How did Eggman know it was a fake emerald?

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    • #420334
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      How did Eggman know it was a fake emerald?

    • #420335
      Anonymous
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      "Because you just told me, foxboy!"

    • #420336
      Anonymous
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      because you just told him, fuckboy

    • #420338
      Anonymous
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      >Manages to outrun Sonic who can easily run 3 times faster than the speed
      >Frequently survives explosions, including the destruction of his Egg Carrier and other vehicles.
      >Created multiple robots such as the E-Series, Mecha Sonic, G-merl, Shadow Androids, and Metal Sonic
      >Outsmarted Tails, who is stated to be smarter than Eggman
      >Infiltrated Prison Island twice; one of the largest GUN barracks in the world. His second invasion allowed him to steal the 3 Chaos Emeralds and blow up the island.
      >Beats Sonic in a dance-off
      >Somehow captured Ezio Auditore [1]
      >Physically strong enough to destroy a wall of ice with a couple of punches
      >Blew up half of the moon with the Space Colony Ark.
      >In Sonic X he rebuilt the moon to create an endless solar eclipse.
      >Created his own empire, metropolis, and an army of robots.
      >Survived a fall from a cliff
      >Strong enough to break a pin pong table in half with a single swing
      >Fast enough to dodge laser fire from five different opponents at once
      >Formulated numerous world dominating schemes and awakened many eldritch abominations
      >Conquered the world at the end of Sonic: The Dark Brotherhood.
      Kneel Ganker

      • #420341
        Anonymous
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        >Manages to outrun Sonic who can easily run 3 times faster than the speed

      • #420344
        Anonymous
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        >Somehow captured Ezio Auditore
        wait wut

      • #420347
        Anonymous
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        Forgot to mention
        >Best theme in Sonic history
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1JAFHTTqXk

        • #420362
          Anonymous
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          >Singing about how he has a Master Plan
          Sally better watch the fuck out.

        • #420375
          Anonymous
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          wew this rendition of E.G.G.M.A.N. is pretty good

        • #420379
          Anonymous
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          >Doc. Robeatnix
          Kek

      • #420352
        Anonymous
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        Can someone post that pasta of Eggman pissing on the moon or something like that.

        • #420353
          Anonymous
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          I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE. THAT’S RIGHT. HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG FUCKIN’ QUILLY DICK OUT, AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE, AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS "this big" AND I SAID THAT’S DISGUSTING. SO I’M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM. SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK. IT’S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER, AND GUESS WHAT. HERE’S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE. [PFFFSSHHHHHHHH] THAT’S RIGHT, BABY . TALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. HE FUCKED MY WIFE, SO GUESS WHAT. I’M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH. THAT’S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER LASER PISS!!! EXCEPT I’M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH. I’M GONNA GO HIGHER. I’M PISSING ON THE MOON!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA!? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH, NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

          • #420355
            Anonymous
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            Thanks anon

          • #420361
            Anonymous
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            WHO UPLOADED MY NUDES TO TWITTER DOT COM?

            • #420363
              Anonymous
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              I miss my wife, Tails.

          • #420365
            Anonymous
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            >I am an emperor
            >I am genius
            >I am brilliant
            I love the fact that Robotnik put the time to add that shit.

          • #420366
            Anonymous
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            tranny youtuber

            • #420368
              Anonymous
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              Who cares?

          • #420372
            Anonymous
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            The most recent video where they do a blind reading of an AI-generated script for a Sonic movie is hilarious.

          • #420376
            Anonymous
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            I’M SO SICK OF FUCKING YOUR WIFE
            Knuckles had some great lines in final story

          • #420377
            Anonymous
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            It’s my enemy Stand

          • #420382
            Anonymous
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      • #420360
        Anonymous
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        >kidnapped ezio auditore
        Top kek thanks for making me look it up

      • #420367
        Anonymous
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        Eggman was on fire in the Sonic adventure series.

        • #420381
          Anonymous
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          Dude got a lot of things going right for him.

