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is soulsborne the shittiest genre ever manifested? i think it is!
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sekiro is the exception. that at least is an original game
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and demons souls isnt?
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same shit
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>its totally the same
didnt play it or is an extreme retard
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>that at least is an original game
Literally everything about it but the combat is the same, and the combat is actually a fucking downgrade because they took away all your options and gave you Rock, Paper, Scissors.-
What in the fuck are you talking about lmao none of that describes Sekiro
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>Barely functional AI goes through rigid combat patterns while you spam attack and block unless a spooky red word appears over their head, in which case you either jump on their head like Mario or i-frame into them and motorboat their muddy-textured tits
>All reward for exploration is removed, all you get is poptarts and, if it’s christmas, a new tool that’s only worth shit against a very situational enemy or attack-
>Barely functional AI goes through rigid combat patterns while you spam attack and block unless a spooky red word appears over their head, in which case you either jump on their head like Mario or i-frame into them and motorboat their muddy-textured tits
sounds better than spam R1 + stagger 90% of enemies in dork souls
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>shit like Kiseki and Neptunia get free pass here all the time
This board is so fucking shit. If a game isn’t made by Nintendo or a JRPG movie with waifufaggotry, it’ll be considered as bad here.-
Look no further than the recent turn on soulsborne and New Vegas to see the rampant faggotry by zoomers spamming wojacks and frogs. Now I’m not saying either series is perfect by any means, but both were very heavily lauded here and threads on them USED to be some of the best and most civil around. Now they’re literally just falseflag farms for greedy (You) mongers who parrot whatever bashing points will get the hive here to agree with them or rattle off the hot takes. It really is quite pathetic.
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>thinks newvegas or dark souls 1 is good in 2021
>seethes when somebody realizes that they are dated as hell
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muh Ganker-core classics though
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Funnily enough F1 or F2 looks less dated because of the straight old-edge graphics, you just know you are getting into some old shit, meanwhile new vegas, f3 and DS1 are uncanny as hell
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>If a game isn’t made by Nintendo or a JRPG movie with waifufaggotry, it’ll be considered as bad here.
Unironically yes. Fuck western trannyshit and boring "soulslike".-
kekd
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>1/4th the cod games
>all souls games including one that doesn’t come out for 3 months
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low IQ retard
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goes back further actually since souls is just 3rd person king’s field
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cod = not fun
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>THEYRE THE SAME THING CAUSE I SAID SO
your reductionist brain will be your undoing -
Literally me.
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This but unironically and not because I’m being ironic but because the Souls series is fucking fantastic and outside of DS2 has upped the ante. Which has culminated into Elden Ring. If most of the Fromsoft games were dog shut in everything but muh graphics this meme would have a point.
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Unironically a snoy american
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Imagine being born with Queenly genetics, and then scribbling on your body like it’s a school desk.
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goddamn these games are amazing. it’s a shame sekiro was on-rails shit with a defined MC and elden ring is going full ubisoft.
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no, it would be the jrpg
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wrong because at least jrpgs give us cooma every now and then
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why would i play those shitty games when i could just find fanart?
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Playing a girl’s game before you fap to her gives you a richer, more contextual fap. You’re emotionally invested in the character to some degree. It’s the same thing as doujins having plot.
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>retarded psychobabble
don’t care, never gonna play jarpigs-
good for you, but when did I wander into your blog?
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I agree with the h-game trash having this but doujins are irredeemable trash, you people don’t seriously read the text right?
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>he doesn’t read doujins for the plot
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kek, carry on sir, it takes some quality autism to be aroused by that trash
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Hey man, I just prefer it when the premise is interesting.
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https://exhentai.org/g/164029/2603bb4efe/
This series is a good read
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tranny hands typed this
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It’s this, themepark MMOs or multiplayer only matchmaking with dailies / weeklies and other grindy shit
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I really don’t understand why Soulsborne triggers Nintentrannies so much. The first Dark Souls ended up being a better successor to OOT than SS although the latter was shilled and fellated to death in 2011 by paid journos and blind fanboys.
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>The first Dark Souls ended up being a better successor to OOT
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>WOAH THIS GAME HAS Z-TARGETING, IT’S A SPIRITUAL SUCCESSOR TO OOT
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do you fucking even know how to read??
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>no mention of nintendo at all in op
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hi OP
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hello
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Trying a bit too hard lad
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name literally one worse genre. go ahead ill wait.
