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    • #390949
      Anonymous
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      How will they fuck it up?

    • #390950
      Anonymous
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      Cut music
      Cut some jokes
      Graphics coud be worse than some fan modes.

      • #391187
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Cut music
        i was thinking about this yesterday..
        imagine the soulless husk of a game vc will become without michael jackson and a flock of seagulls

    • #390951
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >not sold separately
      >$70 price tag
      >removed music

      • #390953
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >$70 price tag
        this is already all but confirmed by leaks
        £60 in the UK
        fucking kek

        Not a problem since there are two 10/10 games and one 5/10 game.

        • #390955
          Anonymous
          Guest

          IV isn’t part of it.

          • #390959
            Anonymous
            Guest

            IV aged like wine so it doesn’t need a remaster

            • #390961
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Correct, it needs a whole remake so they can add the fun bits back in

              • #390963
                Anonymous
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                • #390964
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  GTAIV had more issues than not being able to fly shit

                  • #390966
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    Like

                    • #390969
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      Like not being fun.

                      • #390971
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        But it is fun.

                      • #390978
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        Repetitive missions and dull side activities aren’t fun, anon

                      • #391060
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        Just like GTA V.

                      • #391061
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        >repetitive mission
                        >GTA V

                      • #391120
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        >can’t refute the man’s argument
                        >posts pic instead

                        retard

                      • #391218
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        >Probably will cut some of the Talk radio Specifically the misogynistic and homo stereotypes
                        >Nerf a lot of IIIs difficulty
                        >cut songs
                        >won’t bother inputting cut content despite this being the perfect opportunity
                        >minimalist shared UI
                        >probably tweak the SFX to be soulless
                        ># of cheat codes cut
                        >Graphics and lighting subpar to mods
                        >Probably only been worked on for a year to fill in time between RDR2 and VI

                    • #391055
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      buying shits because your money doesn’t matter in IV

                      • #391193
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        it doesn’t matter in any other gta game besides Vice City either
                        and possibly to a lesser extent SA

                • #391234
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  […]
                  Pathetic samefag

                  Pathetic samefag

              • #391140
                Anonymous
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            • #390962
              Anonymous
              Guest

              More like puke. Looks like it, too.

            • #391216
              Anonymous
              Guest

              NO IT DIDN"T FAGGOT

          • #391093
            Anonymous
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        • #390985
          Anonymous
          Guest

          t. zoomer

        • #391116
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I know the map’s very flat but don’t be that harsh to vice city

        • #391130
          Anonymous
          Guest

          There’s no need to be so harsh on San Andreas

        • #391177
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I mean Vice City is my least favorite too but it’s not that bad

      • #390968
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >not sold separately
        >$70 price tag

        let me guess, you rather pay 20 for each game? the 70 number is just a rumor

        • #390973
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >just a rumor
          cope

          • #390987
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >consoomers see nothing wrong with this

          • #391204
            Anonymous
            Guest

            I can’t believe the switch version is cheaper than the ps5 version

            • #391205
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >imagine playing gta on a nintendo switch
              >imagine paying rockstar money and thus rewarding them for releaing 1 gta game in over 8 years
              you are such a cuck

              • #391223
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Who said I’m buying it? I bought bully and mobile and an update made the game unplayable and rockshart never fixed it. I have a BC PS3 if I ever want to replay these

          • #391219
            Anonymous
            Guest

            That’s a placeholder.

        • #390975
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I’d rather pay $20 for vice city and not buy the others

        • #390983
          Anonymous
          Guest

          20+20+30 for SA

      • #391238
        Anonymous
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        • #391240
          Anonymous
          Guest

          nice strawman for a large group of complete anonymous strangers
          Here’s your (you)

    • #390952
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >$70 price tag
      this is already all but confirmed by leaks
      £60 in the UK
      fucking kek

      • #390956
        Anonymous
        Guest

        That had to have been a place holder. Why would it be $10 more than the last gen release? I doubt the PS4 version will be much different than PS5, same with Xbox

        • #390967
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Because Rockstar are scumbags and they know they can get away with it. For 70 bucks this better be a massive fucking upgrade with brand new controls and updated textures everywhere. I’m kinda hoping that they rally did go all out on it because releasing at that price just with some added godrays and an FPS boost would be a sick joke.

    • #390954
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >3 white women
      Tell me again how we don’t live in a patriarchy.

    • #390960
      Anonymous
      Guest

      70$ Yuro money, obviously cut music because copyright and expired licenses, probably zero ruining bugs fix (and ever worse, fix of fun bugs), zero new content and the menu would looks like 3D Mario All Stars.

    • #390965
      Anonymous
      Guest

      inb4 it’s 30fps on switch

      • #390976
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Count yourself lucky if SA isn’t 25fps on all platforms, buddy.

      • #390981
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Good thing I got a Steam Deck coming in December

        • #391143
          Anonymous
          Guest

          a switch is as wide as a lynx? woah.

