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    • #455289
      Anonymous
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      Imagine being raped by Merula

    • #455291
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’m imagining it.

      • #455294
        Anonymous
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        That would be so cash

      • #455299
        Anonymous
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        you can’t get raped by a little girl. you would basically have to let it happen to you

        • #455305
          Anonymous
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          Students are practically adults by the 7th year, the devs are just lazy shits who can’t be assed to make older models.

          • #455429
            Anonymous
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            I stopped playing (the hacked client) a long time ago in like the 4th year

            Are you telling me they 1) haven’t finished the game yet, and 2) are using the same models?

            • #455461
              Anonymous
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              yeah they still are, some just wear uglier clothes

        • #455390
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >gets you alone in a room
          >"have sex with me or I’ll scream and tell everyone you tried to molest me"
          >if you refuse and try to tell the truth no one will believe you because a little girl wouldn’t do that
          What now fuckface?

          • #455397
            Anonymous
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            that’s a pedophile fantasy, sicko

          • #455445
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >What now fuckface?
            Now, the fun begins

          • #455488
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Easy, fuck face.

        • #455466
          Anonymous
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          Technically speaking they’re wizards so they could just paralyze you, charm you, etc

        • #455491
          Anonymous
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          >you can’t get raped by a little girl. you would basically have to let it happen to you
          It was years ago…

    • #455292
      Anonymous
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      i don’t have to imagine

    • #455295
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Cunny

    • #455297
      Anonymous
      Guest

      […]

      delete that fucking schnoz off of my screen

    • #455301
      Anonymous
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      Does this game STILL have a fanbase?
      ffs how much can R34 carry a shitty game?

      • #455302
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >R34 carry a shitty game?
        bruh, Gacha.

      • #455317
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >R34
        You don’t appreciate Merula with the dick, you do it with the heart. Very little fanart of the game is nsfw.

    • #455308
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Imagine being raped by Merula

    • #455310
      Anonymous
      Guest

      It’s impossible for Merula to rape me. You can’t rape the willing.

    • #455312
      Anonymous
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      She looks like a Sims 4 character, she’s not even that attractive. Like seriously, what the hell is the appeal? Is it all ironic/meme based?

      Don’t get me wrong, the art is really good. Just not the official/in-game stuff, so I don’t understand why people find her sexy to begin with. Is this one of those "Pokemon is so popular people will draw great porn of it even if there’s nothing sexy about the source material" type deals?

      • #455320
        Anonymous
        Guest

        She’s prickly and miserable and would sooner stomp on your balls than accept your pity.
        Her resistance only makes my penis harder, I want to hug and fug

      • #455322
        Anonymous
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        Think it’s a combination of building onto the personality she displays in the game, so mostly writing and fanart, and the continued momentum from a dev shilling the game here and being the first waifufag for her.

      • #455323
        Anonymous
        Guest

        If you don’t understand the appeal of a tsundere bully, there’s no helping you.

        • #455337
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Whitney’s the best romance option in Degrees of Lewdity so I suppose you have a point. But the difference is that in that game you’re a loli and that makes the bullying way more hot.

          • #455355
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >in that game you’re a loli
            >implying

            • #455366
              Anonymous
              Guest

              In DoL you are, yes. Well I guess you can choose to be a shota or a futa-loli but whatever

              • #455371
                Anonymous
                Guest

                You can be a boy bullied by a girl Whitney.

                >but whatever
                It’s okay to just admit you thought only of yourself and were wrong, Anon.

          • #455473
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Whitney is shit. bullying is fine but letting the person you love get raped isn’t.
            She’s way to abusive to be consider good.

    • #455314
      Anonymous
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      I gave up on this thing somewhere in 3rd year. Did we ever get to fuck her? Obviously not on screen, but were there any convenient fade to black after a romance scene type things?

    • #455326
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’m trying to get me some Merula but I think I’m slowly falling for Skye

    • #455328
      Anonymous
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    • #455331
      Anonymous
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    • #455334
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Ganker thread still goin
      Is the game done?
      Do you ever get new fanarts?
      Why are you still there?
      Merula will never be real

    • #455336
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I want to be raped by Ismelda

    • #455338
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Superior Slytherin Bully GF

    • #455345
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >HPfags are all waifuposting about teenage girls in a school setting

      • #455347
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Hey, Hogwarts Mystery is currently in year 7. Merula is canon legal now.

      • #455351
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Just like everyone else with games that have teenage girls?

