I’m off to get some fish and chips at the local chippy, want anything from CeX lads?

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    • #426072
      Anonymous
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      I’m off to get some fish and chips at the local chippy, want anything from CeX lads?

    • #426073
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I think you should dilate at the cex exchange

      • #426079
        Anonymous
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        Samefag

    • #426074
      Anonymous
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      Yeah I’ll have a weird smelling og Xbox console and an iPhone 5 please.

    • #426075
      Anonymous
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      i sold my ex girlfriends entire wordly possessions at one of these places once
      well, she wasn’t an ex girlfriend at the time, but she was pretty soon afterwards
      cex employees are pretty chill

      • #426083
        Anonymous
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        >i sold my ex girlfriends entire wordly possessions at one of these places once
        >well, she wasn’t an ex girlfriend at the time, but she was pretty soon afterwards

        I don’t believe you, this is just your sad idea of a "badass story".

        • #426104
          Anonymous
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          no it’s true
          we lived in a flat very close to the place
          she was lazy and kept losing jobs
          rent was piling up
          so i sold all her garbage electronics to pay for it
          its typical poorfag relationship stuff really

    • #426076
      Anonymous
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      Worked in CeX for 6 years.

      AMA

      • #426077
        Anonymous
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        Those girls with the piercings and the dyed hair that work there.
        What are they like?

      • #426081
        Anonymous
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        I worked in one for a month before I quit.

        I hope your staff room was less skanky than mine was, also is every member of management useless or did I just get unlucky?

      • #426085
        Anonymous
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        is the smell of piss and sweat from the customers or the staff ?

        • #426086
          Anonymous
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          Your mum, she sells sex on a mattress out back.

      • #426088
        Anonymous
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        How fucking fat and ugly are you seeing as every employee I’ve ever seen working in a CeX has been a complete mutant

      • #426090
        Anonymous
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        Why does every CEX have one alternative looking girl.

        • #426096
          Anonymous
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          any how can I make her my gf

      • #426091
        Anonymous
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        >not replying to anything
        I can’t say I’m surprised, but it’s still very disappointing people do this 🙁

      • #426092
        Anonymous
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        What’s the most embarrassing thing a customer has pawned off to you?
        I once saw a chewed up usb going for 50 pence at a cex.

        • #426098
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Alot of games with roaches, shitstains.

          Smartphones with alot of nasty pictures

        • #426114
          Anonymous
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          Not him but I’ve seen literal porn and hentai DVDs for sale

      • #426101
        Anonymous
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        Why do they hire hipster/emo people?
        I’ve never seen a normal looking guy or a chavvy looking guy working there ever in my entire life.

        • #426107
          Anonymous
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          Cant get a job anywhere else with so many tattoos, piercings.

          Its a only 5IQ job.

      • #426102
        Anonymous
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        Ever get even so much as a hondjob from the inevitable big titted hair dyed daddy issues you will have worked with?

      • #426122
        Anonymous
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        Did you ever discover the true source of the CeX smell?

      • #426124
        Anonymous
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        Why is there no PS5 shelf?
        Why is there 12 copies of Avengers, but none of the DVD I want?

    • #426078
      Anonymous
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      I’ve never had CeX before, is it any good?

    • #426080
      Anonymous
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      Oi mate why you going into town for fish n chips? The fuck you going? Harry Ramsdens?

    • #426082
      Anonymous
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      Saw they’re selling pokemon soulsilver for £80+
      doesn’t even have the little pedometer attachment

    • #426084
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >mfw have to sell all my games off for fuel money today
      T-thanks CEX

    • #426087
      Anonymous
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      Sold an absolutely knackered ATI Radeon 6670 that’d been running for a decade to them for £8 a few months ago.
      That and a fucking Netbook with Windows XP on it. It’s the number one spot to offload completely unsellable junk.

      • #426093
        Anonymous
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        >It’s the number one spot to offload completely unsellable junk.

        That would be Facebook Marketplace. Any shit that I can’t be bothered to take up the dump I stick on there and some sad cunt will snap it straight up.

    • #426089
      Anonymous
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      Nah I got San Andreas on PC just there, came with the map and all in excellent condition. Kinda surprising from Cex

    • #426094
      Anonymous
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      I know exactly where this CeX is.

      • #426097
        Anonymous
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        Congrats mate. Have a poss as a well done sticker 🙂

        • #426100
          Anonymous
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          Reported to the police for internet bullying.

        • #426103
          Anonymous
          Guest

          i love him

    • #426099
      Anonymous
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      >I’m off to get some fish and chips at the local chippy
      lol we Bongs do not speak like this. Where are you actually from OP?

    • #426105
      Anonymous
      Guest

      copy of fifa please lad.
      also dune on dvd if they have it, cheers.

      • #426106
        Anonymous
        Guest

        every cex has this same wall of shame

        • #426109
          Anonymous
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          yes but the birmingham one was something else before they changed it

          • #426130
            Anonymous
            Guest

            I was about to ask if

            copy of fifa please lad.
            also dune on dvd if they have it, cheers.

            was the Birmingham one, boy that shithole brings back memories.

    • #426108
      Anonymous
      Guest

      cex is great for shitty 50p kung fu movies

    • #426110
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >job centre
      >quick pop into CeX afterwards to choke back the tears in private
      >can of apple Tango from Greggs
      >enormous Paki sits next to you on the bus home
      Perfect Wednesday morning, lads.

      • #426111
        Anonymous
        Guest

        the yorkshire experience

        • #426115
          Anonymous
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          not yorkshire, he didn’t go to cooplands

      • #426112
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >going into cex and buying nothing but the worst 50p horror movies to watch
        late night sorted

        • #426113
          Anonymous
          Guest

          saw some geezer buying jap porn dvds in CEX plymouth

          • #426123
            Anonymous
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            seen some real specimens of the supposed human race in that one. Then again, it’s CEX, those examples can be found in any branch

        • #426125
          Anonymous
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          Sounds comfy. I never had the true bachelor experience, been with my girl since I was 17. I’d like to have had every night to myself for a while to just indulge, but probably for the best I didn’t

        • #426127
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >50p
          Cheapest is a pound now.

    • #426116
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >See this in the window
      >£180
      Fucking hell

    • #426117
      Anonymous
      Guest

      CeX goth reporting in

    • #426118
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >ywn have CeX with the disgusting but somewhat shaggable dyed hair girl who works in every CeX

    • #426119
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >walk into CeX
      >all staff working are female
      >walk straight out

    • #426120
      Anonymous
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      • #426128
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >PLANET BONG

    • #426121
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Fuck i remember seeing some ps2 game actually covered in fucking blood stains at my local cex once

    • #426126
      Anonymous
      Guest

      CeX Carlisle reporting

    • #426129
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >My 24 year old /fit/izen younger brother, that is built like a giga chad, but is a complete neet and hasnt worked a job properly in 5 years+ as he sponges of his gf, has just got a job in CEX

      Im happy that hes leaving the house for something other than lifting but… cex tho
      I worked there for 3 months when I was a teenager, it always smells like piss. Always

    • #426131
      Anonymous
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      Never been to a CEX shop in my country but visited Walsall a few ywars back and popped into theira out of interest. Read some of these threada so i was curious. Couldn’t believe how accurate the threads were, smell of piss instantly.
      Bought season 5 of the Simpsons box set and some vidya game I can’t remember

      • #426132
        Anonymous
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        >Walsall
        Truly the worst town with the worst people in all of England.

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