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    • #416863
      Anonymous
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      ITT: You are about to be fucking filtered

    • #416864
      Anonymous
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      This one really wasn’t so hard if you’re not retarded and use the boomerang shot for it.

      I guess its a filter in the non-meme sense, it forces you actually prove you’ve understood the game and its systems.

      • #416865
        Anonymous
        Guest

        you don’t have to lie on the internet, anon

      • #416890
        Anonymous
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        >tfw didn’t have the boomerang

        Had no trouble with the dragon stage.
        THIS melanoid THOUGH.

        all that crap in the foreground blocking the view of your character was complete horseshit

    • #416866
      Anonymous
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      Had no trouble with the dragon stage.
      THIS melanoid THOUGH.

      • #416867
        Anonymous
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        Yeah that was noticeably more difficult than other bosses.

        But this wasn’t for me because I play shumps.

      • #416873
        Anonymous
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        Fuck this guy

      • #416878
        Anonymous
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        I love this little fella like you wouldn’t believe

      • #416879
        Anonymous
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        >Can go no hit his 2 first phase
        >Get absolutely destroyed by the diamond phase

      • #416917
        Anonymous
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        And Plane stages are harder by default because you can’t smoke bomb out of everything.

      • #416947
        Anonymous
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        I never found any of the shmup stages hard at all. You realize you can just go mini and dodge everything easily right?

      • #416975
        Anonymous
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        Hardest boss by a large margin for me

      • #416989
        Anonymous
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        I think they patched his 3rd form, so there’s a break in-between his obnoxious bullet spam.

    • #416868
      Anonymous
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      • #416870
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >casual filter
        >at the final boss
        That’s not how it works.

      • #416874
        Anonymous
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        blaziken and swampert both floor his entire team

        • #416919
          Anonymous
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          >sapphire was first pokemon game
          >tfw 9 year old me had Sceptile and gave him 90% of my exp
          >tfw I ran out of PP mid fight and had no ethers
          >beat Steven by the skin of my teeth with Struggle
          To this day I compulsively hoard ethers because of that miserably experience

    • #416869
      Anonymous
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      That ain’t no bee

    • #416871
      Anonymous
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      I spent 200 hours on this game and 200% completed. I love this game so much.

    • #416872
      Anonymous
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      I beat this one in one try, idk why he’s known as one of the hard ones because I definitely got filtered in the ass by Phantom Express and most of the plane ones

    • #416875
      Anonymous
      Guest

      fought the mermaid chick, stopped to jerk off and never touched the game again

    • #416876
      Anonymous
      Guest

      ahem

      • #416924
        Anonymous
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        Most players get filtered before even seeing her

    • #416877
      Anonymous
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      Dragon was ez. However fuck the robot.

    • #416880
      Anonymous
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      • #416882
        Anonymous
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        Only now I realized it was a reference to mechadragon

      • #416897
        Anonymous
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        This guy ain’t half as tough as the Yellow Devil in MM1

        • #416937
          Anonymous
          Guest

          He looks a lot cooler though.

        • #416954
          Anonymous
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          True, but Yellow Devil can be easily cheesed, and everybody, even people who never played MM1 know how to do it.

          • #416957
            Anonymous
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            >play MM on Wii VC
            >Get to Yellow Devil
            >die
            And that’s the story of why I have never played Mega Man 2. I should play that stage on an emulator. The first game was really funvhgx8.

            • #416960
              Anonymous
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              Really should, and play some more. 2 onwards is a massive improvement, with my favorites being 2, 3, and 9

      • #416915
        Anonymous
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        NINTENDO AND CAPCOM

    • #416881
      Anonymous
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      • #416970
        Anonymous
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        Easy as shit when you know how to use rg and dte

    • #416883
      Anonymous
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      • #416885
        Anonymous
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        >friend played DS3 before DS1
        >ended up beating them on their first try

        • #416948
          Anonymous
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          that seems reasonable. the AI in ds1 are worse and it’s pretty easy to keep smough away if you already have a grasp on the series already. the only thing that probably takes getting used to is cardinal rolls while locked but most people don’t know that unlocked is better

    • #416884
      Anonymous
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      Still the hardest boss fight Iโ€™ve ever played.

    • #416886
      Anonymous
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      Lobber.
      You’re welcome OP.

    • #416887
      Anonymous
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      The BEES were harder for me.

    • #416888
      Anonymous
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      With experience comes perspective

      • #416909
        Anonymous
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        I never had trouble with the sewer guy that everyone complained about, but that old mother fucker pushed my shit in.