        • #455357
          Anonymous
          Guest

          The deviant’s desperate cope: to normalize their faggotry. WE ALL DO IT, I SWEAR! YOU DON’T LIKE IT, YOU MUST SECRETLY DO IT TOO! See how that holds up in a public prison when they find out you’re a diddler.

          • #455361
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Can’t hear you over daily pokemon threads

          • #455363
            Anonymous
            Guest

            How many teens are in juvie for hooking up with another teen, I wonder? You DO realize that this is about pining for high school romance that never was, right? You aren’t a total unremitting retard?

            • #455413
              Anonymous
              Guest

              This. Goddamned all male school robbed me of what could have been.

            • #455417
              Anonymous
              Guest

              This. Puppy-love is the fantasy here.

              >Hufflepuffs give the best head and do the most drugs
              >Ravenclaws make the cutest sounds and try to turn one-night stands into long term relationships
              >Slytherins are most into group sex and toys
              >Gryffindors will let you cum inside and are into exhibitionism

              Post romantic Ravenclaw girls.

        • #455420
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Exactly you retarded pedo
          >games with teenagers
          What fucking kiddy games do you play faggot?

      • #455358
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Go back to twitter.

      • #455365
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Ganker is full of closeted tranny pedophiles

      • #455370
        Anonymous
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        If we’re going by what we’ve seen about the wizarding world, and hell even the school, the rules on that sort of thing seem increeedibly lose.

        • #455384
          Anonymous
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          They can and do kill people without a trial. Even if you get a trial it’s a kangaroo court. The only thing that matters is if her family is rich enough to have you killed without a trial. The HP universe is fucking anarchy in robes.

          • #455388
            Anonymous
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            So basically it’s "those with power make the rules". Which means become a all powerful Wizard!

          • #455395
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >They have a prison where Prisoners are forced to live in inhuman conditions and have their Souls slowly eroded by unholy Wraith-Like Abominations.
            >Azkaban was literally the fortress of a past Dark Lord, who made the Dementors.

            Wizards are stupid Barbarians.

            • #455428
              Anonymous
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              That was the compromise they came up with though after learning that Azkaban was a den of unkillable monsters that feed on joy and souls and reproduce from human misery. Had they not decided to throw their prisoners there to keep the dementors distracted said dementors were going to spill out of the island and terrorize innocents in the nearby settlements.

            • #455605
              Anonymous
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              honestly HP is weird with a lot of shit even before you get into the weird ass extra canon shiting on the floor and magicking it away stuff from rowling, like the fact that canonically they’ve got very little in the way of protecting them from muggles with guns

      • #455593
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >waifuposting about teenage girls in a school setting
        On Ganker? No…

    • #455352
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >implying she could even get half way undressing you before breaking down crying saying "I can’t do this to you…"

      • #455354
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Depends on the year and whether it’s a main quest or side quest.
        Y1 to Y4 main quest Merula would rape you pretty good.

    • #455368
      Anonymous
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    • #455373
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Choose one.

      • #455375
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Gryffindor

      • #455376
        Anonymous
        Guest

        post the edit with the ballgags

      • #455381
        Anonymous
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        Slytherin.

      • #455407
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Hufflepuffs give the best head and do the most drugs
        >Ravenclaws make the cutest sounds and try to turn one-night stands into long term relationships
        >Slytherins are most into group sex and toys
        >Gryffindors will let you cum inside and are into exhibitionism

      • #455411
        Anonymous
        Guest

        bully Hufflepuff, marry Ravenclaw, hatefuck Gryffindor, get bullied by Slytherin

    • #455379
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I hope that other game lets us build-up to becoming the new Dark Lord.

      • #455383
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >My Dark Mark will be… a SKULL! With a SNAKE coming out of it!!
        >Because I’m DARK!!!

        • #455392
          Anonymous
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          He also had no nose and found hugs to he awkward and terrifying.

          If you wanna know what’s REALLY bad, a lot of real world dictators are stupider and crazier.

        • #455398
          Anonymous
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          I mean, the Nazis had skull motifs but thought they were the good guys. I guess that’s somehow more retarded

          • #455399
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >I mean
            Go back

          • #455404
            Anonymous
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          • #455409
            Anonymous
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            The Klan also decorated themselves with a lot of intimidating imagery. It stems from an jnsecure desire to look like the toughest guy in the room. They’re trying to convince everyone they’re strong and going to put to screws to that one group you hate. And they always do torture somw scape goat but it’s just a big power fantasy that wastes resources and achieves nothing.

            Of all the things JK wrote that was stupid and unlikely, Voldermort was not wrong. It’s actually kinda how a lot of that shit is.

