I can’t get myself to play ac valhalla

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    • #410769
      Anonymous
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      I can’t get myself to play ac valhalla
      >retard 130 GB download
      >takes 1-2 minutes to boot up every time
      >kb+m controls are awful
      >feels like yakuza with constant cutscenes

      Just want some viking fun but it’s hard to find in there

    • #410774
      Anonymous
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      >feels like yakuza
      You wish. Yakuza is a great game, this one not.

    • #410776
      Anonymous
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      God this is so ugly, literally 0 soul

    • #410778
      Anonymous
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      >I can’t get myself to play ac valhalla
      And that is a good thing

    • #410780
      Anonymous
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      WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THOSE NIPPLES
      WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH LIBTARDS
      AAAAAAAAAAAAA

      • #410790
        Anonymous
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        They took inspiration from anime

        • #410864
          Anonymous
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          No
          Captcha: Kykyk

    • #410782
      Anonymous
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      Why does the black viking have vitiligo?

      • #410784
        Anonymous
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        Yeah what the fuck is with that? And fucking Purple side butch cut in viking era, really?

        • #410868
          Anonymous
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          None of them look anything close to Vikings

      • #410786
        Anonymous
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        There were no black vikings, it’s just a leftist thing to alter history to fit an agenda, just ignore it and try to erase it from your memory like the rest of us are trying to do… Either that or do us a huge favor and hire a hitman on the degenerates who created this shit.

        • #410794
          Anonymous
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          I don’t think whatever this is is trying to be historically accurate.

          Maybe instead of seeing the devil around every corner you should just give up and eat a bullet.

          • #410796
            Anonymous
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            Maybe instead of telling random folk to kill themselves you could be a better person.

          • #410798
            Anonymous
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            >Maybe instead of seeing the devil around every corner you should just give up and eat a bullet
            Oh you would love that wouldn’t you, Mr Shekelberg? Back to the ovens with you.

          • #410806
            Anonymous
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            Lol look at this garden gnome man.
            Piss off cunt

          • #410856
            Anonymous
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            >historical fiction
            >not trying to be historically accurate

            You know, I think writing ancient mummies and afterlife in Origins is not nearly as bad as fucking up Viking culture. One is good DLC content, the other is just bad “historical fiction”.

      • #410814
        Anonymous
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        Because kids nowadays have to self insert and relate to every single character they see on tv so you have to give them random disabilities and quirks and shit

        • #410819
          Anonymous
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          Cripples don’t want to be cripples in fantasy just like latinos don’t want to be referred has latinx.

          It’s all liberal "constructs”

        • #410821
          Anonymous
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          CHAOS CONTROL

    • #410788
      Anonymous
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      >I can’t get myself to play ac valhalla
      And nothing of value was lost

    • #410792
      Anonymous
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      >eastern animators and artists won to skills war

      The Secret of Nimh, All Dogs Go to Heaven, A Land Before Time…

      Man, I did not see this coming as a kid, Don Bluth spoiled me. Never thought it would end.

      • #410800
        Anonymous
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        Disney losing all real competition in the 2D animation department really killed the drive. The fact that Bluth’s work is now owned by disney through the Twentieth Century Fox merger is a real slap in the face.
        At least dreamworks still gives disney/pixar reasons to push the envelope on 3D animation.

        • #410866
          Anonymous
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          What the fuck is dreamworks even putting out nowadays?

    • #410804
      Anonymous
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      >Stop critiquing our attempts to subvert culture
      >this is nothing this is always done with children’s cartoons

      • #410826
        Anonymous
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        stop posting here and do something in real life then you polpussy

        • #410858
          Anonymous
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          I don’t think this post could glow any harder.

          • #410895
            Anonymous
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            go back

    • #410809
      Anonymous
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      The year is 540. BELISARIVS just defeated a Effeminate German army in Ravenna. Europa lives under RHOMAIOI RULE. All German males are sissified. Germans EUNUCHES live to serve ROMAN REXES in vast Harem facilities. Welcome to Europas ROMANIZED FUTURE.

      Alaric still remembers life before the reconquest – before the estrogenic wine, the sissy wigs, the olive oil, frilly togae, and mandatory male genitals removal. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of Gallia Cisalphina, where he hides his beautiful aryan godess step sister Fraudottir from the clutches of the brutal RHOMAIC army.

      As loyal HVNNIC FOEDERATI prowl the countryside searching for fertile vandal bussy, Alaric will stop at nothing to protect sweet Julia’s purity. With his beautiful blonde hair, pale sissy body unused to toil in the sun, seductive yet firm loinclothed form, Alaric gives his tender fae body to a gang of pitiless ROMAN GLADIATORS: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy Alaric prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and VAE VICTIS? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears… and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.

