is soulsborne the shittiest genre ever manifested? i think it is!

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    • #432201
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      is soulsborne the shittiest genre ever manifested? i think it is!

    • #432202
      Anonymous
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      • #432204
        Anonymous
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        sekiro is the exception. that at least is an original game

        • #432205
          Anonymous
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          and demons souls isnt?

        • #432211
          Anonymous
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          same shit

        • #432213
          Anonymous
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          >that at least is an original game
          Literally everything about it but the combat is the same, and the combat is actually a fucking downgrade because they took away all your options and gave you Rock, Paper, Scissors.

          • #432228
            Anonymous
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            What in the fuck are you talking about lmao none of that describes Sekiro

            • #432234
              Anonymous
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              >Barely functional AI goes through rigid combat patterns while you spam attack and block unless a spooky red word appears over their head, in which case you either jump on their head like Mario or i-frame into them and motorboat their muddy-textured tits
              >All reward for exploration is removed, all you get is poptarts and, if it’s christmas, a new tool that’s only worth shit against a very situational enemy or attack

              • #432323
                Anonymous
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                >Barely functional AI goes through rigid combat patterns while you spam attack and block unless a spooky red word appears over their head, in which case you either jump on their head like Mario or i-frame into them and motorboat their muddy-textured tits
                sounds better than spam R1 + stagger 90% of enemies in dork souls

      • #432209
        Anonymous
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        >shit like Kiseki and Neptunia get free pass here all the time
        This board is so fucking shit. If a game isn’t made by Nintendo or a JRPG movie with waifufaggotry, it’ll be considered as bad here.

        • #432267
          Anonymous
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          Look no further than the recent turn on soulsborne and New Vegas to see the rampant faggotry by zoomers spamming wojacks and frogs. Now I’m not saying either series is perfect by any means, but both were very heavily lauded here and threads on them USED to be some of the best and most civil around. Now they’re literally just falseflag farms for greedy (You) mongers who parrot whatever bashing points will get the hive here to agree with them or rattle off the hot takes. It really is quite pathetic.

        • #432283
          Anonymous
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          >If a game isn’t made by Nintendo or a JRPG movie with waifufaggotry, it’ll be considered as bad here.
          Unironically yes. Fuck western trannyshit and boring "soulslike".

          • #432286
            Anonymous
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            kekd

      • #432216
        Anonymous
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        >1/4th the cod games
        >all souls games including one that doesn’t come out for 3 months
        based retard.

      • #432223
        Anonymous
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        low IQ retard

      • #432230
        Anonymous
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        goes back further actually since souls is just 3rd person king’s field

      • #432263
        Anonymous
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        cod = not fun
        souls = fun

      • #432270
        Anonymous
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        >THEYRE THE SAME THING CAUSE I SAID SO
        your reductionist brain will be your undoing

      • #432275
        Anonymous
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        Literally me.

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        Anonymous
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      • #432295
        Anonymous
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        This but unironically and not because I’m being ironic but because the Souls series is fucking fantastic and outside of DS2 has upped the ante. Which has culminated into Elden Ring. If most of the Fromsoft games were dog shut in everything but muh graphics this meme would have a point.

        • #432296
          Anonymous
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          Unironically a snoy american

        • #432297
          Anonymous
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          Imagine being born with Queenly genetics, and then scribbling on your body like it’s a school desk.

      • #432324
        Anonymous
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        goddamn these games are amazing. it’s a shame sekiro was on-rails shit with a defined MC and elden ring is going full ubisoft.

    • #432203
      Anonymous
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      no, it would be the jrpg

      • #432208
        Anonymous
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        wrong because at least jrpgs give us cooma every now and then

        • #432221
          Anonymous
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          why would i play those shitty games when i could just find fanart?
          retard

          • #432222
            Anonymous
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            Playing a girl’s game before you fap to her gives you a richer, more contextual fap. You’re emotionally invested in the character to some degree. It’s the same thing as doujins having plot.

            • #432224
              Anonymous
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              >retarded psychobabble
              don’t care, never gonna play jarpigs

              • #432226
                Anonymous
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                good for you, but when did I wander into your blog?

            • #432298
              Anonymous
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              I agree with the h-game trash having this but doujins are irredeemable trash, you people don’t seriously read the text right?

              • #432302
                Anonymous
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                >he doesn’t read doujins for the plot

                • #432310
                  Anonymous
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                  kek, carry on sir, it takes some quality autism to be aroused by that trash

                  • #432320
                    Anonymous
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                    Hey man, I just prefer it when the premise is interesting.