            • #455424
              Anonymous
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              >Voldermort was not wrong.
              About what exactly? Because his belief that Wizards were the master race was absurd since they’re so backwards and idiotic. It’s canon that open war between Normals and Wizards would unavoidably result in Wizards getting slaughtered. Supposed "Muggle Experts" don’t even know what guns are. When asked what guns were, if Harry gave an accurate description of them and said they could blow your head off from almost a mile away with no time to react, every Wizard present would have went pale with fear and become paranoid about Muggles.

              • #455431
                Anonymous
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                >Because his belief that Wizards were the master race was absurd since they’re so backwards and idiotic
                That’s Grindelwald’s belief. Voldemort’s stemmed from Salazar’s which was that fucking muggles is bad for magic. An idea was suggested in the early days of the Ganker potter threads that is somewhat backed by Rowling’s clumsy world building that proves Salazar and Voldemort right.

              • #455435
                Anonymous
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                >It’s canon that open war between Normals and Wizards would unavoidably result in Wizards getting slaughtered
                Which is why wizards should have wiped them all out much earlier, before they discovered gunpowder. Now it’s too late and they’re fucked forever.

                Unless someone creates a nuke spell, that could fix things. Hopefully the next dark lord will finally have the final solution for the muggle question.

                • #455441
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  The Muggles beat the shit out of Wizards during the middle ages too and that is something that actually happened in the settings history. It’s why Wizards hide.

                  Wizards are just too outnumbered and don’t have the resources and organizational capacity Muggles have. Most Wizards culture and systems are borrowed from Muggles.

                  • #455452
                    Anonymous
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                    It’s also a combination of ego, wizards are megalomaniacal idiots by and large, especially in their political systems.

                    no organized force could decide on a leader longer than 3 minutes before some prick wants the big stick, possible harry could, but he wouldn’t for obvious reasons.

                    You could draw parallels to how japan’s current cultural stagnacy has led to a forecast that will cripple the country, and in cruel fate, it’s the very stagnant culture that wont allow themselves to change. Same shit for wizards, a stagnant, sycophant culture of hierarchy has ruined any chance of domination.

              • #455439
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Judging by the conversation that was in, I think Anon meant that Voldemort was written consistently with real parallels, not that his beliefs were right.

                >Of all the things JK wrote that was stupid and unlikely, Voldermort was not wrong
                "JK didn’t write Voldemort wrong"

                • #455607
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  That’s the thing, Voldemort is 100% right in his beliefs that mixing with muggles causes Squibs. The first Squib only occurred in a magical family after they had mixed with a muggle.

              • #455443
                Anonymous
                Guest

                I meant she wasn’t wrong about the characterization of a tinpot dictator. Voldermort is insecure, trying to prove something, too stupid to solve any real problems, scapegoats people, and developed a cult of personality in spite of it by putting on bravado in a weak society.

                Rowling’s understanding of currency and schooling may have been bonkers, but she nailed that dictator profile.

              • #455453
                Anonymous
                Guest

                wtf is this image?

                • #455455
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  One of those "Bot vomits out a story" things. it’s called Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Appears To Be A Pile Of Ash. I think…

                  • #455482
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    I want to love luna good

                  • #455600
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    >Longbottom
                    >his bottom isn’t long
                    JK Rowling is a fucking hack.

                    • #455603
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      >cho chang
                      >asian girl that only dates white guys

                      >that fat black kid from prisoner of azkaban
                      >looks like the blackest kid in the world
                      >his two lines are "black could be anywhere" and "is among the darkest omens in our world"

                      >goblins
                      >love money like certain ethnic group
                      >curly hair, big noses, real ugly faces, exactly like certain ethnic group is portrayed often
                      >most willing to deceive and betray even those who save them, for material gain, like certain ethnic group
                      >david star at gringotts bank
                      You can tell she was heavely influenced by Raimi.

          • #455476
            Anonymous
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            Dude, just look at their uniforms. Yea sure, they did some stuff, but they had some really cool uniforms. Nazi’s were all about style

            • #455477
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Hugo Boss killed it

              • #455484
                Anonymous
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                reminder that the Hugo Boss corporation was merely conscripted to manufacture the uniforms, along with every other tailor in Germany.
                the uniforms were designed internally by a party officer with design experience, Karl Diebitsch.

