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    • #397302
      Anonymous
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      How does he keep getting away with it?

    • #397310
      Anonymous
      Guest

      stay mad and poor

      • #397456
        Anonymous
        Guest

        You, alongside any backers, are mentally ill.

      • #397534
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Why would I be poor? I’m not the one spending all my money on jpegs

      • #397562
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I might be poor but at least I actually get to play the games I pay money for.

      • #397621
        Anonymous
        Guest

        You wasted your life, faggot.

      • #397622
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I will enjoy my bitcoin money and not being an actual codesimp.

        • #397637
          Anonymous
          Guest

          You don’t have shit, you probably mooch off of your parents, you fat fuck.

    • #397312
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Is there ANY progress worth noting?

      • #397317
        Anonymous
        Guest

        definitely not enough to keep the attention of anyone i know that owns it. seems like everyone hops on it for a day or two every few months.

        • #397332
          Anonymous
          Guest

          yeah, 30k disconnection every hour is a huge turn off.
          They have enough ships they just need to add some more interesting group contracts.
          I really enjoyed the xeno threat event when it worked.
          The ships need a lot more polish they keep adding more and more whilst dragging out fixing bugs on the ones that exist.

          When it clicks the game is interesting, closest to it is ED which is outdated at this point the latest expansions were a mess.
          Star citizen is a broken mess but they are slowly adding more interesting content.

          • #397552
            Anonymous
            Guest

            If you look at it with beer goggles Elite is pretty good. I mean after the graphics overhaul it went from looking like a 2013 game to a 2013 game hit by Homer’s makeup shotgun but it’s got space and ships and you can murder people.

        • #397538
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Still better than Cyberpunk 2077

          • #397556
            Anonymous
            Guest

            updoot!!

      • #397452
        Anonymous
        Guest

        No it’s fucking nothing, answer the call 2035 goy

      • #397485
        Anonymous
        Guest

        New system
        New ships
        New clouds

        • #397579
          Anonymous
          Guest

          but what do you do besides use those ships to look at new clouds in new systems

          is this no mans sky or something

      • #397506
        Anonymous
        Guest

        better ponzi scheme than crypto currency and nfts combined

      • #397527
        Anonymous
        Guest

        yeah progress in even more simp money

      • #397576
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Everyone working on Star Citizen still has a job.
        I have no idea how this game keeps getting funds.

      • #397588
        Anonymous
        Guest

        They’ve made a lot of progress on the real game.

        • #397591
          Anonymous
          Guest

          this makes me want to scream and never stop screaming.

    • #397314
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Biggest scam of all time

      • #397368
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >scam
        >literally has free to play events for everyone
        >scam
        >you buy exactly what you want to buy
        >scam
        The absolute state of Ganker. Go buy more lootboxes in your tf2 gambling gacha scam, without even knowing what exactly you are buying.

        • #397376
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >scam
          >literally has slipped past 3 release dates that are years apart and now has none
          yes

        • #397388
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >scam
          >literally shows huge ROI ever quarter
          >scam
          >you invest exactly what you want to invest
          >scam
          >The absolute state of the financial world. Go invest more in your pump and dump scams, without knowing what exactly you are investing in.
          You sound exactly like Madoff’s victims before the truth came out. I hope you realize that.

        • #397396
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I can smell your salty tears from here anon

        • #397413
          Anonymous
          Guest

          MEDS NOW SCHIZO MEDS NOW

          • #397415
            Anonymous
            Guest

            They are not wrong.

            • #397422
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >Scam has tasters and feelers "on the house" to rope in more marks, like literally every other scam has, so that makes it not a scam because uhhhh… it’s just isn’t, ok?
              MEDS NOW

              • #397425
                Anonymous
                Guest

                >tasters and feelers
                Only a scammer would know what those terms even mean.

                • #397478
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  Or anybody with half a fucking brain you stupid melanoid, good Lord

                • #397613
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  >no u

        • #397419
          Anonymous
          Guest

          How much money have you wasted on this scam?

    • #397316
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Oh boy, more ships to spend thousands of dollars on.

    • #397319
      Anonymous
      Guest

      if you wanna be rich, you dont make scifi games, you make you a fucking religion

      • #397330
        Anonymous
        Guest

        t. LRH

      • #397596
        Anonymous
        Guest

        t. LRH

        Based and operating-thetanpilled. "Let’s try the religion angle" indeed.

      • #397615
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I don’t get Shitizens obsession’s with this game.

        It’s just a corny mashup of generic sci-fi bullshit slammed together. Zero originality.

        Oh, and that’s just the idea of it, not mentioning the fact it doesn’t even work.

        • #397618
          Anonymous
          Guest

          People are desperate for a good multiplayer space game. I’ve been tempted to buy star citizen because doing multi crew stuff sounds fun as fuck while it’s fucking awful in Elite. I just want a game with ship interiors and flying around doing stuff as a group.

