I fucking hate Phil Collins with every fiber of my being.

Home Forums A haunted junk yard I fucking hate Phil Collins with every fiber of my being.

Viewing 86 reply threads
  • Author
    Posts
    • #463717
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I fucking hate Phil Collins with every fiber of my being.

    • #463718
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I have a very strong feeling that he hates your faggot ass too

      • #463741
        Anonymous
        Guest

        He’d need to know OP existed to do that

      • #463791
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Yeah because Phil Collins is a miserable bald prick

      • #464000
        Anonymous
        Guest

        fuck off Phil

    • #463719
      Anonymous
      Guest

      So do I, never to fight I’d find another. Can you tell me more? I want to know about the strangers like me.

      • #463745
        Anonymous
        Guest

        kek

      • #463945
        Anonymous
        Guest

        spbp

    • #463720
      Anonymous
      Guest

      You’ll Be In My Heart!
      YES YOU’LL BEEE IN MY HEEEART!

    • #463721
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I take it you prefer Peter Gabriel Genesis?

      • #463723
        Anonymous
        Guest

        A FLOWER?

        • #463729
          Anonymous
          Guest

          THE FROG WAS A PRINCE

      • #463756
        Anonymous
        Guest

        CLIMBING UP ON SOLSBURY HILL

      • #463793
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I’m more of a Mike and the Mechanics kind of guy.

        • #463799
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I’m more of a Mikes and Ike’s kind of guy

      • #463806
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >mfw their voices sound so similar to me I thought Solsbury Hill was Phil for years

      • #463808
        Anonymous
        Guest

        IN
        YOUR
        EYES
        THE LIGHT. THE HEAT.

      • #463925
        Anonymous
        Guest

        SHOCK THE MONKEY

      • #463964
        Anonymous
        Guest

        There’s always been Ethel.

        • #464001
          Anonymous
          Guest

          JACOB WAKE UP

      • #463985
        Anonymous
        Guest

        REEEEED RAIN IS COMING DOWN
        REEEEED RAIN
        REEEEED RAIN IS POURING DOWN
        POURING DOWN
        ALL OVER ME

    • #463722
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Same here bro. I fucking hate him.
      Bryan Adams can fucking die too

    • #463724
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I fucking love Tarzan why didn’t they bring it back bros
      >Le copyright
      It’s Disney they can do whatever they want

    • #463725
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >*&&X% NOT COLLINS

    • #463726
      Anonymous
      Guest

      LET SORA SEE TARZAN AGAIN

    • #463727
      Anonymous
      Guest

      NOT CLAYTON

    • #463728
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Thats because you susudiosuck

    • #463730
      Anonymous
      Guest

      it’s not phil collins’ fault, it’s the retarded edgar rice burroughs estate

    • #463731
      Anonymous
      Guest

      He ruined Genesis after Peter Gabriel left

    • #463733
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Guess he’s no…..easy lover?

    • #463734
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >what aboutaru finar fantasee but mickey mousaru
      lmao

      • #463737
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >lmao
        sounds like a fun game

    • #463735
      Anonymous
      Guest

      What the fuck was Not Clayton’s malfunction?

      • #463759
        Anonymous
        Guest

        He had no *&&X% to speak of

    • #463736
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Do you like Phil Collins?

    • #463738
      Anonymous
      Guest

      How can anyone hate this?

      https://youtu.be/qs0pyWCNEIY

    • #463739
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Was it autism?

      • #463772
        Anonymous
        Guest

        How else was he supposed to get water?

    • #463740
      Anonymous
      Guest

      oh wow thanks never knew the name of the tarzan songwriter, gonna listen to his other kino

      • #463746
        Anonymous
        Guest

        zoomer

        • #463753
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >nooooooooo how dare you not know who random drummer from the 80’s is.

      • #463930
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Look up "take me home (live)" on yt. Your cock will fill up.

    • #463742
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Is Deep Jungle the only KH world that was never revisited at least one other time?