    • #390970
      Anonymous
      Guest

      They change every ""nigga"" to ""pal""

      • #391012
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga
        I am 100 percent nigga
        Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga
        I am 200 percent nigga

      • #391179
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >pals with attitude

    • #390972
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Is the chick on the left the pornstar or cortez’s daughter?

      • #390974
        Anonymous
        Guest

        That’s just a random hussie

    • #390979
      Anonymous
      Guest

      By not making it look good enough….altho I have a feeling it will look beautiful since they are completely changing the engine

    • #390980
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Do we know if this is anything more than just an upscaled re-release?

      • #390989
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >no screenshots or footage shown in announcement
        >on Switch and mobile
        >Rockstar
        Anyone expecting more than absolutely minor improvements is going to be disappointed.

        • #391201
          Anonymous
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          Since it was rumored I’d just expected they’d fix the bugs from the latest releases and remove whatever music they won’t renew.

    • #390982
      Anonymous
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      • #391151
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >sexuality
        >BAD
        >gore and violence
        >GOOD

        • #391159
          Anonymous
          Guest

          gta v has terrible gore

          • #391168
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >GAME
            >…BAD!!!

            • #391171
              Anonymous
              Guest

              based dyslexic

      • #391232
        Anonymous
        Guest

        crazy how fast the world has changed

    • #390984
      Anonymous
      Guest

      How low the mighty has fallen.
      R died in the PS2 era.

    • #390986
      Anonymous
      Guest

      why would i buy that when i literally have 3 pirated versions of each?

    • #390988
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Some Voice Actors have died and the families are very protective of their works, always seeking high payouts for their image and stuff now, these include:

      – Salvatore Leone (Frank Vincent, GTA3, San Andreas)
      – Avery Carrington (Burt Reynolds, Vice City)
      – Auntie Poulet (Miss Cleo, Vice City)

      There’s also some issues with some voice actors having beef with Rockstar, who are less likely to come back or agree to licensing rights for a new release (this does have to happen for the characters to be used again outside of the original product):

      – Young Maylay (CJ, San Andreas)
      – Ray Liotta (Tommy Vercetti, Vice City) [this one has been confirmed to be resolved, Liotta was seen at a Rockstar building… probably collecting his bag of cash…]

      I think there’s less significant roles, also, that would be pretty costly if not included… Samuel L Jackson being one of them (Tenpenny, San Andreas)

      The music licenses will not be renewed for any song cut for the 10th anniversary edition mobile ports.

      This means no:

      Vice City:
      Billie Jean (Michael Jackson)
      Wanna Be Startin’ Something (Michael Jackson)
      Bark at the Moon (Ozzy Osbourne)
      Running In The Night (Lionel Richie)
      Looking for the Perfect Beat (Afrika Bambaataa)
      Rock it (Herbie Hancock)
      Wow (Kate Bush)
      …And some spanish stuff from Radio Espantoso I don’t know how to type for the life of me. (great radio station btw)

      San Andreas:
      Woman to Woman (Joe Cocker)
      Killing in the Name Of (Rage Against the Machine)
      Express Yourself (NWA)
      I Don’t Give A Fuck (2 Pac)
      Hood Took Me Under (Compton’s Most Wanted)
      Critical Beatdown (Ultramagentic MC’s)
      Running Down A Dream (Tom Petty)
      Don’t Let It Go to Your Head (Black Harmony)
      Ring My Bell (Blood Sisters)
      Hellraiser (Ozzy Osbourne)
      Express Yourself (Charles Wright)
      Rock Creek Park (The Blackbyrds)
      Funky President (James Brown)
      Soul Power ‘74 (Macer & The Macks)
      The Payback (James Brown)
      Grunt (The JB’s)

      Also the game is being converted from Renderware to Unreal Engine 4.

      • #390990
        Anonymous
        Guest

        You are an Insider?

      • #390997
        Anonymous
        Guest

        So in other words and unsurprisingly it’s a quick cash grab to make all the kids and teens who never played an old-gen GTA pay 70 bux.

      • #391023
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >This means no:

        >Vice City:
        >Billie Jean (Michael Jackson)
        >Wanna Be Startin’ Something (Michael Jackson)
        >Bark at the Moon (Ozzy Osbourne)
        >Running In The Night (Lionel Richie)
        >Looking for the Perfect Beat (Afrika Bambaataa)
        >Rock it (Herbie Hancock)
        >Wow (Kate Bush)
        >…And some spanish stuff from Radio Espantoso I don’t know how to type for the life of me. (great radio station btw)

        >San Andreas:
        >Woman to Woman (Joe Cocker)
        >Killing in the Name Of (Rage Against the Machine)
        >Express Yourself (NWA)
        >I Don’t Give A Fuck (2 Pac)
        >Hood Took Me Under (Compton’s Most Wanted)
        >Critical Beatdown (Ultramagentic MC’s)
        >Running Down A Dream (Tom Petty)
        >Don’t Let It Go to Your Head (Black Harmony)
        >Ring My Bell (Blood Sisters)
        >Hellraiser (Ozzy Osbourne)
        >Express Yourself (Charles Wright)
        >Rock Creek Park (The Blackbyrds)
        >Funky President (James Brown)
        >Soul Power ‘74 (Macer & The Macks)
        >The Payback (James Brown)
        >Grunt (The JB’s)

        D R O P P E D

      • #391112
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Tommy and CJ with new voice actors
        holy shit this will suck on a new level

        • #391115
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Liotta will be back. Don’t know about Young Maylay… probably will be because he’s a starving washed up rapper and will take any handout Rockstar will give him.