          If starbase wasn’t so buggy and clearly still in an alpha state I would be playing that more instead. Meanwhile I tried the citizen free play shit and couldn’t get more than 30 fps. If/when it ever releases I’ll probably buy the damn thing out of desperation for a new space game.

          • #397620
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Honestly i hate these lego space games and i can’t express why. They just don’t feel right.

            • #397624
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Unfortunately most block games tend to have ships that just look like giant lego bricks and are kinda boring and a giant pain in the ass to make.

              Blowing them up and watching giant chunks break off is pretty satisfying though. Maybe in another decade we can get a game that looks as good as Elite/star citizen but with real damage like space engineers/starbase. Space Sci-fi is still niche though and pvp sci-fi is an even smaller niche.

              • #397648
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Empyrion is my favorite of the bunch. It’s got a much simpler block and damage system, but the flip side is that it’s much easier to build stuff and you can do a pretty good job of disguising the fact that it’s all blocks, especially because you can texture and color the blocks at will. There’s more of an actual game to it than most voxel space games as well.

    • #397321
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >New ships
      You mean new .pngs you can buy for $4500
      Unfuckingbelievable.

      • #397323
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Aren’t the ships 3D models that are fully explorable? I thought that was the point

        • #397327
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Some of them are, but they sell them before they finish making them.

        • #397334
          Anonymous
          Guest

          All those new ships aren’t in the game yet so yes you are effectively buying a .png until godking Roberts decides to start modelling it ingame which could vary from a few months up to a decade or longer, apparantly.

          • #397360
            Anonymous
            Guest

            They charged $3000 last year for a ship with a max crew size of 80 people, but the game’s servers have a max pop of 50. The technology literally cannot support their game and they are talking about an entire restructuring of the game engine (yet again) to handle it. But they’ll take the money now thanks.

        • #397481
          Anonymous
          Guest

          It’s a pyramid scheme.
          They sell ships that don’t exist, so drones go out of their way to get friends and other people to buy shit so that CIG gets money to develop the ship they already paid for

        • #397577
          Anonymous
          Guest

          They are selling ships faster than they can model them.

      • #397650
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Aren’t the ships 3D models that are fully explorable? I thought that was the point

        All those new ships aren’t in the game yet so yes you are effectively buying a .png until godking Roberts decides to start modelling it ingame which could vary from a few months up to a decade or longer, apparantly.

        To be fair, Star Citizen still has more than twice as many flyable, working ships than Elite Dangerous.

        Elite Dangerous: 44 player flyable ships
        Star Citizen: 111 player flyable ships (as of patch 3.14)

        That’s ships that you can hop in and fly and do missions in right now, either bought with real money or earned in-game.

        Star Citizen is developing at a fucking glacial pace, but I’d say it’s at least as good as Elite Dangerous right now, if not better, and they’re actually adding significant content each quarter now.

    • #397325
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >new ShitizenCon
      >show a bunch of shit they are working on, along with some new JPEGs
      >boomer cultists pay for the JPEGs because they’re hyped about the stuff showed
      >that shit never comes out

      This has been the cycle for at least 7 years, there is no end to it. It’s fair to say that the devs tailor their schedule around ShitizenCon announcements, not actually releasing a product. That’s how they get paid. They can’t get new funding from Squadron 42 (since all these people buying the new JPEGs are already entitled to it) so that’s why it is not coming out.

      • #397353
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Not even Todd that based.

    • #397329
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Post your face when you didn’t fall for Scam Citizen.

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        Anonymous
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        Anonymous
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        Anonymous
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        Anonymous
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        Anonymous
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      • #397405
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Reminder that there’s a Janny here who fell for it and deletes these posts.
        Must have hurt to have lost so much of his wage on the scam

        • #397423
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >janny
          >wage

          • #397459
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Wait… are you trying to tell, no, they don’t… they don’t do it for free, do they?!

            • #397465
              Anonymous
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              Anonymous
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      • #397424
        Anonymous
        Guest

        what compels these people to spend their money on jpgs?

      • #397428
        Anonymous
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        Anonymous
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      • #397504
        Anonymous
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      • #397510
        Anonymous
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        is it that time again already?

      • #397532
        Anonymous
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      • #397544
        Anonymous
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      • #397549
        Anonymous
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      • #397559
        Anonymous
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        • #397601
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Her tits? Not like I can’t see millions of those with a few keystrokes. Women have no value on the internet.

        • #397602
          Anonymous
          Guest

          The fact that you have this saved is even funnier than the video itself.

        • #397645
          Anonymous
          Guest

          why would anyone care about this broad’s tits?
          there are certainly better tits to watch, literally an unlimited number.

      • #397566
        Anonymous
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        • #397567
          Anonymous
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          • #397599
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Those teeth look to good to be in the mouth of someone from Britain.