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Grand strategy
“Story” Games such as telltale games and life is strange
Idle games-
Grand Strategy games are literally some of the highest IQ required games in history, I bet you would get filtered by the simpliest of them all, Paradox revolutionized strategy and you act like it can even be considered bad? Wow
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>actually read tooltips
>comprehend basic math
>optimize accordingly
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Map painting simulator
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god she’s ugly
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shes cute and you are devoid of taste.
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is movie any good ?
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yeah, its good. i found it a bit overstuffed thematically (its like a cross between "under the skin" and "another year") but its flaws are easy to overlook. doona bae is fantastic in it. if you like movies with a melancholy, bittersweet mood, give it a watch.
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It’s one of Koreeda’s weaker ones. It’s not a horny movie or a comedy, so don’t go into it thinking that. It’s a drama.
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it’s really surprising, she’s Objectively ugly, there’s no denying in there.
but she still manages to make my dick rook hard-
she gets naked more than once in the film. great body, great face, shes the complete package unlike the soulsbourne genre.
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>shes the complete package unlike the soulsbourne genre.
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Name? Link to her nudes?
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garbage
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>black knight halberd
>that massive health bar
>that large stamina bar
You’re overleveled. Any rpg will get piss easy if you overlevel your character.-
>DS2 IS GARBAGE BECAUSE LIFEGEMS LITERALLY INFINITE HEALTH
>btw popping 99 humanities in ds1 pvp 🙂-
Who are you quoting?
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The entire DS community
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Is this "DS community" in room right now?
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No one brought up DS2 you fucking retard. Dude was pointing out that the character in the webm was way over leveled for that boss fight.
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This webm never fails to make me laugh.
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I can understand hating the dark souls fanbase because they can really be the biggest cocksuckers in the gaming world, but the games themselves are really enjoyable and if you’re avoiding them/hating them for the sake of being a contrarian then you’re missing out.
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>but the games themselves are really enjoyable
I think they’re clunky and slow, and that the difficulty and satisfaction of beating them is massively overstated. Never mind the fact that not a single Souls game is actually finished.-
>I think they’re clunky and slow
But that’s the point. It was never meant be like fast paced action games like dmc. You had to put some thought into your movements because (for the most part) you can’t animation cancel-
>It’s supposed to be slow and shitty
I’m not asking for DMC. Nioh manages to be more methodical unless you grind your ass off and spam sloth talismans, while still keeping the combat fast and fluid enough so as not to induce a coma.
>You had to put some thought into your movements
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>You had to put some thought into your movements because (for the most part) you can’t animation cancel
That would make sense if they were deep, but since there are only 6 moves (in which only two are good) the decision making is pretty simple
You either have depth or the game is fast, a fast game makes decision making difficult and can be simple, a slow game NEEDS to be deep, soulsgames aren’t deep, so they are super boring-
I wish if Nioh have pvp
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Nioh has pvp, it sucked and the only people that bothered with it were friends with something to prove.
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I didn now this. Can i watch some pvp videos on youtube ?
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>Can i watch some pvp videos on youtube ?
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I want some good one.
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There’s two kinds of PvP, one where you have access to your gear and all the good shit that comes with it such as enchantments, and the one where you both just get basic gear and rely on skill.
Both were still shit, take the lag spikes in Souls pvp and apply it to much faster combat.
https://youtu.be/vcXYgpA3jjA
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pvp is never good in jap games because they can’t write good netcode to uphold their family’s honor
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PvP is never good in any game not actually primarily designed for it, never mind who made it.
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one of the actual reasons for this is most jap companies and therefore most jap devs refuse anything that wasnt made there, if its not japanese it doesnt matter, it doesnt matter to them that Western game devs have made superior netcode for years, and all the internal testing they do will be within Japan, so say the netcode works from one end of the country to the other thats good enough, except Japan is smaller than California so the netcode is often garbage on the world scale
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pvp is only good in balanced games, but balanced games are boring as hell unless they are actually too hard for autismos, which make them too hard to be fun to begin with (see chess or go)
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No you cannot, now go to bed
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????? I was talking in general, for example strategy games can be turn based or real time… but turn based with lack of depth just doesn’t work, real time usually are simple but they demand more fast decision making, its like blitz chess or tournament chess
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What a weird film, Air doll. Creates fear of bellybutton
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fear? it correctly identifies the belly button as an erogenous zone. why would that make you afraid
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Metroidvanias are worse
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I think thats actually one of the worst ones. Very disharmonious.