      • #391119
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Not to mention this shit is being done by the people who made Destruction All-Stars (yeah that classic game that died a week after its release)
        There is no way this will NOT be a fuckup
        Mark my fucking words. This is gonna stink on ice

        • #391129
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >Destruction All-Stars
          of all those who could choose, they chose the team in charge of the worst rated game on ps5

        • #391183
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >Not to mention this shit is being done by the people who made Destruction All-Stars
          Why would you lie like this? Rockstar Dundee is doing it. Lucid has nothing to do with it.

      • #391121
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Why are people like this

        • #391176
          Anonymous
          Guest

          money anon, it’s always has been about money

          • #391220
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Speaking of where’s my money tommy?

        • #391222
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >series that shows everyone to be a greedy douchebag. (Only difference between our world and GTAs is that subtelty as a concept doesn’t exist overthere)
          >omg why are people such greedy poopyholes?

      • #391142
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Killing in the Name Of (Rage Against the Machine
        Wow… communists showing their true colors and garden gnomeing out for a big check
        Pottery

        • #391181
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >inactive when bush was in office, reunited when obama was
          They were never raging against the machine in the first place.

    • #390992
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Don’t restore the removed missions nor spend the cash to renew the expired music licenses
      >Leave all the shitty glitches introduced with the mobile ports
      >Replace the Haitians with beaners again like they did with VCS

    • #390998
      Anonymous
      Guest

      They’ll be the mobile versions.

    • #390999
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I don’t respect "people" who’ll buy this shit.

    • #391000
      Anonymous
      Guest

      So we’ll be able to mod back in the prostitutes and the non-pozzed npcs right?

    • #391001
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Due to copyrighting laws we have decided to remove all music from the game

      • #391002
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Very likely. GTAIV definitive edition had issues with copyright and some songs were removed.

        • #391019
          Anonymous
          Guest

          this wasn’t labelled "definitive edition", but yes it did have issues Rockstar were not able to resolve without paying out more money than they thought they’d get as a return.

          With GTA: The Trilogy: The Definitive Edition, they’ve projected to their share holders this is where most of the revenue away from GTA:O is to come from… If it’s not up to scuff, they won’t meet that target and we’ll all be very happy.

          Rockstar are a shell of themselves now. They will not deliver on this title.

    • #391003
      Anonymous
      Guest

      It’s already confirmed to be a unreal engine remake by some interns
      Expect the basic Unreal Engine 4-5 TPS tutorial with a GTA skin. They’ll probably praise themselves by saying it’s a "unified" gameplay scheme across the games while it’s just pure laziness.

    • #391006
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Nonody here who have contact in a Dev-Studio?

      • #391007
        Anonymous
        Guest

        oh fuck off

        • #391008
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Its my business, just ignore it if you’re not interested. Thanks

          • #391153
            Anonymous
            Guest

            No. FUCK OFF.

    • #391009
      Anonymous
      Guest

      using the original graphics is pretty disappointing.
      Mafia proved that remaking a sandbox game is feasible.
      People would have preferred a remake of VC/SA over a 3 port package.

      • #391072
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Mafia remake did some things right but all in all it was inferior to the original.
        Better graphics and presentation, expanded lore and character interactions and the great racing mission did not compensate for the cookie cutter ultralinear arena shooting and pursuit breaker chases the bulk of the game was replaced with.

    • #391013
      Anonymous
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    • #391014
      Anonymous
      Guest

      the music will be cut
      I expect the exact same game but running in another engine, at least it will be easier to mod

    • #391015
      Anonymous
      Guest

      They won’t fuck it up. Rockstar have never fucked up any of their ports. The trilogy is going to be GOTY.

      • #391149
        Anonymous
        Guest

        retard

      • #391150
        Anonymous
        Guest

        The PC ports are fucking horrible. Constant stuttering no matter what your framerate is, most of the radio music cut out.

    • #391016
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I don’t think they’ll cut up the radio.
      I mean, Rockstar have enough funds to get themselves a 100-year licence of those songs. They have unlimited money to even port VCS and even add all remaining Phil Collins songs in there.

      • #391017
        Anonymous
        Guest

        It’s not for Rockstar to decide but for publisher.

