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    • #451431
      Anonymous
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      ITT: cringekino moments

    • #451432
      Anonymous
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      ok but actually who is this

      • #451439
        Anonymous
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        Roxas
        Probably will be retconned to be Vanitas tbh

      • #451440
        Anonymous
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        That’s Roxas.
        The KH1 secret ending is pretty cringekino.
        Nothing embodies the early 2000s edge as much as that ending.
        https://youtu.be/fOtXZp3B-tc

        • #451441
          Anonymous
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          Roxas was never norted tho

        • #451553
          Anonymous
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          God I miss when secret cutscenes like this could exist. They’re just not possible anymore now that Datamining is such common place now.

      • #451523
        Anonymous
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        Probably Xehanort or they asspulled it as Ansem

      • #451548
        Anonymous
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        We’ll find out during Kingdom hearts 6.8/720 weeks disconnected tuesdays el la remixed edition

      • #451555
        Anonymous
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        How come the FMV’s in KH1 looked way more slick and cool compared to the likes of KH2? The timeframe wasn’t ‘that’ long between the two games, yet somehow, KH2’s fancy cut scenes just didn’t look as impressive somehow.

    • #451433
      Anonymous
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    • #451434
      Anonymous
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      Bump

    • #451435
      Anonymous
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      All of kingdom hearts 2

      • #451437
        Anonymous
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        I skipped all of Roxas intro cutscenes lmao

    • #451436
      Anonymous
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    • #451438
      Anonymous
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      KH is fucking hilarious

      • #451442
        Anonymous
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        >Disney approved this
        How did Nomura pull it off?

        • #451444
          Anonymous
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          >They pitch Nomura what they want in English
          >He tells them in Japanese "I don’t like that, here is my idea"
          >Ignores English speakers not liking his idea because he doesn’t speak their language
          I forget what interview he said this, but thats how he did it.

        • #451445
          Anonymous
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          BOGGED

          He called him

        • #451449
          Anonymous
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          >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best-selling_PlayStation_2_video_games
          10th best selling PS2 title, that’s why. Shame that Nomura didn’t make KH3 sooner, it was a perfect time when Disney let him do whatever the fuck he wanted.

          • #451450
            Anonymous
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            >Tekken in 8th place

          • #451481
            Anonymous
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            >KH2 is 13th

            K I N O

        • #451478
          gen6p3pper
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          :3c

        • #451487
          Anonymous
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          They really liked how he handled Mickey in KH1, so they gave him free reign to do whatever he wanted with the character from then on out.

          • #451493
            Anonymous
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            >They really liked how he handled Mickey in KH1
            where he didn’t do anything until the very end and basically stole the spotlight?

        • #451550
          Anonymous
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          You see, anon. It all started with a Square Enix employee entering an elevator with a Disney employee.

          • #451557
            Anonymous
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            >I used this nearly verbatim the other day
            Are you me?

        • #451559
          Anonymous
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          Reminder Nomura had less control of the KH franchise after the success of KH1 and that Disney was given more of it over Square.

        • #451561
          Anonymous
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          KH sales figures.

      • #451477
        Anonymous
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        >Did somebody say the door to darkness?

      • #451509
        Anonymous
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        cracks me up everytime

    • #451443
      Anonymous
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      >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4XzlAwWkXQ
      I still get chills when vim and vigor kicks in as Mickey rips off his coat and summons his keyblade.
      If this was not a disney character it would be one of Ganker’s favorite kino in a jrpg.

      • #451448
        Anonymous
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        >Gets knocked out by a rock
        >Everyone automatically assumes he’s dead and not conscienceless
        okay

        • #451454
          Anonymous
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          That would kill any real person, the rock was as big as mickey and going fast as hell.

        • #451464
          Anonymous
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          >conscienceless
          unconscious* moran

          • #451474
            Anonymous
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            >moran

            • #451482
              Anonymous
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              >low rez silver Shadow

              I kneel….

    • #451446
      Anonymous
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      >the world would be better off without snakes
      unmatched

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      Anonymous
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    • #451451
      Anonymous
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        Anonymous
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        • #451499
          Anonymous
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          • #451525
            Anonymous
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            >everyone is coming back
            >anticipate a grand soul saving quest of some sorts
            >lol no, you get cut in scenes during a bosh rush
            I am still mad.

        • #451500
          Anonymous
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          based

        • #451516
          Anonymous
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          Mega Based

      • #451513
        Anonymous
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        >Cringe
        Woody, Sully, and Mike were champions

    • #451452
      Anonymous
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      • #451453
        Anonymous
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        >Smite all gypsies now and forever
        FUCKING BASED

      • #451455
        Anonymous
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        What kingdom hearts is this?

        • #451456
          Anonymous
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          The 3DS one. He calls Sora a slut too

          • #451457
            Anonymous
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            Haha

          • #451459
            Anonymous
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            Source?

            • #451461
              Anonymous
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              It’s in the post you replied to.

          • #451460
            Anonymous
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            He isn’t wrong

      • #451503
        Anonymous
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        Jesus Christ Raimi

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    • #451465
      Anonymous
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      >dad walks in

      • #451466
        Anonymous
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        Everytime I play kingdom hearts I feel like I’m having a mental breakdown and my brain is disassociating from reality

      • #451471
        Anonymous
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        >ah yes I remember playing this game when you had just been born
        >of course back then it was a lot cooler, they had all these dynamic camera angles and a cool cinematic sequence after you managed to beat this part
        >I guess they really don’t make them like they used to after all

        • #451507
          Anonymous
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          >but DAAAAD, Ganker told me cinematics and QTEs are for betafag cucks
          >this is much better of an experience than forced camera angles, look sat how static and lifeless this epic moment is

      • #451518
        Anonymous
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        Oh wow, that looks like trash.
        How do people even stand KH3? Its soulless as fuck.