                • #455494
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  that’s not a reminder as much as new information
                  thanks

          • #455530
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Yes the nazis were the only ones to ever use skull iconography in order to intimidate their enemies and definitely hasn’t been used by any military since then

    • #455386
      Anonymous
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      no gameplay discussion

    • #455401
      Anonymous
      Guest

      merula is old hat
      post the new blonde slytherin slut

    • #455415
      Anonymous
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      Congrats OP. Your post made me start replaying Hogwarts Mystery. This mobile garbage is the closest thing I’ve played to a visual novel. Can my fellow autists recommend anything similar? I have no experience with the genre. Is(was) Telltale shit any good?

    • #455433
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Can you actually be in a relationship with Merula and get her to admit she loves you yet, or are they STILL baiting it out?

      • #455437
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I think so. I also played to season 4 and I think the prom + the valentines has her saying that

      • #455447
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Merula shouts out that she’s dating you.

        • #455456
          Anonymous
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          […]

          Hey, Hogwarts Mystery is currently in year 7. Merula is canon legal now.

          Are people working on a backup of this game? I know the APK has been hacked, but are there any efforts to preserve this game so that it doesn’t get lost or deleted?

          • #455458
            Anonymous
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            Yes
            No
            Maybe
            I don’t know
            Can you repeat the question?

          • #455464
            Anonymous
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            There’s this one guy on the Ganker threads (tripfag called Griffin) who’s working on some sort of PC port, I think you can actually download it and play through some quests already, but I can’t give you any details since I never paid much attention to it.

    • #455449
      Anonymous
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      Why do wizards even adhere to muggle borders anyway? The wizard world map should be completely different considering considering how long ago they detached themselves from muggle society. Like just for one example, I guess the wizards in America in the 1770s just went along with the muggle war for independence and don’t consider themselves British anymore for some reason. It should be even messier in Europe, considering how often land has changed ownership over the centuries.

      • #455454
        Anonymous
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        Very little of the actual systemic stuff makes sense in HP. In Fantastic Beasts the American wizards had a black female president. In the 1920’s or something. But when someone hets arrested, the cop that did it says, "okay, kill them horrifically" and that was their legal process. Rowling is good at characters but AWFUL at settings.

        • #455457
          Anonymous
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          Black and female didn’t matter. All that did was that she’s a pureblood, or half-blood by way of immigrant parents, or a muggleborn orphan. As long as she’s compliant with Rappaport’s law how she looks is irrelevant.

          • #455463
            Anonymous
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            Oh you can pull that out your ass, but all we really see in HP is pettiness and racism and we’re given no reason why wizards wouldn’t be racist towards akin, or wouldn’t be sexist. Everything about them backwards if not almost primitive and self-centered. Their institutions seem designed only to support people who steal from them. They are the furthest, absolute furthest thing from egalitarian.

            Tell me there’s a "Dingle’s Law" as an excuse if you want, bur it’s abaolutely not the peoples Rawling wrote.

            • #455470
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >but all we really see in HP is pettiness and racism
              Yes, in regards to magical capability. That’s practically the entire source of conflict in the books, Voldemort and his followers believe wizards that only fuck other wizards are better stock than those that fuck muggles, the reality of the setting proves otherwise. Draco gave zero shits that Blaise was black, what mattered was that he wasn’t a muggleborn.

              >we’re given no reason why wizards wouldn’t be racist towards akin, or wouldn’t be sexist
              Because wizards like clinging to the words of those that came before them, and none of the four founders of Hogwarts said anything like "darkies suck at magic" or "women should stick to casting kitchen spells". Voldemort is very literally just running around operating on Salazar’s philosophies regarding muggleborns and magic potential.

              • #455472
                Anonymous
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                There’s not logic behind racism. It’s all juat basic heuristics. Like if you see a dude in worn out clothes pushing a cart, you assume he’s homeless because your monkey brain has to make jusgements about things and it usea whatever context it can grab. Racists just happen to rely on skin color to build hueristics.

                Assuming all muggles are bad at magic is that exact same kind of heuristic. Since so many wizards think like that, it means they’re the types to feel comfortable making broad, negative generalizations about people for something like where they’re from, what color their hair is, their gender, and whatever. It’s chimp stuff. It’s super basic.

                You can’t have a society where half of everyone assumes that the British have bad teeth WHILE GOING TO SCHOOL WITH BRITISH KIDS WHO JAVE GOOD TEETH, and also say, "Yeah, these people are too sophisticated to see race."

                The people in HP have barely climbed down from the goddamned trees, they are racist little shits as practically written law.

                • #455474
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  >Assuming all muggles are bad at magic is that exact same kind of heuristic.
                  It’s not an assumption though. Muggles are bad at magic because they can’t cast it. At all. They can’t even see Hogwarts.

