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HOLY SHIT Ganker YOU’VE BEEN ÜBERCHARGED GET ON THE POINT
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>I’m in the middle of reloading my rocket launcher
>proceed to miss every single shot
>my medic stares at me with complete disappointment and disgust
>the enemy team kills both of us and proceeds to taunt-
I swear this happens every time i play demo
>hitting pipes left and right
>medic has kritz
>"charge it doc"
>go around corner
>miss every pipe
>miss every sticky
>die horribly to a crit-
Remember, stickies don’t miss until you detonate them
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how the fuck do you miss a stickybomb, not even I choke that hard
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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, PUSSY?
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wow you took out 1 or 2 engy nests
theres 10 more to go buddy-
woops nevermind, its back up to 12 nests
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WHY THE FUCK DID YOU UBER ME YOU FUCKING RETARD
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funnie glowie
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>decide to do a push against a nest with a soldier as medic
>he dies to random crocket
>try to pocket heavy
>backstabbed
>enemy team coming to kick my ass
>all I have is a random spy who knows he has a revolver, pop it rather than die
>shoots several people dead including engi, saps his shit and proceeds to butterknife a demo stuck in a corner to death with remaining Uber
>we both proceed to laugh at them after.
The stock revolver is more potent than people give it credit for. -
Dude I’m a spy main and I love getting ubered/kritzed. I don’t care if I actually accomplish anything, I just love getting the chance to go hard and pretend to be a power class for a few seconds without having to worry about shit like rotations, cloak drain, pathing, and all the other bullshit that’s constantly in my head as spy.
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Special needs scout is mega-mind tier.
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>Start prayin’, boy!
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>activate the charge, doctor
spy + medic unbreakable bond of friendship will protecc team, worry not -
I’m playing Engineer
Why did you uber me-
lol
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LOL
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did shad finally fade into obscurity? haven’t heard from that fag in a while or seen new art.
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He went bait shit insane, doxxed himself and revealed himself to be a huge degenerate (not big surprise)
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What do you mean revealed himself to be a huge degenerate? Wasn’t that already obvious or was he doing hardcore shit irl?
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I think he was doing hard drugs (cocaine I think) and his irl environment somehow looked even messier than your average /r9k/fag’s room.
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>cocaine
Worse, heroin. In one of the pics you can see the spoon that he uses for the stuff. -
I can’t believe it. How far he’s fallen from grace. He can’t be considered a role model for children at this point.
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it’s heroin, look at the q-tips and spoon
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>and revealed himself to be a huge degenerate
Worse than what everyone already knew about the guy? Being a degenerate was kind of his thing.
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WHO’S UBERING ME?
YOU DON’T UBER A SNIPER!
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>get ubered as scout
>oh god oh fuck
>nvm he popped it because everyone else died and i have 2 seconds
can fellow scout mains confirm if this has happened to them as much as it did to me -
I AM BULLET DOCTOR
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>Absolutely annihilate 9/12 of the enemy team
>die fighting the remaining 3
>the other 10 people on my team still don’t cap
Yep.-
dustbowl-last moment
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you can’t cap when you’re ubered
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he’s red retards
red defends so going to your point to defend it makes sense-
You play attack/defend?
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in attack/defense, there’s also something to defend
retard
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even if it was blu you would still go to the point so your team could push
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>übered
>"get on the point"
You don’t play TF2. -
You can’t cap while ubercharged though
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Only stock uber you can’t cap.
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sometimes I pop on people just to see what they’ll do
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I exclusively uber Snipers who have their SMGs equipped.
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>donks you away
nothing personnel, lad -
cant cap when ubered IDIOT
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He’s red so he’s on defense. STUPID
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valve really need to update the mediguns with their hidden negative stat
>-50% skill on target when ubered -
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>Guy with garden gnome in his name calls someone a melanoid
It really was a different time. -
>says melanoid
>no one says anything
Good times…
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>Turbine 2-2
>Nobody guards the intel except me and this useless fuck Friendly Heavy
>Enemy comes and killed me, the fat fuck still crouching with sandvich like a retard refusing to help
>Lost
>Called him a useless idiot
>Him replying with childish insults
I fucking hate friendlies so much like you wouldn’t believe-
>the friendly was a spy the whole time
How do you react?-
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let me guess, this is a cosmetic on the workshop
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Surprisingly, no.
This is the closest thing on there.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2459373540-
there’s also this
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Friendlies outside of trade/custom maps are just autistic cancer, so are their defenders. Once got kicked on a valve server because I killed le heckin friendly hoovy.
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ITS TIME TO UBER CHAIN
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NO, THAT ONE GUY WHO’S DOMINATING ME RAN IN THE OPOSITE DIRECTION OF EVERYTHING IMPORTANT AND I’M CHASING AFTER HIM.
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seeing this physically wounded me.
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Literally me.
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Do sprays still exist in TF2? I remember learning about Yoruichi from a spray when I was a snot nosed kid and she became one of my most fapped characters thanks to it. Meatspin gifs and other classics were pretty memorable too.
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Not on valve servers
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That’s a shame, but if it still exists on community servers then not too bad. A bigger shame is that a feature like sprays will never exist ever again in a vidya developed by a big developer. Any spray system in future games will be sterile, boring and moderated by the dev to avoid social media backlash.
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I’d rather get damage immunity from the Hand of God card in Artifact.
Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.
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>uber huntsman sniper
>he fucking wipes out the enemy team -
fuck you don’t put that pressure on me
*leaves match* -
*blocks your path*
you were just gonna uber onto MY point without even saying hello? -
>uber ready
>my shitty internet connection thinks its the perfect time to make my ping skyrocket
>every single time
I hate being fucking poor -
>pop uber
>lagbot starts DDoSing the server -
>Sentry dead
>Frontier Justice loaded
LET’S DO THIS TEXAS STYLE, DOC -
why the fuck did you just ubercharge a sniper
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