      • #397572
        Anonymous
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      • #397574
        Anonymous
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      • #397578
        Anonymous
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      • #397582
        Anonymous
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      • #397583
        Anonymous
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        I wish it wasn’t a scam

      • #397600
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Why would anyone bother to do so is beyond me.

      • #397607
        Anonymous
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      • #397610
        Anonymous
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      • #397616
        Anonymous
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      • #397627
        Anonymous
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        • #397628
          Anonymous
          Guest

          This is the face of the Right to Repair movement.

      • #397632
        Anonymous
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      • #397639
        Anonymous
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        Anonymous
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        Anonymous
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    • #397339
      Anonymous
      Guest

      How did peopel get atatched to this conman so much? What games did he fucking make?

      • #397349
        Anonymous
        Guest

        At this point I’m honestly thinking it’s a money laundering scheme

      • #397395
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Freelancer (mostly) and Wing Commander

      • #397491
        Anonymous
        Guest

        he made movies, not games. the same people who sneer at tlou suddenly love movie games when they’re on pc.

        • #397603
          Anonymous
          Guest

          This is already established canon (that p-cucks are hypocrites).

    • #397341
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Post that pic with a retard who spent thousands on this scam plz :3

    • #397344
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #397355
        Anonymous
        Guest

        this is so stupid that i’m not even mad.

        • #397359
          Anonymous
          Guest

          you should be. rich people lives on our money

      • #397358
        Anonymous
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        • #397367
          Anonymous
          Guest

          the story of this one is actually hilarious. The artists did a piece where he compared the cost of living by country by taping a years income of two different nations. Then this museum wanted him to do the same thing, but he didn’t want to just copy an old piece he did.

          I’m also pretty sure he returned the money

      • #397378
        Anonymous
        Guest

        this is so stupid that i’m not even mad.

        How the fuck is he getting away with it lol.

        • #397389
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Step 1: Be a somewhat famous artist
          Step 2: Profit!

        • #397411
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Step 1: Be a somewhat famous artist
          Step 2: Profit!

          Money laundry, pretty much. The basis of much of the art market is just tax evasion and money laundry, similar to NGOs and philantropy.

          • #397433
            Anonymous
            Guest

            [citation needed]

            • #397589
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >get art "expert" to "appraise" thin air at over 5 figures
              >sell it at a charity auction
              >write off sale on taxes
              >money goes to the same gallery the guy who "appraised" it works for

              This happens literally every day, every shitty corporate building has a fuck ugly metal "Sculpture" out front thats really just leftover construction material dressed up for a zon9ing tax credit.

          • #397633
            Anonymous
            Guest

            The word you’re looking for is "laundering"

            Money laundering

            • #397634
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >He doesn’t run a money laundromat

              • #397636
                Anonymous
                Guest

                no you silly he literally means cash laundry, its where the REAL money is at. you know how much you can charge for THESE bad boys?

        • #397497
          Anonymous
          Guest

          You have to be known or know someone willing to legitimize you to be able to do stupid shit like this
          Also flowery language and the charisma needed to convince retarded millionaires
          For the most part this shit is literal publicity stunts, like that artist who copyrighted a color and is the only one who can legally use it, and another artist copyrighted another color out of spite and legally every single person alive except that other artist can use it

        • #397593
          Anonymous
          Guest

          That’s not what the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle states at all by the way. Not even mad though if you have the balls to whip out basic QM and no one calls you out on it you deserve to get away with it.

      • #397417
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Money laundering, that’s all art has devolved into.

      • #397426
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Detective Date is italian?

      • #397427
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Eventually, someone is going to start putting these people away for money laundering

        • #397431
          Anonymous
          Guest

          The entire art industry is like that. It doesn’t have inherent value people just feel like spending money on it.

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dw5kme5Q_Yo

          • #397473
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >people just feel like spending money on it.
            You mean mafiosi.

            • #397474
              Anonymous
              Guest

              The mafia is controlled by the CIA anyway.

              • #397475
                Anonymous
                Guest

                more like the C.I.Ayyyy
                lmao

        • #397505
          Anonymous
          Guest

          No they won’t. The elites are laughing at us, all of us. Look at the shit they get away with meanwhile the IRS will investigate anybody moving $600 or more to and from their bank accounts.

          • #397509
            Anonymous
            Guest

            bingo

            eat the wealthy

      • #397511
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I don’t see it.

    • #397346
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Who even gives a shit about mp star citizen and those shit ships? I kind of wanted Squadron 42 with interesting campaign not this crap.
      Fuck this crap. Give me the arcady Tachyon the Fringe 2 while Bruce Campbell is still alive.
      Maybe Everspace 2 will be ok.

    • #397361
      Anonymous
      Guest

      sunk costs and cultish behavior

    • #397362
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Just think about this: Mark Hamill will be dead before this """"""""game"""""""" is "finished".

      • #397363
        Anonymous
        Guest

        just as 40% of trannie population.