                  Besides, racism is such a muggle concept, one that is too small time for wizards, that’s why wizards are speciesist. Why be small time hating on dark skinned wizards when you can hate the entirety of the Goblin race?

                  • #455479
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    There are Muggles at the school casting magic perfectly fine, doing better than Malfoy at it, yet he and all his goons sit there going, "Oh yeah, Hermione can’t do spells because she’s a Muggle".

                    Yeah most Muggles can’t do magic but them holding on to the blatant, racist denial proves that as a people they are not somehow above the reptilian instinct to generalize about people and then marginalize people over those generalizations.

                    • #455485
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      They also forget about Squibs, even pure bloods who can’t cast shit

                    • #455492
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      >There are Muggles at the school casting magic perfectly fine
                      There aren’t. There’s muggleborns casting at the school, but it has zero muggles.
                      If you’re gonna argue dumb shit like this the least you can do is get the jargon right.

                      • #455502
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        Whatever. The point is they generalize about where Hermione comes from in spite of clear evidwncw their generalizations are wrong, and they don’t re-evaluate their beliefs. They aren’t depicted as being above judging people by broad or even incorrect heuristics.

                        An "obviously racist" people who never actually do any racism. Got anything concrete to support your headcanon?

                        It’s not about canon, it’s about Rawling being bad at writing settings. You just can’t have basic retard racism as a CORE plot conflict, but then be like, "Oh but also my characters don’t see race because reasons". If anything I’d expect wizards to be more blood-obsessed and talk down on people for minor facial features because it implies which Wizard family you came from.

                      • #455521
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        >Whatever. The point is they generalize about where Hermione comes from in spite of clear evidwncw their generalizations are wrong, and they don’t re-evaluate their beliefs.

                        When did facts ever change the minds of bigots? Fuck, it took Voldemort personally disgracing his parents, their staggering downfall, and trying to use him as a sacrificial pawn to get Malfoy to even begin to think that maybe he was supporting the wrong side. Even at the very end, he fought for Voldemort, and never really changed to the other side, just finally decided not to fight for Voldemort when he had no wand and Harry saved him from the room of death. Crabbe and Goyle literally never learned it.

                      • #455529
                        Anonymous
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                        That’s what I’m saying! Reality is not going to change the mind of a bigot. If Malfoy is going to insist Hermione sucks at magic while she cleans house and beats him at every exam, how is the author going to turn around and tell me 1920’s Wizard America elected a black female president before they even conceived of habeus corpus. It’s inane.

                        You show up to a high society party with a nose sloped 2 degrees the wrong way and they whine you’re a descendent from Dorblo’s line, but they just do not, DO NOT make negative generalizations about skim color.

                        Gender I’ll buy. You probably get cursed by Baba Yaga only so many times before you stop telling her to stay in the kitchen. But 1920’s America not bwing racst demands an explanation, and probably one where magic Africa delivered an absolute ass whooping to someone. Even then, they’d still be generalizing about skin, just differently.

                      • #455545
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        Well, Rowling probably doesn’t know America very well, and England is much less racist than America is. London, where Rowling lived for a long time, is an incredibly diverse city. She likely just threw it out there without thinking. I don’t think the wizarding would could really survive being racist and the magic nature of their families. There’d be so few wizards who liked each other, that they’d have no society. Plus, a group you hear about several times in the books is the ancient Egyptian wizards, and are much more in touch with their past like back 1000 years, so their civilizations nearer to the middle east and africa where man began and spread, so they probably just focus on Muggle/Wizard.

                      • #455522
                        Anonymous
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                        The books always depict it as a pride thing. The Slytherins don’t pretend that Hermione isn’t good at magic. They get angry because they feel the purebloods should be better at it.

                      • #455525
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        We never hear about Hermione being "good at magic" though, just more studious. She doesn’t cast faster or produce better spells or anything like that. Hell, Harry technically has a better showing of being better at magic since he managed to summon his broom to his hand on the first try.

                      • #455531
                        Anonymous
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                        Yes, and Hermione admits that he’s a better wizard than she is. She’s just much smarter and studies harder. She’s really good at magic, but Harry is better.

                      • #455537
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        >Hermione admits that he’s a better wizard than she is
                        When did this happen? Harry’s biggest talent review is that he’s mediocre at everything except flying, and the only reason she ran circles on Hermione in potions class was because of Snape’s book.

