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    • #465281
      Anonymous
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      >it’s just Hitman
      >….but with hair

    • #465282
      Anonymous
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      Yes and?

    • #465283
      Anonymous
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      Bald people need to be fucking annihilated

      • #465284
        Anonymous
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        would you say it in his face?

        • #465325
          Anonymous
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          he’s a fucking manlet, so yes

      • #465291
        Anonymous
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        Bald men are fine as long as they don’t drag it out. Only faggots need hair, it’s a feminine thing.

        • #465293
          Anonymous
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          I like girls bald in the lower regions.

          • #465294
            Anonymous
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            Gayest take on this thread

            • #465296
              Anonymous
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              I like bald girls if they lean into a supervillain aesthetic.
              >Captcha: AYY PP

              >get so trigered that I had to reply twice
              Take your meds, faggot.

              • #465298
                Anonymous
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                >that I had to reply twice
                Is that a Freudian slip I see?

                • #465299
                  Anonymous
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                  did you get your mobile phone banned jet?

              • #465302
                Anonymous
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                What? I was being totally serious. I’d fuck Fem!Luthor any day of the week.

                • #465305
                  Anonymous
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                  Good for you if you like (female)Luthor. Though that doesn’t change that I don’t like female with pubes because these can really smell when you do sex.

                  • #465307
                    Anonymous
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                    No one cares. Feeling the need to justify yourself only makes you look insecure

                    • #465308
                      Anonymous
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                      >no one carid care because you’re were kind enough to reply to my post with faggatory. Now move along.

                      • #465310
                        Anonymous
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                        You’re welcome, anon. Proofreading is also a good thing to turn into a habit, by the by.

          • #465295
            Anonymous
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            I like bald girls if they lean into a supervillain aesthetic.
            >Captcha: AYY PP

            • #465304
              Anonymous
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              Bald girls are a rare thing, you got some pics?

    • #465285
      Anonymous
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      When has Bond used disguises?

      • #465288
        Anonymous
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        pretty much the entirety of On her majesty’s secret service when Bond was undercover.
        Also in You only live twice when Connery pretended to be Asian

        • #465301
          Anonymous
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          >ninja-slut love interest gets killed the night before the final battle
          >random other ninja slut becomes new love interest
          Was pretty weird

      • #465316
        Anonymous
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        This has to be the dumbest fucking comment I have ever read on Ganker and I’ve read some dumb fucking comments before

        >When does Bond ever use a disguise?

        All the fucking time? Do you think MI6 standard issue uniform is a fucking Tuxedo? You people need gassing.

        • #465319
          Anonymous
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          I like that Bond’s infiltrations are actually 99% confidence though. He barely bothers with a costume or a cover story. Most of the time he just marches in and nobody questions it, because he walks around like he owns the place.

          • #465321
            Anonymous
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            yeah. but he should use disguises more any way. one of the few good scenes in Diamonds was when he stumbled around that lab and improvised some speech about what he’s doing there.

    • #465286
      Anonymous
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      Hitman is impotent and doesn’t get the girls. ok, he got one but killed her in the next game

      • #465287
        Anonymous
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        >and doesn’t get the girls
        He just doesn’t care about it, being basically asexual. Getting invited to women’s hotel rooms, which ends up being an asset in his assassination plan, is a running gag

        • #465289
          Anonymous
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          And that’s why he’s so boring. Don’t take it wrong, I like these games because you can always can find some fun/wird way to kill you victim but… his character is to dull like in these old jrpgames with silent protagonists (for self insert)

          • #465290
            Anonymous
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            No, I completely get you. Being practically an empty shell of a person is part of his character, so it’s understandable that he wouldn’t come off as very compelling. I find it interesting, personally, it’s like seeing something alien trying to adapt to a world he isn’t a part of

      • #465312
        Anonymous
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        >doesn’t get the girls

        • #465315
          Anonymous
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          He’s only inspecting her to se is she isn’t hidding some massive weapons.

    • #465292
      Anonymous
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      Sounds great, as long as there are levels set in some of the more fantastical locations from the series.
      >Submarine base
      >Space station
      >Giant antenna

    • #465297
      Anonymous
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      You forgot the poz, as shown in the latest film.

