I’VE GOT BALLS

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    • #382566
      Anonymous
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      I’VE GOT BALLS
      TO THE KING,
      BABY

    • #382567
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’M HERE TO SHIT GUM, BABY

    • #382568
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I DON’T NEED BALLS TO SAY TRANS RIGHTS

      • #382569
        Anonymous
        Guest
    • #382570
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I HERE TO KICK BABY AND CHEW BALLS, BABY!

    • #382571
      Anonymous
      Guest

      YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN
      EVEN IF YOU CUT YOUR BALLS

    • #382572
      Anonymous
      Guest

      DAMN, THOSE ALIEN BASTARDS
      ARE PAYING UP MY RIDE

    • #382573
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’M ALL OUT OF ASS

    • #382574
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’LL KICK SOME ALIEN BASTARDS AND FUCK MY OWN ASS

      • #382581
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Nice nail polish, Duke.

    • #382575
      Anonymous
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      I’LL RIP YOUR BALLS OFF
      AND SHOVE THEM DOWN MY THROAT

    • #382576
      Anonymous
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      BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS

    • #382577
      Anonymous
      Guest

      i miss duke

    • #382578
      Anonymous
      Guest

      MY ASS IS BIGGER THAN YOURS

    • #382579
      Anonymous
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      I HAVE TWO TICKETS TO THE ROFLCOPTER, BABY

    • #382580
      Anonymous
      Guest

      what would rule 63 duke nukem even be named? dutchess nutless?

      • #382604
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Dyke Nukem

    • #382582
      Anonymous
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      I CAME TO THE SOUND OF CHEWING ASS AND KICKING BUBBLE GUM, AND IM ALL OUT OF ASSS

    • #382583
      Anonymous
      Guest

      MY FACE, YOUR ASS – WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE?

    • #382584
      Anonymous
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      • #382588
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >that time where john riffed on this video
        how could one man be so based?

        • #382591
          Anonymous
          Guest

          What the hell does "riffed" mean?

          • #382596
            Anonymous
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            "riff" means to mock or make fun of something in a light hearted "haha this is silly" way

            example: you watch a bad movie on purpose to make jokes about it.

            here’s the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZnQxEhnsBc

            • #382613
              Anonymous
              Guest

              No, that would be "rip". You "rip" on someone, not "riff", you hooligan

              • #382616
                Anonymous
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                To ‘riff’ is to make jokes about a topic in an inprovisational manner. This entire thread is riffing on Duke Nukem quips.

          • #382597
            Anonymous
            Guest

            chinese equivalent of "laughed"

    • #382585
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I CAME OUT OF MY ASS TO CHEW BALLS

    • #382586
      Anonymous
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    • #382587
      Anonymous
      Guest

      MY GUN IS READY, LIKE AN ASS FILLED WITH SHIT.

      • #382589
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >LIKE AN ASS FILLED WITH SHIT.
        Ah, the captain’s log!

    • #382590
      Anonymous
      Guest

      BLOW IT OUT MY ASS

    • #382592
      Anonymous
      Guest

      those alien bastards are going to give my ass a ride

    • #382593
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’M GONNA RIP OFF YOUR BALLS AND SHIT DOWN YOUR ASS

    • #382594
      Anonymous
      Guest

      NOBODY SHITS MY BALLS… AND LIVES!

    • #382595
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I came hear to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I’m gonna do it really loudly in your ear

    • #382598
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I CHEW BABES AND ALIENS COME OUT MY ASS

    • #382599
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I CAME HERE TO SHIT OUT OF MY ASS

    • #382600
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’M GONNA EAT SHIT AND CHEW BUBBLE GUM… AND I’M ALL OUT GUM.

    • #382601
      Anonymous
      Guest

      CUM IN MY ASS AND I’LL SHIT ON YOUR BALLS

    • #382602
      Anonymous
      Guest

      My head hurts
      my feet stank
      and I don’t love Jesus

    • #382603
      Anonymous
      Guest

      MY NAM
      DOUK NOUK EM
      I SHOOT

    • #382605
      Anonymous
      Guest

      NOW YOU SEE ME

    • #382606
      Anonymous
      Guest

      duke nukem 3d is still one of the best fps ever made, change my mind

    • #382607
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’LL RIP OFF YOUR DICK AND SHOVE IT UP MY ASS.

    • #382608
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’m GONNA SHOOT UP YOUR RIDE UP AND RIP OFF YOUR BALLS

    • #382609
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #382610
      Anonymous
      Guest

      GROOVY! TIME TO SHOVE SHIT UP MY ASS.

    • #382611
      Anonymous
      Guest

      THOSE ALIEN BASTARDS ARE GONNA PAY FOR pooping UP MY ASS

    • #382612
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Time to pay a chick to shit on those alien bastards and play with myself

    • #382614
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’LL SHOVE BALLS DOWN MY THROAT

    • #382615
      Anonymous
      Guest

      DAMN! I’M GONNA EAT SHIT AND SHOVE A BOOT DOWN A BABY’S THROAT.

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