                      • #455550
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        The whole "why Harry should be the DA teacher thing" she tells him that he’s a much better wizard, and that she’s just cleverness. Harry’s no Dumbledore, but he’s not bad. He can cast a shitload of spells many can’t, and has a full-bodied patronus, which impresses even folks from the ministry. I’m not saying harry is top notch, but he’s a high-tier wizard.

                      • #455560
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        >and the only reason she ran circles on Hermione in potions class was because of Snape’s book.
                        >standard-issue manuals say to cut shelled nuts with a knife.
                        I had forgotten about this scene. More Wizard retardedness.

                      • #455563
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        Snape should have made bank by writing his own potions book and making his students buy it, like real world professors do.

                      • #455566
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        It’s not a nut, it’s a bean. The bean is even described as looking like an oversized mistletoe berry.

                    • #455496
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      No there are "mudbloods", wizards with muggle parents. Half-bloods, children with a wizard and muggle parents, and purebloods, with all wizard parents. Voldemort tried to enforce similar to a "one drop" rule for wizarding pureblood, but had to accept there wasn’t enough pureblood families to pull it off totally but still felt it was the ideal, even though he was a half-blood himself.
                      Muggles cannot use any magic.
                      Squibs are children born to 2 wizards but are unable to use magic.

                      • #455501
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        >Half-bloods, children with a wizard and muggle parents
                        Half-bloods are actually magic casters born with at least one muggle parent OR grandparent. Don’t ask why grandparents figure into that shit, that’s just the (arguably dumb) word of Rowling.
                        she also retardedly brought genetics into it by saying muggleborns/mudloods exist because somewhere up their family tree is a squib for an ancestor.

                      • #455504
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        >Don’t ask why grandparents figure into that shit
                        Genes can "skip" a generation

                      • #455517
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        We both know that’s stupid in this situation. I mean, look at the Weasleys here. According to Rowling’s definition Ron and Hermione’s kids are half-bloods, but Harry and Ginny’s are purebloods..

                      • #455507
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        Didn’t know about the grandparent thing, thanks!

                • #455480
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  JK Rowling is not subtle in her writing at all and is a feminist. If wizarding society had sexism/racism, it would have absolutely come up in the books. Someone would have told Hermione "you’re to stupid to figure out that spell because you are a girl" or something equally on the nose. There isn’t any instance of such things in canon. Muggle hate has supplanted all other hates. It’s the same logic as in sci-fi, where humanity unites because there are aliens to be racist against now. Muggles are a bigger "other" to wizards than black people.

                  • #455486
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    >and is a feminist
                    Um sweetie, let’s unpack this.

                  • #455489
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    What about m*dbloods
                    That’s kinda like racism

                  • #455490
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    I get the Word of God said Wizards aren’t racist but I’m telling you were are shown an obviously racist people in every single book. Assuming all humanity would unite against a common threat is also pretty naieve even if it’s an uplifting story beat.

                    • #455493
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      An "obviously racist" people who never actually do any racism. Got anything concrete to support your headcanon?

                • #455506
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  >There’s no logic behind racism

                  Why do liars like you exist? Why do you adhere to a 100 year old socialist philosophy that is provably and evidently false across the globe? Race and violent crime rates against the innocent haven’t budged since we started recording them. One race in particular commits the majority of violent crimes per capita, one race commits the fewest per capita. The others are in between. EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

                  Why do you refuse to accept the data? It’s the same pattern throughout all of human history. It correlates to IQ, success, impulse control, etc… it’s all the same reoccurring pattern and you ZOGGITES insist all human beings are the same and that genetics us arbitrary.

                  The structure of the human brain is a delicate construction, the DNA that can give you entirely different skin, bones, and facial features, body chemistry, etc.. is not some tiny inconsequential footnote to your genetics. It’s a massive difference.

                  Watson and Crick had their accolades stripped away due to taboo fearing cocksucking faggots like you.

                  • #455510
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    Sir this is a thread about a Harry Potter mobile game

                  • #455520
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    You posted a webm of someone doing their last parade rest before they retire from like, 40 years of active service next to an entire platoon’s parade, truly impressive evidence of races being different.

                  • #455595
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    ok

        • #455460
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >American wizards had a black female president. In the 1920’s
          It’s annoying casting for real world reasons, but this doesn’t annoy me as far as canon goes. It’s pretty clear in the books that wizards have prejudice against muggles and magical creatures instead of racism, which isn’t really a thing there.

