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October 16, 2021 at 6:27 pm #451431
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GuestITT: cringekino moments
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October 16, 2021 at 6:31 pm #451432
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Guestok but actually who is this
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October 16, 2021 at 6:50 pm #451439
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GuestRoxas
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October 16, 2021 at 6:51 pm #451440
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GuestThat’s Roxas.
The KH1 secret ending is pretty cringekino.
Nothing embodies the early 2000s edge as much as that ending.
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October 16, 2021 at 10:50 pm #451523
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GuestProbably Xehanort or they asspulled it as Ansem
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October 17, 2021 at 12:03 am #451548
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GuestWe’ll find out during Kingdom hearts 6.8/720 weeks disconnected tuesdays el la remixed edition
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October 17, 2021 at 12:09 am #451555
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GuestHow come the FMV’s in KH1 looked way more slick and cool compared to the likes of KH2? The timeframe wasn’t ‘that’ long between the two games, yet somehow, KH2’s fancy cut scenes just didn’t look as impressive somehow.
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October 16, 2021 at 6:34 pm #451433
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October 16, 2021 at 6:41 pm #451434
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GuestBump
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October 16, 2021 at 6:45 pm #451435
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GuestAll of kingdom hearts 2
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October 16, 2021 at 6:48 pm #451437
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GuestI skipped all of Roxas intro cutscenes lmao
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October 16, 2021 at 6:47 pm #451436
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October 16, 2021 at 6:49 pm #451438
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GuestKH is fucking hilarious
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October 16, 2021 at 6:53 pm #451442
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Guest>Disney approved this
How did Nomura pull it off?-
October 16, 2021 at 6:55 pm #451444
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Guest>They pitch Nomura what they want in English
>He tells them in Japanese "I don’t like that, here is my idea"
>Ignores English speakers not liking his idea because he doesn’t speak their language
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October 16, 2021 at 6:56 pm #451445
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GuestBOGGED
He called him
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October 16, 2021 at 7:00 pm #451449
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Guest>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best-selling_PlayStation_2_video_games
10th best selling PS2 title, that’s why. Shame that Nomura didn’t make KH3 sooner, it was a perfect time when Disney let him do whatever the fuck he wanted. -
October 16, 2021 at 8:22 pm #451478
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Guest:3c
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October 16, 2021 at 8:41 pm #451487
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GuestThey really liked how he handled Mickey in KH1, so they gave him free reign to do whatever he wanted with the character from then on out.
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October 16, 2021 at 9:06 pm #451493
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Guest>They really liked how he handled Mickey in KH1
where he didn’t do anything until the very end and basically stole the spotlight?
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October 17, 2021 at 12:04 am #451550
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GuestYou see, anon. It all started with a Square Enix employee entering an elevator with a Disney employee.
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October 17, 2021 at 12:11 am #451557
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Guest>I used this nearly verbatim the other day
Are you me?
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October 17, 2021 at 12:16 am #451559
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GuestReminder Nomura had less control of the KH franchise after the success of KH1 and that Disney was given more of it over Square.
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October 17, 2021 at 12:52 am #451561
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GuestKH sales figures.
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October 16, 2021 at 8:18 pm #451477
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Guest>Did somebody say the door to darkness?
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October 16, 2021 at 10:23 pm #451509
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Guestcracks me up everytime
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October 16, 2021 at 6:53 pm #451443
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Guest>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4XzlAwWkXQ
I still get chills when vim and vigor kicks in as Mickey rips off his coat and summons his keyblade.
If this was not a disney character it would be one of Ganker’s favorite kino in a jrpg.-
October 16, 2021 at 6:59 pm #451448
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Guest>Gets knocked out by a rock
>Everyone automatically assumes he’s dead and not conscienceless
okay
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October 16, 2021 at 6:56 pm #451446
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Guest>the world would be better off without snakes
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October 16, 2021 at 6:59 pm #451447
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October 16, 2021 at 7:08 pm #451451
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October 16, 2021 at 9:23 pm #451497
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October 16, 2021 at 9:27 pm #451499
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October 16, 2021 at 10:56 pm #451525
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Guest>everyone is coming back
>anticipate a grand soul saving quest of some sorts
>lol no, you get cut in scenes during a bosh rush
I am still mad.
