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October 13, 2021 at 6:43 pm #391248
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October 13, 2021 at 6:44 pm #391249
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GuestGanker wrong and btfo again
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October 13, 2021 at 8:04 pm #391332
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Guestthe fuck you on about? is this unironically deepsilver shilling their game? the gameplay shown looks like absolute trash.
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October 13, 2021 at 6:45 pm #391250
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GuestHey Volition employee, fuck off with your shilling.
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October 13, 2021 at 8:18 pm #391348
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Guest??
Ganker is beneath Volition. They wouldn’t bother trying to sell to the retards like you here.
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October 13, 2021 at 6:46 pm #391251
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GuestThat looks so bad I can’t even describe it.
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October 13, 2021 at 6:49 pm #391252
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GuestIt looks le bad just cuz… I don’t even know bro… It just le does…
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October 13, 2021 at 6:51 pm #391253
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Guestgo back to red dit
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October 13, 2021 at 6:58 pm #391259
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Guest>It looks le good just cuz… I don’t even know bro… It just le does…
Learn to laugh. Holy shit you are sensitive
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October 13, 2021 at 6:53 pm #391255
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GuestFuck off faggot.
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October 13, 2021 at 6:57 pm #391256
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GuestGet fucked
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October 13, 2021 at 6:58 pm #391257
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Guest>It looks le good just cuz… I don’t even know bro… It just le does…
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October 13, 2021 at 7:21 pm #391281
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October 13, 2021 at 8:33 pm #391363
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Guest>i do not know how to use my eyeballs
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October 13, 2021 at 8:34 pm #391364
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GuestThe absolute seething this post has caused in the past hour
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October 13, 2021 at 8:38 pm #391368
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Guestyou just summed Ganker ‘s hivemind perfectly
expect to be called a tranny too lmao
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October 13, 2021 at 8:45 pm #391374
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Guest>Floaty cars
>No sense of speed
>Terrible physics
>Spectacle over coherence
>Playing as Steve Urkel
>NPCs on foot just stand still while they’re getting shot, don’t even shot back
I’d name more shit in here, but it’ll do for now, fag-
October 13, 2021 at 8:48 pm #391378
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Guest>Floaty cars
so right off you sound like a dumbass
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October 13, 2021 at 9:12 pm #391382
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October 13, 2021 at 6:51 pm #391254
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Guestlooks like sr3 but with more graphics and sjw
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October 13, 2021 at 6:58 pm #391258
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GuestGunplay and driving seem ok, but the UI is cluttered as fuck holy shit it’s awful
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October 13, 2021 at 7:00 pm #391260
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Guest[…]
t. Volition admin
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October 13, 2021 at 7:01 pm #391261
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October 13, 2021 at 7:03 pm #391262
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Guest[…]
You have to go back.
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October 13, 2021 at 7:03 pm #391263
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October 13, 2021 at 7:03 pm #391264
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Guestnot even going to bother clicking the video to give u engagement
saints row sucks now, eat shit
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October 13, 2021 at 7:05 pm #391265
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Guestbut i don’t want a fun game. i want a game about gangstas being gangstas. slinging dope on the corner, running hookers, taking over turf, bribing cops and shooting up the hood. I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH! I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH! I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH! I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH! I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH! I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH! I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH! I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH! I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH! I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH! I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH! I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH! I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH! I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH! I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH! I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH! I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH! I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH! I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH!
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October 13, 2021 at 7:07 pm #391268
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Guest>but i don’t want a fun game
What the fuck is wrong with this board-
October 13, 2021 at 7:09 pm #391271
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GuestTry /b/, there’s no quality control over there.
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October 13, 2021 at 7:14 pm #391273
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GuestI’m talking about the tone, you fucktard. I don’t want a whacky LOL SO RANDUMB fun game, i want a game like saints row 2. Sure it was dumb fun in parts, especially the activities, but for every sceptic avenger we had a scene like Aishas death or Carlos or the monster truck show. That’s the Saints Row i want.
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October 13, 2021 at 7:05 pm #391266
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GuestI feel bad for anyone who cares about saints row.
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October 13, 2021 at 7:07 pm #391267
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Guest>screenshot shows characters that look like theyre from a 2011 wrestling game
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October 13, 2021 at 7:07 pm #391269
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Guestopen world deserts are quite boring
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October 13, 2021 at 7:09 pm #391270
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Guestthe game looks worse. what is up with the braindead cop ai?