        • #451519
          Anonymous
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          >people
          I’m yet to see a human being admit that it plays KH

        • #451524
          Anonymous
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          I enjoyed it overall. Felt like a merging of all of the side games that came between it and 2, both story wise and mechanically.

          • #451527
            Anonymous
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            Glad that you enjoyed it.
            I guess it just wasn’t for me.

            • #451535
              Anonymous
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              I get why people don’t like it. There are plenty of stinker levels and some of the combat stuff that it took from earlier games (dceks and whatnot) were mechanics I really ended up enjoying even if people didn’t like that much overall.

      • #451531
        Anonymous
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        what mod gives you that classic KH2 effect on counter slash?

    • #451468
      Anonymous
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      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUaGPGjh58I&t=74s
      >*takes you back to the early to mid 2000’s*

      • #451470
        Anonymous
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        >every Dark Souls game got rushed out the door by Bandai Namco
        >this garbage gets multiple delays for polishing things up

      • #451485
        Anonymous
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        Weebs have literally no standards

      • #451492
        Anonymous
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        I remember that the scenes with the mad scientist and his ronin minions were also cringekino

    • #451469
      Anonymous
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      Why didn’t they name him xenohart? It’s easier to say, sounds more natural, and plays off of "heart"

    • #451473
      Anonymous
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      Imagine the pure cringekino nomura and kojima could create together.

    • #451475
      Anonymous
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      • #451476
        Anonymous
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        >put peter pan in his place
        good. fuck that nigga

      • #451508
        Anonymous
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        I just love the way they always describe that objective. Its like they know that Peter Pan is a dick.

    • #451479
      Anonymous
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      bye

    • #451480
      Anonymous
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      every moment is cringe on v

    • #451484
      Anonymous
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      • #451486
        Anonymous
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        >Davy Jones getting decked by a 15 year old anime boy
        lmao what the fuck is this game?

        • #451488
          Anonymous
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          Bootstrap Bill doesn’t appear, so they had Sora go apeshit after Will gets stabbed

        • #451491
          Anonymous
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          >lmao what the fuck is this game?
          https://inv.riverside.rocks/watch?v=7LFCNyY4loE

        • #451511
          Anonymous
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          is called kingdom hearts anon, are you ok?

    • #451489
      Anonymous
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      >you fucked up my face
      I unironically like this line

    • #451490
      Anonymous
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      What was so particularly cringe about this?

    • #451494
      Anonymous
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      • #451495
        Anonymous
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        Was this written by slott?

        • #451496
          Anonymous
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          >stark prostrating to a dying doc ock
          maybe

    • #451498
      Anonymous
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      Susie

      • #451501
        Anonymous
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        mucho texto

      • #451512
        Anonymous
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        is this what Ganker unironically enjoys?

        • #451514
          Anonymous
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          Do you honestly think that’s real?

    • #451502
      Anonymous
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      i got an entire game’s worth of kino cringe for you, fellas

    • #451505
      Anonymous
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      that pantie shot was for artistic purposes only!
      https://youtu.be/ria-A0RYcDI?t=184

    • #451510
      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
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      • #451529
        Anonymous
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        If this sidequest was in KH3 they would have made you return after finding each puppy (individually not in groups of 3 either) before you could collect the next puppy.

        • #451537
          Anonymous
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          Hmm…. this post reminds me of a Lucky Emblem!

    • #451520
      Anonymous
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      ok, I’m finally sold on this autistic shit. should I play it on PS4 or go the Jack Sparrow route? I’m not fucking installing EGS.

      • #451521
        Anonymous
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        If you havent touched your PS4 since like 7.55 you can pirate it on there like I did. If you have a PS3 definitely use CFW to play 90% of the series there. Make sure you fill in the missing story gaps with either youtube or the cutscene comps in the collection / kh3.

      • #451522
        Anonymous
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        PS4 is 1080p 60fps but if you have a good rig the pc versions go up to 4k

      • #451526
        Anonymous
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        You can just emulate it, or just pirate the pc version since it was cracked day one.

        • #451528
          Anonymous
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          I guess I’ll do the latter then, thanks. I don’t mind paying but fuck EGS and fuck playstation.

      • #451530
        Anonymous
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        Look for good deals on picrel, otherwise pirate.
        It’s not worth buying them seperately cause it would come out at like triple the price.

    • #451532
      Anonymous
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      >cringekino
      what’s with newfags not knowing what chuuni is

    • #451533
      Anonymous
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      >When Sinster Shadows starts
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyqxSWOXZNQ

      • #451536
        Anonymous
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        then you realise there’s only 2 enemy types

    • #451539
      Anonymous
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      Wait, Majima Goro is part of the Kingdom Hearts franchise? I might actually have to play it.

      • #451540
        Anonymous
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        reddit meme aside he is pretty similar in a few ways.

    • #451542
      Anonymous
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      We are All Xehanort.

    • #451544
      Anonymous
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      >KH
      >kino

      Literally every line that is uttered in this god forsaken franchise is a fucking jumble of nonsensical words and over dramatization.

      There’s not a scene in this series that is actually good unless it’s some Square Enix action scene tbh.

      • #451546
        Anonymous
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        Holy filtered

        • #451551
          Anonymous
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          I should have been filtered back in BBS with the stupid bullshit Card mechanic added to the smooth flow of fast paced combat.

      • #451547
        Anonymous
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        The sad thing is I can’t think of a single thing to disprove him

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