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Why the autistic rage ane hatred for metroid recently?
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Single player MMO like Dragon’s Dogma is
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is the best genre. i agree.
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I don’t particularly care one way or another about Demons Souls and its spawn, but I care that almost every fucking action game under the sun since has had a stupid-ass stamina meter. I’m glad Stranger of Paradise is doing away with it, it was the thing holding Nioh back the most
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Hating Popular Things Doesn’t Make You an Interesting Person
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yes it fucking does.
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>Exclaims the "epic and hardcore" contrarian
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It actually does. A person who hates a popular thing and is willing to go into depth about it is 10x more interesting to listen too than another mindless drone.
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You have nothing of value to support your subpar opinion
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if the game is kino it’s good
if it’s not then it’s boringBR is still the worst genre for me
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Sports games
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Dark Souls is the only game I’ve ever seen where the fans can’t decide if it’s an effortless cake walk or the most difficult, genre busting experience in human history.
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It just requires patience and some determination
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It’s an easy way to figure out who has halfway decent pattern recognition skills and who doesn’t.
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Its super easy if you know what you are doing, which any RPG gamer can easily understand, the thing is that DS games came with the snoys first PS3 buy, so they got in a game they didn’t understand shit and became the flagship of their console, like some people got through the entire DS franchise without knowing what to do with twink titanites…
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Skill issue
I’m not the best at the genre so there are plenty of difficult parts to me and I die a lot. A friend of mine is used to fast action games so rolling around everywhere is not a problem for him, he thinks the game is easy. A super normies casual friend or mine barely progressed through it and sees it as nigh incompletable without no-lifing it.-
Fast action game unlock certain portions of your brain and then every action game becomes easy, its like going through your first fps competitive phase
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that’s because nuance is for fags
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every retard under the sun can beat dark souls, technically it does require "skills" but these skills are patience and perseverance, not dexterity, reactions or quick thinking
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXpzrKWenRk
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>Dark Souls is the only game I’ve ever seen where the fans can’t decide if it’s an effortless cake walk or the most difficult, genre busting experience in human history.
The people who meme about this series of games being easy because of muh patients are shit posting. There’s plenty of hard games not named Dark Souls but these games hard. It’s why people keep screaming for easy mode every god damn time a new one drops. The people who brag about first timing Nameless King are fucking 10 year olds.
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Journalists scream for easy gamemode because its part of the falseflag leading to convince people that DS is a hard game, journalists haven’t played games outside of RDR or GTA5 because their job is to play games that paid to get shills
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good to know you admit losing this mental intelligence battle. since you provided no counter-argument to my argument, i have no choice but to accept my victory and proceed to proudly declare that i OWN you :3
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It’s reaching critical mass for sure, but I think half the people that talk about it haven’t even played it. They just jump in on the convo to fit in. I’d rather have soulsbourne copies than more fpshitter garbage
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Somebody got filtered tonight and is mad af.
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Hahaha that is my favorite movie ;3
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good taste anon.
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I respect dark souls 1 for what it is in a vacuum but fuck those devs for making the same thing again and again and fuck any dev that does that same dont @ me
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Dark Souls got popular in the USA because USA never had knights and shit in their history, so its the closer to them to have something like that
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Braindead take, dark souls was also popular in Europe
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name 20 countries
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dark souls got popular because it was a well needed return to an old school philosophy of game design during a generation where games became more and more watered down to appeal to the largest audience possible (the birth of sony moviegames and nintendo going full waggle retard)
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Souls greatest sin is that it killed Armored Core.
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I think I would have enjoyed bb better if I never got good at fighting games. Fg’s taught me too many things that helped me too much
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That would be tower defense, VNs and anime arena fighters. If you think otherwise thanks for the (You)s, but you’re wrong.
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I’ve gotten week-long bans for posting images of a naked NPC from Witcher 1
Not modded, nothing sexual, just a dryad. Even Twitchzoomers operate under less draconian laws than an 18+ imageboard. -
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Tits too small
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It’s not a genre.
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Diablo clones are worse
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Fromsoft isn’t the worst but they are starting to get on my shitlist. Elden Ring unironically looks like a dark souls 3 mod and I mean that. It has fucktons of copy/paste, more so than usual and it’s just fucking hilarious that there’s so many fromdrones already jizzing over elden ring and they’re actually happy that it’s just more of the exact same thing except you get a big empty map and a horse.
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