      • #463748
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Yeah and it’s for legal reasons

      • #463751
        Anonymous
        Guest

        If you don’t count End of the World as a world

        • #463762
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Youre right but End of the World has elements of Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, Destiny Islands and all the other worlds that were destroyed by Heartless. So technically no but a case could be made

    • #463743
      Anonymous
      Guest

      https://youtu.be/uR_2MMar0s0
      Yeah I’m thinking he’s based

      • #463818
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Fuuuuuck yeah, Phil is so fuckin based, and he shit all over sting who tried doing the Tarzan thing and ended up dropping off of what later became the emperor’s new groove

        • #463973
          Anonymous
          Guest

          now to be fair Phil was just doing a half-assed imitation of Elton John on Lion King

      • #463829
        Anonymous
        Guest
      • #463970
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Love that song, also we already knew Phil was based after the fiasco during the 1999 Oscars kek

    • #463744
      Anonymous
      Guest

      only women could dislike phil collins, and women’s opinions dont matter on this board (boys only)

      • #463795
        Anonymous
        Guest

        All he sings about is vapid relationship shit.
        He’s perfect for women.

    • #463747
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Why? I like his songs

    • #463749
      Anonymous
      Guest

      ee oo oo-oo ah

    • #463750
      Anonymous
      Guest

      japanese version is better:
      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c1G_zFz7bxc

      • #463757
        Anonymous
        Guest

        This fucking shot always gets me, they had to know.

      • #463764
        Anonymous
        Guest

        it’s there but it doesn’t exactly hold up to Phil.

    • #463752
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Contrarianism is a hellva drug

    • #463754
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >He doesn’t have a heart and two working ears

      For shame, OP. Just awful taste. I love Phil Collins and his music makes me cry tears of sadness and emotion.

    • #463755
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Phil Collins is ANNOYING

    • #463760
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Educated rich girl from a noble family gives up everything to live in dangerous jungle with her lover who was raised by animals and has lived in the jungle his entire life.

      Was she retarded? Granted there was no way Tarzan could ever be introduced or acclimated to modern life. I still wouldn’t have given up modern amenities and wealth to live in the jungle.

      • #463770
        Anonymous
        Guest

        She came to the jungle to study monke and Tarzan was raised by monke.
        Also, animated series had more humans coming into the jungle with a French guy starting a "Totally Not the Jungle Cruise" looking trading post.

    • #463761
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Phil Collins in video games is SOUL

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZrcUDRUBjw

    • #463763
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Why? I want to know. Can you show me?

    • #463765
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Quick rundown on the legal bullshit?

      • #463767
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Disney doesn’t own Tarzan, so they have to go through the author’s company everytime they use him

        • #463774
          Anonymous
          Guest

          How come it’s allowed in the KH re-releases then?

          • #463777
            Anonymous
            Guest

            I dunno but that’s probably the reason they never had it in the sequels. maybe Disney or Square just don’t want it back

          • #463781
            Anonymous
            Guest

            I know shit about the law, but Michael Jackson’s songs in Sonic 3 are allowed when the game is re-released (Sonic Mega Collection, Steam release), but not for anything else. Taxman wanted to rebuild the game for iPhone but was told no.

            I think a re-release doesn’t require a renegotiation of rights, but remakes and sequels would.

            • #463784
              Anonymous
              Guest

              It depends on the contract. If a contract didn’t have a clause that allowed for re-releases, the two parties would have to negotiate every time.

          • #463911
            Anonymous
            Guest

            most likely the original Kingdom Hearts contract covered re-releases already. That’s how it usually works

    • #463766
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #463768
      Anonymous
      Guest

      what about eros ramazzotti?
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aget1OgfAk

    • #463771
      Anonymous
      Guest

      OP is now in a room with the style section of todays paper taped to the floor.

    • #463773
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >play the Hercules world
      >it looks like las vegas for some retarded reason

      • #463776
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Play the Aladdin world
        >It looks like Mexico for some fucking reason.