    • #465300
      Anonymous
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      >has been releasing stealth actions all this time
      >suddenly an architect simulator

    • #465303
      Anonymous
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      >multiplayer oriented
      >always online

    • #465306
      Anonymous
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      so is this game like a fully original story that uses no existing bond actor’s likeness and what not? that would be kind of neat.

      • #465309
        Anonymous
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        I think so

    • #465311
      Anonymous
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      I think if they do a thing where there are clearly marked infiltration missions, but also a few action set pieces with more robust third-person shooter mechanics, it could be a really cool experience.

    • #465313
      Anonymous
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      Anyone tried Hitamn 3? Is at least good as H2? How’s the performance?
      I don’t use chink lanuchers and these doesn’t even have a forum so…

      • #465317
        Anonymous
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        Hitmanforum is a thing, anon.
        And the game is overall weaker than 2, the levels are smaller but more gimmicky though, which could be more to your taste. It has a bigger story focus too. Main issue is that H3’s post-launch content was really lackluster.

        • #465318
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >Hitmanforum is a thing
          I only post on Ganker and steam. I don’t want to make a new account because these can be hacker and later send you massive spam to your emai account. And making a fake one it’s a pain.

          But thanks for the reply. Hope that in steam we’ll get the complete edition.

      • #465322
        Anonymous
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        3 is good, but it’s really just more of the same. It’s not a true sequel like 2 was to the first of the reboot trilogy where they changed the UI and added new mechanics. The most 3 adds beyond its new levels is a pocket camera for 47.
        But if you like the gameplay, then all the levels are pretty good imo.

      • #465323
        Anonymous
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        I felt every level has such a great intro to them, you’re sucked into these amazing locations only to dive further and realize the levels are not as kino as I expected them to be.
        China was possibly the worst fucking level I’ve ever played in a hitman game

        • #465327
          Anonymous
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          Chongqing is great, what are you on?

          • #465329
            Anonymous
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            Ching chong is very disappointing because what sells you on the level is not what it focuses on. The appeal is these rainy, neon filled streets but then you play the level only to find out that’s barely three streets and that most of the map is devoted to an apartment complex and an Umbrella facility. It’s a letdown

          • #465334
            Anonymous
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            >2/3s of the level is a sterile undergound lab.
            Nah

      • #465328
        Anonymous
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        It’s better than 2, the level design has less maps where it’s actually 3 smaller maps with corridors connecting them.

        • #465331
          Anonymous
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          Hitman 2: Lets have all the same gear to unlock as hitman 1 except with a shitty tramp stamp on them and no stat difference!

          • #465332
            Anonymous
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            To be fair Hitman 3 is also guilty of this to an extent. A sizeable amount of the unlocks are an already existing item with a tacticool reskin.

    • #465314
      Anonymous
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      And that’s a good thing.

    • #465320
      Anonymous
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      People keep saying it’s going to be just Hitman, and I can see that, but honestly it just doesn’t feel right for them to just give us another 5 sandboxes and call it a day because 007 is very different from Agent 47, while there has been many versions of Bond throughout the years, I could never see him as a sociopath that just straights up murder innocent people to get to his objective, if anything he is about avoiding as much collateral damage as possible every time and I don’t think the slap on the wrist that is losing a few points when you kill someone who is not a target is enough to convey that, I just can’t play as a Bond that can kill anyone at anytime and still feel like I’m playing as Bond. But I can’t see Hitman sandboxes being as fun if you are severely limited in what you can and cannot do. It’s complicated.

    • #465324
      Anonymous
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      There has to be vehicle sections, its just not James bond if there isn’t a car/boat/motorcycle/whatever chase

    • #465326
      Anonymous
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      numan trilogy is the best james bond game and it’s a better james bond than james bond movies

    • #465330
      Anonymous
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      I really hope they overhaul the weapon gaining/gear progression system, maybe allow you to actually fucking upgrade shit too.

    • #465333
      Anonymous
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      More like kane & Lynch but with tuxedos.

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