        • #397364
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Why are you thinking about trannies

          • #397432
            Anonymous
            Guest

            rent free

            t. troons

            • #397434
              Anonymous
              Guest

              The problem with the 40% meme is that the ones that survive will keep annoying you forever.

            • #397445
              Anonymous
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              It’s all in your tiny head anon

        • #397365
          Anonymous
          Guest

          rent free

      • #397563
        Anonymous
        Guest

        at the pace it is going Chris Roberts and his kids will have died of old age before it is finished

    • #397366
      Anonymous
      Guest

      SC is an amazing game at this point no game has so much cool mechanics and is so big in single instance.

      • #397371
        Anonymous
        Guest

        oh no, the cultists have arrived

    • #397369
      Anonymous
      Guest

      He’s the DSP of game designers

    • #397372
      Anonymous
      Guest

      he is a spaceship salesman

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzEFiU1HJ70

    • #397373
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Money laundering (favors)

    • #397374
      Anonymous
      Guest

      how about this
      cobble together a small but fully finished "core" game and what was originally promised in kickstarted, ship that sucker
      what the fuck are you doing Chris Roberts

      • #397414
        Anonymous
        Guest

        They successfully argued in court that the game was released and shipped against a retard that tried to sue them. Their paypigs don’t know or don’t want to admit that this is it, what they have now is the game.

        • #397421
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Back in the day the people complaining about the game said they weren’t even gonna have a playable release. They were proved wrong so they moved the goalposts rather than admit that.

    • #397375
      Anonymous
      Guest

      New clouds???!

    • #397377
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I checked out the video of a guy flying the most expensive ship. Not only did it look like shit but the commenters all acted like psychos

    • #397380
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Shut up and keep paying, goy. Chris needs a new coffee machine.

    • #397381
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Most people are retards.

    • #397382
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Clouds? of all the things they could be working on, they chose clouds?

      i need a drink..

    • #397383
      Anonymous
      Guest

      FUCK YEAH NEW SHIPS
      FINALLY I CAN PAY ANOTHER $5000 FOR A SHIP THAT I WILL NEVER GET TO FLY

    • #397384
      Anonymous
      Guest

      This game was supposed to release in like what 2013/2014? In 2016 people who were extremely critical of the game still not being out said probably another 3 years. 5 years later and its still not out. They’re nearing a decade over original release date here lol. People will still defend it tho and say its not a scam

      • #397386
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I don’t think calling it a scam is even accurate anymore. If this were a movie, it would be considered in development hell. It certainly has the budget to be one.

    • #397385
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >need to hold "events" now to keep the hype alive
      Talking to a fan about this barely running alpha-state GPU benchmarking application is like talking to a cult member. Like the game is at alpha version x.x.95 and he will SWEAR x.x.96 is gonna be BIG!!!
      >Dude my box can’t run this shit, I will wait until 1.0 okay?
      >"No bro development is ongoing you have to get in now and enjoy the progress while it happens"
      >mfw

      • #397416
        Anonymous
        Guest

        SC is a scam but the events are nothing new, there’s a Citizencon every year

    • #397392
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Why the fuck did THIS thing of all scams form a mini religion?

      • #397394
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Wing Commander and Privateer are revered franchise in boomer PC circles (read: people with money), the space sim genre was basically dead for a decade, they came during the first wave of Kickstarter, and they had this pitch of this alternate world MMO that has been sort of a holy grail for people since the days of MUDs (UO was the same sort of pitch).

        It was a combination of everything and people who just wanted a new WC/Freelancer/Privateer/Freespace got drowned out by alternate reality spergs.

      • #397400
        Anonymous
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        there’s a sizeable market of middle age men with lots of money (and some with not that much) who really love space games and are heavily inclined to whale

      • #397420
        Anonymous
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        They market it primarily to Boomers and third world retards that don’t understand how videogames work, and want basically Second Life In Space where you’re able to do anything and everything. But it only exists in their heads, and they’re literally making themselves believe this is some crazy awesome game while playing their jankass empty sandbox demo. A lot of these people are unironically mentally ill.

      • #397585
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I kind of think that at one point, it was legit. A combination of massive feature creep, what I know about Roberts, and some fuckery at the studios, turned it into this massive cluster fuck we see today. This is the perfect game for a lot of people, including me. The difference between me and them is that I have the self-control to not spend money on something I can’t enjoy right now, and don’t back kickstarters and shit like that. It’ll come out, eventually, and be what everyone wants it to be. We might not be in the same decade as we’re in now, but something like this is bound to be released eventually.

      • #397612
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Tech illiterate middle aged men with disposable income that played x-wing/wing commander back in the day.

        Think of it like the other side of the candy crush coin.

    • #397393
      Anonymous
      Guest

      SpaceX will get to mars before this releases

    • #397397
      Anonymous
      Guest

      This is one very elaborate Findom scheme.