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October 16, 2021 at 9:27 pm #451500
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Guestbased
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October 16, 2021 at 10:37 pm #451516
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GuestMega Based
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October 16, 2021 at 10:29 pm #451513
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Guest>Cringe
Woody, Sully, and Mike were champions
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October 16, 2021 at 7:16 pm #451452
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October 16, 2021 at 7:20 pm #451453
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Guest>Smite all gypsies now and forever
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October 16, 2021 at 7:27 pm #451455
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GuestWhat kingdom hearts is this?
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October 16, 2021 at 7:29 pm #451456
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GuestThe 3DS one. He calls Sora a slut too
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October 16, 2021 at 9:37 pm #451503
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GuestJesus Christ Raimi
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October 16, 2021 at 7:32 pm #451458
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October 16, 2021 at 7:42 pm #451462
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GuestFornicate thou!
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October 16, 2021 at 7:43 pm #451463
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GuestAny excuse to post this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPKHxbOg19s-
October 16, 2021 at 8:30 pm #451483
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Guestbasado
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October 16, 2021 at 7:50 pm #451465
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Guest>dad walks in
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October 16, 2021 at 7:55 pm #451466
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GuestEverytime I play kingdom hearts I feel like I’m having a mental breakdown and my brain is disassociating from reality
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October 16, 2021 at 7:56 pm #451467
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GuestThat’s basically any Nomura game ever
Not necessarily a bad thing btw, his dumb ass plots too. That clip and KH’s plot is all scene 0 substance but it still does it job (entertaining you).-
October 16, 2021 at 8:04 pm #451472
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GuestYou are the only anon on Ganker who hasn’t flamed me for saying that lol
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October 16, 2021 at 10:37 pm #451517
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GuestYou are the only anon on Ganker who hasn’t flamed me for saying that lol
As a lurker this exchange is surprising.
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October 16, 2021 at 8:01 pm #451471
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Guest>ah yes I remember playing this game when you had just been born
>of course back then it was a lot cooler, they had all these dynamic camera angles and a cool cinematic sequence after you managed to beat this part
>I guess they really don’t make them like they used to after all-
October 16, 2021 at 10:08 pm #451507
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Guest>but DAAAAD, Ganker told me cinematics and QTEs are for betafag cucks
>this is much better of an experience than forced camera angles, look sat how static and lifeless this epic moment is
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October 16, 2021 at 10:38 pm #451518
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GuestOh wow, that looks like trash.
How do people even stand KH3? Its soulless as fuck.-
October 16, 2021 at 10:42 pm #451519
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Guest>people
I’m yet to see a human being admit that it plays KH -
October 16, 2021 at 10:55 pm #451524
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GuestI enjoyed it overall. Felt like a merging of all of the side games that came between it and 2, both story wise and mechanically.
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October 16, 2021 at 10:59 pm #451527
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GuestGlad that you enjoyed it.
I guess it just wasn’t for me.-
October 16, 2021 at 11:17 pm #451535
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GuestI get why people don’t like it. There are plenty of stinker levels and some of the combat stuff that it took from earlier games (dceks and whatnot) were mechanics I really ended up enjoying even if people didn’t like that much overall.
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October 16, 2021 at 11:01 pm #451531
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Guestwhat mod gives you that classic KH2 effect on counter slash?
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October 16, 2021 at 7:58 pm #451468
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Guesthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUaGPGjh58I&t=74s
>*takes you back to the early to mid 2000’s*-
October 16, 2021 at 8:00 pm #451470
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Guest>every Dark Souls game got rushed out the door by Bandai Namco
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October 16, 2021 at 8:35 pm #451485
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GuestWeebs have literally no standards
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October 16, 2021 at 8:58 pm #451492
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GuestI remember that the scenes with the mad scientist and his ronin minions were also cringekino
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October 16, 2021 at 8:00 pm #451469
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GuestWhy didn’t they name him xenohart? It’s easier to say, sounds more natural, and plays off of "heart"
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October 16, 2021 at 8:06 pm #451473
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GuestImagine the pure cringekino nomura and kojima could create together.