              • #432305
                Anonymous
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                https://exhentai.org/g/164029/2603bb4efe/
                This series is a good read

      • #432316
        Anonymous
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        tranny hands typed this

      • #432321
        Anonymous
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        It’s this, themepark MMOs or multiplayer only matchmaking with dailies / weeklies and other grindy shit

    • #432206
      Anonymous
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      I really don’t understand why Soulsborne triggers Nintentrannies so much. The first Dark Souls ended up being a better successor to OOT than SS although the latter was shilled and fellated to death in 2011 by paid journos and blind fanboys.

      • #432218
        Anonymous
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        >The first Dark Souls ended up being a better successor to OOT
        why are soulspergs like that

      • #432220
        Anonymous
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        >WOAH THIS GAME HAS Z-TARGETING, IT’S A SPIRITUAL SUCCESSOR TO OOT

        • #432231
          Anonymous
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          do you fucking even know how to read??

      • #432306
        Anonymous
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        >no mention of nintendo at all in op
        Rent free

      • #432328
        Anonymous
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        hi OP

        • #432330
          Anonymous
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          hello

    • #432207
      Anonymous
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      Trying a bit too hard lad

      • #432210
        Anonymous
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        name literally one worse genre. go ahead ill wait.

        • #432214
          Anonymous
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          Grand strategy
          “Story” Games such as telltale games and life is strange
          Idle games

          • #432229
            Anonymous
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            Grand Strategy games are literally some of the highest IQ required games in history, I bet you would get filtered by the simpliest of them all, Paradox revolutionized strategy and you act like it can even be considered bad? Wow

            • #432235
              Anonymous
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              >actually read tooltips
              >comprehend basic math
              >optimize accordingly
              wow so hard

            • #432237
              Anonymous
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              Map painting simulator

    • #432212
      Anonymous
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      god she’s ugly

      • #432215
        Anonymous
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        shes cute and you are devoid of taste.

        • #432256
          Anonymous
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          is movie any good ?

          • #432257
            Anonymous
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            yeah, its good. i found it a bit overstuffed thematically (its like a cross between "under the skin" and "another year") but its flaws are easy to overlook. doona bae is fantastic in it. if you like movies with a melancholy, bittersweet mood, give it a watch.

          • #432301
            Anonymous
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            It’s one of Koreeda’s weaker ones. It’s not a horny movie or a comedy, so don’t go into it thinking that. It’s a drama.

        • #432262
          Anonymous
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          it’s really surprising, she’s Objectively ugly, there’s no denying in there.
          but she still manages to make my dick rook hard

          • #432265
            Anonymous
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            she gets naked more than once in the film. great body, great face, shes the complete package unlike the soulsbourne genre.

            • #432287
              Anonymous
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              >shes the complete package unlike the soulsbourne genre.

            • #432313
              Anonymous
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              Name? Link to her nudes?

    • #432217
      Anonymous
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      garbage

      • #432236
        Anonymous
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        >black knight halberd
        >that massive health bar
        >that large stamina bar
        You’re overleveled. Any rpg will get piss easy if you overlevel your character.

        • #432266
          Anonymous
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          >DS2 IS GARBAGE BECAUSE LIFEGEMS LITERALLY INFINITE HEALTH
          >btw popping 99 humanities in ds1 pvp 🙂

          • #432290
            Anonymous
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            Who are you quoting?

            • #432293
              Anonymous
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              The entire DS community

              • #432326
                Anonymous
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                Is this "DS community" in room right now?

          • #432325
            Anonymous
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            No one brought up DS2 you fucking retard. Dude was pointing out that the character in the webm was way over leveled for that boss fight.

      • #432261
        Anonymous
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        This webm never fails to make me laugh.

    • #432225
      Anonymous
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      I can understand hating the dark souls fanbase because they can really be the biggest cocksuckers in the gaming world, but the games themselves are really enjoyable and if you’re avoiding them/hating them for the sake of being a contrarian then you’re missing out.

      • #432227
        Anonymous
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        >but the games themselves are really enjoyable
        I think they’re clunky and slow, and that the difficulty and satisfaction of beating them is massively overstated. Never mind the fact that not a single Souls game is actually finished.