      • #391021
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >I mean, Rockstar have enough funds to get themselves a 100-year licence of those songs.
        But they won’t.

      • #391022
        Anonymous
        Guest

        They will.

        You know the NVIDIA leaks? The LCS port to PC listed by the company who did the mobile ports for 3, VC, SA?

        Why do you think Vice City Stories wasn’t also listed?

        Because Rockstar’s deal with Phil has ended and Phil wants a lot more money if they choose to re-release it. Phil Collins is the most involved a celebrity (portraying themselves) in-game that Rockstar has done. They are fucked for that title without him.

        VCS is not getting ported.

        • #391062
          Anonymous
          Guest

          it’s not just Phil. that games whole OST is as good if not better than VC and very costly to license again.

      • #391025
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Rockstar paid for the minimum license for the songs available (5-10 years, depending on the song/artist/label) for these games. They did not think they would be selling them 10+ years afterwards or looking to move them up to a new generation, just like Activision with Tony Hawk.

        Rockstar will have a very fat bill to pay for Michael Jackson’s music in Vice City and also most of the San Andreas soundtrack.

        It will come down to Take 2 determining if it’s worth it to pay for the songs, not Rockstar… spoilers, they won’t pay for it.

      • #391113
        Anonymous
        Guest

        dude even fucking GTA V had songs removed from it and they are rereleasing it for the 4th time
        Rockstar gives absolutely no fucks these days

      • #391131
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Rockstar
        Are there really people who still believe that they, and not Take Two, are in charge of all these things, things like continuing to expand the life of GTA V Online without making a sixth part?

        • #391132
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Take-Two are scum but Rockstar as a company has its share of petty, greedy people too, particularly at the helm. You should look into the dispute between Leslie Benzies and the Houser bros over GTAO.

    • #391020
      Anonymous
      Guest

      By changing the stories in any way. I can think of several things in the games that would never get put in games today.

    • #391024
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Why are they removing the digital versions of the original games from all storefronts instead of having both available?
      This is a big red flag to me.

      • #391026
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Partly because the lawsuit with RE3, the github for the reverse engineering directs you to go buy the Steam game to then recompile it for other targets or make mods to it… and… they don’t want to compete with themselves or confuse the moronic consoomer with multiple listings of the games when the average pleb searches "San Andreas"

        Oh, also, they have more copyright expired music to remove with the Definitive Edition.

        • #391038
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >Oh, also, they have more copyright expired music to remove with the Definitive Edition.
          I fucking hate how cheap this company has become, they’ve grossed tens of billions of dollars with GTA V and Online yet they fucking nickel and dime the music rights for their older games and remove shit with updates to player who already purchased the original versions.
          How much could it fucking cost to keep the rights to these songs for another 20 years? Only ones I can see being really pricey are the Michael Jackson songs.

          • #391040
            Anonymous
            Guest

            NWA is also very expensive now following Straight Out Of Compton. RATM also has significantly increased.

            ….The one I know they were having lots of arguments over was Welcome to The Jungle (Guns & Roses)

          • #391041
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Downgrading the steam versions on people that already paid for the full game was a cunt move. Bastards.

            • #391044
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Steam Versions (if you own them now) will not be removed from your listing and you won’t be upgraded to "The Definitive Edition"…

              If I recall correctly also, there’s a bug in the steam listing where it will give you the Michael Jackson’ version (pre-10th Anniversary, copyrighted music) of the game… I can’t say the same for San Andreas.

              • #391050
                Anonymous
                Guest

                When I got SA on steam it had all of the content and was more or less just the disc version but on steam. Then over time they removed content with updates. At this point I don’t care if it gets removed or not.

                • #391052
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  I can’t believe I replayed Vice City in Steam 4 years ago. I didn’t know about cut content.

            • #391045
              Anonymous
              Guest

              That was the point they officially lost my support, that was such a shitty move especially since it turned it into the garbage mobile port of SA.
              I fucking hope they don’t ruin the steam versions any further since you can still mod them.

      • #391027
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Those versions were cucked anyway so no massive loss. You are required to pirate the original physical disc releases if you want the original games.

      • #391029
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Partly because the lawsuit with RE3, the github for the reverse engineering directs you to go buy the Steam game to then recompile it for other targets or make mods to it… and… they don’t want to compete with themselves or confuse the moronic consoomer with multiple listings of the games when the average pleb searches "San Andreas"

        Oh, also, they have more copyright expired music to remove with the Definitive Edition.

        Oh I also forgot to mention, for PC they want to be the single entity place for you to buy the game. They want 100% profit, not having to share the cut with Steam or Epic.

        Epic -might- get a pseudo exclusive deal like they did for RDR2 for like a month, but then have it removed later.

        Take 2 gone full greed.

    • #391028
      Anonymous
      Guest

      It’s a port of the mobile versions lmao

    • #391030
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >tfw V destroyed the franchise
      Feels bad man

      • #391033
        Anonymous
        Guest

        V was great.
        If you don’t like V you are boring.