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October 13, 2021 at 7:16 pm #391274
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Guestcopy-pasted from sr3/sr4, like everything else
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October 13, 2021 at 7:10 pm #391272
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Guest>Those comments
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October 13, 2021 at 7:16 pm #391276
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Guest>That driving
>Those car physics
I lost all hope for this being even passable, I could live with the cringy characters if the world was fun to fuck about in but that looked awful.-
October 13, 2021 at 7:19 pm #391279
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GuestLooks like standard saints row driving
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October 13, 2021 at 7:16 pm #391277
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GuestIf you give them money for this game you should be shot
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October 13, 2021 at 7:19 pm #391278
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GuestGTA4 came out 13 years ago and it shits all over this junk
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October 13, 2021 at 7:21 pm #391280
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Guest>car has no sense of speed, feels like its moving at a snails pace even with nos
>can just turn 90 degree mid air like some sort of space ship
>surrounded by 10 dudes all with guns aimed at you and all they do is awkardly waddle about not shooting
>over the top camera shake everytime your car lighly grazes something at 5mph
>cars wheels magnetized to the ground
>driving straight through metal fences and concrete poles on a dirt bikehow anyone can think this looks good is beyond me
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October 13, 2021 at 7:22 pm #391282
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Guestshut the fuck up marketer
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October 13, 2021 at 7:23 pm #391283
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October 13, 2021 at 7:23 pm #391284
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Guestyou retards are looking for shit to hate at this point
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October 13, 2021 at 7:25 pm #391287
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Guestwhere do you think you are?
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October 13, 2021 at 7:25 pm #391290
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Guestsaints row is shit now
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October 13, 2021 at 7:37 pm #391302
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GuestYou don’t have to look far when you shovel shit in peoples faces
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October 13, 2021 at 7:42 pm #391306
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Guest[…]
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>noooooo you have to hate game outrage YouTube said doIt looks le bad just cuz… I don’t even know bro… It just le does…
Fuck off shills, we’re not buying your faggy ass game.
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October 13, 2021 at 7:23 pm #391285
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Guest>health bars
>enemy a.i can’t aim for shit even at point blank range
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October 13, 2021 at 7:24 pm #391286
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Guest>car has no sense of speed, feels like its moving at a snails pace even with nos
>can just turn 90 degree mid air like some sort of space ship
>surrounded by 10 dudes all with guns aimed at you and all they do is awkardly waddle about not shooting
>over the top camera shake everytime your car lighly grazes something at 5mph
>cars wheels magnetized to the ground
>driving straight through metal fences and concrete poles on a dirt bikehow anyone can think this looks good is beyond me
>nooooo why are the cops on this demo so easy
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October 13, 2021 at 7:25 pm #391288
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GuestJudging by the absolute state of Zoomers Row marketers from those twatter screenshots and the posts itt, it all looks like we’re in a legit shill thread.
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October 13, 2021 at 7:28 pm #391292
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GuestThis is supposed to be impressive gameplay?
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October 13, 2021 at 7:28 pm #391293
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GuestWhy didn’t they just show gameplay for the reveal? I honestly think the way they have written the cast (all from former gangs) we will probably get a SR2-tier story again, but the way they have designed the main cast really sucks huge donkey cock. I’m hoping we can turn off HUD elements as well because those health bars are annoying.
I think the game has fucked up it’s initial marketing but based off the footage and info so far, it has potential to be one of the best Saint’s Row games from gameplay and story premise alone. If it winds up being shit then we can mark off Volition as never returning from the depths that started with Red Faction Armageddon, Gat out of Hell and Agents of Mayhem.
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October 13, 2021 at 7:36 pm #391301
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GuestThis is the Watch Dogs 2 of Saints Row, insufferable cast design but everything else is fine.
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October 13, 2021 at 7:29 pm #391294
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October 13, 2021 at 7:33 pm #391299
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October 13, 2021 at 7:34 pm #391300
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GuestIt does seem fun and the gameplay seems fine, but the designs are clearly still terrible by the dislikes.
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October 13, 2021 at 7:38 pm #391304
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Guest>by the dislikes
what did you mean by this?
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October 13, 2021 at 7:38 pm #391303
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GuestBorderline zero footage inside of the city is a HUGE RED FLAG.
The footage is 3:25 long yet about 30 seconds of it is dedicated to inside the city, 15 to what looks like the outskirts, and another 15 to a street with zero action going on.