      • #463780
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >IT LOOKS LIKE VEGAS, WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE VEGAS?!

      • #463785
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I DON’T GET IT

      • #463786
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Okay, NC

      • #463996
        Anonymous
        Guest

        But seriously can we talk about how UNDERRATED the Hercules soundtrack is, its in my top 5 but most people never talk about it.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0eCoI87PZs

        • #464003
          Anonymous
          Guest

          it’s because Hercules itself is one of the less popular Renaissance movies

    • #463775
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Did you know Phil Collins didn’t get his first erection until 30?
      He wrote a song about it, in fact it’s one of his biggest hits.

    • #463779
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Postan Collins’ best
      https://youtu.be/cUs6o6SBMBs

      • #463900
        Anonymous
        Guest
    • #463782
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >t. Nostalgia Critic

    • #463783
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I was shocked when I actually went to listen to Gabriel-era Genesis that Collins is a fucking good drummer. I’ve been conditioned to hate him but I gotta respect his chops.

    • #463787
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Phil Collins is a funny polar bear.

    • #463788
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I like how Phil Collins writes all these love songs but could never figure out how to be a good family man.

    • #463789
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #463790
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’ve never seen Tarzan

      • #463792
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Go watch it.

      • #463796
        Anonymous
        Guest

        It’s okay. Not amazing, just decent.

      • #463800
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Watch if nothing else but for Jane.

        • #463801
          Anonymous
          Guest

          bros what do boobs sound like?

          • #463822
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Like a bag of salty coins submerged in milk

          • #463919
            Anonymous
            Guest

            dying rabbits.

          • #463920
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Darude Sandstorm

          • #463979
            Anonymous
            Guest

            The underwater mono experience, except your ear doesn’t get wet and there’s a Ba-dumb every odd second or so. Comes in irregular intervals when she’s got a heart condition.

      • #463928
        Anonymous
        Guest

        best disney villain death, okay tier storytelling, coom for Jane. if you’re gay coom it for Tarzan.

        • #463935
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >if you’re gay
          >consider gays ever
          you must be american lmao. land of the fags home of the whopper.

      • #463933
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Jane’s accent…that is all

      • #463975
        Anonymous
        Guest

        it’s at best ok. Still trying to be a Renaissance movie but not as good, not as weird but uniquely charming as the 2000s movies.

    • #463794
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Clayton get ye gone!

    • #463797
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Retard

    • #463798
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Where’s the Notre Dame world?

      • #463803
        Anonymous
        Guest

        In Dream Drop Distance

        • #463805
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Thanks. Never played it. Might just pick it up now.

    • #463802
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I CAN PHIL IT COLLINS IN THE AIR TONIGHT

    • #463807
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >we’ll never get a collab from Phil Collins and Michael Bolton
      It hurts

    • #463809
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Son of Man makes me cry everytime I hear it, I’m not sure why, is it autism? It just makes me feel like a failure, but at the same time it makes me feel like I could be better than I am. It’s a strange kind of feeling. It’s like I hope someone is proud of me or will be someday.

      • #463831
        Anonymous
        Guest

        no one will ever be proud of something like you anon.

      • #463902
        Anonymous
        Guest

        It’s a normal feeling, Anon

      • #463906
        Anonymous
        Guest
      • #463974
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Always have hope anon, optimism is key.

    • #463810
      Anonymous
      Guest

      BECAUSE LOVE DON’T COME EASY

    • #463811
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Why does Phil Collins gets so much shit but the girls who singed the Princesses songs don’t? I never see anyone say "i hate that bitch who sings Part of your Word" but people do hate Tarzan’s soundtrack for some reason. I think it’s as good as any other pre-pozz Disney movie soundtrack

      • #463812
        Anonymous
        Guest

        People hated him back in the day for being all over the radio with Genesis and solo career.

        He was hated later cuz South Park was joking about hating him since they lost their Oscar nomination for best original song to him.