        • #455462
          Anonymous
          Guest

          there’s canonically an african school, their lore is incredible.
          >At an International Symposium of Animagi held in or around 2016, the Uagadou School Team attracted a lot of press when their display of synchronised transformations nearly caused a riot. Many older and more experienced witches and wizards felt threatened by teenagers who could transform at will into elephants and cheetahs, and Adrian Tutley (whose animagus form was a gerbil) lodged a formal complaint with the International Confederation of Wizards.
          >Uagadou students were famously skilled in Astronomy, Alchemy and Self-Transfiguration. Wands were primarily a European invention, and although African wizards did adopt them as useful tools, Uagadou students preferred to cast spells simply by pointing their fingers or through other types of hand gestures. This technique gave them a sturdy line of defence when accused of breaking the International Statute of Secrecy (they could say they were simply making a random gesture and not intending to do magic).

          • #455469
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >Uagadou students preferred to cast spells simply by pointing their fingers
            If I were at Hogwarts, I would seriously consider transferring to the African wizarding school just to learn how to be able to cast killing spells with finger guns.

    • #455450
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’m convinced this game was made using The Sims 3.

    • #455459
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Haha imagine

    • #455465
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Merula is love!

    • #455467
      Anonymous
      Guest

      NO MERULA DON’T DO IT. DON’T STUFF MY BALLS YOUR PUSSY IT HURTS OW OW OW!

    • #455471
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Imagine raping Merula

      • #455475
        Anonymous
        Guest

        She’s doing the raping, anon

        • #455611
          Anonymous
          Guest

          beta male thinking

    • #455478
      Anonymous
      Guest

      i just want a good harry potter rpg brehs.

      • #455481
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Just wait for Hogwarts Legacy mah nigga

        • #455497
          Anonymous
          Guest

          one of the only things i wanted was going through all the years and hogwarts legacy already confirmed they’re skipping that by having the pc be a late transfer student.

          • #455499
            Anonymous
            Guest

            will there at least be waifus

          • #455505
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >student Bellatrix
            SEX
            Not to say that the adult version isn’t great either.

          • #455523
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Lily is my favorite here, but I don’t think she’s "simp over her for decades" level cute.

          • #455524
            Anonymous
            Guest

            i STILL cant get over how luna lovegood’s actor hit the wall at the speed of light

            • #455526
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >pansy park
              She looked like shit in the movies

              • #455532
                Anonymous
                Guest

                She’s described as ugly in the books too. She’s semi-cute in that pic, but in the books, they describe her as having a piglike snout, IIRC.

              • #455536
                Anonymous
                Guest

                >She looked like shit in the movies

                because she’s a child actor dumbass. she and her teenage actor grew up to be 10/10s

                and that’s a good pic of luna’s actor, there’s others where she is pure, unadulterated JUST

                >there’s others where she is pure, unadulterated JUST

                someone post it

                • #455539
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  I would, but I’m rangebanned from posting images.

                  • #455548
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    found it

                    You can’t? She just looks like an adult version of the slightly disproportioned girl she was.

                    >She just looks like an adult version of the slightly disproportioned girl she was.

                    lmaaoo

                    • #455556
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      If you thought child Luna was attractive, that’s on you. She was always ugly, you just didn’t realize it.

                      • #455559
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        yeah, i was gonna say she looked kinda weird to me

                      • #455596
                        Anonymous
                        Guest
                      • #455598
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        You can perhaps say that Luna could have cast a spell to make herself more attractive, but in reality couldn’t she and the rest of the "wizards" have cast themselves out of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

                        Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody – just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

                        >a-at least the books were good though

                        "No!"

                        The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

                        I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling’s mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

                    • #455558
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      Jesus, even the female one is balding.

                    • #455573
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      I never knew Daniel Radcliffe was 5"5′

            • #455528
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Did Pansy actually show up in the movies? I don’t remember that character at all.

              • #455534
                Anonymous
                Guest

                I think she’s in Draco’s group in some of the earlier movies.
                Can”t remember if she has any lines at all.

              • #455538
                Anonymous
                Guest

                she’s a background character in the movies. she has a fanbase specifically because of how little content she actually had, so people just write their own ocs in over her.

              • #455541
                Anonymous
                Guest
                • #455547
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  la creatura del las mazmorras serpentinas verdes…

                • #455549
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  That’s Pansy 2, played by Scarlet Byrne. The Pansy in

                  i STILL cant get over how luna lovegood’s actor hit the wall at the speed of light

                  was played by Genevieve Gaunt.