I guaran-ficking-tee there’s huge performance dips in the middle of the city.
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October 13, 2021 at 7:40 pm #391305
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GuestEven though you’re a fucking shill, I will say that the gameplay in that does look fun. Just a shame about the characters.
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October 13, 2021 at 7:42 pm #391307
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GuestSorry but I really don’t want to play a black woman protag.
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October 13, 2021 at 7:46 pm #391309
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Guestso i don’t think it looks bad. but i just can’t help but feel like i have played this fucking game before… like 4 times
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October 13, 2021 at 7:46 pm #391310
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Guest[…]
Dial8
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October 13, 2021 at 7:47 pm #391311
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October 13, 2021 at 7:47 pm #391312
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GuestEverybody is so fucking desperate for each new game to be a TORtanic. It’s depressing
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October 13, 2021 at 7:49 pm #391314
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GuestNo, I consider myself generally pretty optimistic. I like several games that Ganker has shat on, and I played them AFTER the doomposting and pooping on.
This looks like a limp wristed attempt at a Saints Row game. It doesn’t appeal to either SR1/2 fans or SR3/4 fans.
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October 13, 2021 at 7:57 pm #391323
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Guest>Eat this turd, only a contrarian would refuse to put shit in their mouth
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October 13, 2021 at 8:01 pm #391328
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GuestIt’s depressing how easily people use TORtanic to deflect any and every criticism of every single game ever. Well, I say people but at this point it has to be NPCs.
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October 13, 2021 at 8:04 pm #391331
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October 13, 2021 at 8:07 pm #391337
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GuestNot really, Tortanic is a giant 200 millions dollar game made by a studio that everyone loved and ended up being a giant trainwreck of epic proportions.
Comparing this to a budget saints row game coming out after 3 flops is beyond retarded
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October 13, 2021 at 7:48 pm #391313
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Guestnot interested in silicon valley tech bros engaging in cultural masturbation, sorry
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October 13, 2021 at 7:49 pm #391315
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GuestOH WOW
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October 13, 2021 at 7:51 pm #391317
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Guesthello fl1ppy
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October 13, 2021 at 7:52 pm #391318
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GuestI generally never call anyone shills but this is embarrassing.
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October 13, 2021 at 7:52 pm #391319
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October 13, 2021 at 7:53 pm #391320
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Guestfuck of viral marketer
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October 13, 2021 at 7:54 pm #391321
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GuestIt doesn’t. Can’t wait for this shit to flop.
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October 13, 2021 at 7:57 pm #391322
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Guestits funny how you faggots need to keep your rage going funny as fuck
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October 13, 2021 at 8:01 pm #391329
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GuestI feel nothing but >fun saying such hateful trite thanks to the internet
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October 13, 2021 at 7:59 pm #391324
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Guest>health bars
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October 13, 2021 at 7:59 pm #391325
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GuestYou think marketers working in woke companies think it’s refreshing to work in Ganker? They get to say faggot and retard all the other things they’re not allowed to say anywhere else. It must be refreshing.
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October 13, 2021 at 8:00 pm #391326
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GuestWhat exactly did they do that is different from previous Saints Row games when it comes to car combat? Added HP bars?
Improved the AI?
Option to hop out on the roof?I will say that at the very least I am glad that rural cops have different cars from city cops, that is one thing I am a sucker for ever since GTA SA when you could get Bike cops, Rancher cops and standard cops chasing after you and why I can’t stand Rockstar for rereleasing GTA V for the fifth or something time and STILL not implementing cop Buffalo and not-Crown Vic into cop chases.
Ideally there would be a mix of different cops at each wanted level and different Police stations having slightly different look to them, but seems like its just regional.-
October 13, 2021 at 8:03 pm #391330
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GuestApparently you can smash the car to your left and right like in Mario Double Dash
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October 13, 2021 at 8:05 pm #391333
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Guesthuh, I have a faint memory of this mechanic being in some racing or car combat or third person shooter game but I can not remember now.
Was a PC game.
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October 13, 2021 at 8:00 pm #391327
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GuestGraphically, it looks like an early PS4 title (especially with those "physics").
Gameplay and HUD looks like total shit, like they didn’t know what to do so they copied some outdated mechanics.The only thing that looked "fun" was the car jumping, crashing and keep going through the toilets.
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October 13, 2021 at 8:07 pm #391334
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Guestthat looks fun to you?