    • #397398
      Anonymous
      Guest

      By making good games

      • #397399
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Name 1

        • #397402
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Starlancer

          • #397403
            Anonymous
            Guest

            You said by making good games, not over rated garbage

            • #397407
              Anonymous
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              Cope

              • #397409
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Seethe

                • #397410
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  GGEZ

    • #397401
      Anonymous
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      Spess gaem genre fanbase are probably the most autistic of any fanbase in vidya. Tons of them left Elite: Dangerous to play this unfinished hack shit over the botched expansion release, despite ED still having a finished and great looking previous version still available to play that is for the most part not subject to the utter dog shit that Odyssey was on release.

      • #397493
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Isn’t Elite Dangerous online only?

        • #397498
          Anonymous
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          Yes, but only so far as it allows everyone across all modes and platforms to affect the game galaxy. You don’t have to play with other players if you don’t want to, there’s no direct crossplay with PS4/Xbox players, nor between Horizons and Odyssey players at the moment though that will eventually change.

    • #397404
      Anonymous
      Guest

      This guy looks like that one pedo on To Catch a Predator

      • #397442
        Anonymous
        Guest

        He just wants to eat.

    • #397406
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >faGGots still cannot deal with the fact that they got tricked by Derek Smart

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3atf-YLyCY

    • #397408
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Is this game still selling limited digital jpegs to people?

    • #397412
      Anonymous
      Guest

      The guy has been making hit after hit since the 80s and now he made a billion dollar company from nothing.
      He’s a genius and this makes his competitors seeth.

    • #397418
      Anonymous
      Guest

      at this point it’s a cult

    • #397429
      Anonymous
      Guest

      The game has playable gameplay. It looks janky but it’s gameplay nonetheless. This is clearly not a scam and I have no idea where that meme comes from.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlB98jy7IeM

      • #397436
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Kys scamshill

      • #397443
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >why is this game that is already 9 years in development, received over $400 million in funding, has missed every single announced release date, keeps selling ships that are still in concept art stage for thousands of dollar per piece and after all this still only has a fraction of the promised content and gameplay mechanics available called a scam
        gee, I don’t know

        https://starcitizentracker.github.io/

        • #397447
          Anonymous
          Guest

          This tracker stopped getting updated because its maker went to Thailand for gender reassignment surgery.

          • #397469
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >last update was in 2019

            >2 yeard old
            >still 99% accurate
            lmao

            • #397471
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >still 99% accurate
              Uh proof?

              • #397519
                Anonymous
                Guest

                found a site with a progress update every few months that tracks only 104 major features that they consider essential for a proper full release
                https://scfocus.org/star-citizen-s42-features-complete/

                in total it made 9% progress in a little bit less than 2 years, which would be 9 or 10 completed major features

                the old one tracked 544 features, major and minor, and between october 2017 and october 2019 it went from 63 completed features to 72 which again is 9 completed features

                unless you can prove otherwise I will assume that they didnt even touch the 416 unimplemented or broken features while solely focusing on releasing new unfinished content like ships to sell

                • #397524
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  an excerpt of some of the major features they’re tracking

                  • #397531
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    Its a bad faith portrayal intentionally bloaded with stupid shit like "fish"
                    It’s also innacurate because sc planets have oceans "water"

                    • #397535
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      you’re just giving your opinion, not facts
                      catching and collecting fish is a typical feature found in many games and its something they promised and already have put fish tanks for in the game
                      and bodies of water still just kill you, there is no swimming or other way to interact

                      • #397540
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        Some game features are more important and have heavier weight that’s a fact and when it comes to the space sim genre you can’t place collecting fish in a bowl to salvage or refueling.
                        GTA vice didn’t let you swim that does not mean GTA vice city didn’t have an ocean LOL

                      • #397581
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        vice city didnt announce it was let you swim and fish in a press release, and have fish tanks in your garage for fish to be put in LOL

        • #397448
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Now do that for Minecraft.

        • #397451
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >last update was in 2019

        • #397463
          Anonymous
          Guest

          People also immediately forgave the no man’s sky people despite them knowingly lying about what was in the game. Consumers wallow in shit because they want to.

          • #397466
            Anonymous
            Guest

            This. All it took was one dude making a video. They are cattle.

          • #397472
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >immediately forgave
            hell no they didn’t, everyone was laughing at this game for months
            only far later, once they started bringing out update after update even implementing the multiplayer they promised initially, people started to get interested again

          • #397520
            Anonymous
            Guest

            No Man’s Sky actually released though

            • #397522
              Anonymous
              Guest

              In an unfinished state

              • #397580
                Anonymous
                Guest

                and then they spent years actually adding content and revamping the game lol. its released, AND has bonus content.

          • #397525
            Anonymous
            Guest

            no man’s sky was mixed on steam until last month.

          • #397561
            Anonymous
            Guest

            couldn’t agree more, and I’m sure NMS knew exactly what they were doing. They wouldn’t need "redeeming" if they hadnt deliberately lied and taken everyones money to begin with.