                  • #455554
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    oh thank you. I swear i was going insane

            • #455533
              Anonymous
              Guest

              and that’s a good pic of luna’s actor, there’s others where she is pure, unadulterated JUST

            • #455542
              Anonymous
              Guest

              You can’t? She just looks like an adult version of the slightly disproportioned girl she was.

            • #455580
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Almost all of the HP actresses aged like shit truth be told.

      • #455487
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Me too. I hope Hogwarts Legacy is good.

      • #455579
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Finds some players and get into trpgs

    • #455483
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Can you actually date her?

      • #455498
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Yes

    • #455495
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Imagine shilling for an SF mobage studio 3 years past relevancy

    • #455500
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Fuck it, post em’

      • #455503
        Anonymous
        Guest
      • #455543
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >unyielding 14.5 inches

      • #455551
        Anonymous
        Guest
      • #455553
        Anonymous
        Guest
      • #455561
        Anonymous
        Guest
    • #455508
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >tfw too retarded to get Merula’s game working on pc

      • #455511
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >on pc

      • #455512
        Anonymous
        Guest

        turns out every major android emulator was riddled with malware anyway.
        Get yourself a cheap tablet, Merula deserves it!

        • #455514
          Anonymous
          Guest

          There’s some way to do it on pc. Go to /hpg/ on Ganker

          • #455518
            Anonymous
            Guest

            That way was through android emulators, which we now know are comprimised.

            • #455599
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Huh? I still use Nox and never had any problems

    • #455509
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #455513
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Did anyone bother saving the rest?

      • #455515
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Whoever made this has never spoken to an actual person.

        • #455519
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Did you think Merula was an actual person?

      • #455516
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Post more it’s hard to find these without going through hundreds of archived threads and that’s just Ganker

        • #455535
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Use the booru.

          • #455552
            Anonymous
            Guest

            i already checked the snyde booru it’s missing a lot a random google drive someone posted had more

    • #455527
      Anonymous
      Guest

      […]

      The only people who give a fuck are people who have never done anything worthwhile whatsoever in their life, and know they never will. They literally have nothing to try and claim superiority over anyone else in any way except their skin, something they had nothing to do with. "I may be a complete loser and worthless bigot, but at least I claim I’m better than black people!". All women would choose a black person, or even a dog over you. Most people would choose literally anyone else over you as a friend. Enjoy your "superiority"!

    • #455540
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Was Pansy originally intended to be Hermione’s nemesis but then that plotline got dropped or something? I had honestly forgotten she was even a character until now.

    • #455544
      Anonymous
      Guest

      who won, harry or dracoy?

      • #455546
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Well, Astoria’s dead from Wizard tuberculosis so…..

    • #455567
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Nah, imagine raping merula brah

    • #455575
      Anonymous
      Guest

      rape implies I would not like it

    • #455577
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Really, going from being able to shit anywhere with no downsides (instant magic cleanup) to having to shit in a toilet seems like a backwards move to me.

      • #455578
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Its assimilation to how muggles live in the event that you have to deal with them.

      • #455583
        Anonymous
        Guest

        pooping your pants before cleaning it up seems kinda nasty. Couldn’t wizards just magic the poop away while it’s still in their bowels?

        • #455585
          Anonymous
          Guest

          They could have been squatting. Would be pretty easy to do if you just gotta pull up your wizard robe.

          • #455587
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Wizards wear underwear. This is evidenced by the fact that they have people in a movement that’s trying to convince other wizards to go commando (FART).

    • #455590
      Anonymous
      Guest

      You two should just fuck already

    • #455594
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Everyone always says guns are super effective against the average wizard, so why don’t muggle born wizards use them, especially in the all out war scenario of the later books? I get that pureblood wizards don’t really know what they are, but muggleborns lived in the real world for their entire childhoods so they should definitely know. It would be easy to grab some with magic, even in England.

      • #455597
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >just grab some guns with magic, bro
        What, and bypass the need for a loicense? That’s not the British way.

    • #455602
      Anonymous
      Guest

      What’s happening in the story right now?
      I know we can become Merula’s boyfriend now but what else?

    • #455604
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >only turbovirgins idolize sex

    • #455606
      Anonymous
      Guest

      it’s too bad you guys aren’t true bullychads

      • #455609
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >bullying the weak
        Pathetic. True SnakeCHADS bully the strong to better themselves. There’s no benefit to punching down.

        • #455610
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >There’s no benefit to punching down.
          that’s where idiots like you are totally wrong

          • #455612
            Anonymous
            Guest

            I kneel, fighting king.

    • #455608
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Voldemort would have been way cooler as an actual lich instead of the discount version he ended up as.

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