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October 13, 2021 at 8:07 pm #391335
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Guest>no jumping from car to car like in sleeping dogs
>no jumping out of you car and shooting it to make it explode like sleeping dogsfuck outta here
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October 13, 2021 at 8:07 pm #391336
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GuestStill won’t buy this game.
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October 13, 2021 at 8:09 pm #391338
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October 13, 2021 at 8:13 pm #391340
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GuestHonestly, the head devs of this game should kill themselves. And this is coming from a guy who enjoyed IV, Gat or of Hell and little bits of agents of mayhem. But THIS is unacceptable.
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October 13, 2021 at 8:14 pm #391342
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GuestAnybody who enjoyed gat out of hell has statistically probably killed themselves already
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October 13, 2021 at 8:16 pm #391344
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GuestReally lame dis there, bro. Just don’t even try next time.
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October 13, 2021 at 8:14 pm #391341
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Guest>Cars barely get visually damaged with all the ramming, slamming, and shooting they are hit with
>Just give it a have a health bar catch on fire when its low, and explode into a generic broken car model
>Enemies don’t go for cover, they just stand out in the open and slowly walk towards you while shooting with the occasional stumble dodge animation
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October 13, 2021 at 8:16 pm #391345
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GuestThey replaced copypasted city of steelport with copypasted desert
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October 13, 2021 at 8:17 pm #391346
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Guestwas this captured on console? check out that LOD load distance
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October 13, 2021 at 8:18 pm #391347
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Guestone time I was on shrooms and I was watching the making of the first saints row game where it had all the developers show their face and talk about how innovative a game theyre working on is
I couldn’t differentiate who was or was not a game character. the people who made this game look like they came from this game
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October 13, 2021 at 8:19 pm #391349
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Guestlooks ok? i guess but nothing too impressive
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October 13, 2021 at 8:27 pm #391354
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October 13, 2021 at 8:29 pm #391357
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Guest>play as a zoomer who takes out a loan and then kills people to take their money to pay back your loan because college loans that you take of your own free will are bad
lol hard pass enjoy your commie shit
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October 13, 2021 at 8:29 pm #391358
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GuestIt looks… passable, I guess, but not good. Which is fine, most games are not good, but you’ll probably say I only "hate" it because it has diverse folk in it.
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October 13, 2021 at 8:30 pm #391359
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October 13, 2021 at 8:31 pm #391361
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October 13, 2021 at 8:35 pm #391365
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GuestThe jump part reminded me more of San Andreas Las Venturas part.
Its still very bleh looking
Here is hoping that they learned the lesson from GTA V and put something on the other side of the map worth traveling to, but they probably didn’t
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October 13, 2021 at 8:36 pm #391367
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Guest>Shoot two tires
>Van in flames
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October 13, 2021 at 8:38 pm #391369
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October 13, 2021 at 8:38 pm #391370
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October 13, 2021 at 8:45 pm #391375
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October 13, 2021 at 8:39 pm #391371
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Guestit just looks incredibly mediocre
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October 13, 2021 at 8:43 pm #391372
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GuestUnfortunately incredibly mediocre is one of the most popular things around these days.
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October 13, 2021 at 8:43 pm #391373
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October 13, 2021 at 8:45 pm #391376
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October 13, 2021 at 8:47 pm #391377
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GuestSaints Row was always shit
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October 13, 2021 at 9:05 pm #391380
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October 13, 2021 at 9:10 pm #391381
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GuestStill censored, not buying.
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October 13, 2021 at 9:13 pm #391383
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GuestLooks too shit to even be worth pirating. I’ll just play some old games.
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October 13, 2021 at 9:14 pm #391384
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GuestNo it isn’t, tranny game and agents of mayhem 2
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October 13, 2021 at 9:27 pm #391390
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Guestwhat the fuck are you even trying to say where how is something a tranny game do you just post words you see on Ganker
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October 13, 2021 at 9:17 pm #391385
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October 13, 2021 at 9:24 pm #391389
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GuestFemanon here, where did you get a picture of me (on the left)?
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October 13, 2021 at 9:20 pm #391386
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Guestthis game would be really impressive if it was 2007. getting tired of this open world shit
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October 13, 2021 at 9:34 pm #391392
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GuestI believe this is what is called, "2000 and late"
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October 13, 2021 at 9:23 pm #391387
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GuestPeople will buy it, Ganker will seethe, the circle of life continues.
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October 13, 2021 at 9:34 pm #391391
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GuestLooks like shit, whens the Saints Row 2 patch?
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