    • #416889
      Anonymous
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    • #416891
      Anonymous
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      • #416892
        Anonymous
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        really the second boss? not the elephant fucker?

      • #416895
        Anonymous
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        I remember getting fucked up by the anubis or whatever

    • #416893
      Anonymous
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      […]

      >haven’t played most of the games in the thread
      >You need to play more games, dude.
      kys my man

      • #416898
        Anonymous
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        […]
        woah, so this is the power of a Gankerposter….

        Don’t get me wrong; I play plenty of games. I have an Original Xbox and a PS2 since modern games are shit. The rarest games I have are God Hand on the PS2 and the Xbox port of Bloody Roar Extreme.

        • #416902
          Anonymous
          Guest

          ok but no one asked

        • #416906
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >I have an Original Xbox and a PS2
          damn, bruh. they don’t even make those anymore.

    • #416894
      Anonymous
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      […]

      woah, so this is the power of a Gankerposter….

    • #416896
      Anonymous
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    • #416899
      Anonymous
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      barely got thru him, couldnt go on and dropped

    • #416900
      Anonymous
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      Right now i’m getting filtered by this.

      • #416904
        Anonymous
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        learn what to block and what to dodge

      • #416907
        Anonymous
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        Nue is pretty easy though

      • #416913
        Anonymous
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        I feel Nue is the real pleb filter since he forces you to learn how to dodge and use proper spacing. He’s one of those bosses where you just need to git gud and once you do the rest of the game will be a breeze.
        Was stuck on him too for a good while until it clicked.

    • #416901
      Anonymous
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    • #416903
      Anonymous
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      • #416910
        Anonymous
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        The only people filtered by this big purple melanoid are people that never played monster hunter.

        • #416914
          Anonymous
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          Hey, I love Midir. But heโ€™s probably the hardest fight in the Souls series, at least the first time.

        • #416925
          Anonymous
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          This. I never had trouble with any of the big monster types in dark souls purely because of MH experience.

    • #416905
      Anonymous
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      […]

      Why are you even posting? Go play some fucking video games.

    • #416908
      Anonymous
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      >*151*

      • #416918
        Anonymous
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        this gave me a ptsd flashback

      • #416935
        Anonymous
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        she requires you to pretty much brute force it though.
        get your party of full fire damaging properly aligned demons and she isn’t that bad. It’s just the fact that you HAVE to metagame it.

    • #416911
      Anonymous
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      Got him in the first try. Djimmi got me once or twice, and the clown got me a few times til I switched to spread. I’d say Phantom Train was the hardest of them all.
      DLC is coming out soon, yeah?

    • #416912
      Anonymous
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    • #416916
      Anonymous
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      This was the single thing keeping me from getting to the Walled City as a kid.
      Even as an adult this took me way too long to beat. This part isn’t even a filter really it’s just bullshit.

      • #416920
        Anonymous
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        >Just want a decently challenging minigame to play while simultaneously being able to watch what’s going on
        >Get this shit instead
        Yoooooooou pay THIS much?!

      • #416923
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I don’t remember struggling with this but I could never get past the part where you’re flying on the back of the dino and you have to shoot those 4 pillars with your staff.

    • #416921
      Anonymous
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      The cutscene before the fight makes it worse

    • #416922
      Anonymous
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      Obligatory

      • #416929
        Anonymous
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        It’s a good thing spending full price on a game made me inclined to git gud. No way would I drop the game at the level 1 boss.

      • #416932
        Anonymous
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        doesn’t MMZ1 have a thing where you can just skip levels if you fail them

        • #416945
          Anonymous
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          If you game over, you cannot go back to stages.

          However, Aztec Falcon happens to be the boss for the 2nd intro stage, a stage you cannot skip.

    • #416926
      Anonymous
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      Unironically

      • #416930
        Anonymous
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        I should really finish code vein. I got to the 2nd to last area and just quit for whatever reason. I think it was because the dlc was shit and I was irritated by it.

    • #416927
      Anonymous
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    • #416928
      Anonymous
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      […]

      Nobody asked about what you haven’t played. Reply less.

    • #416931
      Anonymous
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      Bee hive was harde for me.

    • #416933
      Anonymous
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      Any news on the DLC?

    • #416934
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I HATE YOU

    • #416936
      Anonymous
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      I beat the game, but this fucker filtered me so hard it’s the only boss I can’t beat without cheesing. Demon of Hatred was unironically easier.