      Acclaimed author and swedish Romanophle Varg Ulfric presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. His powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of three-on-one interracial BVLL-on-sissy action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The RHOMAIC REXES have their way with Alaric’s tender pale body, pumping and pounding and cursing through one of the hottest gang scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.

      Experience the true power of MINOAN BVLLS with VIRILE PILA. Prepare to pay the ultimate reparations. Explore the mind-bending world of ROMANIZED FUTURE, the first book in Varg Ulfric’s brand new series

      • #410817
        Anonymous
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        God if only Europe was fully romanized. God damn savage g*rm menace ruining Europe every single fucking moment they can

    • #410815
      Anonymous
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      what’s with tumblrites and the fetishization of vitiligo?

      • #410869
        Anonymous
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        why do leftist tumblr artists love this condition so much?

        Seriously. My best guess is that they’re obsessed with race and vitiligo is most noticable in ethnicities with dark skin. Or it could be a "body positivity" thing. They’re weird looking but they love their bodies anyway gurl, shake that beauty. It probably helps that it’s literally just skin deep. It’s not like being covered in burn marks or open sores. They’re being "woke" by representing it in their art while also not taking any real risk because while it’s unusual, it doesn’t actually look disgusting.

    • #410824
      Anonymous
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      why do leftist tumblr artists love this condition so much?

      • #410828
        Anonymous
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        >DAY 3 OF NOT STEALING ANYTHING

        • #410830
          Anonymous
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          racism isnt funny and you’re a bad person

          • #410837
            Anonymous
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            Racism is extremely funny, even when it’s directed at my race. A good joke is a good joke.

            • #410842
              Anonymous
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              >Racism is extremely funny
              racism kills people every day. how fucking disconnected from society do you have to be to find that funny?

              • #410844
                Anonymous
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                you can stop pretending being from tumblr now

              • #410851
                Anonymous
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                Not enough people, apparently

              • #410854
                Anonymous
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                this racism guy sounds like a real jerk, someone should really do something about him

              • #410859
                Anonymous
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                Oh no, must suck living with racism in your fucking dumb head every day lmao

          • #410840
            Anonymous
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            get fucked melanoid

            why do trannys and leftist love norse mythology and vikings so much

            because it’s ”white european” culture so they have to corrupt it

          • #410883
            Anonymous
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            Yes it is and yes I am. Got a problem, faggot? Fucking fight me.

            Calle Manuel M. Flores No.65, Col. Obrera, Cuauhtemoc, CP 06800, CDMX Mexico

            I’ll be waiting, leftist scum.

            >DAY 3 OF NOT STEALING ANYTHING

            Kek

        • #410835
          Anonymous
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        • #410849
          Anonymous
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          fucking hell, anon

        • #410892
          Anonymous
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      • #410894
        Anonymous
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        simple, they want to be seen as "inclusive" but not actually put any effort into doing so
        so they just draw a generic character, add some splotches and now they get brownie points for "representation"

    • #410832
      Anonymous
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      why do trannys and leftist love norse mythology and vikings so much

      • #410860
        Anonymous
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        >implying alt right cringelords aren’t obsessed with norse symbols

        • #410862
          Anonymous
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          Not le heckin altrighterino!
          They’re going to slowly walk inside a governmental building again!

      • #410875
        Anonymous
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        When are we going to get a Viking-era story from the Christian defender’s perspective

        • #410879
          Anonymous
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          This movie is basically that. It’s a whimsical animated movie so it’s not exactly gritty and realistic or anything like that but the story revolves around medieval Ireland being raided by Vikings.

          • #410881
            Anonymous
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            Oh yeah, watched this as a kid when my mum rented it off lovefilm. Forgot what happened exactly, but it looked beautiful

    • #410885
      Anonymous
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      why the fuck is there a melanoid in a viking game?

    • #410886
      Anonymous
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      Why does soicore shit like this always depicts hypermasucline men with no problems, but anything even resembling a tradtionally attractive feminine female can never be seen?

      • #410888
        Anonymous
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        Because the hypermasculine men are gay

      • #410889
        Anonymous
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        If you don’t find the purple mohawk 70%-30% black-white but still 100% KANGZ DNA tranny extremely feminine then you are literally Hitler.

    • #410887
      Anonymous
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      Sven Universe

    • #410890
      Anonymous
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      You know something? I want western animation to stay on the calarts hell forever. Let CN go bankrupt

      In the future, we will have this but with anime, every single month. If you refuse to sell people what they want, someone right around the corner will jump in and fill that gap.

      • #410891
        Anonymous
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        Forgot pic

    • #410893
      Anonymous
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      the girl on the right looks like a fucking parody character you would make to mock these type of shows what the fuck

    • #410896
      Anonymous
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      funny how Disney is also doing a viking themed cartoon and it looks infintely better

      the mouse wins again baby

      • #410897
        Anonymous
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        >the mouse wins again baby
        >NO! MY gnomish MASTER IS BETTER THAN YOUR gnomish MASTER!

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