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    • #391248
      Anonymous
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      It’s starting to look pretty fun

      https://youtu.be/cDMZwX5oJvA

    • #391249
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Ganker wrong and btfo again

      • #391332
        Anonymous
        Guest

        the fuck you on about? is this unironically deepsilver shilling their game? the gameplay shown looks like absolute trash.

    • #391250
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Hey Volition employee, fuck off with your shilling.

      • #391348
        Anonymous
        Guest

        ??
        Ganker is beneath Volition. They wouldn’t bother trying to sell to the retards like you here.

        • #391350
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >OY VEY THEY KNOW SHUT IT DOWN STOP THE COUNT
          Kys shill

        • #391351
          Anonymous
          Guest

          So you’re doing it for free? That’s embarrassing.

    • #391251
      Anonymous
      Guest

      That looks so bad I can’t even describe it.
      Holy fuck

      • #391252
        Anonymous
        Guest

        It looks le bad just cuz… I don’t even know bro… It just le does…

        • #391253
          Anonymous
          Guest

          go back to red dit

        • #391255
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Fuck off faggot.

        • #391256
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Get fucked

        • #391257
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >It looks le good just cuz… I don’t even know bro… It just le does…

        • #391281
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Fuck off, you stupid faggot.

        • #391363
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >i do not know how to use my eyeballs

        • #391364
          Anonymous
          Guest

          The absolute seething this post has caused in the past hour

        • #391368
          Anonymous
          Guest

          you just summed Ganker ‘s hivemind perfectly

          expect to be called a tranny too lmao

        • #391374
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >Floaty cars
          >No sense of speed
          >Terrible physics
          >Spectacle over coherence
          >Playing as Steve Urkel
          >NPCs on foot just stand still while they’re getting shot, don’t even shot back
          I’d name more shit in here, but it’ll do for now, fag

          • #391378
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >Floaty cars
            so right off you sound like a dumbass

        • #391382
          Anonymous
          Guest
    • #391254
      Anonymous
      Guest

      looks like sr3 but with more graphics and sjw

    • #391258
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Gunplay and driving seem ok, but the UI is cluttered as fuck holy shit it’s awful

    • #391260
      Anonymous
      Guest

      […]

      t. Volition admin

    • #391261
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Haters getting BTFO LEFT AND RIGHT
      You love to see it yall

    • #391262
      Anonymous
      Guest

      […]

      You have to go back.

    • #391263
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >those fuckhuge healthbars

    • #391264
      Anonymous
      Guest

      not even going to bother clicking the video to give u engagement
      saints row sucks now, eat shit
      i won’t be nokoing so don’t bother replying

    • #391265
      Anonymous
      Guest

      but i don’t want a fun game. i want a game about gangstas being gangstas. slinging dope on the corner, running hookers, taking over turf, bribing cops and shooting up the hood. I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH! I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH! I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH! I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH! I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH! I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH! I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH! I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH! I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH! I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH! I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH! I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH! I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH! I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH! I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH! I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH! I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH! I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH! I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH!

      • #391268
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >but i don’t want a fun game
        What the fuck is wrong with this board

        • #391271
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Try /b/, thereโ€™s no quality control over there.

        • #391273
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I’m talking about the tone, you fucktard. I don’t want a whacky LOL SO RANDUMB fun game, i want a game like saints row 2. Sure it was dumb fun in parts, especially the activities, but for every sceptic avenger we had a scene like Aishas death or Carlos or the monster truck show. That’s the Saints Row i want.

    • #391266
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I feel bad for anyone who cares about saints row.

    • #391267
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >screenshot shows characters that look like theyre from a 2011 wrestling game
      LOOKS like shit like it always has

    • #391269
      Anonymous
      Guest

      open world deserts are quite boring

    • #391270
      Anonymous
      Guest

      the game looks worse. what is up with the braindead cop ai?

      • #391274
        Anonymous
        Guest

        copy-pasted from sr3/sr4, like everything else

    • #391272
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Those comments
      Shazambros….

    • #391276
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >That driving
      >Those car physics
      I lost all hope for this being even passable, I could live with the cringy characters if the world was fun to fuck about in but that looked awful.

