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    • #439660
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      ITT retellings disguised as sequels

    • #439661
      Anonymous
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      • #439663
        Anonymous
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        Was going to post this but you got here first.
        Based.

      • #439665
        Anonymous
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        >obsessed
        yes we get it you dont like super metroid

      • #439666
        Anonymous
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        I tried playing SM the other day since I’d never played a Metroid before, it’s got some of the floatiest controls I’ve ever seen in a 2D plat, I seriously don’t get all the praise it still gets these days.

        • #439669
          Anonymous
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          eh you get used to it
          it also helps to always hold down the run button

        • #439671
          Anonymous
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          >it’s got some of the floatiest controls I’ve ever seen in a 2D plat
          that’s….kind of the point. you’re in space

          • #439748
            Anonymous
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            No, you are in a planet

        • #439672
          Anonymous
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          >I seriously don’t get all the praise it still gets these days.
          It’s mostly just waifufags. Notice how it’s only popular in incel websites like Ganker.
          If Samus was male nobody would give a shit about that garbage game.

        • #439677
          Anonymous
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          It’s not a platformer bro

        • #439687
          Anonymous
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          it’s better in the later games. you can probably get a mod of it like em.

        • #439739
          Anonymous
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          Floatiness is good for the crazy walljumps and when you need to freeze an enemy to make a platform. Also Super in general is a slower pace game that you’re supposed to take in the atmosphere and area you are in. The only thing Super really needed was your jumps to ascend faster.

          Newer entries making Samus fucking fast and speeding through everything kind of missed the point and atmosphere of every subsequent game since has taken a major dive as a result.

          • #439741
            Anonymous
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            I hear ya, but at the same time, it is very fun controlling samus in dread.

            • #439742
              Anonymous
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              I won’t disagree with that.

      • #439667
        Anonymous
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        take your meds

      • #439668
        Anonymous
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        FPBP

        >obsessed
        yes we get it you dont like super metroid

        I don’t think he ever posted that image before. It’s usually me.

        • #439670
          Anonymous
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          and as i told him yes we get it you dont like super metroid

      • #439682
        Anonymous
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        Mom look I did it again!

        • #439686
          Anonymous
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          hoes mad

      • #439688
        Anonymous
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        FPBP
        F SM

      • #439757
        Anonymous
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        Based. Fuck SM cultists

    • #439662
      Anonymous
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      • #439674
        Anonymous
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        Not really. You literally have no clue who Frank Yeager and Big Boss actually are outside of their post-humorous importance to the game. The most detail you get on the events is the few name drops of Zanzibarland. MGS2 is blatantly doing this as it’s big plot twist.

      • #439675
        Anonymous
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        I am convinced MGS started out as some 3d remake of MG2.

      • #439676
        Anonymous
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        MG2 is a retelling of MG1.
        MGS is completely different.

      • #439681
        Anonymous
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        This is correct. MGS2 is also a retelling made to critique this retelling.

      • #439749
        Anonymous
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        How the fuck is this a retelling?

        • #439750
          Anonymous
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          Because Super Metroid takes places on Zebes and Metal Gear Solid has some parallels to Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake, and as everyone knows, the use of familiar elements = REMAKE.

          • #439752
            Anonymous
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            So you are reaching/trolling. Got it.

    • #439664
      Anonymous
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      castlevania iv

    • #439673
      Anonymous
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      I wish they just had said SM and CV4 were remakes rather than sequels. Now the timelines for the respective series make no sense.

      • #439709
        Anonymous
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        The metroid timeline makes sense.

    • #439678
      Anonymous
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      Mother/Earthbound

    • #439679
      Anonymous
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      Every single first party super Nintendo game from nes AND every single first 3d game to the SNES predecessor.

      • #439680
        Anonymous
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        super mario world is absolutely nothing like the original game

    • #439683
      Anonymous
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      >Starfox 64
      >Earthbound
      >Metal Gear Solid
      >Virtue’s Last Reward (Ever17)
      >Street Fighter Alpha 2

      • #439684
        Anonymous
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        >>Starfox 64
        This is a straight up retelling, not a sequel.