      • #416951
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Owl is really fuuuun
        Corrupted monk (illusion) was my pain

    • #416938
      Anonymous
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      […]

      Retard

    • #416939
      Anonymous
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      Literally never played any of those shitty games.
      I don’t play online anymore but the real answer is whenever you face good players in any mp games.
      Get fucked retards.

    • #416940
      Anonymous
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      Imagine buying this game for full price at launch and giving up on it within the first hour because of this guy. He single-handedly destroyed the value proposition of Sekiro for tens of thousands of people. Even as someone who has been through Sekiro many times at this point, I remember getting clapped by this fucker repeatedly on my first playthrough.

      • #416941
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Imagine buying this game
        Nothing else had to be said kiddo.

      • #416943
        Anonymous
        Guest

        The fucker’s grab attacks are worse. Tied with the Gun Fort snake eyes for most annyoing miniboss. People do say that he’s easier if you don’t lock on tho.

        • #416949
          Anonymous
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          I got so fucking tilted while I was getting repeatedly auto-grabbed by this guy. The hitbox/targeting on that grab attack is fucking retarded.

          • #416990
            Anonymous
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            One of his grabs is a sweep grab, you can’t dodge it normally, you can only jump over it (or run out of range). There are a small number of sweep grabs in the game and the player is never told they exist.

      • #416953
        Anonymous
        Guest

        He tests your learning of the game mechanics and the players that explore the are and got the firecrackers got the fight in the bag
        Only faggots got their asses beaten by him

        • #416958
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I think he’s primarily there to teach you that you need to dodge some attacks and jump for others, and to really drive it home that you can’t play this game like Bloodborne.

      • #416966
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Boss moves are actually bad (has a sweep grab, outright contradicting the tutorial on how to dodge special attacks, and changes direction mid-dropkick which looks dumb as hell)
        >Boss is also a casual filter, meaning you can’t criticize it or you’ll look like a casul

        Rock on ogre man, you’re untouchable.

      • #416985
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I didnt really have a problem with this fucker i gave up trying to parry him and legitimately just ran circles around him and won i still have no idea if he even has any parryable moves it probably took about 10 tries to beat him. Now the fucking BULL on the other hand filtered me

    • #416942
      Anonymous
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    • #416944
      Anonymous
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    • #416946
      Anonymous
      Guest

      you feel like you’re about to have a bad time

      • #416976
        Anonymous
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        ahem

        >Secret final boss of post-game
        >Casual filter
        Please stop, even if you’re baiting. Fighting Abs Rad and fighting sans are literally the very last event of their respective games. Anyone who can beat everything up to them but can’t win has experienced 100% of the game, they have not been filtered.

    • #416950
      Anonymous
      Guest

      […]

      melanoid

    • #416952
      Anonymous
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      […]

      >Haven’t played shit
      >Still feels the need of replying to every other poster
      Based autist

    • #416955
      Anonymous
      Guest

      FROZEN STAIRS
      CARPET IN BLOOD RED
      SEATING GOODBYES LEFT UNSAID
      GOODBYES LEFT UNSAID
      DESPITE OUR PROMISES
      HERE I AM FOLLOWING YOUR STEPS
      FOLLOWING YOUR STEPS

    • #416956
      Anonymous
      Guest

      The dragon is piss easy if you use the longer on his second and third forms.

    • #416959
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I gave up on the Nioh DLC because of this guy. Worst part is I straight up don’t think I can beat him but I don’t really want to move on to Nioh 2 if I don’t so…I guess I’ll never play Nioh 2.

      • #416961
        Anonymous
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        Forgot image

        • #416981
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Super aids especially if you get to him underleveled and every attack of his one shots you.

    • #416962
      Anonymous
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      […]

      If this is bait then it’s really funny. 8/10 anon, made me laugh for a solid few seconds

    • #416964
      Anonymous
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      • #416995
        Anonymous
        Guest

        only played AW 1&2, is this map really hard?
        With all these properties and bases it looks easy to outspam the enemy, even if he has factory mechanics

    • #416965
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Robot was harder than dragon

      Not the hardest boss ever but I am HARD stuck on Seymour Flux in FFX

    • #416968
      Anonymous
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      Unironically almost filter me the final boss, its just so tedious.

    • #416972
      Anonymous
      Guest

      What’s so bad about this boss anyway, do people just keep falling off the platforms or something?

    • #416973
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I honestly don’t think the dragon was that hard, however I did spent quite some time at the train

    • #416979
      Anonymous
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      I haven’t played this game for almost a year now because of this guy.

    • #416983
      Anonymous
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      […]

      dumb fag

    • #416993
      Anonymous
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