        • #391039
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Okay NPC.
          V is a good game but it undeniably ruined Rockstar in the long run to the point that it’s the only GTA game we ever get now.

      • #391036
        Anonymous
        Guest

        *Online destroys the franchise
        Singleplayer wise V is great, missed the mark on some part but overall a solid GTA

        • #391148
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Bad bait or really bad taste. Sad either way

    • #391035
      Anonymous
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      Castrated radio
      Unreal engine instead of Rockstars’ own RAGE
      Censored beyond recognition to appease the wide audience
      Unchanged models and textures with bloom, motion blur, chromatic aberration and other meme effects layered on top

      • #391037
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Unreal engine instead of Rockstars’ own RAGE

        RAGE would never run on a current generation mobile device outside of the Switch (at XB360/PS3 levels of performance), this is why it’s Unreal Engine 4.

        • #391158
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Why even have mobile ports at all?

          • #391206
            Anonymous
            Guest

            The original mobile ports were a massive success.

            • #391217
              Anonymous
              Guest

              nobody plays mobile games

    • #391042
      Anonymous
      Guest

      It will be the android ports
      Enjoy

    • #391043
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I heard it’s just a lazy port and UE4 is used for updating the interface.

      • #391047
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Renderware to UE4 is not an easy conversion… it’s more than this, but, UE4 is used for being able to target multiple devices (including mobile) much easier than converting Renderware is.

        The Switch uses ARM, the PS5 and XBSeries X/S use X86 (as do the gen before it) and mobile devices uses ARM. Unreal makes this a lot easier for Rockstar as RAGE is actually a bloated, hard to port, piece of shit engine.

        …Mechanics wise, though?

        Expect: Free Cam, Free Aim, First Person, Butchered Driving and Swimming Controls in SA and wonky flying controls for VC/SA.

        …Oh and GTA3 has top-down removed.

    • #391046
      Anonymous
      Guest

      They’re 100% gonna add checkpoints to make the game easy as shit I absolutely hated the checkpoints in V it made it way too easy

      • #391048
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I’m fine with adding in the phone saving feature but checkpoints would be lame.

      • #391049
        Anonymous
        Guest

        This might piss you off then if you’re mad about difficulty: Leone family members no longer carry shotguns in GTA3 in the Definitive Edition. (makes Saint Marks a nightmare post Farewell Salvatore)

        • #391053
          Anonymous
          Guest

          They’re just gonna make the game easy as shit so dumbasses and kids can play the game and yeah I remember that mission. Your car blows up in 3.5 nanoseconds because everyone shoots it at the same time

        • #391091
          Anonymous
          Guest

          It’s fun to drive a fast car through that area and see if you can survive

        • #391229
          Anonymous
          Guest

          The only thing I hated about that was them shooting you while you’re doing taxi/medic missions, so, you awlays have to do them in the beginning of each island.

    • #391051
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Thanks for (you)

      • #391054
        Anonymous
        Guest

        wherever there is a seething to be seethe, you can count on Ganker

    • #391056
      Anonymous
      Guest

      If you love GTA games and want to see GTA 6 you should buy remaster to support Rockstar.

      • #391057
        Anonymous
        Guest

        or just stop playing GTA5 and stop buying shark cards… some of you must be because the figures just make no sense unless they’re running a money laundering scheme through it.

        • #391058
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >just stop playing GTA5
          but then how can I play the singleplayer?????

      • #391063
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Yeah that’s worked so well the past 8 years with all the new GTA games we’ve gotten.

        • #391065
          Anonymous
          Guest

          You didn’t buy enough copies of GTA V.

        • #391164
          Anonymous
          Guest

          This can’t wait a month

      • #391066
        Anonymous
        Guest

        as if 5 wasnt already the most profitable product of all time

      • #391127
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >If you love GTA games and want to see GTA 6 you should buy remaster to support Rockstar.
        Not after what they did to the re3 devs. T2 aint ever seeing a dime from me again. Not for this, not for VI, not EVER. I will pirate the shit 100% of time from now on

    • #391074
      Anonymous
      Guest

      As, if I recall, Rockstar openly admitted that it would be hard to create a GTA6 in today’s client/culture, I honestly don’t know how they are going to handle these. Personally, I think they are fucked either way; if they change too much it’s going to be a shit show and if they change too little it’s going to be a shit show. Probably will just come down to if Rockstar wants to prefer to get shit from original fans or if they want to get shit from the politically correct twitter/twitch streamer crowd.

      Either way, the music is more than likely fucked which is already a huge downside.

    • #391075
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Good lord, literally just play the fucking original ports that already have shitloads of mods you dumbfucks.

      >EMULATION BAD
      >ORIGINAL PORTS BAD
      >NEW PRODUCT GOOD
      Consooomers deserve to hang

      • #391077
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Rockstar’s making it impossible to buy the original versions on any platform after this week

        • #391082
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >mods
          2K forbid them.