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October 16, 2021 at 8:14 pm #451475
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October 16, 2021 at 8:23 pm #451479
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Guestbye
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October 16, 2021 at 8:25 pm #451480
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Guestevery moment is cringe on v
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October 16, 2021 at 8:34 pm #451484
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October 16, 2021 at 8:39 pm #451486
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Guest>Davy Jones getting decked by a 15 year old anime boy
lmao what the fuck is this game?-
October 16, 2021 at 8:42 pm #451488
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GuestBootstrap Bill doesn’t appear, so they had Sora go apeshit after Will gets stabbed
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October 16, 2021 at 8:57 pm #451491
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Guest>lmao what the fuck is this game?
https://inv.riverside.rocks/watch?v=7LFCNyY4loE -
October 16, 2021 at 10:28 pm #451511
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Guestis called kingdom hearts anon, are you ok?
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October 16, 2021 at 8:48 pm #451489
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Guest>you fucked up my face
I unironically like this line -
October 16, 2021 at 8:51 pm #451490
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GuestWhat was so particularly cringe about this?
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October 16, 2021 at 9:07 pm #451494
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October 16, 2021 at 9:27 pm #451498
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GuestSusie
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October 16, 2021 at 9:30 pm #451502
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Guesti got an entire game’s worth of kino cringe for you, fellas
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October 16, 2021 at 10:00 pm #451505
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Guestthat pantie shot was for artistic purposes only!
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October 16, 2021 at 10:24 pm #451510
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October 16, 2021 at 10:36 pm #451515
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October 16, 2021 at 10:59 pm #451529
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GuestIf this sidequest was in KH3 they would have made you return after finding each puppy (individually not in groups of 3 either) before you could collect the next puppy.
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October 16, 2021 at 11:27 pm #451537
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GuestHmm…. this post reminds me of a Lucky Emblem!
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October 16, 2021 at 10:44 pm #451520
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Guestok, I’m finally sold on this autistic shit. should I play it on PS4 or go the Jack Sparrow route? I’m not fucking installing EGS.
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October 16, 2021 at 10:48 pm #451521
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GuestIf you havent touched your PS4 since like 7.55 you can pirate it on there like I did. If you have a PS3 definitely use CFW to play 90% of the series there. Make sure you fill in the missing story gaps with either youtube or the cutscene comps in the collection / kh3.
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October 16, 2021 at 10:49 pm #451522
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GuestPS4 is 1080p 60fps but if you have a good rig the pc versions go up to 4k
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October 16, 2021 at 10:57 pm #451526
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GuestYou can just emulate it, or just pirate the pc version since it was cracked day one.
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October 16, 2021 at 10:59 pm #451528
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GuestI guess I’ll do the latter then, thanks. I don’t mind paying but fuck EGS and fuck playstation.
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October 16, 2021 at 11:01 pm #451530
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GuestLook for good deals on picrel, otherwise pirate.
It’s not worth buying them seperately cause it would come out at like triple the price.
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October 16, 2021 at 11:10 pm #451532
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Guest>cringekino
what’s with newfags not knowing what chuuni is -
October 16, 2021 at 11:10 pm #451533
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Guest>When Sinster Shadows starts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyqxSWOXZNQ-
October 16, 2021 at 11:22 pm #451536
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Guestthen you realise there’s only 2 enemy types
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October 16, 2021 at 11:37 pm #451539
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GuestWait, Majima Goro is part of the Kingdom Hearts franchise? I might actually have to play it.
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October 16, 2021 at 11:41 pm #451540
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Guestreddit meme aside he is pretty similar in a few ways.
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October 16, 2021 at 11:53 pm #451542
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GuestWe are All Xehanort.
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October 16, 2021 at 11:56 pm #451544
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Guest>KH
>kinoLiterally every line that is uttered in this god forsaken franchise is a fucking jumble of nonsensical words and over dramatization.
There’s not a scene in this series that is actually good unless it’s some Square Enix action scene tbh.
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October 16, 2021 at 11:59 pm #451546
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GuestHoly filtered
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October 17, 2021 at 12:06 am #451551
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GuestI should have been filtered back in BBS with the stupid bullshit Card mechanic added to the smooth flow of fast paced combat.
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October 16, 2021 at 11:59 pm #451547
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GuestThe sad thing is I can’t think of a single thing to disprove him
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