literally everyone else is a samefag or something? I’m just saying that this is Ganker, you are literally hanging out on Ganker so calling anyone else a Gankertard makes you either a hypocrite or a retard.

      • #447768
        Anonymous
        Guest

        And I hold hands with Rei every night

        • #447771
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Anon, I hope you’re not doing that before marriage.

    • #447778
      Anonymous
      Guest

      The manga did Gendo better

    • #447780
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Wow, all this time Kencuck was a Gankertard.

      • #447814
        Anonymous
        Guest

        How’s it going, ESLbro?

        • #447818
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >everyone is the same person
          This is why /eva/ is shit. Also, good to know you’re also a Gankertard.

    • #447781
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I wish I could kiss her just once

    • #447783
      Anonymous
      Guest

      NGE was never good

    • #447785
      Anonymous
      Guest

      pls reply

    • #447797
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Post card.

    • #447798
      Anonymous
      Guest

      what if > komm süsser töd

    • #447802
      Anonymous
      Guest

      more games need plugsuits/scifi flavored bodysuits

      • #447803
        Anonymous
        Guest

        More games need Asuka.

        • #447809
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >that slit

    • #447808
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #447811
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Anno supposedly has an autistic fit about how sexualized askua was by fans during the original run of the show
      >Still adds in a fuckton of fan service with her even before the timeskip and pulls the "legal loli" card when given full creative control
      Anno is a retard.

    • #447812
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Kensuke didn’t deserve Asuka, he should have ended up with __me_

      • #447834
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Kensuke didn’t deserve Asuka
        In all honesty, it’s the other way around. Kensuke was a good lad and if anything it was Asuka who doesn’t deserve him.

        • #447836
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Asuka is a filthy bitch and represents real women, maybe that’s why rei is such a stark contrast.

    • #447816
      Anonymous
      Guest

      This would have been the better ending, objectively speaking.

    • #447817
      Anonymous
      Guest

      so does shinjj get a route with best girl, kaworu?

    • #447819
      Anonymous
      Guest

      shit movies

    • #447821
      Anonymous
      Guest

      […]

      thanks
      you just gave me a latex suit fetish

    • #447822
      Anonymous
      Guest

      this anime would be 3/10 without asuka.

      • #447823
        Anonymous
        Guest

        t. Reifag

        • #447828
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Based Asukafag can’t read

    • #447833
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I dont know about any of this. I just want to SHRED

    • #447837
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Eva is a convoluted, 2deep4me mess, stop pretending to like it.

      • #447838
        Anonymous
        Guest

        No.

    • #447839
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Cute and Canon 🙂

      • #447842
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Asuka x Kensuke is hilarous

        • #447843
          Anonymous
          Guest

          It’s funny how assmad it makes shipperfags.

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      Anonymous
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      Post the Mari card

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