      • #391279
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Looks like standard saints row driving

    • #391277
      Anonymous
      Guest

      If you give them money for this game you should be shot

    • #391278
      Anonymous
      Guest

      GTA4 came out 13 years ago and it shits all over this junk

    • #391280
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >car has no sense of speed, feels like its moving at a snails pace even with nos
      >can just turn 90 degree mid air like some sort of space ship
      >surrounded by 10 dudes all with guns aimed at you and all they do is awkardly waddle about not shooting
      >over the top camera shake everytime your car lighly grazes something at 5mph
      >cars wheels magnetized to the ground
      >driving straight through metal fences and concrete poles on a dirt bike

      how anyone can think this looks good is beyond me

    • #391282
      Anonymous
      Guest

      shut the fuck up marketer

    • #391283
      Anonymous
      Guest

      kek

    • #391284
      Anonymous
      Guest

      you retards are looking for shit to hate at this point

    • #391285
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >health bars
      >enemy a.i can’t aim for shit even at point blank range
      kek

      • #391286
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >car has no sense of speed, feels like its moving at a snails pace even with nos
        >can just turn 90 degree mid air like some sort of space ship
        >surrounded by 10 dudes all with guns aimed at you and all they do is awkardly waddle about not shooting
        >over the top camera shake everytime your car lighly grazes something at 5mph
        >cars wheels magnetized to the ground
        >driving straight through metal fences and concrete poles on a dirt bike

        how anyone can think this looks good is beyond me

        >nooooo why are the cops on this demo so easy

        • #391289
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >why
          Nope, I know why, they try to cater to LGBT that never play games, thing is they WON’T play saints row.

        • #391296
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >demo
          You and i both know thats the final product

    • #391288
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Judging by the absolute state of Zoomers Row marketers from those twatter screenshots and the posts itt, it all looks like we’re in a legit shill thread.

    • #391292
      Anonymous
      Guest

      This is supposed to be impressive gameplay?

    • #391293
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Why didn’t they just show gameplay for the reveal? I honestly think the way they have written the cast (all from former gangs) we will probably get a SR2-tier story again, but the way they have designed the main cast really sucks huge donkey cock. I’m hoping we can turn off HUD elements as well because those health bars are annoying.

      I think the game has fucked up it’s initial marketing but based off the footage and info so far, it has potential to be one of the best Saint’s Row games from gameplay and story premise alone. If it winds up being shit then we can mark off Volition as never returning from the depths that started with Red Faction Armageddon, Gat out of Hell and Agents of Mayhem.

      • #391301
        Anonymous
        Guest

        This is the Watch Dogs 2 of Saints Row, insufferable cast design but everything else is fine.

    • #391294
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >dude it’s bad because… it just is okay?
      Ganker literally has nothing at this point, i’m pre-ordering the game.

      • #391295
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Go for it

        I bought and enjoyed Cyberpunk 2077. This is just your Cyberpunk 2077 bruh.

        • #391297
          Anonymous
          Guest

          i’m gonna create the cutest gangsta ever! also everything is my cyberpunk 2077, except for cyberpunk 2077.

          • #391298
            Anonymous
            Guest

            weaksauce

    • #391299
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Open video
      >First thing I see is an empty fucking desert

    • #391300
      Anonymous
      Guest

      It does seem fun and the gameplay seems fine, but the designs are clearly still terrible by the dislikes.

      • #391304
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >by the dislikes
        what did you mean by this?

    • #391303
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Borderline zero footage inside of the city is a HUGE RED FLAG.

      The footage is 3:25 long yet about 30 seconds of it is dedicated to inside the city, 15 to what looks like the outskirts, and another 15 to a street with zero action going on.

      I guaran-ficking-tee there’s huge performance dips in the middle of the city.

    • #391305
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Even though you’re a fucking shill, I will say that the gameplay in that does look fun. Just a shame about the characters.

    • #391307
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Sorry but I really don’t want to play a black woman protag.