    • #439685
      Anonymous
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      Star Fox 64
      Star Fox Zero

      Basically, they cannot get away from retelling the first game’s story. Series is shit

    • #439689
      Anonymous
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      Honestly it’s good to hate Nintendo as a company but hating on their classic games is some next level retardation. Like who in the fuck can deny that games like Super Metroid and Super Mario Bros 3 are good?

      • #439690
        Anonymous
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        It’s just anons who are miserable and desperate for attention as usual. But they’d never actually have the balls to come out and say what their favorite games are

        • #439700
          Anonymous
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          Huh? Okay ahh sm is bad and kirbys dream land 3 is one of my top. Am I allowed to share my opinion now

        • #439704
          Anonymous
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          I love Ocarina of Time, the highest rated game of all time. Also, Super Metroid is trash.

          • #439708
            Anonymous
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            speaking of ocarina of time its literally just 3d ALTTP

            • #439711
              Anonymous
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              Super Metroid is literally just Metroid (NES) in 16-bit.
              The leap between LttP and OoT is 1000x bigger than the leap between OG Metroid and Super.
              Actually, Super Metroid is a dumbed down rehash of OG Metroid for casuals like you who need hand holding.

              • #439713
                Anonymous
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                i made the thread and that was my entire fucking point idiot

              • #439715
                Anonymous
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                >Super Metroid is literally just Metroid (NES) in 16-bit.
                So you’ve never actually played either game. If you wanted a game that fit the description then you should have used castlevania 4

              • #439751
                Anonymous
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                SM added mechanical complexity and better level design. OoT is an extremely casualized and watered down version of LttP that doesn’t even resemble LttP outside of the basic dungeon progression.

              • #439754
                Anonymous
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                Awful take.

      • #439691
        Anonymous
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        SMB3 is a classic
        Super Metroid isn’t
        Nobody like that pile of shit back then, literally every other first party Nintendo franchise had better sales than Metroid

        • #439693
          Anonymous
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          >sales

          fucking retard

          • #439694
            Anonymous
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            Just let the spic have his day anon.

        • #439695
          Anonymous
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          I grew up playing Mario, Zelda, Kirby, Pokémon, Donkey Kong, Megaman, Alex Kidd, Sonic, etc.
          Had no idea who that bitch Samus was until Smash Bros. Garbage, irrelevant franchise.

          • #439698
            Anonymous
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            >Alex Kidd
            And here you are calling metroid irrelevant.

            • #439701
              Anonymous
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              Alex Kidd in the Miracle World was played by more people than the entire Metroid franchise.
              Granted, it was bundled in the Master System, but it still counts.

              • #439702
                Anonymous
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                Alex who? Never heard of him.

              • #439703
                Anonymous
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                wow that floor really gave you this much trouble?

              • #439706
                Anonymous
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                nice ad populum, do you have any more fallacies?

              • #439707
                Anonymous
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                >Alex Kidd in the Miracle World was played by more people than the entire Metroid franchise.
                Which is false mind you.

          • #439699
            Anonymous
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            you’re just seething there are metroid threads now that dread is out up for a week while nobody gives a shit about your nostalgia

        • #439696
          Anonymous
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          Super Metroid is a classic that is still fondly remembered and still fun to play. Even people who aren’t into Nintendo games cite it as one of their favorites

          • #439697
            Anonymous
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            >Super Metroid is a classic
            Nope, nobody praised that shit back then.
            Only zoomers like it because it’s piss easy as opposed to other “frustrating”
            SNES games that take an ounce of skill.

            • #439705
              Anonymous
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              I literally fucking stumble upon the ‘it’s easy’ argument thrice in a row now. First it was someone pooping on DQ8, then I think Mirror’s Edge and now Super Metroid. I didn’t know all of you people were hardcore games who cared about difficulty so much. Also everyone who’s saying that games got casualised and all that stuff usually suck at vidya and can’t even beat shit like Castlevania 1

              • #439710
                Anonymous
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                Jokes on you, Castlevania 1 is in my top 5 favorite games of all time and I can beat it with my eyes closed.