          Piracy is your friend, the original games are still available
          >nooooooooo not the heckin poor multibillionaire corporation that decided to do GTA 5 expansions just because cancerous microtransactions were more profitable

      • #391078
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >mods
        2K forbid them.

      • #391080
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Didn’t they also confirm they are removing the original versions of the game from e-shops as well?

      • #391084
        Anonymous
        Guest

        No, fuck off, I want to play on my Xbox.

        • #391086
          Anonymous
          Guest

          You literally already can. You can also play it on the switch if you’re not fucking retarded

          • #391088
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >playing shitty old versions with garbage controls
            no thanks

            • #391089
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >expecting to get better controls in the remaster
              I’ll laugh my ass off if the SA version turn out to be the fucking android version that had broken controls on consoles

              • #391090
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Remember to stop for breath anon – don’t pass out from laughing too hard.

      • #391095
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I want achievements, on steam.

    • #391079
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’d be willing to bet $5 that Transfender will be renamed.

    • #391085
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Vice city intro cutscene
      >Finally control Tommy
      >get in the Faggio
      >Billie Jean is not my l-… available anon, thanks for the 70$

    • #391092
      Anonymous
      Guest

      You guys do have ypur launch day physical copies on your shelf right?

      • #391094
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I still have my ps2 copies

      • #391098
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Bought my PS2 trilogy last year, played em all to death and loved em
        Only caveat is that VC doesn’t have Running In The Night but only the launch version had that
        Fuck Modernity and Rockstar

        • #391101
          Anonymous
          Guest

          They cut songs from the PS2 copies? When? Mine has Running with the Night on. I bought it launch day though.

          • #391102
            Anonymous
            Guest
          • #391104
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Only for printings beyond the first edition and only that one song across the three games, other than that the PS2 trilogy versions are the same as the standalone copies, maybe with some stability or bug fixes but I wouldn’t notice

            • #391208
              Anonymous
              Guest

              The VC copies with Running with the Night are also the only ones with tear gas grenades, and they also don’t have the censored mentions of Haitians.

      • #391100
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I have my PS2 copy that still has DMA Design branding all over it.

      • #391107
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Still have my OG PS2 copies of Vice City and San Andreas, still have my old PS2 with memory card too.

    • #391103
      Anonymous
      Guest

      It’s going to be exactly the same graphically with the addition of some minor lighting changes and changes towards the hands and faces.
      But most on Ganker will seethe as they think they’re a getting a full blown remaster

    • #391105
      Anonymous
      Guest

      worse case scenario this is just port of the recently released little known iphone version and thats all
      its not really that impressive

    • #391106
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Incredible how videogames are so goddamn awful right now that they feel the need to take great games from the past and remake them to be just as shitty as games are now so that we forget that things used to be better

      • #391108
        Anonymous
        Guest

        ye

    • #391109
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >no vice city stories and liberty city stories
      trash

      • #391123
        Anonymous
        Guest

        This, you’re better off emulating all the 3d 6th gen games.

      • #391138
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Why does Rockstar refuse to acknowledge their existence despite being really good games?
        I’d imagine it wouldn’t be that hard to re-release them.

        • #391210
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Two words: Phil Collins.

    • #391110
      Anonymous
      Guest

      A lot of things are censored, and you all know it yourself. Also, $70 price tag is ridiculous. As a matter of principle, I will not spend money on this, but will buy it for free on some websites.

    • #391111
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I can’t wait to see the sheer disappointment and rage of the morons who think this will be anything other than a slight resolution upgrade.

    • #391114
      Anonymous
      Guest

      This will somehow be a cashgrab to make people go into GTA Online rather than play the games.
      >link your rockstar social club account with GTA Trilogy to get exclusive items for GTA Online

    • #391117
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Removed music
      Removed soul
      Changed HUDs
      Removed "offensive" stuff

    • #391118
      Anonymous
      Guest

      More removed music
      Somehow make it badly optimized

    • #391122
      Anonymous
      Guest

      With mild censorship.
      They just censored Resident Evil 4. Nothing is sacred.

    • #391124
      Anonymous
      Guest

      MAN DO I FEEL GREAT ABOUT GAME DEVS REMASTERING MY FAVORITE GAMES

    • #391128
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Well, other than the $70 price tag on the PS5 and Series X, and removing the sale of the original trilogy from Steam, and suing the people who fixed two PC ports that were broken for more or less 20 years and shutting down a dozen fan mods, I can’t in all good conscience support them whatever the end result is. I’m just glad I have original copies of the games on the PC and PS2 and backups of the mods.