        • #397476
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >mechanics: pooping

      • #397453
        Anonymous
        Guest

        It’s called a scam because the graphics engine they’re using makes developing this project to completion and fulfilling all the promises and goals impossible on a technical level. If you know that what you promised cannot materialize, but you continue to take money from people while promising them that it will at an unspecified future date, it makes you a scammer and your outfit a scam in the most literal sense.

        • #397461
          Anonymous
          Guest

          The engine they picked seems very fucked but they are still making progress regardless. If people keep giving them money as they deliver a broken product then it’s not a scam, people just have low standards.

          • #397462
            Anonymous
            Guest

            They’re not making any progress, cultist.

            • #397470
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >fully modeled ships, cities, and space stations
              >all in-game with actual gameplay
              >this doesn’t count as progress!!1

              t. Derek Smart

              • #397477
                Anonymous
                Guest

                >taking screenshots of props is “gameplay”
                you’re a lunatic, you need to be put on a regimen of Fluanxol along with the rest of your batshit cult

                • #397515
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  You can look at the video.

              • #397501
                Anonymous
                Guest

                The ‘gameplay’ is trying not to trigger bugs and walking everywhere because sprinting down stairs will kill you.

                • #397523
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  They fly around places and fight with things. That’s gameplay.

              • #397502
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Why is Derek still so pissed off? Like 25 years later and he’s still pissed at everyone he was pissed off at in the 90’s. The fuck is his problem?

                • #397526
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  >Why is Derek still so pissed off?
                  Autism probably.

                  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIn1_9YvGds

                • #397551
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  Probably can’t afford jpegs

                  • #397553
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    Derek was actually one of the original Kickstarter backers for this. They refunded him when they realized he wanted to start a class action lawsuit against them so they’d have to deliver a game in a timely manner.

              • #397546
                Anonymous
                Guest

                >most expensive ship in the game
                >it looks like a flying luxury yacht
                JUST

          • #397464
            Anonymous
            Guest

            They picked CryEngine and have already rewritten it multiple times to do what they need it to do. If it is still fucked after 10 years, it is on them.

      • #397460
        Anonymous
        Guest

        You’re a part of a cult.

        • #397467
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I am a poorfag with a 1060 I couldn’t play this game. I just have an autistic obsession with proving people wrong on the internet.

          • #397598
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >I just have an autistic obsession with proving people wrong on the internet.

            That’s ever to be commanded but SC is a scam. They say they’ll do x, y and z but at the current rate it will take longer than the age of the universe to actually do it.

    • #397430
      Anonymous
      Guest

      how do they still keep getting money?

      • #397437
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Even in its buggy unfinished state SC is still better than the rest of the space games

        • #397441
          Anonymous
          Guest

          MEDS NOW SCHIZO

          • #397444
            Anonymous
            Guest

            That’s literally unironically projection.

      • #397438
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Money laundering injections and mentally ill paypigs

    • #397435
      Anonymous
      Guest

      new clouds?
      lmao

      • #397440
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Clouds are one of the major selling points in the flight sim community

    • #397449
      Anonymous
      Guest

      You can tell Star Citizen devs are seething in this thread

    • #397454
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’ve dropped $5000 for ships that will never be reissued and will grow like bitcoin in collectors value a couple years ago. No biggie sum for me, I’m a software developer but might just be enough to retire at age 40 or something

      • #397536
        Anonymous
        Guest
        • #397537
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Why is the man on the right wearing his boots the wrong way?

        • #397569
          Anonymous
          Guest

          These dudes look 5’6 af.

          • #397587
            Anonymous
            Guest

            random gunfire is like rain out there, anyone tall`s been hit first by virtue of being closer to the clouds

      • #397541
        Anonymous
        Guest

        So have you worked out how you’re going to sell the ship or do you actually think currency in SC means fucking anything in real life?

      • #397545
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Holy shit this is hilarious

        • #397604
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Not him but I’ve been making money of ship sales for years. You buy during concept and sell the closer it gets to release. I recently sold a banu merchantman for about 600 dollars after buying it for 250. Pwople will buy anything.

          • #397609
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >and sell the closer it gets to release
            that makes no sense. its not getting any closer to release. when do i sell it

      • #397554
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Christ, I hope you’re kidding

    • #397455
      Anonymous
      Guest

      It is a cult at this point. Someone post those gay ass jackets or patches or whatever that all the highest level backers wear. I need a good laugh.