      • #420371
        Anonymous
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        >>Manages to outrun Sonic who can easily run 3 times faster than the speed
        Looks like he has also outrun your post

        • #420373
          Anonymous
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          I just assume that "The Speed" is an abstract force in the setting. Hence the first track in Secret Rings: "Let The Speed Mend It"

      • #420391
        Anonymous
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        He IS the eggman…I kneel

    • #420340
      Anonymous
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      He have a high IQ

    • #420342
      Anonymous
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      Because he already saw that there were two Emeralds on the radar earlier.

    • #420343
      Anonymous
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      How could Sonic use Chaos Control with a fake emerald?

      • #420346
        Anonymous
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        Because Sonic was the true end result of the Ultimate Lifeform project, and Shadow was another failed prototype (at least that was the original vision, as betrayed by Shadow saying he thinks the true ULF is Sonic in the final battle, and Sonic’s penultimate line as he ponders "created… the ultimate life form…")

        • #420350
          Anonymous
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          Pretty sure Shadow’s line is meant to go along with the theory that Gerald was inspired by the Angel Island mural.

        • #420357
          Anonymous
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          I pisses me off that sega never picked up on this plot point. Now every sonic game might as well be in its own separate universe. I get I’m probably the only person on earth autistic enough to care about the story of sonic games but come on you don’t show a gun in the first act only to disregard the entire time line in which the gun existed

          • #420359
            Anonymous
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            You can just say Chekov’s Gun anon.

            • #420364
              Anonymous
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              This go’s SO beyond Chekhov’s gun though because at least the gun still exists in that example. At least we can say author showed us something that exists. With current sonic lore the whole “ultimate life form” line literally happened in a different time line that has no barring on the story.

      • #420349
        Anonymous
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        It was just an artificial emerald
        It doesn’t mean it has no power

        • #420351
          Anonymous
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          >Tails can just whip up facsimiles of near unlimited power sources
          Why hasn’t he solved world hunger?

          • #420380
            Anonymous
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            Literally an 8 year old who just wants to go on adventures. He doesn’t think that long term.

          • #420387
            Anonymous
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            It’s still a fake emerald.

            • #420388
              Anonymous
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              Also this

      • #420354
        Anonymous
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        How could Goku transform into a Super Saiyan after getting really mad?

        • #420356
          Anonymous
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          don’t you EVER compare DragonBasedZ to Basednic shit

          • #420370
            Anonymous
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            What was that?

      • #420384
        Anonymous
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        It’s a foci placebo crutch.
        Sonic had the power to use Chaos Control, he just didn’t know how to tap into it yet.
        That’s my head canon anyways.

      • #420390
        Anonymous
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        sonic already has chaos energy he dont need no emerald to turn yellow (and evil…read the comics.)

      • #420392
        Anonymous
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        Tails already set that part up.
        "It has the same wavelengths and proprties, but it’s less powerful than the real one"
        It can all of the same shit as a real one, but it’s power is lower. Thankfully, Sonic doesn’t need a lot of power to do Chaos Control with one emerald for warping. Sonic naturally has Chaos energy and tap into it, after all. Sonic Wind is Sonic’s equivalent to Chaos Spear.

    • #420345
      Anonymous
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      He already knew one of them was fake, and was using Tails’ reaction to gauge whether or not it was the one he had

    • #420358
      Anonymous
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      Is this situation technically a time paradox?

      • #420369
        Anonymous
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        It’s called a bluff, anon, not a paradox

      • #420386
        Anonymous
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        It’s called a bluff, anon, not a paradox

        In the Dark story line, When he has 6 Emeralds and the device detects 2 Emeralds before that scen happens. Eggman figures it out before the confrontation and pseudo bluffs the info out.

    • #420374
      Anonymous
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      is eggman chad or cuck?

      • #420378
        Anonymous
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        Clearly a chad. He just doesn’t have time for women until he kills Sonic and takes over the world.

        • #420385
          Anonymous
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          >sigma grindset

    • #420383
      Anonymous
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      TAILS

    • #420389
      Anonymous
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      He didn’t. That’s why it was so high IQ. He knew one of them had to be fake. So by acting like he knew he used Tails reaction

    • #420393
      Anonymous
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      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZJuLcakn3Y
      When are we getting part 2, bros?

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