    • #391133
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Android version

    • #391134
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Cut music
      >Online connection required
      >No mod support
      >Based on iOS version
      >Cheat codes as dlc

    • #391135
      Anonymous
      Guest

      They are not remaking the fucking games in Unreal, they are only using Unreal for the UI that lets you select which game to play and change settings. Before the studio who is working on this was bought by Take2 they were known as Ruffian Games. Ruffian Games are also the guys who worked on Halo: The Master Chief Collection. HMCC also uses Unreal 4 for it’s UI for selecting which games to play.

      No company is going to completely recreate 3 games in a completely different engine when they can just touch them up and people will buy them again. They can make Renderware run on whatever the fuck they want, it only has games using it on every architecture imaginable and if they’re missing one they’ll just port it over. THEY ARE NOT GOING TO COMPLETELY REMAKE THE ENTIRE THREE GAMES INSTEAD OF JUST DEVELOPING A BUILD FOR A NEW ARCHITECTURE. From now on every time you see someone saying they’re going to remake the games in Unreal call them a retard like they are.

      • #391146
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I’m still gonna say it’s an Unreal port.

      • #391147
        Anonymous
        Guest

        This
        Can’t believe retards are actually believeing the games are going to be remade in UE.
        Rockstar are going to slap an ENB on and touch up the textures a bit.

        It’s a REMASTER not a REMAKE.

    • #391136
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Remove booba

    • #391137
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Radios will be cut to hell. Love Fist won’t appear at all. No hookers/strip clubs. Ryder won’t exist at all in SA. No posters/game maps in the physical editions.

    • #391139
      Anonymous
      Guest

      They won’t.

    • #391145
      Anonymous
      Guest

      remove even more music, use the updated vice city that doesnt mention haitians or cubans, probably remove some shit that makes fun of fags

    • #391152
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Are they actually going to make new assets for these game or it’s going to be another 4k/120fp mobile port?

    • #391154
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Will the Vespa still be called the faggio?

    • #391155
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I just want Vice City let me buy that one alone

    • #391156
      Anonymous
      Guest

      My biggest fear is the combat is ultimately unchanged and we’re back to shooting big glowing autolocked circles.

    • #391157
      Anonymous
      Guest

      This is their one opportunity to get good PR with the old fans
      And they are going to fuck it up

      • #391199
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Thank you for supporting our earlier games
        >We now give you the privilege to pay us money to buy games you already own

    • #391160
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Rework cheats to be as horrifically lame as modern rockstar games.
      >play rdr2
      >expect cheats at least to be on par with gta5, even though gta5 had a invincibility cheat with a goddamn 5 minute timer on it for some fucking reason I’ve been trying to figure out for years
      >like 5 different dead eye cheats for downgrading your dead eye, no infinite dead eye
      >vehicle cheats just give you regular horses or horse carriages
      >no shitty 25mph max old timey car
      >no horse speed boats
      >no flying horses
      >no infinite hp
      >no super jumps
      >no super speed
      >nothing that effects pedestrians
      >not even a cheat that instantly grows your hair. It literally took me two real years after release to finally get my Arthur to a lvl 10 beard cause of one of the many absolutely retarded anti fun realism mechanics that cockslut studios went out of their way to fill up and ruin rdr2 with.

      • #391161
        Anonymous
        Guest

        rdr2 cheats were so boring I couldn’t even be bothered to try them

    • #391162
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Why would you get rid of the O.G versions? Why would you not give people options?

      • #391163
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Why play the originals when the definite editions are out?

        • #391166
          Anonymous
          Guest

          ”””’definite””””

    • #391165
      Anonymous
      Guest

      They took the games off the steam store

      • #391169
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Still have the games in my library, of course

        • #391172
          Anonymous
          Guest

          same,but i bought them in 2016

        • #391173
          Anonymous
          Guest

          But are you an oldfag like me?

          • #391178
            Anonymous
            Guest

            unfortunately not

      • #391170
        Anonymous
        Guest

        F
        Now we get to pay double the price for mediocre versions

      • #391186
        Anonymous
        Guest

        The definite edition must be a timed exclusive

    • #391167
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >all this anxiety
      >all this salt
      Man, if autism fueled me, I’d be immortal. Buying day 1 for every console I own.
      Cope, seethe, ect.,

      • #391191
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Based individual

      • #391209
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Also
        >thinking $60 is a lot of money
        Imagine being poor

      • #391233
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >b-but you’re giving money to a company that doesn’t care about you!
        You really think that if every retard on this godforsaken website stopped purchasing games it would make any difference? Zoomers control the market now, there’s nothing we can do

    • #391174
      Anonymous
      Guest

      You faggots do realise that we couldn’t fly planes in GTA III

      And we couldn’t swim in either.

      Therefore, these versions will allow for things to be added which they couldn’t due to tech limitations of the time

      • #391180
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Uh

        • #391182
          Anonymous
          Guest

          The wings were clipped you idiot

        • #391184
          Anonymous
          Guest

          you can easily fly with that thing if you arent retarded

        • #391214
          Anonymous
          Guest

          they clipped the wings after 9/11

          • #391228
            Anonymous
            Guest

            It was never supposed to be flown properly. This is stated in the design document from before 9/11

      • #391190
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >He doesn’t know how to fly the Dodo

        Spotted the zoomer.