        • #463924
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >He was hated later cuz South Park was joking about hating him since they lost their Oscar nomination for best original song to him.
          This is probably the real reason. People aren’t critical. They hate what they’re told to hate. Same thing happened to Winger, I believe. King of the Hill made fun of them in an episode and then almost literally overnight they were dead in the water.

      • #463814
        Anonymous
        Guest

        The non-diegetic soundtrack is bullshit. It feels like Phil Collins just wanted a way to promote an album so they stuck his music in a disney movie.

      • #463841
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Tarzan was kind of the first in that turn of the millennium trend of Disney artists getting sick of doing Fantasyland Musicals and wanting to branch out into Adventureland or Tomorrowland, but Disney had done a lot to pigeonhole themselves into that box throughout the Renaissance, so audiences didn’t respond as enthusiastically as a result and now we have obnoxious theater kids on YouTube pooping on it because of it.

        • #463982
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I’ll be one to say that the Disney films from 2000 to 2002 at least had something going for them and I think they’re genuinely good
          Brother Bear was when they started to slip, and every film afterwards was when they jumped the shark

      • #463892
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >people do hate Tarzan’s soundtrack for some reason
        no fucking way. tarzan is the reason I like Phil Collins

      • #463978
        Anonymous
        Guest

        diegetic vs non-diegetic soundtracks

    • #463813
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #463816
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I can feel it coming in the air tonight
      oh lorddddd
      I’ve been waiting for this moment all my life
      oh lorddddd

    • #463817
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Son of Man will always be an amazing song I don’t care what anybody says.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiBaBca7-rY

      • #463827
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Based, this pops in my head still and I haven’t seen the movie in years
        I just know the montage that went with it was amazing

    • #463820
      Anonymous
      Guest

      reminder that Phil Collins sang all the dubs of the soundtrack

    • #463824
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I miss classic Disney. Why are so many of their movies shitty today?

      • #463825
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Good animation is expensive and good stories are hard. It’s fucking wild that I look back at the fucking princess and the frog with nostalgia, it was a melanoid movie but at least Disney was still fucking trying

        • #463835
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Princess and the Frog doesn’t get talked about nearly enough on here. That movie also had a soundtrack where all the songs were great.

          • #463839
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Dr Facilier would have been great as a KH villain

            • #463862
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >would have been great
              Why past tense, surely he could get into a future KH, or do we just assume Disney’s getting too uptight

              • #463864
                Anonymous
                Guest

                I think it’s more that DIsney would rather promote its 3D films.

    • #463833
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I used to hate him too, but honestly, I don’t care anymore.

    • #463837
      Anonymous
      Guest

      FUCK Kingdom Hearts
      That whole time Sora was gone, Kairi was probably riding that cock carousel at her school, just like every other woman. Imagine her getting railed by Wakka’s BBC and acting like nothing ever happened.

      Fuck Kairi and fuck women, Riku is the only pure partner for Sora.

      • #463843
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Fujo go away

    • #463844
      Anonymous
      Guest

      me? im already half xenohort!

    • #463845
      Anonymous
      Guest

      People hated Phil Collins? I thought that was just shit we repeated from South Park like calling matt damennn a retard that everyone grew up and forgot about

    • #463853
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Phil is nearly 100% deaf
      >Wheelchair bound
      >Arthritis so bad he can’t hold drumsticks
      >His wife is taking half his money
      >People still hate him because he was popular on the radio, something he had no control over

      Sad.

      • #463859
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I will never, ever feel sorry for people with more money than me. Ever.

        • #463894
          Anonymous
          Guest

          and that’s why you’ll remain a poorfag for the rest of your life

        • #463972
          Anonymous
          Guest

          This, imagine simping for millionaires.

        • #463999
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >Le money is everything

      • #463872
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Still on tour

    • #463855
      Anonymous
      Guest

      its funny how tarzans creator managed to nail disney but disney never got in any trouble for kimba

    • #463874
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Foxtrot
      Selling England by the Pound
      Lamb Lies Down on Broadway
      >Gabriel and Hackett leave
      Band goes to shit.
      Thanks Phil.