    • #397468
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >promise the world
      >keep the mission bloat rolling while farming the whales
      >save enough to be wealthy for rest of life
      >eventually step down due to "ill health"
      >make big deal of "passing the baton to successor who will realize the dream"
      >retire in luxury mansion
      >escape blame for when the project ultimately collapses

      • #397530
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Don’t forget
        >promise you arent some scam artist who will go out and buy a yacht with their money
        >take photos of yourself enjoying life on the yacht you bought with their money

    • #397479
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >10.10.12 – Star Citizen is announced

      >16 Asscreed games
      >7 Tom Clancy’s games
      >14 CoD games
      >10 Yakuza games
      >a Megaman game
      >2 Bubsy games
      >new Half-Life, Battletoads and Shaq-Fu games
      >Nier got a sequel released, and a remake
      >Nioh released, and got a sequel
      >2 generations of consoles
      >Todd re-released Skyrim 5 times
      >VR became a thing
      >STALKER 2 announced
      >Cyberpunk 2077 released after 8 years of development
      >Aliens: Colonial Marines released after more than a decade of development
      >Disney bought Star Wars, made 5 movies and 7 seasons of tv shows
      >19 MCU movies and 3 shows
      >Game of Thrones ended
      >10 seasons of The Walking Dead
      >Blade Runner sequel
      >Mad Max 4, Bill and Ted 3, Alita, and Deadpool exited development hell after more than a decade
      >3 Hobbit movies
      >Samurai Jack got a new season
      >Hey Arnold! got a movie
      >Rebuild of Evangelion concluded
      >Guts got off the boat, Casca got de-potatoed, Miura died
      >2 of the WSJ big 3 ended
      >6 parts of JoJo got animated
      >The Pope abdicated for the first time in 600 years
      >Donald Trump became the president of USA, and finished his term
      >UK exited the EU
      >Evidence of black holes found
      >first genetically-modified humans were born
      >27 iPhone models
      >Self-driving cars became a thing

      >13.10.21 – Star Citizen still doesn’t have a release date

      • #397494
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Did you think of all that yourself or did you copy and paste it?

        Good list though lmao

      • #397496
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Mad Max 4
        >exited development hell after more than a decade

        around 15-20 years actually. even says it in the documentary

      • #397500
        Anonymous
        Guest

        It really is insane in this context

      • #397507
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Don’t forget New World was conceived, developed and released within that time frame also

      • #397513
        Anonymous
        Guest

        This post is basically "every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes"
        You are so dumb its funny

        • #397521
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Many of the claims are also incorrect if you look further into it (context is important). For example, George Miller had been attempting to make the final of installment of his saga for decades, cancelled several times due to arguments with studios, legal issues and his own artist ego. Comparing it to Star Citizen is laughable… It was far worse. Almost a Heaven’s Gate scenario.

      • #397516
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >>16 Asscreed games
        >>14 CoD games
        That’s more on a black mark on those series tho.

      • #397528
        Anonymous
        Guest

        You forgot to add
        >Disney bought 20th Century Fox

      • #397547
        Anonymous
        Guest
      • #397575
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Guts got off the boat, Casca stopped being retarded and Miura died

      • #397584
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I swear to god Star Citizen cultists don’t even play games.

      • #397605
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >evidence of black holes found
        what did anon mean by this

        • #397606
          Anonymous
          Guest

          The photo of a black hole from a few years back.
          Before that no one had actually seen a black hole, they have been theorized, and those theories had a 99% chance of being correct, based of our understaning of the cosmos, but the photo was the first actually tangible proof.

          • #397626
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Its not a photo, its a computer simulated image

      • #397630
        Anonymous
        Guest
    • #397480
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Wouldn’t it make sense to make more ships when people can actually use them? it’s like creating more tires but you dont have a car.

      • #397482
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Buying ships is the gameplay loop.

    • #397483
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Squadron 54 when?!?!?!

    • #397484
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Glad i spent my 30 bux on star citizen and not on an 400*400 prophile picture and forum access to a troon infested forum

    • #397486
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Would any Star Citizen users like to buy this ship I just made? As it is without details, I will sell it for only $10. Please don’t save the JPEG.

      • #397487
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Sorry anon, I’m already copyrighting it, you can’t stop me, it’s mine now
        It’ll retail in the spring for $399.99USD
        To be released at some point idk give me your money

      • #397488
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Looks like shit. Would fit easily in elite dangerous.

        • #397489
          Anonymous
          Guest

          kek

          shots fired

        • #397492
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >Leaked picture of the Imperial Cleaver

      • #397518
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Sell it as a NFT.

        • #397550
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Can you sell the NFT as an NFT as well?

      • #397647
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Where’d you get that jpeg of Origin’s next concept ship?

    • #397490
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Umm… If I get some iq I will make a space game too. Sounds like a good niche to work in. I dunno, I will make it about being a space pirate or some shit.

    • #397495
      Anonymous
      Guest

      The trick is to target absolute fucking idiots that will defend it no matter what

    • #397512
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #397514
        Anonymous
        Guest

        looks cool, is this from scam citizen?