        • #432232
          Anonymous
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          >I think they’re clunky and slow
          But that’s the point. It was never meant be like fast paced action games like dmc. You had to put some thought into your movements because (for the most part) you can’t animation cancel

          • #432240
            Anonymous
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            >It’s supposed to be slow and shitty
            I’m not asking for DMC. Nioh manages to be more methodical unless you grind your ass off and spam sloth talismans, while still keeping the combat fast and fluid enough so as not to induce a coma.
            >You had to put some thought into your movements
            You roll into any attack that happens and run away if the enemy goes into its 3 second long casting animation into cumzone magic attack.

          • #432241
            Anonymous
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            >You had to put some thought into your movements because (for the most part) you can’t animation cancel

            That would make sense if they were deep, but since there are only 6 moves (in which only two are good) the decision making is pretty simple
            You either have depth or the game is fast, a fast game makes decision making difficult and can be simple, a slow game NEEDS to be deep, soulsgames aren’t deep, so they are super boring

            • #432242
              Anonymous
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              I wish if Nioh have pvp

              • #432243
                Anonymous
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                Nioh has pvp, it sucked and the only people that bothered with it were friends with something to prove.

                • #432245
                  Anonymous
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                  I didn now this. Can i watch some pvp videos on youtube ?

                  • #432246
                    Anonymous
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                    >Can i watch some pvp videos on youtube ?
                    You need my permission?

                    • #432250
                      Anonymous
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                      I want some good one.

                      • #432251
                        Anonymous
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                        There’s two kinds of PvP, one where you have access to your gear and all the good shit that comes with it such as enchantments, and the one where you both just get basic gear and rely on skill.
                        Both were still shit, take the lag spikes in Souls pvp and apply it to much faster combat.
                        https://youtu.be/vcXYgpA3jjA
                        https://youtu.be/uAOYsFiCNkY

                      • #432253
                        Anonymous
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                        pvp is never good in jap games because they can’t write good netcode to uphold their family’s honor

                      • #432254
                        Anonymous
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                        PvP is never good in any game not actually primarily designed for it, never mind who made it.

                      • #432255
                        Anonymous
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                        one of the actual reasons for this is most jap companies and therefore most jap devs refuse anything that wasnt made there, if its not japanese it doesnt matter, it doesnt matter to them that Western game devs have made superior netcode for years, and all the internal testing they do will be within Japan, so say the netcode works from one end of the country to the other thats good enough, except Japan is smaller than California so the netcode is often garbage on the world scale

                      • #432268
                        Anonymous
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                        pvp is only good in balanced games, but balanced games are boring as hell unless they are actually too hard for autismos, which make them too hard to be fun to begin with (see chess or go)

                  • #432248
                    Anonymous
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                    No you cannot, now go to bed

              • #432244
                Anonymous
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                ????? I was talking in general, for example strategy games can be turn based or real time… but turn based with lack of depth just doesn’t work, real time usually are simple but they demand more fast decision making, its like blitz chess or tournament chess

    • #432233
      Anonymous
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      What a weird film, Air doll. Creates fear of bellybutton

      • #432239
        Anonymous
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        fear? it correctly identifies the belly button as an erogenous zone. why would that make you afraid

    • #432238
      Anonymous
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      Metroidvanias are worse

      • #432311
        Anonymous
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        I think thats actually one of the worst ones. Very disharmonious.

      • #432331
        Anonymous
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        Why the autistic rage ane hatred for metroid recently?

    • #432247
      Anonymous
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      Single player MMO like Dragon’s Dogma is

      • #432249
        Anonymous
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        is the best genre. i agree.

    • #432252
      Anonymous
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      I don’t particularly care one way or another about Demons Souls and its spawn, but I care that almost every fucking action game under the sun since has had a stupid-ass stamina meter. I’m glad Stranger of Paradise is doing away with it, it was the thing holding Nioh back the most

    • #432258
      Anonymous
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      Hating Popular Things Doesn’t Make You an Interesting Person

      • #432259
        Anonymous
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        yes it fucking does.

        • #432332
          Anonymous
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          >Exclaims the "epic and hardcore" contrarian

      • #432264
        Anonymous
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        It actually does. A person who hates a popular thing and is willing to go into depth about it is 10x more interesting to listen too than another mindless drone.

        • #432314
          Anonymous
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          You have nothing of value to support your subpar opinion

    • #432260
      Anonymous
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      if the game is kino it’s good
      if it’s not then it’s boring

      BR is still the worst genre for me

    • #432269
      Anonymous
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      Sports games

    • #432273
      Anonymous
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      Dark Souls is the only game I’ve ever seen where the fans can’t decide if it’s an effortless cake walk or the most difficult, genre busting experience in human history.