      • #463878
        Anonymous
        Guest

        FOXTROT
        UNIFORM
        CHARLIE
        KILO

    • #463876
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Its the writers estate blocking any more Tarzan shit, not Phil Collins.

      At least someone is fighting those garden gnomelords and their spendlust.

    • #463879
      Anonymous
      Guest

      THERE’S A GIRL THAT’S BEEN ON MY MIIIIIIIIIIIND
      ALL THE TIME

    • #463880
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >muffle "ooga saka" in the distance

    • #463884
      Anonymous
      Guest

      t. Trey Parker

    • #463904
      Anonymous
      Guest

      whatcha lookin at my gut fer

      • #463910
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Dad, you are fucked

        • #463922
          Anonymous
          Guest
    • #463916
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >we will never get a vice city stories port to modern hardware

    • #463917
      Anonymous
      Guest

      The Tarzan family estate broke up with Disney so no more Tarzan in Kingdom Hearts

    • #463937
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Based Manc hands wrote this post

      • #463939
        Anonymous
        Guest

        The greatest living songwriter on earth, try and prove me wrong

      • #463956
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Who won Gallagherbowl?

        • #463958
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Liam sings from the heart, Noel from the soul Both are good and are unlike the other, meaningless to compare. But if I had a gun to my head, I’d listen to High Flying Birds any day.

        • #463960
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Noel

        • #463962
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Both shite

          • #463968
            Anonymous
            Guest

            biblical post

        • #463986
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Blur

    • #463941
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >mfw french version is sange by the man himself

    • #463948
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Stay in bed Noel

    • #463951
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Reminder that Collins’s wife complained about how unwashed and unkempt he was all the time

    • #463953
      Anonymous
      Guest

      lol

    • #463966
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Ok, and? Cry about it faggot.

    • #463980
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Tfw I generally hate Disney movies with a very small handful of exceptions
      >I love Kingdom Hearts though

      Anyone else like this? KH seems to have that little something extra that Disney in isolation lacks.

      • #463983
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I hate Disney for what it is now but I still like pre 2004 Disney if that means anything

    • #463981
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Ooh eeh ohh ooh aah Friends here ooh eeh ooh ooh ahh friends

    • #463984
      Anonymous
      Guest

      SU-SUSSUDIO

    • #463987
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #463988
        Anonymous
        Guest

        were they seriously that asshurt about Phil taking the oscar win over them or were they kind of poking fun at themselves for their asshurt in an obtuse way?

        • #463990
          Anonymous
          Guest
          • #463991
            Anonymous
            Guest

            what a couple of petty douchebags but it is pretty funny.
            tbqh though I’d take getting to see Robin Williams singing my song up on stage over getting an oscar for it any day.

            • #463992
              Anonymous
              Guest

              I can’t stop giggling at their piss take of Susudio.

    • #463989
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I re-watched tarzan and admired all the art and 3D animatin incorporation + listened to a bunch of phil collins covers because of this thread.

      …I was supposed to get way more work done today.

    • #463995
      Anonymous
      Guest

      THIS IS THE WORLD WE LIVE IN (UOOOH OH)

      AND THESE ARE THE HANDS WE’RE GIVEN (OOOH OH)

    • #463997
      Anonymous
      Guest

      PARADISE UNTOUCHED BY MAN

    • #464002
      Anonymous
      Guest

      SON OF MAN, LOOK TO THE SKY
      LIFT YOUR SPIRIT, SET IT FREE
      SOMEDAY YOU’LL WALK TALL WITH PRIDE
      SOME OF MAN, A MAN IN TIME YOU’LL BE

    • #464004
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >people talking about underrated disney movies
      >not mentioning the black cauldron
      A movie literally sabotaged by the garden gnomes by marketing it to young children and by cutting half an hour of already animated & colored film footage. And yet, it is still kino.

Viewing 86 reply threads
  • The forum ‘A haunted junk yard’ is closed to new topics and replies.