        • #397517
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Nope, no idea why he posted it

    • #397529
      Anonymous
      Guest

      This was the first big presentation in 2 years and all they had was shitty indie tier gameplay

    • #397533
      Anonymous
      Guest

      A few years ago the SC drama kind of made me mad, cause fuck them. But the last decade has been full of just some of the worst AAA games I’ve ever seen so now It’s more of a "meh" type situation. I expect nothing from SC because I expect nothing from gaming in general.

      Problem solved itself.

    • #397539
      Anonymous
      Guest

      How much is he paying his wife a year? 300k? Go buy more jpegs so he can pay his wife more.

    • #397542
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Because he didn’t have to deal with the same publisher oversight

      • #397543
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Pretentious faggot

    • #397548
      Anonymous
      Guest

      […]

      Well at the very least they’re not Amerimutts. The most subhuman of mongrels.

    • #397555
      Anonymous
      Guest

      cope, chud, the game is fun

    • #397557
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Years of development
      >A huge team can only come up with some 3d renders and clouds

      Sounds about right.

    • #397558
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >How to procedurally produce a game
      Make a bare bones playable game that has a little bit of everything and can be finished from start to end. Continue adding things to it and modifying the old stuff.
      >How not to procedurally produce a game
      "Let’s remake the 4k clouds in 8k, that will be 3 months"

    • #397560
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Scam Citizen at it again. Can’t wait to hit 80 years old 50 years from now and this scam will still be going, it will be that rock that I can always rely on. The one thing that doesn’t change in this ever changing world. Ah, Scam Citizen, you will never leave my side.

    • #397564
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Needs 5-6 more years of development before I try it out. I am interested though.

    • #397565
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Is Star Citizen the best vidya scam of all time?

    • #397568
      Anonymous
      Guest

      they literally have all the tools they need right now to make content. servermeshing etc are not required to make new planets or stations or cities or missions or gameplay systems. they would have network engineers working on server meshing anyway and not the environment artists etc. so I don’t buy this whole ‘just wait for servermeshing it will fix everything THEY NEED THE TOOLS SO THAT THEY CAN FINALISE THE CONTENT PIPELINE’. Shills are retarded and gobble down any technobabble bullshit reason for any delay

      latest news anyway is that server meshing got scrapped and restarted recently and they are using shards anyway so once again the shills look like retards

    • #397570
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I think for all of its ships and planets and shit, Star Citizen is just a very boring game.
      It seems to be nothing but a simulation of boring real life jobs with a science fiction coat of paint.

    • #397571
      Anonymous
      Guest

      SOMEBODY

    • #397573
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >By the time this game releases the setting will be considered historical

    • #397586
      Anonymous
      Guest

      It kinda feels like it’s already released if they have content

    • #397590
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #397592
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I just want a good coop space game. SC is unfinished shit, but Elite Dangerous’s multiplayer doesn’t really feel good at all, and bridge simulators are just a little bit more limited than I’d like.

    • #397594
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >9 years in production
      >Alpha 3.14.1
      >392 MILLION dollars

      • #397595
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Chris has previously said they started in 2011 and estimates with Calder’s money included last year, even as estimated by shills, were it was nearly at $500M. So today it’s 10 years and $500M+ and a release isn’t even on the roadmap anymore.

        • #397597
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >a roadmap with no destination
          This is pretty innovative stuff, that had never been done before Star Citizen.

    • #397611
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I just want a good space game Ganker bros. How’s Elite doing or Starbase?

      • #397614
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Elite is doing horrible. If you liked spengies you’ll enjoy Starbase.

    • #397617
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Do the people who keep financing this shyster not understand the meaning of feature creep?

    • #397619
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >ctrl f "derek"
      >7 results
      is this guy like the bogeyman or george soros for star shitizens?

      • #397623
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Derek shart is just a stupid melanoid that we like to laugh at.

    • #397625
      Anonymous
      Guest

      scammed shitizens seething ITT

    • #397629
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >citizencon was fun
      >3.15 content is nice
      Feels good being a star chad

      • #397631
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Medical gameplay really synergises well with the rest of the mechanics

      • #397649
        Anonymous
        Guest

        3.15 seems like it’ll be decent if/when they actually get shit working reliably. I was having fun doing the new bunker missions and looting stuff a few days ago but when I tried yesterday I kept getting murdered by the friendly NPCs before I could do anything, and that’s way more of a problem now that you lose all your shit when you die.

    • #397635
      Anonymous
      Guest

      so do they have the roadmap to the roadmap for the first episode of SQ42 yet?

      • #397640
        Anonymous
        Guest

        No no, the roadmap to the roadmap is for Star Citizen. SQ42 has a roadmap to the roadmap to the roadmap for the launch date announcement. And that’s not even getting into how many roadmaps deep were in with Citizen Marine.

    • #397638
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >How does he keep getting away with it?

      Star Citizen is an MLM for nerds with more money than brain cells. It’s Amway for geeks.

    • #397641
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Retards you won’t get your game, you’ve been fooled

    • #397643
      Anonymous
      Guest

      games that aren’t being developed but people pay for

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