      • #432277
        Anonymous
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        It just requires patience and some determination

      • #432278
        Anonymous
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        It’s an easy way to figure out who has halfway decent pattern recognition skills and who doesn’t.

      • #432279
        Anonymous
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        Its super easy if you know what you are doing, which any RPG gamer can easily understand, the thing is that DS games came with the snoys first PS3 buy, so they got in a game they didn’t understand shit and became the flagship of their console, like some people got through the entire DS franchise without knowing what to do with twink titanites…

      • #432280
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        Skill issue
        I’m not the best at the genre so there are plenty of difficult parts to me and I die a lot. A friend of mine is used to fast action games so rolling around everywhere is not a problem for him, he thinks the game is easy. A super normies casual friend or mine barely progressed through it and sees it as nigh incompletable without no-lifing it.

        • #432282
          Anonymous
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          Fast action game unlock certain portions of your brain and then every action game becomes easy, its like going through your first fps competitive phase

      • #432281
        Anonymous
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        that’s because nuance is for fags

      • #432291
        Anonymous
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        every retard under the sun can beat dark souls, technically it does require "skills" but these skills are patience and perseverance, not dexterity, reactions or quick thinking

      • #432294
        Anonymous
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        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXpzrKWenRk
        LOOK AT THIS GURRRL SHE HAD SO MUCH FUN PLAYING HARD SOULS 🙂

      • #432304
        Anonymous
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        >Dark Souls is the only game I’ve ever seen where the fans can’t decide if it’s an effortless cake walk or the most difficult, genre busting experience in human history.

        The people who meme about this series of games being easy because of muh patients are shit posting. There’s plenty of hard games not named Dark Souls but these games hard. It’s why people keep screaming for easy mode every god damn time a new one drops. The people who brag about first timing Nameless King are fucking 10 year olds.

        • #432307
          Anonymous
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          Journalists scream for easy gamemode because its part of the falseflag leading to convince people that DS is a hard game, journalists haven’t played games outside of RDR or GTA5 because their job is to play games that paid to get shills

        • #432309
          Anonymous
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          good to know you admit losing this mental intelligence battle. since you provided no counter-argument to my argument, i have no choice but to accept my victory and proceed to proudly declare that i OWN you :3

    • #432274
      Anonymous
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      It’s reaching critical mass for sure, but I think half the people that talk about it haven’t even played it. They just jump in on the convo to fit in. I’d rather have soulsbourne copies than more fpshitter garbage

    • #432284
      Anonymous
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      Somebody got filtered tonight and is mad af.

    • #432285
      Anonymous
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      Hahaha that is my favorite movie ;3

      • #432288
        Anonymous
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        good taste anon.

    • #432292
      Anonymous
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      I respect dark souls 1 for what it is in a vacuum but fuck those devs for making the same thing again and again and fuck any dev that does that same dont @ me

    • #432299
      Anonymous
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      Dark Souls got popular in the USA because USA never had knights and shit in their history, so its the closer to them to have something like that

      • #432300
        Anonymous
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        Braindead take, dark souls was also popular in Europe

        • #432303
          Anonymous
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          name 20 countries

      • #432308
        Anonymous
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        dark souls got popular because it was a well needed return to an old school philosophy of game design during a generation where games became more and more watered down to appeal to the largest audience possible (the birth of sony moviegames and nintendo going full waggle retard)

    • #432312
      Anonymous
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      Souls greatest sin is that it killed Armored Core.

    • #432315
      Anonymous
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      I think I would have enjoyed bb better if I never got good at fighting games. Fg’s taught me too many things that helped me too much

    • #432317
      Anonymous
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      That would be tower defense, VNs and anime arena fighters. If you think otherwise thanks for the (You)s, but you’re wrong.

    • #432318
      Anonymous
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      […]

      based

    • #432319
      Anonymous
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      […]

      >he thinks they care
      I’ve gotten week-long bans for posting images of a naked NPC from Witcher 1
      Not modded, nothing sexual, just a dryad. Even Twitchzoomers operate under less draconian laws than an 18+ imageboard.

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      Tits too small

    • #432327
      Anonymous
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      It’s not a genre.

    • #432334
      Anonymous
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      Diablo clones are worse

    • #432335
      Anonymous
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      Fromsoft isn’t the worst but they are starting to get on my shitlist. Elden Ring unironically looks like a dark souls 3 mod and I mean that. It has fucktons of copy/paste, more so than usual and it’s just fucking hilarious that there’s so many fromdrones already jizzing over elden ring and they’re actually happy that it’s just more of the exact same thing except you get a big empty map and a horse.

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