      • #391308
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Just make them a white guy

        • #391316
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >them
          we can only customize the boss

    • #391309
      Anonymous
      Guest

      so i don’t think it looks bad. but i just can’t help but feel like i have played this fucking game before… like 4 times

    • #391310
      Anonymous
      Guest

      […]

      Dial8

    • #391311
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Nothing about this looks fun, from the shitty physics of the core gameplay all the way to the two-dimensional pandering protagonists. OP should take their life to improve on the current gaming demographic.

    • #391312
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Everybody is so fucking desperate for each new game to be a TORtanic. It’s depressing

      • #391314
        Anonymous
        Guest

        No, I consider myself generally pretty optimistic. I like several games that Ganker has shat on, and I played them AFTER the doomposting and pooping on.

        This looks like a limp wristed attempt at a Saints Row game. It doesn’t appeal to either SR1/2 fans or SR3/4 fans.

      • #391323
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Eat this turd, only a contrarian would refuse to put shit in their mouth
        Thats what you sound like you retarded faggot

      • #391328
        Anonymous
        Guest

        It’s depressing how easily people use TORtanic to deflect any and every criticism of every single game ever. Well, I say people but at this point it has to be NPCs.

        • #391331
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Because there’s truth to it.

          • #391337
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Not really, Tortanic is a giant 200 millions dollar game made by a studio that everyone loved and ended up being a giant trainwreck of epic proportions.
            Comparing this to a budget saints row game coming out after 3 flops is beyond retarded

    • #391313
      Anonymous
      Guest

      not interested in silicon valley tech bros engaging in cultural masturbation, sorry

    • #391315
      Anonymous
      Guest

      OH WOW
      that looks really fucking boring

    • #391317
      Anonymous
      Guest

      hello fl1ppy

    • #391318
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I generally never call anyone shills but this is embarrassing.

    • #391319
      Anonymous
      Guest

      You’re not even trying

    • #391320
      Anonymous
      Guest

      fuck of viral marketer

    • #391321
      Anonymous
      Guest

      It doesn’t. Can’t wait for this shit to flop.

    • #391322
      Anonymous
      Guest

      its funny how you faggots need to keep your rage going funny as fuck

      • #391329
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I feel nothing but >fun saying such hateful trite thanks to the internet

    • #391324
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >health bars
      Trash

    • #391325
      Anonymous
      Guest

      You think marketers working in woke companies think it’s refreshing to work in Ganker? They get to say faggot and retard all the other things they’re not allowed to say anywhere else. It must be refreshing.

    • #391326
      Anonymous
      Guest

      What exactly did they do that is different from previous Saints Row games when it comes to car combat? Added HP bars?
      Improved the AI?
      Option to hop out on the roof?

      I will say that at the very least I am glad that rural cops have different cars from city cops, that is one thing I am a sucker for ever since GTA SA when you could get Bike cops, Rancher cops and standard cops chasing after you and why I can’t stand Rockstar for rereleasing GTA V for the fifth or something time and STILL not implementing cop Buffalo and not-Crown Vic into cop chases.
      Ideally there would be a mix of different cops at each wanted level and different Police stations having slightly different look to them, but seems like its just regional.

      • #391330
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Apparently you can smash the car to your left and right like in Mario Double Dash

        • #391333
          Anonymous
          Guest

          huh, I have a faint memory of this mechanic being in some racing or car combat or third person shooter game but I can not remember now.
          Was a PC game.

          • #391339
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Sleeping Dogs
            A unfinished yet much better game than this from the looks of it

            • #391343
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Thanks, now that you said it everything clicked

    • #391327
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Graphically, it looks like an early PS4 title (especially with those "physics").
      Gameplay and HUD looks like total shit, like they didn’t know what to do so they copied some outdated mechanics.

      The only thing that looked "fun" was the car jumping, crashing and keep going through the toilets.

    • #391334
      Anonymous
      Guest

      that looks fun to you?
      at least try to hide that you’re a THQ marketing shill

    • #391335
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >no jumping from car to car like in sleeping dogs
      >no jumping out of you car and shooting it to make it explode like sleeping dogs

      fuck outta here

    • #391336
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Still won’t buy this game.

    • #391338
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >commit crimes to pay student loans

    • #391340
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Honestly, the head devs of this game should kill themselves. And this is coming from a guy who enjoyed IV, Gat or of Hell and little bits of agents of mayhem. But THIS is unacceptable.