                • #439712
                  Anonymous
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                  Well at least you like something good. Also I wouldn’t say that Super Metroid is THAT easier compared to CV1. Games are not about being difficult. It’s not an argument when you shit on vidya you don’t like

                • #439717
                  Anonymous
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                  Castlevania 1 isn’t that hard, except for that last fucking part of stage 5

                  • #439719
                    Anonymous
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                    I’m one of the few people who tried Loop 2 and stage 2 there is absolutely fucking brutal

            • #439758
              Anonymous
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              >Nobody praised super metroid back then
              I can almost taste the breastmilk breath from this kid

        • #439740
          Anonymous
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          Underage detected. A game selling over a million copies back then is a big fucking deal, few people played games back then.

          >Kirby
          This franchise also sells just as modestly
          >Mega Man
          Reminder that the best selling game in the franchise didn’t even sell 2 million

          • #439744
            Anonymous
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            Kirby’s Dream Land sold 5M and Megaman isn’t a first part Nintendo franchise.

            • #439745
              Anonymous
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              >Kirby’s Dream Land sold 5M
              What the fuck really? You mean like the first GB game or the entire Dream Land series in total?

    • #439692
      Anonymous
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      Pic unrelated.

    • #439714
      Anonymous
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      I love Super Metroid but faggots’ obsession with it has stiffled the series for years.

    • #439716
      Anonymous
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      That could be ever Metroid game, since they are absolutely obsessed with throwing in old bosses. Makes the galaxy feel small.

    • #439720
      Anonymous
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      is it really though?

      • #439722
        Anonymous
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        yes

        • #439724
          Anonymous
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          dunno famy

      • #439723
        Anonymous
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        No not really. Everything is pretty much different.

        • #439727
          Anonymous
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          I still don’t get the reveal of the starting area from 1 and zero mision being the elevator that leads down from mother brain.

          Is the revelation that samus got her shit kicked in and escaped down the elevator only to come back and show the old hag what for?

          • #439729
            Anonymous
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            the revelation is that it’s nostalgia bait, and it’s fucking cool

            • #439734
              Anonymous
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              it makes no fucking sense why did she not just go up the elevator
              why did she have to go in from another side

              • #439735
                Anonymous
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                I think it’s funny to think she just didn’t see the elevator the first go around. "oh fuck, I could’ve just gone up this way? I’m an idiot."

    • #439721
      Anonymous
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      This and lots of other GB games. Since anons are mentioning Castlevania in this thread, Kid Dracula GB is another example

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      Anonymous
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      • #439753
        Anonymous
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        wasn’t this more sequel disguised as reboot

    • #439726
      Anonymous
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      Every single Nintendo game ever

      • #439728
        Anonymous
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        >scrimblo platformers being scrimblo platformers

        • #439747
          Anonymous
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          >Twitter tranny meme
          Go back

      • #439730
        Anonymous
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        No wonder people praise Mario, 3D platformers are dead. He basically has no competition

        • #439732
          Anonymous
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          that kirby game looks aight

          • #439733
            Anonymous
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            Yeah looks good honestly. Hopefully it doesn’t suck

            • #439743
              Anonymous
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              Pun intended?

        • #439738
          Anonymous
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          That and the fact that Mario is one of the better platformers with a hell of a lot of replayability.

    • #439731
      Anonymous
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      how can SM be a reharsh of the original? Is it because it reharshed tourian? Literally the end game zone. Everything else about the games are different.

    • #439736
      Anonymous
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      Star Fox 64
      MGS1

    • #439737
      Anonymous
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      You all disappoint me. Here is the POSTER CHILD of this thread.

    • #439746
      Anonymous
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      Why do zoomers hate Super Metroid so much?

    • #439755
      Anonymous
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      This literally takes place in a "parallel world" with the same story, the All Night Nippon version is more of a sequel.

    • #439756
      Anonymous
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      Will you take sequels disguised as retellings?

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