    • #391175
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >resolution turned up like on other platforms
      >some shitty post-processing lighting added
      >shooting and gas moved to triggers like other platforms
      >3 and VC still don’t have 3D camera
      >less music than ever
      That’s all I expect.

    • #391185
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Go to Rutorrent
      >Get GTAIII
      >Get Vice City
      >Get San Andreas
      Here’s my remaster. Fuck off Take two, hope you choke on cum of underage child on your privat Epstine Island.

    • #391188
      Anonymous
      Guest

      are they just going remove songs every 10 years or so, until nothing original is left?

      • #391195
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >are they just going remove songs every 10 years or so, until nothing original is left?
        They can add new ones, idiot. Especially with all of the money theyve made from simps in gta online, and the money theyre projected to make from this, licenses galore

        • #391196
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Wanna know how I can tell you’re a Zoomer?

        • #391200
          Anonymous
          Guest

          You don’t know shit, retard

        • #391211
          Anonymous
          Guest

          They only added new songs to Radio Del Mundo in LCS, and Vladivostok in IV when songs were relicensed. And both cases were after they were swimming in cash thanks to Shark Cards.

          • #391212
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Stop trying to defend sharkcards, garden gnome

            • #391213
              Anonymous
              Guest

              I’m not defending Shark Cards, I’m saying that Rockstar didn’t care they had money to spare, they still cheapened out on music licensing. You can tell because a cutscene in GTAO featured Edge of Seventeen even though it was added after it was removed in IV.

    • #391189
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >UE4
      >prolly badly AI-upscaled 4k assets
      >lots of removed songs
      >lots of lens flares
      >grass
      Here’s your remake

    • #391192
      Anonymous
      Guest

      wtf I havent seen these games in ages, I just looked at videos of them and they look FUCKING HORRIBLE WTF LOL
      THE FUCKING HANDS ARE MITTENS
      You faggots will complain about anything
      Those old graphics arent even fucking worth half of 70
      A major upgrade in graphics alone would justify an up in price, let alone all the other shit they could add

      • #391197
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Zoom zoom

    • #391194
      Anonymous
      Guest

      shark cards… for single player

    • #391203
      Anonymous
      Guest

      The games are old af and look like shit anyway
      Instead of caring about old ass games you guys should be letting rockstar know that they should be getting to work on gta 6 by not buying any of their shit or paying them anything
      but you fags wont
      because you’re all cucks for rockstar’s smelly ass

    • #391215
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Only reason I’d but this wad of shit would be a PC port of Vice City Stories and Liberty City Stories

    • #391221
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Game by a smaller dev, Brutal Legend, has 107 licensed tracks
      >Released in 2009, has a steam release
      >No songs removed

      >Game by a massive dev, San Andreas, starts with 150 licensed tracks
      >Released in 2004, had a steam release
      >16 songs removed to date

    • #391224
      Anonymous
      Guest

      They already did; by being fucking retarded and DMCA’d the people that not only helped but made sure those games were even relevant to this day, AKA the modding community.

    • #391225
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >NOOOOO NOT THE HECKING MUSICERINO
      literally just mod it in lmao. you do know how to mod rockstar games right?

    • #391226
      Anonymous
      Guest

      They will remake this shit on fucking Unreal Engine and release on mobile phones.
      I have 0 expectations whatsoever. (Kinda happy that they recognized gta3 existence though)

    • #391227
      Anonymous
      Guest

      To the leaker; do you know what happened to the LCS and VCS "ports" to PS4?

      They showed up on a ratings board a few years ago but never came out. Considering the PS4 versions of 3/VC/SA are literally just ROM dumps with the "new features" like trophies and higher resolution being handled on the emulator side, I always thought it was weird that R* didn’t just shit out LCS and VCS too

    • #391231
      Anonymous
      Guest

      They’re going to cut half of San Andreas because of all the "urban" stuff that goes on.

    • #391235
      Anonymous
      Guest

      The reddit leaker said the music will be the same as the previous mobile games so yes missing radio tracks

    • #391236
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >How will they fuck it up?

    • #391237
      Anonymous
      Guest

      they already did by re-releasing it

    • #391239
      Anonymous
      Guest

      WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS YOU FAGGOTS SAID THEY WOULDN’T REMOVE IT

      • #391241
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >buy a game
        >money stolen
        Lmao

    • #391242
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Making CJ white.

    • #391243
      Anonymous
      Guest

      New gta sa screenshot just dropped

      • #391244
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Is this real??

        • #391245
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Yes, can’t you read the filename?

    • #391246
      Anonymous
      Guest

      How would they even do this? Hasn’t the music license expired for everything?

    • #391247
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Couldn’t give a fuck, I’ll just dig out my PS2 and play these ad infinitum.

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