      • #391342
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Anybody who enjoyed gat out of hell has statistically probably killed themselves already

        • #391344
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Really lame dis there, bro. Just don’t even try next time.

          • #391355
            Anonymous
            Guest

            ywnbaw

            • #391360
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Huh? Just stop, man. You’re embarrassing yourself. How does that even fit at all of what I’m saying? Maybe YOU should have a nice day, you gay retard.

              • #391362
                Anonymous
                Guest

                ywnbaw

              • #391366
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Really lame dis there, bro. Just don’t even try next time.

    • #391341
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Cars barely get visually damaged with all the ramming, slamming, and shooting they are hit with
      >Just give it a have a health bar catch on fire when its low, and explode into a generic broken car model
      >Enemies don’t go for cover, they just stand out in the open and slowly walk towards you while shooting with the occasional stumble dodge animation
      This looks like a game from 2010

    • #391345
      Anonymous
      Guest

      They replaced copypasted city of steelport with copypasted desert

    • #391346
      Anonymous
      Guest

      was this captured on console? check out that LOD load distance

    • #391347
      Anonymous
      Guest

      one time I was on shrooms and I was watching the making of the first saints row game where it had all the developers show their face and talk about how innovative a game theyre working on is

      I couldn’t differentiate who was or was not a game character. the people who made this game look like they came from this game

    • #391349
      Anonymous
      Guest

      looks ok? i guess but nothing too impressive
      seriously,why didn’t they just show this gameplay right out of the gate?

    • #391354
      Anonymous
      Guest

      It looks like postal 3

    • #391357
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >play as a zoomer who takes out a loan and then kills people to take their money to pay back your loan because college loans that you take of your own free will are bad

      lol hard pass enjoy your commie shit

    • #391358
      Anonymous
      Guest

      It looks… passable, I guess, but not good. Which is fine, most games are not good, but you’ll probably say I only "hate" it because it has diverse folk in it.

    • #391359
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Saints Row Wildlands

    • #391361
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >whole map looks like the desert redneck hick area of gta 5

      • #391365
        Anonymous
        Guest

        The jump part reminded me more of San Andreas Las Venturas part.
        Its still very bleh looking
        Here is hoping that they learned the lesson from GTA V and put something on the other side of the map worth traveling to, but they probably didn’t

    • #391367
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Shoot two tires
      >Van in flames
      Why the fuck devs keep doing this!?

    • #391369
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Is this a new Cyberpunk DLC?

    • #391370
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Post your bosses NOW so I can draw porn of them later

      • #391375
        Anonymous
        Guest
        • #391379
          Anonymous
          Guest

          hey that isn’t from Saints row but I am a marvel basedboy so ill let it pass. Good choice

          • #391388
            Anonymous
            Guest

            i didnt understand at first my bad i was thinking how i want them to look

    • #391371
      Anonymous
      Guest

      it just looks incredibly mediocre

      • #391372
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Unfortunately incredibly mediocre is one of the most popular things around these days.

    • #391373
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #391376
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Holy shit what the hell is that gunfight at 0:50 ? It looks even less fun than SR3.

    • #391377
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Saints Row was always shit

    • #391380
      Anonymous
      Guest

      feel like shit just want gat back

    • #391381
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Still censored, not buying.

    • #391383
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Looks too shit to even be worth pirating. I’ll just play some old games.

    • #391384
      Anonymous
      Guest

      No it isn’t, tranny game and agents of mayhem 2

      • #391390
        Anonymous
        Guest

        what the fuck are you even trying to say where how is something a tranny game do you just post words you see on Ganker

    • #391385
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #391389
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Femanon here, where did you get a picture of me (on the left)?

    • #391386
      Anonymous
      Guest

      this game would be really impressive if it was 2007. getting tired of this open world shit

      • #391392
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I believe this is what is called, "2000 and late"

    • #391387
      Anonymous
      Guest

      People will buy it, Ganker will seethe, the circle of life continues.

    • #391391
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Looks like shit, whens the Saints Row 2 patch?

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